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firenjen · #1 (**permalink**) 02-16-2010, 06:04 PM

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~~1. Herbology~~ ~~2. Muggle Studies~~ ~~3. Transfiguration~~ ~~4. Ancient Runes~~ ~~5. Astronomy~~ ~~6. Divination~~ ~~7. Care of Magical Creatures~~ ~~8. Potions~~ ~~9. Defense Against the Dark Arts~~ ~~10. Arithmancy~~ ~~11. History of Magic~~ ~~12. Charms~~ ~~13. Quidditch~~ ~~14. Hogwarts, A History~~ ~~15. Room~~ ~~16. Dragonhide gloves~~ ~~17. Cauldron~~ ~~18. Whomping Willow~~ ~~19. Wand~~ ~~20. Hogsmeade~~ ~~21. Veela~~ ~~22. Kneazle~~ ~~23. Telescope~~ ~~24. House elf~~ ~~25. Sorting Hat~~ ~~26. Quill~~ ~~27. Owl~~ ~~28. Timeturner~~ ~~29. Pensieve~~ ~~30. Feast~~ ~~31. Dress robes~~ ~~32. Common room~~ ~~33. Classroom~~ ~~34. Parseltongue~~ ~~35. Pureblood~~ ~~36. Muggle~~ ~~37. Animagus~~ ~~38. Patronus~~ ~~39. Duel~~ ~~40. Spell~~ ~~41. Thestrals~~ ~~42. Portraits~~ ~~43. Headmaster~~ ~~44. Ford Anglia~~ ~~45. torch~~ ~~46. Dungeon 47. Portkey~~ ~~48. Leprechaun~~ 49. Yule Ball 50. Boggart 51. act 52. bore 53. Chase 54. Dare 55. Egg on 56. Fight 57. Gape 58. Hoot 59. Ignore 60. Joke 61. Kiss 62. Lope 63. Mooch 64. Nap 65. Ooze 66. Pace 67. Quell 68. Roar 69. Slap 70. teem 71. Untie 72. Vex 73. Warn 74. x-tinguish 75. Yodel 76. Zap 77. Cheerful 78. author's choice 79. author's choice 80. author's choice 81. Depression 82. Careful 83. Fearful 84. Angry 85. Snappish 86. Daring 87. Plaid 88. sweet tooth 89. Past 90. present 91. Future 92. Chocolate 93. Chicken 94. Allergic 95. Snowball 96. Socks 97. Dictionary 98. Pajamas 99. Newspaper 100. Homework

Pretty Plant.

#1 Herbology

“Pleaseeeeeeeeeee,”said Lucille, tugging at Warren. She was trying to convince him to come to Herbology. She needed company there. Sympathy vote.

“I haven’t been to any yet,” said Warren. “Bunz will DEFINATLY hurt me.”

Well, he had a point there.

“Not if you were disguised as a plant or something.”

***

Lucille sat in Herbology, when her eyes were drawn to a very big, funny looking plant standing in the corner .Lucille couldn’t be sure, but she was pretty certain that said plant had a nose. And a mouth. And eyes. No…it couldn’t be.... Warren?

The plant winked.

It was!

firenjen · 02-19-2010, 11:01 AM

DopleGanger.

#2 Muggle Studies.

Lucille stared at the person in front of her, hands on hips, and head cocked slightly to one side. Her brows furrowed in confusion, and her Muggle Studies text book slipped from her pale hands and hit the floor. The person standing in front of her was so much like her that at first she thought she was standing in front of a mirror. They were wearing her favourite dress, had long white-blonde hair, excessive eyeliner, and-

Her boots!

“Warren,” she said, frowning. “Why are you wearing my clothes?”

Warren looked down in surprise.”Oh, am i?” he said, in surprise.

firenjen · 02-19-2010, 11:09 AM

Rustle.

#3 Transfiguration

Rustle, rustle, rustle.

“SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Did that boy ever stop eating? No, was the answer. How Warren wasn’t fat, Lucille didn’t know. And where did he get this never ending supply of brownies from anyway?

So now she sat beside Warren in Transfiguration, TRYING to concentrate on the Piliwickle, who was now her favourtist EVER. But it was very hard to concentrate when someone next to you was rustling a brownie packet.
Warren looked at her, and made a show out of trying to very slooooowwwly get a brownie out of it’s packet so it wouldn’t rustle.

Rustle.

“WARREN –“

“SHHHHHHH!!!”

firenjen · 02-20-2010, 08:48 PM

Plans.

#4 Ancient Runes

You skip through the corridor, taking in the pretty colours and smiling at shiny things. They don’t smile back, which in your opinion is just rude. It’s the day before the summer begins, the day before you leave Hogwarts forever. You are finishing your seventh year. You notice something in your peripherals; Warren leaning against the Ancient Runes classroom. He grins and beckons and you approach him.

