Zhenya walked through the doors of WWW for the... for the first time! She took in the amazing sight as she made her way to the front. Having never been there, the sight was just... overwhelming. She hoped she wouldn't be bothering the Shopkeeper by asking his help, but she needed it.

Approaching the counter, she had her mouth hanging open. But only for a brief second. She thought he was very handsome. Clearing her throat to herself as she approached, she asked "Excuse me, I've... I've never been here before and I was just wondering if you could show me something good to prank my... my uncle with," she said, turning a bit pink.

Why was she nervous all of a sudden? He was just a... good looking man. She was determined to pull a good prank on her uncle. He was such a prankster and he would appreciate a good welcoming prank.

Hearing the bells on the front door jangle, Wesley popped up from behind the counter to greet his new customer. Another young girl! Splendid!

Except her mouth seemed to be slightly ajar. Wesley eyed the girl anxiously before reaching forward with his fake wand and tapping the bottom of her chin with it in an attempt to close it. "Hurry, before the nargles get inside!" Those darn nargles were everywhere!

Wesley gasped when he saw her cheeks light up with a pink hue. He sighed in defeat. "They got you," he said solemnly.

Ahem. ANYWHO. She'd never been to the shop before? What a shame! But Wesley was excited to show his new apprentice the wonderful world of Weasley's Wizard Wheezes.

"Well, hustling Horklumps! You've come to the right place, my dear!" Wesley leaned against the counter. "You're uncle's in a for a good treat. Might I suggest a four foot long tongue? Or maybe a terrible nosebleed! A telescope that'll give him a black eye? Or how about some stink pellets or dumgbombs to get his wardrobe smelling like an old, manky boot?" Wesley stared at the girl with wide, excited eyes. THIS was fun.

Zhenya was a little embarrassed at his reaction, but it made her laugh. And it definitely cheered her up! She listened to his witty remarks, and was amazed at how amusing it was. How had she never been in here before?

Oh... she had Nargles in her mouth? That...that wasn't good. She made a mental note to gargle something when she got home. Something that was sure to get those nargles out of her!

But then he was talking and she forgot all about the Nargles. All the things he mentioned were things she wanted. They would all be so funny to give to her uncle. Mask them as lollies, or put them in his dinner... yes, this would be interesting. "I... Can you show me please?" she asked, with a big smile. She wouldn't have a clue where to find them.

Now there was a wide smile! Wonderful! Wesley grinned back at the girl. Show her? "Why of course, my dear! Come along with me!" Wesley skipped around the counter and looped his arm into the girl's.

Pulling her along, Wesley went to the first isle in his small shop. "The fireworks! A bit more dangerous and I recommend adult supervision. So in this case with your uncle... let's move on." Wesley scooted to the next isle and tugged the girl with him. My personal favorite: the Skiving Snackboxes! A wonderful collection of Fainting Fancies, Nosebleed Nougats, Puking Pastilles, and fever fudge! This one might be your best bet, my little apprentice." Those Snackboxes always got the best reviews.

Wesley kept on pulling her down the isles and pointing things out. "Ton-Tongue toffees, headless hats, punching telescope, belch powder, dungbombs, nose-biting teacups, and even hiccup sweets!" And those were only to name a few. Wesley could go on and on, but he had learned in the past that some people got annoyed by that... So he waited for a response.

This was delightful! Zhenya laughed as Wesley pulled her along with him. She paused momentarily at the Fireworks. She could do wonders with those! Her brother had suggested her be more outgoing, she could either show him what outgoing is and... blast him out of bed, or take them to Hog... no absolutely not!

Zhenya was looking at the Skiving Snackbox with bulging eyes. That.... why that had everything she needed! She could give him one of everything! Imagine how messy he would get. Wait... "If I gave my uncle o-one of everything would he die?" she asked. She did not want to kill him, just... have a little fun with him.

But more stuff? It just got better and better! "Oh, wow! I heard about those nose-biting teacups! Do they hurt a lot?" she asked. She wasn't sure if she wanted to cause pain either. Well, vomiting and fainting and nose bleeds, sure no worries. Something biting his nose? What if he got revenge by getting his hands on some kind of finger-eating slug or something?

Glancing at the girl, Wesley saw her wide eyes. It was EXCITING, wasn't it?! YES. Yes, it was. Wait... DIE? "Oh, heavens no! There isn't a thing in this shop that will seriously harm anyone." Wesley shook his head. "Unless... they ate the whole box." He imagined having and endless nosebleeds, vomiting, faintings, and fevers could potentially be lethal... Hm.

Wesley chuckled. "Just a bit of a pinch! Sometimes they get a little angry and leave a bruise, but it's not too bad!" It was a prank, after all. They weren't supposed to be harmless.

