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firenjen · 02-16-2010, 06:04 PM

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Pretty Plant.

#1 Herbology

“Pleaseeeeeeeeeee,”said Lucille, tugging at Warren. She was trying to convince him to come to Herbology. She needed company there. Sympathy vote.

“I haven’t been to any yet,” said Warren. “Bunz will DEFINATLY hurt me.”

Well, he had a point there.

“Not if you were disguised as a plant or something.”

***

Lucille sat in Herbology, when her eyes were drawn to a very big, funny looking plant standing in the corner .Lucille couldn’t be sure, but she was pretty certain that said plant had a nose. And a mouth. And eyes. No…it couldn’t be.... Warren?

The plant winked.

It was!

firenjen · 02-21-2010, 09:10 PM

Uh-Oh.

#26 Quill

Lucille scrunched up her face and covered her ears in regret as she heard the fateful “crunch” of a quill being trodden on. She lifted her foot and opened one eye, before looking down on the crushed pieces mournfully. Well THAT was depressing. She pouted, something she had been doing a lot lately, ever since Fishy had suggested it.

“Warrennnnnnnn!” she whined, mouth pouting and lip quivering. “I browkid my qwill!!!”

He was not as concerned as she thought he should be. So she took out a particulary sharp-looking spine of broken quill and POKED him with it.

Teehee. HAH.

firenjen · 02-21-2010, 11:45 PM

Demon Owl.

#27 Owl

Lucille ran into Warren in the corridor, he came sliding towards her, robes pulled over his head and his hands flapping wildly. Lucille looked at him and gasped.

“What happened?!” she said in shock. Warren’s face was covered in deep scratches, and his lip was cut.

Warren got his breath back. “Owl! Demon owl!”

“An owl did this to you?” asked Lucille, gawking at him. Warren nodded.
“I was looking after it for someone,” he explained. “It attacked! All I did was try to take it for a walk!”

“You put a lead on it, didn’t you?”

“Well, I tried.”

firenjen · 02-21-2010, 11:52 PM

Nostalgia.

#28 Timeturner

Lucille and Warren sat by the lake, looking over the sparkling water in the setting sun. Lucille’s head rested on Warrens shoulder, and he had one hand placed on her back. They were older now, married. It was the day after their wedding. They both knew what each other were thinking; that this had been the place where they had realised they loved each other.

“It was a good day,” sighed Lucille. Beside her, she felt Warren nod.

“It was indeed,” he said, watching the gentle waves. “If I had a timeturner, I’d come back here and watch it everyday.”

firenjen · 02-22-2010, 12:00 AM

Memory.

# 29 Pensieve

“What’s this?” Asked Lucille, holding the tiny phial that Warren had just handed her up to the light. White vapours swirled within.

“Your present,” he answered, grinning. “My memories, of..well…us.”

Lucille looked up at him with big eyes.

“All of them?” she whispered.

“Every one. You’ll need a pensieve, but – “

But he couldn’t finish his sentence, for Lucille had thrown herself at him and wrapped him in a hug so tight that he could barely breathe. This was by far the best present she had ever got. Now she could watch her and Warren time together, forever and ever.

firenjen · 02-22-2010, 08:33 PM

Mashed Potato.

#30 Feast

Now that they were actually married, it was only right that, as loving wife, Lucille should at least attempt to cook a scrumptious meal for her husband. She had bought all the trimmings, meat, veg, and had spent all afternoon preparing the glorious feast.

And now she was sat cross legged in the middle of the kitchen, covered in mashed potato, and pouting.

Eyebrows pulled sharply together, she raised a hand and pulled some remaining potato through her hair. This was sooo beyond repair. She would have to try something else. And fast.

What was the wizard’s equivalent of McDonalds?

firenjen · 02-22-2010, 08:40 PM

M&M.

#31 Dress robes

Lucille and Warren, being the, er…MODERN couple that they were, had opted against normal wizards dress for their wedding. No one was allowed to wear dress robes, and wizards hats were out of the question.

No. Their wedding was going to be special, amazing, fantastic. It was going to be fancy dress.

Which was why Lucille and Warren were going to be M&Ms. Yes. Using the costumes that they had bought each other for Halloween in their third year. Their wedding would go down in the history books, and they would declare their love whilst looking like yummy chocolate treats.

firenjen · 02-23-2010, 12:17 AM

Tamorin.

#32 Common Room

Lucille, was getting out of there as fast as she could. She had had a very nice lunch, as did NOT want to puke it back up by staying in there too long.
Green eyes rolling, she wiped her head as she plonked herself down next to Warren under the tree by the lake and sighed. He looked up at her arrival and smiled. “What up?” he asked her.

“Need some fresh air,” said Lucille, closing her eyes and basking in the sunlight. “Torin and Tammy are in the common room, and they’re being all…Tamoriny. I feel a bit queasy.”

firenjen · 02-23-2010, 07:45 PM

Mistake.

#31. Classroom

Tehhee.

Lucille covered her mouth as she tried to refrain from sniggering. Warren had been locked in the empty classroom for fifteen minutes now. And she was not letting him out. No way.