“Don’t forget to meet me on the train,” he says, kissing your head. You grin, but he sounds suspicious. “Ok. Why, what are planning?”

“You’ll see,” he smiles gently, winks and walks away.

firenjen · 02-20-2010, 09:38 PM

Baxter.

#5 Astronomy

Lucille sat atop the Astronomy tower at night, watching the stars and thinking. This was one of the only times in her life where she felt completely at peace. No once calling her evil, insane or psycho. No Torin being all…prefecty and chucking spiders at her. It was all good.

Speaking of Torin, surely he would be leaving soon? Please. PLEASE?

Because no matter how hard she tried, she couldn’t get the GROSS tingly feeling that made her think Baxter was all creepy crawling over her. She shuddered.

That was just GROSS.

But maybe the spider would stay?

Oh God.

firenjen · 02-20-2010, 09:44 PM

Lucille The Seer.

#6 Divination

Lucille peered into the crystal ball intently, sitting across from Warren on the kitchen table. She was doing her “divination” bit.

“I see…” she said mysteriously, waving her arms about and closing her eyes. “I see….”

“What? What do you see?” asked Warren, who was TOTALLY buying this. His brow wrinkled in fear, and Lucille held back a snigger.

“I see bad things coming your way,” said Lucille. Warren’s eyes bulged as he looked around him, as if said bad thing was in the kitchen with them. “Very bad things. Unless…”

“Yes?” prompted Warren.

“Unless you buy me something shiny.”

firenjen · 02-20-2010, 10:01 PM

Ian the Sheep Returns.

#7 Care of Magical Creatures

“I need a project for Care of Magical Creature!”

Warren stood in front of Lucille. It was a tad late, but better late than never. “Ermm..”

“Come one!” said Warren, shaking her gently, “I need ideas. IDEAS Lucille!”

“Whoa there,” said Lucille. “Erm, where are you going to get a magical
creature before next period?”

Warren rolled his eyes. “I don’t know.” He frowned, but Lucille’s face lit up. She had a light bulb moment.

“You could take Ian!”

Yes, yes. Ian the sheep.

“Trouble is,” said Warren, “he’s not exactly magical, is he?”

Lucille shrugged. “Eh, nobody will know.”

firenjen · 02-20-2010, 10:07 PM

Jelly Bean?

#8 Potions

“Lucille, I don’t know what I’m doing,” whispered Warren in potions.

Lucille pouted. “No, neither do I,” she said. She frowned and looked back at Warren.

“Jelly bean?” he asked, offering her a handful of little black shiny things. She noticed that he was already chewing on one.

“Warren, where did you get those?” she asked.

“They were in my potions case. It’s funny though, they don’t TASTE like jelly beans.”

Lucille chuckled. “That’s because they’re beetle eyes.”

Warren stopped chewing at once.

“Seriously?”

“Seriously.”

Warren quickly launched into a coughing fit, spewing bits of beetle eye everywhere. Lucille ducked.

firenjen · 02-20-2010, 10:13 PM

Run, Forest, RUN.

#9 Defence Against the Dark Arts.

Lucille came running out of DADA, screaming. She hit Warren, who had been coming the other way, and stopped. “Warren!” she gasped, “help! It’s got me! IT’S GOT ME?”

“What?” said Warren in confusion, “what has?”

Lucille turned on the spot and shuddered. “Big. Spider. In. DADA.”

Warren stopped dead in the process of trying to calm Lucille.

“Spider?”

Lucille nodded weakly. He raised an eyebrow. “How big?”

Lucille balled up her fist. Warren blinked, then-

“AGHHHHHHHH!!!!”

Before she knew it, Warren was running down the corridor and out of sight, arms waving in the air like a crazy person.

firenjen · 02-20-2010, 10:19 PM

Clever Cloggs.

#10 Arithmancy

“No you don’t.”

“Yes I do!”

“Er, no, you don’t.”

“Yes, I DO.”

Warren had been trying to convince Lucille that, despite being a first year, he already had a N.E.W.T in Arithmancy. That was how clever he was. And girls liked clever guys, right? Lucille had the impression that he was trying to impress her.

He was going all the wrong way about it.

“Ok then,” said Lucille, “If you do, what exactly IS Arithmancy?”

Warren stopped dead. “Errrr…..” A knowing smile played on Lucille’s lips.

“You don’t know, do you?”

“Yes!”

She stared at him. “Warren…”

“Fine.”

Victory!

firenjen · 02-20-2010, 11:10 PM

I'll Show You.

#11 History of Magic

Lucille stared down glumly at her History of Magic homework, considering it. After a while, she pushed it away in disgust.

Footsteps sounded in the library around her, a chair was pulled out at her table and Warren sat down.

“What up?” he said, glaring at the homework.