Zhenya was relieved that they wouldn't... kill her uncle. She didn't want to be at the wrong end of the prank gone bad. Merlin's Beard, no!

She had a small laugh though, imagining someone having eaten the whole box and doing everything at once. Well, the thought was funny but she was sure if it actually DID happen, it wouldn't be. "Can I please get a Skiving Snackbox? And also... one of the nose-biting teacups?" She asked nicely.

But there was something else she wanted to look at, "Are you able to show me some Pygmy Puffs? I was thinking of getting one but I'm not really sure," she said. After that Care of Magical Creatures lesson, she thought it would be a cool pet to have.

Wesley nodded excitedly. "One Skiving Snackbox and a nose-biting teacup, coming right up!" Scurrying around, Wesley grabbed her items for her. He just loveloveLOVED his job!

Was he able? "Well, of course! What kind of shopkeeper would I be if I wasn't?" Wesley looped his arm through the girl's again and tugged her down the very pink corner of the store. He stopped in front of the small, caged off area where the Pygmy Puffs were running around. He bent over and scooped up a Lavender colored one. "Pygmy Puffs galore. Are you interested in buying?" Hopefully? Pygmy Puffs got a lot of attention, but they weren't purchased very often.

Minerva walked into the front of the store. She was looking for the nice shopkeeper she had talked with a few weeks ago. She needed some advice and possibly some new products.

Wesley was facing away from the counter, organizing some papers on the shelf behind it when she heard his puppy, Pippin, bark happily.

That could only mean ONE thing! ... A customer!

Whizzing around, Wesley was pleasantly surprised to see a familiar face. "My old friend!" He greeted the girl with a lopsided grin and stretched his arm out over the counter to shake her hand.

"How have you been? Did that snackbox of yours work well?" He wanted to hear ALL about it!

Minerva smiled and shook his hand. "Yes sir it has come in very handy." she laughed and then pet Pippin before looking back up to him. "I was hoping you could help me. I have enjoyed the Ton Tongue Toffee very much and would like some more, but my question is with the puking stuff. How long does the puking last?" If she was going to use this on Harmony she needed to know how much time she needed. "Also" she smiled "I was hoping you had other fun things."

Oh, Wesley was so happy to see this girl again. He shook her hand vigorously before placing both his hands in his pockets. He looked down at his puppy who loved the girl's attention. LOVED.

OOHH, she wanted more, did she? Splendiferous! Ah, a question... Wesley nodded thoughtfully. "Yes, the Puking Pastilles. Oh, it varies from person to person, depending on how weak stomached they are. Usually it's just one or two good retches until their tank's empty. Sometimes three, depending on how big their lunch was!" Heheee, those were the best. So unpleasantly funny it was to watch someone hurl their guts up. Lovely indeed.

Other fun things? Well of COURSE. "What kind of joke shop would this be if I didn't have fun things, my dear!" Silly, silly girl. "What's your pranking self looking for? Headless hats? You can make your head disappear. Or, you can grow your own warts! And of course there's the good old muggle magic tricks. Those are rather fun." Wesley leaned against the counter, ready for the girl's answer.

Minerva thought for a bit. Only two good times for the puking pastilles, hmm that might not be good enough for plan, but then she smiled still petting the pups ears. "Well I don't know. I have been just having so much fun, that I was hoping for some more. I done most muggle tricks since my dad is muggle, so wizarding tricks are much more fun." she smiled.

Mafalds walked up to the counter. She was smiling from ear to ear and had her hands full of objects. She put them down. "I'm interested in these."

Dungbombs (pack of 5 for 1 galleon)
Frog Spawn Soap (2 sickles)
Grow-your-own Warts Kit (10 sickles)
Hiccup Sweets (1 bag for 3 sickles, 3 bags for 7 sickles)
Non-Explodable Luminous Balloons (1 bag for 10 sickles)
Nose-Biting Teacups (2 sickles)
Stink Pellets (pack of 5 for 1 galleon)
Self-Shuffling Playing Cards (3 sickles)

Then she explained. "My father is a muggle, but he is not opposed to me learning magic. But he is going to marry a horrible muggle woman who HATES magic. She is going to convince him to take me out of school. And he won't say no, because she's so pretty! So I'm going to secretly bust the wedding with these objects."

This man was so nice, and Zhenya was going to come back as often as she could. He was a lot of fun!
THEY WERE SO CUTE!! Zhenya smiled at it and pat it. How could she not love it? "They are so sweet! I would love to buy one!! In fact, I want that one. Is it for sale?" she asked. Well, she wasn't sure if he had picked that one out because it was just there, but maybe it was his?
She only had a little bit of knowledge on them, having just learned about them at School. "What sorts of things do they eat? I heard they eat Boogers," she said.