“Lucille!” he moaned from the other side of the door, “I gotta pee! Lemme out!”

Still laughing, Lucille sighed and released the lock. But Warren was ready. As soon as it clicked into place, he ran out, shoved her inside, and locked it back up. He had somehow managed to snag her wand in the process, so she had no way of escaping.

“Warrennnnnn!”

“MWHAHAHAHAHHAHA!”

“Aghhh dude!”

firenjen · 02-24-2010, 12:47 PM

Hissy.

#34 Parseltongue

What was that noise?

That hissing noise?

Was there a pipe leak somewhere or something? Lucille got up and began to check the house for the source of the noise, ‘cos frankly, it was CREEPING HER OUT.

Until she got to the loft. There. She found Warren sitting on the floor, holding a toy rubber snake out in front of him and….er…hissing at it.

How odd.

“Whatcha dooooin’?” She asked. He jumped at her appearance.

“Trying to learn parseltongue,” he said quite happily.

Riiiiiiight.

“Well, I’ll leave you to it then,” she said, before backing slowlllly out of the room.

firenjen · 02-24-2010, 12:53 PM

Dog.

#35 Pureblood

Lucille and Warren were about to take a huge step in their relationship; they were going to get a dog. But this was proving somewhat trickier than first thought. Mark and Demelza had been trying, for the past only Merlin knows how long, to explain the difference between pureblood and purebred.
And Lucille and Warren just weren’t getting it.

“I don’t want a pureblood dog,” said Lucille, “that’s not fair on all the other dogs that aren’t”

“There are no pureblood dogs!” said Demelza through gritted teeth. “There are purebred dogs!”

Warren and Lucille shrugged simultaneously.

“Same thing.”

“No.”

“Yes.”

firenjen · 02-24-2010, 01:07 PM

Food Fight.

#36 Muggle

OK, so starting a food fight in the middle of Demelza’s brand new kitchen had PROBABLY not been the brightest of ideas. Especially as she was now making them clean the icky food off of the walls and surfaces the muggle way. Which was just GROSS.

PLUS the fact that they were both so covered in food themselves that everything that they cleaned just got mucky again once they touched it. IT. WAS. NOT. WORKING.

“Do you think Muggles are permanently covered in food?” Asked Warren, eyebrow raised.

“Gotta be. We are, and we’ve only been here for an hour.”

firenjen · 02-24-2010, 01:16 PM

Gnome Plan.

#37 Animagus

Hours of midnight conversation had resulted in the topic of Animagi cropping up.

“I’d be something cool,” said Warren, scratching his nose. “Like a lion or something.”

Lucille nodded thoughtfully in agreement.

“What about you?” asked Warren. Lucille though carefully.

“I’d be a gnome,” she said, her eyes glowing with malice. “And then I’d creepy creep into Torin’s room, tie him up and cover him in shiny things, and leave him to the Nifflers. Then creepy creep back out again.”

Warren looked rather shocked.

“Er, I don’t think gnomes count as animals.”

“Eh.”

She still hadn’t forgotten the spider incident.

firenjen · 02-24-2010, 01:25 PM

Scary Similies.

#38 Patronus

“Oh Lucille!” Warren stood in front of her, gazing at her in a creepy way. Was this a result of his whole “I’m trying to be more mature” thing? Because to be honest, it was SCARY. “Lucille,” he continued, “Your eyes are as green as moss, your lips are as pink as rosebuds!”

Wow. So she looked like tree fungus, and further plant stuff?

She stared at him, but he hadn’t finished.

“And you’re skin is as illuminating as...err..”

Please let him stop, she thought, please let him-

“As illuminating as a patronus!”

Whaaaaaa??

Lucille patted him on the head.

firenjen · 02-24-2010, 01:50 PM

Scaredy Cat.

#39 Duel

“Pleeeasee Warrennn? Please?”

But Warren was standing his ground. He glared at her, arms crossed, and said “No, Lucille. I’m not duelling you.”

Lucille pouted. “But whyyy?”

Warren sighed in exasperation. “Because you’re a girl, it wouldn’t be right.”
But there was something else in his expression. Lucille narrowed her eyes at him, and lowered her raised wand. Slowly and very cautiously, a sly little smile spread across her lips and over her face.

“It’s because you’re scared that you’ll loose, isn’t it?”

TEEHEE!

Warren shifted uncomfortably where he stood and scuffed the ground with a shoe..“No..well..I..er…”

“YOU ARE!”

Mwahahahhahahahahahahahaha!

firenjen · 02-24-2010, 01:59 PM

Plotting.

#40 Spell

“DEMELZAAAAAA!!”

The call echoed through the little house, and Lucille and Warren heard Demelza’s exasperated sigh as she made her way down the stairs.

“What?” she said impatiently when she got to the front room. Only to see Warren and Lucille bent over a piece of parchment, composing what looked like a letter.

“Oh, Hello,” said Lucille, looking up politely. “We need your help.”

“Right. Help with what?”

“How do you spell bribery?” asked Lucille.

Warren’s head popped up too. “And fraud?” he added.

Demelza looked confused, eyes narrowed. “Why? What are you two doing?”

