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100 Drabbles of Ron Weasley by Destiny - Sa13+ http://i611.photobucket.com/albums/t.../drabbles2.jpg Thank you, Rose! ^__^ Why hello there. I'm Destiny and this is my first attempt at writing drabbles! first time at writing, like, anything actually. Anyways, hope you like my Ron Weasley drabbles! but its totally cool if you don't! Disclaimer: The Harry Potter characters and universe belong to J.K. Rowling. My Themes 75. The Yodeling Ron Weasley Ron made his way down to the Gryffindor common room, peeking around corners to make sure he was alone. Very nice! The common room was empty, deserted. Ron made his way over to his favorite spot, right in front of the fire place. He pulled out the book he was secretly hiding under his shirt and started to read. Everyone seemed to be asleep, so Ron started, not noticing how loud he actually was. As he practiced, students started to fill the once empty common room. That was the night the whole Gryffindor house found out Ronald Weasley could yodel. |
96. Christmas Socks Christmas challenge Christmas came, and of course Ron had received something handmade from his mother. It just wouldn't be Christmas without a Molly Weasley original, and after all these years he sort of just expected it. He unwrapped his gift and he pulled out two hand knit mittens. Sliding the mittens onto his hands, Ron noticed something wrong with them. Why were the fingers missing? Perhaps his mother had made a mistake and forgot to add the fingers. Slightly confused he turned to his mother and held up his fingerless mittens, 'Mum, you forgot something.' 'Those aren't mittens, those are socks, dear.' |
21. Veela In The Crystal Ball Ron sat in front of the same crystal ball everyday, to stare at it. He wasn't staring at the ball itself, but rather the beautiful woman inside it. She always seemed to appear in it, but as soon as he would look around the room to find her, she would disappear. Harry caught wind of Ron's constant staring one day and asked him, 'What are you staring at?' Coming out of his daze and confused for a second, Ron pointed, 'It's a veela.' Harry moved in for a closer look, 'That's not a veela. That's Trelawney's reflection.' |
6. Divination Embarrassment Ron was hesitant about walking into the Divination classroom. Why had Harry made such a big deal about thinking Trelawney was a veela? Now the whole class knew, including the Professor. He decided to sit at a different table, far in the back, and away from everyone. Especially Trelawney. As she was making her rounds, checking to make sure they were all doing the right thing, the Divination Professor suddenly stopped. Slowly turning, she faced the red-headed boy and pointed a crooked finger at him 'Weasley! I see embarrassment in your future!' 'Thanks, Professor. But that happened yesterday.' |
So..I totally fail at writing about romance..but you get the point :xd: 61. Tangy Kisses Tangy Challenge. This was romantic. Ron had made it a weekly event to have a nice quiet time, just himself and Hermione. No kids, no friends, just the two of them. Tonight was a perfect night to gaze at the stars. There were no clouds in the sky and the moon was at its fullest. It couldn't get any better than this. Lying on the blanket that was neatly spread out, Hermione leaned and gave him a kiss on the lips. After breaking apart, Ron smacked his lips, 'What were you eating?' 'Why?' 'That was tangy.' End romantic night. |
41. I'm Not A Thestral He had done it again. What was his problem? Did he always have to make Hermione upset? Yes, of course he does. That's what Ron does, he upsets Hermione. All he did was tell her her hair was look less frizzy today. She should have taken that as a compliment. 'I will ignore you, Ronald, until you know how to talk to a person.' 'Hermione?' He waved a hand in front of her face. Ignore. 'Hermioneee?' She was good at this.. IGNORE! 'I'm not a Thestral! I know you can see me!' Hermione smiled. Got her. |
8. Potions Second person viewpoint challenge As you walk into your first potions lesson, you can't help yourself. You let your eyes widen and gaze at each jar and phial you can see. You spot cauldrons and ladles of every size imaginable. As you walk deeper into the classroom, you can't help but notice the smells. Smells of all sorts. Some you can recognize and some you are glad you don't recognize. Soon, your still widened eyes fall onto a greasy haired man sitting behind a desk. He could be the reason behind the unrecognizable smells. You can't help but chuckle at the thought of that. |
