87. Plaid Punches

Why Mrs. Weasley would dress Ron in a plaid suit was anyone's guess. She said it made Ron look quite the gentlemen. Fred said it made him look stupid.

Quite a few times at that.

Finally fed up with the stupid name calling, Ron took off his jacket and swung it around his head like a lasso. He was gonna whip that brother of his, yes he was.

Molly saw the jacket lasso and immediately rushed over. "Gentlemen do not act like this." she scolded her son, taking the jacket out of his hands.

PUNCH!

"Gentlemen do not punch either!"

19. Waxy Wand

Ron could not wait to get a wand of his own. He would be able to do anything he wanted while sitting down. He would never ever have to move off the chair again!

If he was hungry, FLICK, he would summon food.

If he messed something up, FLICK, it would fix right up.

If his brothers picked on him, FLICK, they would lose their tongue.

All that would be really cool to do!

But the real reason why he wanted a wand of his own, was so he wouldn't have to steal his father's to clean his ears anymore.

24. House Elf

"But dad!" Ron whined to father one day, "Why can't we get a house elf to do it?"

Mr. Weasley shook his head and turned to his son, "A house elf did not make that mess so why should he have to clean it?"

"Because it's their job.." Ron retorted, sticking his tongue out at his father.

Tired of having this same conversation every time he asked Ron to clean his room, Arthur pulled out his wand and pointed it at his son, "Go clean your room, before I turn you into a house elf."

Ron ran.

Works every time.

36. Mongrel Muggle

"Ron!" Mrs. Weasley shouted at her four year old son. She couldn't turn away for one moment without him getting into something. "Don't you dare touch that dog," she shook a finger at him, "it has fleas. That is a mongrel!"

Ignoring his mother, for he was good at it, Ron inched closer and closer to the dog with an outstretched hand. He was going to pet that dog, no matter what.

Before Molly could even reach him, Ron was atop the dog petting and cuddling it. He was such a nice, cute doggie!

"Mummy! I am petting the muggle!"

66. Pace

Ron was becoming impatient. Hermione had been in that room for hours, and not a single bit of news had made its way to him.

"What is taking so long!?" he asked himself as he paced back and forth.

It couldn't be that hard, could it? He thought it was an in and out thing. You go in, and come right. Back. Out.

Finally a door opened, and out stepped a Healer with the biggest smile on her face. "Mr. Weasley?" she asked stepping ever so close to him, "Would you like to meet your daughter?"

Ron was a father.

42. Portraits

If there was one thing Ron hated about having a big family, it was having some 'Family Portraits' taken. He would always be the one stuck standing next to Ginny, and the one stuck standing in front of the twins. He could never, ever win.

Ron once decided to amuse himself during a family portrait by giving Ginny her own set of 'bunny ears'. It was extremely funny and he could, and would, totally tease her about them later on.

What Ron didn't know was, poking on the top of his head were his own double set of 'bunny ears'.

7. Care of Dangerous Magical Creature Books

Upon entering his third year of Hogwarts, Ron was slightly terrified. He just received his course listing and read the dreadful words 'Care of Magical Creatures.' He didn't want to study them! Why study something that was bound to eat you up?

And the book he had to carry around..It was dangerous! The first day he bought it, it bit him four times and ripped a hole in his favorite pair of pants. He couldn't even open the book to get a head start on reading like Hermione had suggested.

He was glad that he couldn't open it.

10. Arithmancy

Ron did not like when Hermione did her Arithmancy homework anywhere near him. Why did she have to count to a thousand before she would even write anything down? She was mental, and it surely showed. She was the only one that could like numbers that much.

"But Ron!" Hermione would exclaim, "Numbers are amazing!"

"They are not.." Ron would mutter, and it would be the same conversation every night.

"I love that class, you know."

Ron knew it. She was always lugging that book around with her.

"If you love it so much..why don't you marry it?"

Burn.

11. History Of Magic

Ron's head drooped and drooped until it was resting on top of his History of Magic text book.

He couldn't help that the class bored him to sleep. He also couldn't help the fact that when he slept, he snored. He snored loudly, too.

Letting out a snore so loud he woke himself up, Ron was quite embarrassed to see all eyes were on him, and frightened to see the ghostly face of Binns floating in front of him, "Tell us again Mr. Weasley, how you stopped the goblin revolution.."

