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Disneymaniac · #1 (**permalink**) 09-20-2006, 09:14 AM

1. Accio 2. Avada Kedavra 3. Braking Charm 4. Blasting Curse 5. Colloportus 6. Crucio 7. Confundus 8. Diffindo 9. Disapparate 10. Engorgio 11. Expecto Patronum 12. Furnunculus 13. Flagrate 14. Horn Tongue 15. Hurling Hex 16. Impedimenta 17. Imperio 18. Incarcerous 19. Jelly Legs 20. Knitting Charm 21. Langlock 22. Legilimens 23. Levicorpus 24. Lumos 25. Mobilicorpus 26. Morsmordre 27. Muffliato 28. Nox 29. Obliviate 30. Oppugno 31. Orchideous 32. Petrificus Totalus 33. Point Me 34. Protego 35. Quietus 36. Reducto 37. Relashio 38. Rictusempra 39. Sectumsempra 40. Sonorus 41. Scourgify 42. Silencio 43. SpeRevelio 44. Stupefy 45. Tarantallegra 46. Tergeo 47. Twitchy Ears Hex 48. Unbreakable Vow 49. Wingardium Leviosa 50. Waddiwasi

Disneymaniac · 09-21-2006, 07:26 AM

Gilderoy swished his hair in that sexy way. Well he thought it was sexy. It wobbled and fell to the floor.
"Oh...gosh darn it," he muttered.
"ACCIO wig," he called.
Suddenly he was hit in the face with a mop.
"Hmmm. How does that spell work again?"

Disneymaniac · 09-21-2006, 07:33 AM

Gilderoy flicked through one of the 7th year's text books.
"What do they have to learn?" he thought.
He turned to the Unforgivables.
"Oh...Avada Kedavra. How can I teach that?"
He put the book down and fired the spell at a passing spider.
"AVADA KEDAVRA"
The spell hit the spider and rebounded upon its own.
"What the...?"

Disneymaniac · 09-21-2006, 09:05 AM

It was the first match of the season. Gryffindor vs Slytherin. Gilderoy had come along to watch Harry in action. The swooping and diving was better than Gilderoy could imagine.
"He still might want my help," he muttered.
Harry swung his broom around and the braking charm was activated.
"Damn. He is too good. But he doesn't have my sexy..." swishes his hair, "...locks."

Disneymaniac · 09-21-2006, 09:11 AM

"So you boys think you know the way to the Chamber of Secrets," Gilderoy Lockhart smirked.
"Yes Professor. And you know what is inside. That is what you said," Harry smiled.
Gilderoy backed away looking rather sheepish.
The entrance was opened and they landed on the floor.
"Ewwww my robes. These were clean on today. And they are my favourite," he moaned.
"Oh shut up and help Professor."
Gilderoy stole Ron's wand out of his hand.
"Say goodbye to your memories. OBLIVIATE," he yelled.
He was thrown back. The cave began to collapse.
Oooops he couldn't even cast a simple spell. Instead he had cast a blasting curse.

Disneymaniac · 09-26-2006, 09:46 AM

Gilderoy Lockhart. A man of many talents. He can swish his hair like noone else, except maybe Snape.

Today was the day of the hair swishing competition amongst the staff. He had yet to practise and the contest started in 3 hours.

"COLLOPORTUS" he yelled. The door made an odd squelchy noise.
He stood in front of the mirror.
"Flick of the hair, swish of the cloak. God I'm gorgeous," he smiled, flicking his hair.

A voice drawled behind him, "That's my line. And you have stolen it."
Gilderoy spun around, "The door???"
Severus was glaring at him.
"I never thought you to be so...self concious Severus."

Disneymaniac · 09-26-2006, 09:57 AM

"Today is your day to die Lord Voldemort," Lockhart announced.
"Please be merciful Gilderoy. I am sorry. Please don't hurt me," Voldemort whimpered.
"But you have hurt so many Tom. It is your turn to be hurt."
Lockhart was standing tall in the middle of a graveyard. Voldemort was on his knees in front of Lockhart.
"Oh Professor you are so wonderful," Harry smiled.
Gilderoy smiled at Harry, with his Witch Weekly winning smile.
"Why thank you Harry. I am going to defeat this man once and for all."
"No Please don't," Voldemort whined, grabbing Lockhart's robes.
Lockhart pointed his wand at Voldemort
"CRUCIO"
Voldemort shuddered and convulsed.

"Professor. Professor. Wake up," muttered a child.
Gilderoy rubbed his eyes.
"Damn that was a good dream," he thought.

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