100. Homework Help Of all the days Hermione decided to ignore Ron, she chooses the day his Care of Magical Creatures homework was due. Couldn't she have just waited? How was he supposed to figure out differences between two creatures!? As he sat and stared at his blank parchment, he thought of the differences between himself and Hermione. Well, for one, she is a girl and he is not. She is smart and he is, well, not. By the time Hermione decided to talk to him again, Ron had a full parchment full of differences. 'Thanks for helping me with my homework.' |
37. Annoy The Animagus "Do it again!" Ron giggled to the very annoyed Professor. "Mr. Weasley, I will not have you interrupting my class again. The answer is still no." McGonagall's voice came from the front of the class. She was trying to teach, this was not a circus. "Just once more, please?" He looked up at the Transfiguration Professor with his big pleading eyes. How could she possibly tell him no? She nodded in his direction, concentration written all over her face. With the smallest 'pop', a tabby cat appeared right in front of the amused boy. Stroking McGonagall-Cat, Ron giggled again. "Animagus." |
54. Ron Weasley, I dare thee. Eating breakfast in the Great Hall was just like any other day. Ron filled his plate, and scarfed it down. Normal. Until Harry showed up, a smirk across his face. "Truth or dare?" Harry asked. Not one to tell the truth, Ron chose dare. "Go and act like Snape." Nodding at Harry, Ron made his way up to the Staff Table, all eyes on him. Parking his behind on Snape's seat, Ron looked around the Hall, with a snarl on his face. He pointed a finger at the Slytherin table. "Detention. All of you." He always wanted to do that. |
95. Snowball Making Skillz Snow at the burrow meant hard times for Ron. Being the second youngest, Ron would always get stuck partnering up with Ginny. Girls just are not good snowball making partners. Ginny's snowballs were not up to par. Ron told her this, and Ginny, being the girl that she was, ran in to tell on him. Getting fed up with Ron, Mrs. Weasley came out, wand at the ready. Conjuring up the biggest snowball the Weasley's had ever seen, Molly flicked her wrist and the snowball hurtled right towards Ron. It hit, and Ron never teased his mothers snowball making skills. |
97. Dictionary? "Hermione?" Ron pointed to the long and unpronounceable word, "What does this mean?" She leaned over, took a look at the word he was pointing at and shook her head, "Honorificabilitudinitatibus." He didn't know that word? She had known it since she was five! "It means honorableness." Ron was not surprised when Hermione had pronounced the word correctly, not that he knew if she was correct. "Why can't they just say honorableness?" he mumbled writing down the very easy definition. "What does this word mean?" Taking another glance at his parchment, Hermione rolled her eyes and handed him a dictionary. |
25. Sorting Hat Nightmare Harry awoke in the middle of the night, to once again, a screaming, flailing Ron. How many times could one dream about tap dancing spiders? Being the awesome friend he is, Harry went over to wake Ron out of his nightmare. "Ron! Wake up." No longer flailing and screaming, Ron sat upright in his bed. "Was it those spiders again?" "No. It was the sorting hat." "What is so scary about that?" "It put me in Hufflepuff!" "Sooo.." "Have you ever seen a red head look good in yellow!" Harry chuckled, "No.." "Exactly." Ron yawned and went back to sleep. |
26. Ron: Quill Boy Mrs. Weasley came running over to her son, who seemed to find a good place to put a quill. "Ronald Bilius Weasley! Get that out of your nose, now!" "No mum, I want to fly!" He told her as she tried to pry the quill out of its hiding spot. "Quills will not make you fly, now let me get it out!" Ron wiggled his way out of his mothers grasp and made a run toward the yard, quill hanging half way out of his nose. Frantically, the boy flapped his arms waiting for take off. He still couldn't fly. |
17. Cauldron Catastrophe "Muuuum!" Ron's voiced echoed. He would have covered his ears from his own voice if they weren't so..stuck. "Muuuuuuum! Help." Mrs. Weasley heard her sons echoing cries and rushed over to him, not knowing what he got himself into this time. Upon seeing her son, Molly chuckled lightly to herself. Ron wouldn't be able to hear her, not yet anyway. "Ronald, what happened to you? Who did this?" Ron heard her, but he couldn't see her. "Fred and George." he answered his mothers question. Molly shook her head, "How am I going to get this cauldron off your head?" |