He also couldn't help that he talked in his sleep.

12. Charms

"Five points from Gryffindor for using magic recklessly." a squeaky voiced Professor Flitwick bellowed from atop his desk. Yes, he was standing on it, for it was the only way to be seen.

Ron's face turned red, even though it was hard to tell with all the other colors his face was at the moment.

The students were learning the color changing charm and Ron had thought it would be funny to color Draco's robes into a nice shade of pink.

And Draco thought it would be funny to color Ron's face into a rainbow.

Ron had failed, Draco succeeded.

9. Defense Against The Dark Arts

In Ron's eyes, Professor Lupin was the best Defense Against The Dark Arts Professor.

Quirrell had two heads, which was really creepy and totally not normal.

Lockhart was a liar and a plain old git.

Mad Eye Moody was, well, mad. Plus it wasn't even the real Moody teaching, so he doesn't really count.

Umbridge was a woman, and women do not know anything about Defense!

Snape was just.. greasy.

But Lupin, he was the best! It was him who taught Ron how to fight a boggart.

So what if he was a 'dangerous' werewolf?

Ron could deal with that.

4. Ancient Runes

Ancient Runes was the most hardest class Ron had ever signed up for. Why he decided to take it was anyone's guess.

Peer pressure, he would blame it all on peer pressure. That worked with other things, so why shouldn't he use that excuse now?

The first time Ron even glanced at his text was the first day of class, and, it didn't go too smoothly. If only he looked at the book during the summer..

Nudging Hermione, Ron slid his book closer to her, "My book is in a different language, gimme yours."

"It's written in Runes, you git."

5. Astronomy
Part 1.

Astronomy in the astronomy tower wasn't all that fun. Sure, Ron liked to look at the stars, but the steps..they were a nightmare. By the time he reached the top, he was about to drop to the ground!

He had to wait a good ten minutes to catch his breath before even attempting to talk.

There had to be a faster way of getting up the steps. This was a school of magic, and they still had students using their feet!

And seriously, having a class after midnight was just plain torture. Ron could barely keep his eyes open.

23. Astronomy, The Telescope
Part 2.

Finally making his way up to the Astronomy tower, Ron leaned up against the tower wall to catch his breath. He had plenty of time, since Professor Sinistra was explaining what they were supposed to do.

All Ron could hear through his wheezy breath was star chart and constellations. He had a pretty good idea what to do next.

He lazily set up the telescope and gently placed his eye on the eyepiece.

Darkness.

"Professor! My telescope is broken."

The Professor walked over to the boy and at one glance frowned.

Ron had forgotten to take the lens cap off.

34. Parseltongue

"Hissssss." a seven year old Ron slithered, literally, into the kitchen where his parents were sitting.

With both eyebrows raised, Molly looked at Arthur with a questioning face. What was the boy doing?

Having such a large family, they expected to encounter some really wild things, but this topped them all. "Ron?" Arthur questioned, "What in the name of Merlin are you doing?"

Still slithering, Ron looked up at his parents, "Bill said I'm a parssssseltongue," he replied before flicking his tongue all snake like, "I have to find hisss sssnake."

Molly stood on her chair, "Bill has a snake!?"

WARNING! Really horrible drabble..
 

99. Newspaper

Wizard children played cops and robbers, just like muggle children. Maybe a little different, but the same concept.

Ron didn't know how to play really, for he was still little. His brothers would just make him be the 'cop dog' anyway. He would just bark while he watched his brothers run around and get tired.

But sitting there watching them made Ron get tired too. Too tired to even walk up the steps to use the bathroom.

What was he supposed to do?

He was a cop dog..dogs use the newspaper.

He never played cops and robbers after that.

93. Choking Chicken

"Let's go!" Harry pulled on Ron's sleeve. They were sitting in the Great Hall, and they had only five minutes to make it to class. They were going to be late.

When Ron didn't answer, Harry got up and headed out the door. "I'm leaving without you!" he called over his shoulder to his friend, who was doing some freaky dance sitting down.

What Harry didn't realize was the 'freaky dance' Ron was doing was actually the universal sign of choking.

Finally coughing up the chicken he shoved in his mouth, Ron stood up and followed Harry out the Hall.

