Fairy Tales
 

#25 Sorting Hat - Fairy Tales

McGonagall decided it was time to sneak into Dumbledore’s chambers again for her favorite past-time. Walking slowly, making her way across the room, she finally found where he hid the Sorting Hat. She stepped onto a stool, pulled it down and placed it on her head.

“Oh not you again,” the hat sighed.

“Come on. Say it one more time. You know I love to hear you say it.”

“Dumbledore hid me for a reason.”

“Please.”

“Fine but you must leave me alone after this,” the hat spoke.

“Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all…”

Feathers And Quills
 

26. Quill - Feathers and Quills

Walking the streets of Hogsmeade, McGonagall decided she needed new quills for the rest of the school year. Making her way into Scrivenshaft's Quill Shop, McGonagall looked around at the different varieties to choose from.

“Oh my,” she stated as she glared at one in particular. Picking it up for a closer look, she noticed a red fluffy feather attached to the end.

“This could get interesting.” She raised an eyebrow.

“Isn’t this feminine,” she slurred, as she ran the feather against Dumbledore’s cheek.

“Okay! No more Fire Whiskey for you!” said Dumbledore, pulling the quill out of her hand.

#93 Chicken – Healthy Appetite

Sitting at the staff table, Minerva dipped her spoon into a large bowl of chicken soup. She knew the house elves had done more than their worthiness at creating such a wonderful dish that she decided to help herself to a second bowl.

“My, my, Professor McGonagall. We do have an appetite this evening,” Dumbledore whispered as he gave a crooked smile.

She looked up, giving a wink in his direction, one that was not noticed by many. Each time the spoon touched her lips, she let out a sigh of relief that she could taste such a wonderful dish.

#64 Nap – Advantages and Disadvantages

Minerva leaned back in her chair as the students took their final test. It was a boring time and sleep was beginning to take over. She knew a nap would restore her back to herself again but during the final was just unheard of.

Before she knew it, she opened her eyes to find Sirius Black standing over her. Giving a couple of blinks she finally realized where she was and shot out of her chair.

“Mr. Black what do you think you are doing?”

“Well, Professor, I saw you drooling and thought I would take advantage of the situation.”