44. Ford Sitting behind the steering wheel of the Ford Anglia, Ronald Weasley waited. To pass the time he started twisting and pulling on the wheel making awesome, realistic shooting noises. It was like a spaceship! The passenger door opened and a man about three times Ron's senior sat, gawking at the grown man playing around in the car. The older man gestured Ron to turn on the engine and proceed with the test. Ron started the engine and pressed his foot on the pedal hard. How was he supposed to know the wall wasn't going to move out of his way? |
73. I Warned You "Ronald, you better not be pulling that puppies tail again," Mrs. Weasley's voice bellowed through the sitting room. She knew she should have never let him be in charge of watching it, but it did keep him quiet for a few minutes. "He will bite you and it will hurt." Ron stared down at the little puppy, wondering how something so little would have teeth sharp enough to hurt him. Ignoring his mother, Ron once again pulled on the puppies tail. "It no bite me, Mum." he replied and pulled the tail harder. "Muuuuuum! It bite me." "I warned you.." |
1. Herb..ology There is nothing like a nice Herbology class to take one's mind off the fact they have red hair. Especially if their name happens to be Ron Weasley. There is only so much one can take of being called 'The Red Headed Git'. Even if it wasn't one of his favorite classes, Ron sometimes enjoyed a nice pruning of Abyssinian shrivelfig to take his mind off things..like his hair. That was until Professor Sprout decided to take the easy route during one lesson. Smiling cheerfully, the Sprouty woman uncovered an unrecognizable plant, "Today, we will be discussing..GINGER!" Oi.. |
76. Zap Not really fascinated by his father's obsession with muggle plugs and batteries, Ron would ignore him when he came home with them. Very boring. That was until one day, Mr. Weasley came home with the BIGGEST battery ever! Snatching it from his father's explaining hands, Ron made a dash towards his bedroom. He wanted to see if this BIG battery did anything special. Turning it over in his hands, Ron decided there was nothing special about it. Nothing special. Being the genius that Ron was, he stuck out his tongue and placed it on the top of the battery. ZAP! |
68. Roar! Having an older brother that worked with dragons had it disadvantages. Ron would have to endure long hours of listening to Charlie talk about how 'awesome' those dragons were. They were not awesome, they were scary. The advantages of having a dragon loving brother would be the presents Ron would receive. Once, Charlie had given him a real dragon's tooth! Dragon's teeth were only scary while they were attached to the dragon.. Presents are always good! Except for that totally realistic miniature dragon Charlie decided to get Ron. It would even make noises. The dragon would roar. Ron would cry. |
70. Teem The broom shed at the burrow always made Ron feel claustrophobic, thanks to his brothers locking him in there a few times. He only wanted to grab a broom, and practice his flying. He was going to make the Hogwarts Quidditch team, no matter what. He would practice all day and night if he had to, or at least until his mother made him go to sleep. The creaky shed door opened, and Ron, without looking, stuck his hand in and grabbed the first broom he felt. Little did he know, he grabbed a broom that was teeming with spiders. |
94. Allergic AACCHHOOO! The sneeze echoed through the very quiet library. It was only a matter of time before Madame Pince started her yelling. Ron couldn't help it if he had to sneeze. Better out then in..unless that was something else he was thinking of. AACCHHOOOOO! Ron let out another echoing sneeze. This time, he could see Madame Pince shifting in her seat, clearly annoyed by his sneezes. Still, he couldn't help it. AAAACCCCCHHHHOOOOO! "Do you need to see the Healer?" The librarian's voice echoed almost as loud as Ron's sneezes. "No, ma'am. She can't help that I'm allergic to books." |
84. The Angry Teddy Part 1 Ron was angry! He knew he had left his teddy bear on his bed this morning. It was the same routine every day. He would tuck the bear in, read him a story, and that's where he would stay..until Ron would push him off the bed to make room for himself. With eyebrows lowered, Ron destroyed his already destroyed room. He would find it, no matter what. Hearing the commotion in his brother's room, Percy slowly opened the door, "What are you doing?" "Looking for teddy." Wasn't it obvious!? "Go see Fred and George, they know where he is." |