“Cant do it,” said Lucille.

“Have you tried?”

Lucille glared at him. “No. I don’t like it.”

“Why?”

“It’s mocking me.”

Warren sniggered. “Then show it who’s boss,” he said. “You show that homework!”

“YEAH!!” Lucille pulled the homework back towards her and flipped it open violently. “I’ll show you,” she muttered.

firenjen · 02-20-2010, 11:17 PM

Whoopsie.

#12 Charms

Lucille flipped through her Charms book, thinking hard. She wanted something special for Warren. The only thing was finding the right spell.
“Right,” she said, “I’ve got the perfect thing. A charm to make your hair cool without using gel! It’ll be brilliant.”

She ignored Warren’s protests of her touching his hair; he was secretly thrilled.

She uttered the spell and looked down, gasped, and threw a towel over his head.

“Yes, it worked,” she said, running out of the room. She did NOT want to be there when Warren found out the spell had turned his hair bright pink.

firenjen · 02-20-2010, 11:23 PM

Definatly NOT Shallow. Maybe.

#13 Quidditch

The day that Lucille found out that her boyfriend had gotten into the National Quidditch team, she could not stop smiling. She was VERY happy for him, of course, and also extremely happy for herself. Ok, she wasn’t shallow or anything, but let’s be honest – dating a pro Quidditch player was just COOL.

AND she got hoodies with his name on it to wear to games. So that she would never be cold. AWWWWW.

Not to mention amazing tickets, usually in the stands that were closest to the buffet. And let’s face it, food was always a good thing too.

firenjen · 02-20-2010, 11:29 PM

Snapped.

#14 Hogwarts A History

Something very peculiar had happened that day. Something very strange indeed.

Warren was…reading!

Not only that but he actually looked interested. AND he was taking notes. How strange.

Lucille sidled up to him in the library. “Whatya doooin’?” she asked him, plonking herself on the next chair.

“Trying to find clues,” he said.

“Eh?”

Warren gave her an impatient glance. “So that I can be the fifth founder! Everybody knows that! There are clues in Hogwarts a History, and whoever finds them gets to be founder!”

Lucille stared at him. “Sureeee there is,” she said. Had the boy finally snapped?

firenjen · 02-20-2010, 11:43 PM

Girl Stuff.

#15 Room

“Warren! Get OUT of my room!”

It was the eve of Warren’s birthday, and he had spent all evening trying to see what Lucille was up to, seeing as she had been locked up in her room for hours.

Warren pouted as the door shut in his face again. “Just tell me what you’re doing!”

“Girl stuff. Now go away.”

Warren grinned knowingly. “You’re wrapping my presents, aren’t you?” he said slowly.

Silence.

“You are!”

“I’m not!”

“You are!!”

“No.”

“Lucilleeee. You’re wrapping my present’s! You’re wrapping my- AGHH!”

Lucille heard him crash to the floor. Good. Serves him right.

firenjen · 02-20-2010, 11:58 PM

Fashion.

#16 Dragonhide Gloves

“Erm, Lucilleee,” said Warren, slowly and cautiously should his next words offend her.

“Yes?” she asked, turning to him.

“You do realise that, erm, dragonhide gloves…they’re used for mucking things out. And stuff. They aren’t a fashion accessory.

Lucille looked down at her gloved hands. “I like them,” she whined.
“But, it’s just –“

“Yes?”

“I didn’t really picture you to be wearing them for dinner with Demelza.”

“Trust me,” said Lucille, “when you’ve seen Demelza’s cooking, your going to wish you had some too. All the bones you have to pick through cause havoc with your manicure.”

Warren nodded.

firenjen · 02-21-2010, 12:07 AM

Connie the Cauldron.

#17 Cauldron

Lucille’s brow furrowed as she tried to do the finishing touches. But she could just NOT get the fake eyelashes to stick onto the bleak surface of the cauldron, no matter how much glue she used.

“Nope,” she said, “it’s no good. I’ll have to just draw them on.”

Warren nodded and began to paint a pair of lips below the eyes that Lucille was working on. Actually, the fake eyelashes had been Warren’s idea. Where he had got them from, she didn’t know.

“Annnd…DONE!”Lucille finally announced proudly. “We shall call her Connie the cauldron, and she shall be ours.”

firenjen · 02-21-2010, 07:23 PM

Diversion.

#18 Whomping Willow

“Right,” breathed Lucille, determination etched in every word, “You get the radio, and I’ll get the blanket. I recon if we play some nice music, sneak up on it, and THEN throw a blanket over the top of it, we might just be able to keep it still long enough to climb it, and then we can ride the branches when it starts moving again.”

“Got it,” said Warren. He left, and returned moments later with the correct equipment. Lucille had the blanket. Warren looked at it.

