’our history’ ; Hogwarts, a History ,#14

'They can take tomorrow and the plans we m-'

I shot up in my bed, frantically looking round for my bff. Nowhere to be seen. It was 2071, meaning one of us was in Hogwarts, and the other in Surrey. It was all a dream, nothing more than remembering that final time in the pumpkin patch.

Instead of sleeping, I decided I was going to read 'Hogwarts, a History'; feel closer to my best friend, for on every page was a photo of us. Captured moments. Cherished forever. Mine to keep. Forever and ever after.

We had out history.

’so much cheaper ; Ford Anglia ,#44

Tammy laughed as she watched Torin look at Cody's first car. "Really Tam?" He asked, his eyebrows raised in confusion.

"Really really, our baby boy deserves it." She gushed, patting the bonnet of the plastic childrens toy.

"He's 19, Tam. We could have gotten him a ford anglia, they're cheap." Torin looked at her, and watched as she burst out laughing.

"This isn't his real car, silly. Just his decoy." She grinned, and pulled out a set of keys and clicked the button, watching as the lights on a blue land rover flashed.

"Again. Ford Anglia... so much cheaper!"

fireman torin ; #74 X-tinguish

Tammy really was a rather evil woman to her husband sometimes. And all because she liked it when he wore the fireman costume around the house. It was all his fault really; if he didn’t look so yummy in it, she wouldn’t be letting more fires start around the house. No, she wasn’t a pyromaniac if that’s what you’re thinking.

“Torin! The toaster’s on fire again! I forgot I wasn’t supposed to leave bread in it for over 10 minutes!” Oops?

Now she just needed him to get his butt in here and x-tingush the fire in his hot costume.

pregnant women are evil ; #69 Slap

Pregnancy sucked majorly when you had to not only deal with hormones and morning sickness, but also a butthead husband, and a son who was EXACTLY like him.

It was a curse. A bloody curse.

“Torin, stop being a prat and encouraging CJ to tear the house apart.” He was the one that gave a one year old ice cream, the stupid idiot. But then he never seemed to listen to her anyway.

“Oh, loosen up Tammy.”

He tried to seem tough, but he was scared in actuality. Pregnant Tammy was evil, and liked to slap him more than usual.

'Wasn't HIS fault!' ; Ignore, #59
Requested by :: Squishy ♥

Wait? Why was Tammy ignoring him now?

That was three calls she’d rejected, and she hadn’t replied to his texts or tweets. Something was either wrong, or she’d had a fit, or she was angry. Which she shouldn’t have been, he really hadn’t done anything wrong!

It wasn’t HIS fault the blanket and couch had gotten in the way of him and Savannah, really he couldn’t. And it wasn’t like Tam couldn’t wash them. She was just being a stroppy cow.

Fine, he’d just ignore her. Taste of her own medicine.

…For five minutes. Then he’d leave her another voicemail.

veelas are tarts ; #21 Veela
For :: Lislchen

Tarts.

Veelas were all a bunch of bloody tarts. Especially that one. That evil girl who had broken Torin’s heart.

“It’s not worth it, Princess,” Tammy said softly as she gave Torin a hug. “She is jus t a stupid girl who doesn’t deserve you. That’s what she is.” She wasn’t even going to mention how she had originally felt about them together. It wasn’t the time, and it wasn’t the place. She also didn’t want to share that secret with him.

“So do you want me to punch her? ‘cause I so will if you say the word.”

[u]’no one’ ; transfiguration , #3


"How could you, Jack? How?!" Tammy yelled down the phone, before throwing it at the wall with a scream.

Luckily her best friend was very close and not only heard his best friends shouts, but her scream and now her sobs. So he had instinctively let himself in and started to cradle his best friend in his arms.

"Tam? What happened?"
"He... He cheated on me Torin."

"What?!" Torin began, pulling out his wand. "What animal?"

"Huh?"
"What animal have I gotta turn that bugger into? No one hurts my prince, and gets away with it."

say you love them ; #72 Vex

“WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!” Tammy had to have heard wrong. That was the only explanation... still, Torin was an idiot.

Had he really just insulted one of her shoe designs? It was something only fit for old women? Did he have a death wish? Clearly he did, because he knew not to vex her unless he wanted to suffer the consequences.

Jumping on his back, she started hitting him on the head with the shoe while calling out, “say you love my shoes, or I’ll kill you.”

No, she was not in the least bit abusive to her boyfriend.

crayons don't belong in the microwave ; #76 Zap
For :: GrapehGrape

Once again Torin heard the tell tale sound of an explosion in the kitchen. And that meant only one thing.

“What did you put in the microwave now, Tammy?” he yelled as he rushed into the kitchen and found yellow wax splashed everywhere, and the microwave totally destroyed.

As usual.

“I only wanted to see if I could put a crayon in there and make paint,” she said with a shrug and a bit of a laugh.

He shook his head and went over to assess the damage. “You don’t zap wax in a microwave!”

“Well, I know that now.”