“Nothing.”

Angelic smiles all round.

firenjen · 02-24-2010, 02:13 PM

Freeze.

#41 Thestrals

Lucille and Warren both froze. They were outside by the forest, when the air had changed, and they had….felt something.

“Er, Lucille,” said Warren, slowly, “I think… I think I feel something, er, licking my ear…”

Lucille tried to nod, but couldn’t move. “Something’s chewing my hair…” she said. Slowly they both turned to face each other, and flashed one another worrying glances.

“What is it?”

“I don’t know, but its freaky. I don’t like it.”

They were whispering now.

“Right,” said Warren, “On the count of three, we run, ok?”

Lucille nodded.

“One….two…RUN!”

“Oi! That wasn’t three!

“Just run!”

firenjen · 02-24-2010, 02:19 PM

Dance-off.

#42 Portraits

Now, Warren had been known for talking to the paintings that covered the walls of the castle. He had even been known to sing to them at one point. And dance. Which was odd, but it’s what made him SPECIAL. And at that time the portrait had begun to dance back. And sing back. When the situation was diffused with heavy jelly bean usage.

Lucille thought it was all over and done with.

Which is why she was very confused to stray across Warren, and the same portrait, having what she could only describe as a dance-off.

Special, or abnormal?

firenjen · 03-07-2010, 05:49 PM

Blame Game.

#43 Headmaster

The headmaster stood sternly in front of Lucille and Warren, hands on hips and thin specticals resting severly on his nose. One eyebrow was raised, in a way that shouwed the pair in front of him that he was waiting for an explanation.

But Lucille and Warren just stared right back at him, blinking like idiots on blinking tablets.

“Well?” prompted the Headmaster.

Blink, Blink.

Warren pointed at Lucille. “She did it,” he said.

WHAT?

Lucille opened her mouth, then closed it again. “He did it,” she said, pointing at Warren.

The headmaster cleared his throat. “Double detentions!” He announced.

firenjen · 03-08-2010, 07:30 PM

Told Ya So.

#44 Ford Anglia

She had warned him. Ooooh she had warned him. But Warren had not listened to her, he had continued to play with the small model of the Ford Anglia, and now he was choking on it.

How had he even managed to swallow it?

HE WAS TWENTY-FIVE YEARS OLD!!

Lucille walked round to the back of Warren and gave him a hefty smack on the back. The small car flew out.

“Thanks,” he spluttered. Lucille nodded, hands on hips.

“Now next time when i tell you not to chew the car, what do we do?”

“We listen to you.”

Exactly.

firenjen · 03-15-2010, 12:21 PM

No Way.

#45 Torch

“I’m not going.”

Demelza once again cast a disapproving eye over Lucille. But this time, it wasn’t just her – Warren was standing by her. There was no WAY that they were going to “work experience” in a muggle shop. No way. Never.

“It will give you a taste of what its like not to have magic!” Demelza protested.

“Exactly. But I DO have magic. So there’s no point.”

Demelza put on her “angry” face. Which was not pretty. “Lucille Beambrook, you leave this house right now or I will torch the place. WITH. YOU. INSIDE!”
Lucille quite enjoyed fresh air.

firenjen · 04-12-2010, 09:13 PM

Dragon Hunting..

#46 Dungeon

“I’m TELLING you,” protested Lucille as she dragged Warren by the scruff of his robes down the icy halls of the dungeons, “There ARE dragons down here.”

“Lucille,” said Warren, rubbing his neck where she had accidently
pinched, “how would one even fit down here?”

Lucille rolled her eyes. Sure, he was cute, but he was an idiot.

“Everyone knows that there are dragons inside dungeons, its like…a law something. “

But he still didn’t seem convinced. Lucille sat down, got out a hunk of meat and set it on the floor.

“Now we play the waiting game” She said.

firenjen · 04-12-2010, 09:14 PM

Its staring at mee!

#47 Portkey

Lucille stared at it.

Warren stared at it.

Lucille and Warren both stared at it.

Why, why oh why would anyone in their right mind ask them to “watch” the portkey that was about to leave? Especially as that same person had expressly told them NOT TO TOUCH it.

Well eh, rules were meant to be broken, right? Right?!?!

Lucille reached out a pale hand as the small crumpled object began to burn blue, but before she could touch it, Warren slapped away her hand.

“Ohhhh,” she pouted.

“Good girl,” he said.

Sureeee. NOW he starts being mature. *eye roll”

firenjen · 06-11-2010, 12:12 AM

DopleGanger.

#48 Leprechorn

Warren, walking ahead of Lucille, stopped suddenly and flung out an arm to prevent further progress. Lucille blinked.

“What?” she hissed, looking around madly. Warren raised a finger to his mouth, telling her to be quite. She nodded, brows furrowed, as Warren pointed to a small bush which lay to the left of them.

“What??” Lucile repeated, but Warren shed her again. “Don’t make any sudden movements.”

He pointed again to the bush. “Look,” he whispered. “A leprechaun! Under the bush!”

Lucille looked. There was no leprechaun!

“Warren,” she sighed, eyes rolling. “You had candy for breakfast again, didn’t you?”

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