“Well that’s not big enough,” he said, narrowing his eyes at it.

“Shhhhhh.”

firenjen · 02-21-2010, 07:44 PM

Puppy Eyes.

#19 Wand

“Pleaseeeeeeee?”

“No.”

“Pleaseee?”

“No!”

“Lucille! I need it!”

“Warren, you are NOT borrowing my wand. Where’s yours, anyway?”

Warren scratched his head. His eyes went all big. “Er, I lost it? I dunno! But it’s not where I usually keep it. Please Lucille!”

“Puppy dog eyes are not going to work, mister,” she said sternly, but she looked to the ground so that she didn’t have to see them.

That was just heart breaking.

“Why can’t I have it?” he prompted, tugging at her sleeve.
She narrowed her eyes at him. “You’ll snap it.”

“No I won’t!”

“You bloody will.”

firenjen · 02-21-2010, 07:52 PM

Prestents for Ian.

#20 Hogsmeade

It was Christmas time, and Lucille and Warren were on a mission. Their mission was this; to find and procure a Christmas present for Ian, the sheep. There had been arguments – Lucille wanted to get him a winter coat, and Warren had wanted to get him brownies until Lucille had kindly pointed out that sheep probably didn’t eat much apart from grass. Finally, they had settled on a collar, and were now galloping around Hogsmeade trying to find one.

“Where are we going to find a sheep collar from, anyway?” Asked Lucille.
“We could make him one?

Lucille gasped. “YES!!”

firenjen · 02-21-2010, 08:18 PM

Drool Puddle.

#21 Veela

“Warren? Warren? Warreeeeennn?”

Lucille waved her hand in front of her boyfriends face, trying to catch his attention. It was hard though, seeing as he was currently captivated by the passing visiting Veela.

“Warren!” She called again. No reaction, and then “OI!”

That got his attention. “Oh,” he said, recovering, “I was just…er…well…looking for my, er, thing.”

Lucille nodded slowly. “Yesss,” she said, rolling her eyes. Warren went to walk forwards, she flung an arm out to stop him.

“Careful,” she said, “You don’t want to slip on the puddle of drool you created.”

Warren hung his head in shame.

firenjen · 02-21-2010, 08:23 PM

Stalker.

#22 Kneazle

Lucille and Warren walked around the grounds, holding hands and talking about – well, food mainly. But they had grown edgy. For the past ten minutes they had become aware of another presence. They looked around nervously. Were they being stalked? Was it a dark wizard? A powerful Magical creature?

No, it was a cat.

“Ugh,” said Lucille, “I hate it when cats go all stalker. Creeps me out.”

Warren looked at the furry thing and furrowed his brow in confusion. “I’d say it was more of a kneazle, actually,” he nodded. “Yep, defiantly a Kneazle. I can tell.”

Wow. WOW.

firenjen · 02-21-2010, 08:29 PM

Burial.

#23 Telescope

Lucille looked over the grounds using an old telescope that she had “borrowed” from Astronomy class. It was getting dark, and she wanted to see BATS.

But something else caught her attention. A figure through the encroaching darkness, that looked suspiciously like Warren. And he was digging. What? Why was he digging?

As Lucille watched she saw Warren pull something out f his pocket and look at it longingly, before throwing it into the upturned earth. Lucille stared at it.
The boy was ACTUALLY burying his old hair gel pots. Huh?

Lucille sniggered as she put the telescope away. Whoa.

firenjen · 02-21-2010, 08:38 PM

Busted.

#24 House Elf

Lucille heard the loud huffing sigh even from her bedroom. “Cover your ears,” she warned Warren. She then began to count down. “Three…Two…One-“

“YOU TREAT ME LIKE A BLOODY HOUSE ELF!” Came Demelza’s roar from downstairs. Warren made to uncover his ears, but Lucille stopped him. There was more to come. She knew this speech practically off by heart. How many times had she heard it. “ACTUALLY, NO!” Continued the voice of her Aunt. “A HOUSE ELF WOULD BE TREATED MUCH BETTER THAN I AM!!”

Warren uncovered his ears and stared at her. “ What did you DO?” he gasped.

firenjen · 02-21-2010, 08:48 PM

Ribbon!!

#25 Sorting Hat

Lucille looked at Warren, eyebrows furrowed in astonishment, while he sat on the floor playing with a piece of ribbon, laughing to himself.

And yet he was SUPPOSED to be a twenty-five year old Slytherin wizard.

Really?

“You sure you’re supposed to be a Slytherin?” Asked Lucille. Warren glared at her, and continued to play with the ribbon.

“I mean, the sorting hat couldn’t have made a mistake, could it?” She continued. Warren ignored her, and went back to the ribbon again, giggling.

“Wow,” muttered Lucille to herself, before taking a sip of tea.. “I have accidently married an idiot.”

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