Wesley nodded thoughtfully and scratched his chin. "I see..." He pondered for a moment. This girl was good. And she needed better stuff. Wesley thought she was too young for fireworks. He didn't like selling them to youngsters unless they were supervised or otherwise very convincing.

"We've got nose-biting teacups. Those give a good pinch! Or.. grow you own warts, Belchpowder, Dungboms, Frogspawn Soap, Hiccup sweets..." he paused to see if anything sounded good to the girl.

Wesley grinned when he saw another girl approach the counter. And she had a lot to buy! "Leaping lemondrops, you've been busy! Well, let's see what you've got here."" Taking a look at all the items, Wesley counted them up.

"Is that all for you dear? Three galleons and thirteen sickles unless you'd like to try something else?" Though that was a lot to purchase in one visit.

Chuckling, Wesley pet the little fluff ball's head. "Why, of course it's for sale! Just for you, my dear!" And with that, he handed over the Pygmy Puff to the girl. Ah, the appetite of a Puff. Wesley nodded. "Snot. Delicious and nutritious for the little guys! Of course, if you're all dried up, you can just feed 'em your leafy greens. I think they'll eat almost anything." Much like teenage boys, Wesley though. "Anything else for you?"

Zhenya took the little creature and let out a weird noise, which was mixed between a laugh and a gasp. It was so cute! She held it carefully and pat its fur. It was just so fluffy! She was sure her owl wouldn't like it much, but her owl was a grumpy head that only liked Zhenya.

Zhenya thought he was about to say if their boogers were all dried up, they could eat HER boogers! No waaaaaaaaaaay! She was glad though, she was sure her little puff could have an endless supply of boogers, but she would top it up with everything else they had. And it was a lot!

What else? "Oh, is it a girl or a boy? And also do they like other animals at all?" she asked, because she had a cat and two owls. The owls had their designated area, and were not allowed to poop in the house, and her cat wandered all around the house.

Minerva smiled letting go of the puppies ears. "I think the teacups would be great. My cousin is having a gathering soon, those might come in nicely." she could just see it now. Leelee would be thrilled. "What is the frogspawn soap do? Oh I would like the hiccup sweets, those sound fun."

Wesley chuckled at the girls noise. She apparently was a fan of the Pygmy Puff. Boy or a girl?

Hmm.

Wesley took a good peek at the Pygmy Puff before deciding. "Definitely a girl, I'd say." He nodded and stuffed his hands in his pockets, bouncing on his toes a little bit. "Yes, I've found that Pygmy Puffs are friendly to just about anything!"

Especially his puppy. They loved snuggling. "Anything else?"

Wesley watched as his puppy wagged his tail happy. He liked that girl. Wesley chuckled. "Teacups it is. How many would you like?" And what of frogspawn soap? It was actually quite a simple concept. "It's just soap... with frogspawns inside. It's quite nasty really. Might be fun to switch out your siblings soaps one day, eh?" Wesley grinned.

Getting his wand out, Wesley summoned a back of Hiccup sweets to the counter and set them down. "Anything else you'd like to try? Might not hurt to give the Snackbox another go?" Just a suggestion. They were his favorite, after all.

"Give me four of the teacups, the hiccup sweets, the soap, and give me another snackbox." she grinned. There were many plans going through her head at that point in time.

Bouncing on his toes, Wesley used his wand to summon the items off the shelves and over to his counter. "Alrighty! Four Nose-biting Teacups, one bag of Hiccup Sweets, one Frogspawn soap, and one Skiving Snackbox. Your final total today is... One galleon and thirteen sickles!" While he waited for the girl, Wesley grabbed her things and put them in a small bag for her so it was easier to carry.

Minerva pulled out her money from her bag and handed over the galleon and thirteen sickles. She reached down and pet the pup again knowing the little guy would want a good bye pet. "Thank you for all your help, and your wisdom on joking." she gave a slight grin. "This will come in very handy."

With a grin, Wesley accepted the girl's money. Pippin barked happily when the girl pet him again. Favorite customer. BY far! Pippin loved customers that pet his puppy ears.

"You're very welcome, my friend! I hope you enjoy your new jokes." But of course she would. Why wouldn't she?!

Minerva took her things "Thank you and I will be enjoying myself." more then you know she finished her thought. "Have a nice day." as she took her things and left giving the cute puppy another pet.

This girl was quite pleasant. And very nice! "You have a good day too! I hope you'll visit again." Because Wesley liked visitors that came back. They made him feel happy that he was doing his job right! After the girl left, Wesley grinned and continued organizing the shelves under his counter.