35. Pureblood

"I don't want to GOOOOOO!" Ron screamed in a very high pitched voice. Surely, if there were glasses in the room with him, they would have broke.

It was Ron's time to go to the Healer's for his check-up. The way he was carrying on, one would think he was going to Tibet to wrestle yeti. He never carried on like this before.

"But Ron, the Healer's are nice." Molly tried to calm the boy out of his tantrum. It was a good try, but useless.

"They are going to do experiments on me!"

He was a pureblood after all.

20. Hogmeade

It was a cold day, and it was also the weekend the students were allowed to go into Hogsmeade. Ron didn't really want to go, but he was running low on his candy stash and he needed a refill.

Dragging his friends into Honeydukes, Ron's eyes fell on the biggest lollipop ever! That would last him forever! He wanted it. After paying the clerk, Ron opened the lollipop and started to lick.

He continued to lick as he made it outside.

The coldness of the weather and the wetness of the lollipop did not mix well.

His tongue was stuck.

71. Shoes untied.

Ron was a 'big boy' the day he learned how to tie his shoes.

After he learned how to tie, he was on a tying frenzy. If he saw one shoelace untied, he would tie it.

While sitting down at the dinner table one day, Ron dropped his spoon and went under the table to fetch it. While he was under, he noticed TWO pairs of shoes that needed tying.

He was excited! Laughing all the while, Ron quickly tied them, then jumped backed onto his chair.

He wasn't laughing when his father stood up..and pulled Molly with him.

92. Chocolate

Harry had just come back from another private lesson with Lupin. He was rather excited to tell Ron and Hermione how it went.

Sure he had fainted a few times, but he was able to conjure up a few silver mists.

Placing himself in between his friends, Harry began telling them about it. Ron wasn't really paying attention, only hearing bits and pieces.

"..patronus.."

"..gives.."

"..chocolate."

Hearing only what he wanted to, Ron's eyes widened, as he drew his wand and practiced conjuring a patronus.

"What are you doing?"

"If your patronus gave you chocolate, mine will give me some!"

98. Rockin' Pyjamas

Ron was going to be a rock star! He was going to grow his red hair long, so he could do the best hair whips.

After he finished putting on his pajamas, he hopped onto his bed and started to play the most awesome air guitar everrrrrrr!

In your face Heathcote Barbary.. you git!

During his air guitar solo, Ron jumped up and down on his bed, doing the most perfect scissor kicks.

RIIIIIIIIP

Glancing behind him, Ron examined the hole that was now in his pyjama bottoms.

Oh well. When he becomes famous, he could buy brand new ones.

48. Leprechaun

"You say 'no', but how do you know for certain?" Ron raised an eyebrow at Seamus who sat next to him. He was going to find out the truth, he was.

"I'm sure! I'm sure." Seamus replied, looking up from his homework. Ron was such a git, and he dreaded talking with him.

"But the facts!" Ron exclaimed pointing to his text book. The facts were right there in front of him, couldn't the boy read?

Closing the book on Ron's hand, Seamus stood up, "For the last time, I am NOT a leprechaun!"

"Are you sure?"

Seamus walked away.

28. Timeturner

"Ron!" Hermione stormed into the sitting room where Ron was 'busy' reading the Daily Prophet. "Why do you have this?" Ron peeked his face over the paper and saw the necklace Lavender had given him in his sixth year.

"Oh. That. I just haven't gotten around to tossing it." He had actually forgotten about it and how Hermione found it was a mystery.

She gave him a look, one that meant he better say something, and Ron put his paper down.

"Oh Hermione. If I had a timeturner, I would change everything."

Hermione frowned. Why did she give hers back?

29. Pensieve

"Hey brother!?" The echoing voice of Fred and George sounded from outside of Ron's bedroom.

"What do you want?" Ron asked as he opened the door and spotted the same smirk on both their faces.

"You wanna see dad's pensieve?" Not waiting for an answer, each brother grabbed one of Ron's arms and pulled him into the bathroom.

"I don't see a pensieve in here!" Ron stated and turned to leave the room.

Fred jumped in front of the door to block his exit and George beckoned to the toilet.

"How's that for dad's memories, eh?"

Ron's brother's were disgusting.