77. The Cheerful Teddy Part 2 Ron's eyes went wide when he heard what Percy had said. He should have known the twins were responsible for his missing teddy bear. He knew the bear wouldn't just up and walk away, for the bear loved Ron just as much as Ron loved the bear. Making his way to the twins room, Ron slowly and very quietly opened the bedroom door. You never know what to expect walking into that room. Spotting his bear sitting on something that he supposed was once a bed, Ron took cheerful steps and scooped the bear up. Ron missed him so much! |
83. The Fearful Teddy Part 3 Once the teddy bear was safely in his arms, Ron turned to walk out of the room. Something was not right, and he knew it. Why was the twins door unlocked? Where were the twins? Why was the bear sitting somewhere easy to be seen? Holding the bear out in front of him, Ron stared a hole through it. It looked the same. It had the same beady eyes, and the same eight legs... EIGHT LEGS!? Throwing the spider bear on the floor, Ron made a quick escape out of the twins bedroom. He was fearful of spiders after that. |
87. Plaid Punches Why Mrs. Weasley would dress Ron in a plaid suit was anyone's guess. She said it made Ron look quite the gentlemen. Fred said it made him look stupid. Quite a few times at that. Finally fed up with the stupid name calling, Ron took off his jacket and swung it around his head like a lasso. He was gonna whip that brother of his, yes he was. Molly saw the jacket lasso and immediately rushed over. "Gentlemen do not act like this." she scolded her son, taking the jacket out of his hands. PUNCH! "Gentlemen do not punch either!" |
19. Waxy Wand Ron could not wait to get a wand of his own. He would be able to do anything he wanted while sitting down. He would never ever have to move off the chair again! If he was hungry, FLICK, he would summon food. If he messed something up, FLICK, it would fix right up. If his brothers picked on him, FLICK, they would lose their tongue. All that would be really cool to do! But the real reason why he wanted a wand of his own, was so he wouldn't have to steal his father's to clean his ears anymore. |
24. House Elf "But dad!" Ron whined to father one day, "Why can't we get a house elf to do it?" Mr. Weasley shook his head and turned to his son, "A house elf did not make that mess so why should he have to clean it?" "Because it's their job.." Ron retorted, sticking his tongue out at his father. Tired of having this same conversation every time he asked Ron to clean his room, Arthur pulled out his wand and pointed it at his son, "Go clean your room, before I turn you into a house elf." Ron ran. Works every time. |
36. Mongrel Muggle "Ron!" Mrs. Weasley shouted at her four year old son. She couldn't turn away for one moment without him getting into something. "Don't you dare touch that dog," she shook a finger at him, "it has fleas. That is a mongrel!" Ignoring his mother, for he was good at it, Ron inched closer and closer to the dog with an outstretched hand. He was going to pet that dog, no matter what. Before Molly could even reach him, Ron was atop the dog petting and cuddling it. He was such a nice, cute doggie! "Mummy! I am petting the muggle!" |
66. Pace Ron was becoming impatient. Hermione had been in that room for hours, and not a single bit of news had made its way to him. "What is taking so long!?" he asked himself as he paced back and forth. It couldn't be that hard, could it? He thought it was an in and out thing. You go in, and come right. Back. Out. Finally a door opened, and out stepped a Healer with the biggest smile on her face. "Mr. Weasley?" she asked stepping ever so close to him, "Would you like to meet your daughter?" Ron was a father. |
42. Portraits If there was one thing Ron hated about having a big family, it was having some 'Family Portraits' taken. He would always be the one stuck standing next to Ginny, and the one stuck standing in front of the twins. He could never, ever win. Ron once decided to amuse himself during a family portrait by giving Ginny her own set of 'bunny ears'. It was extremely funny and he could, and would, totally tease her about them later on. What Ron didn't know was, poking on the top of his head were his own double set of 'bunny ears'. |
7. Care of Upon entering his third year of Hogwarts, Ron was slightly terrified. He just received his course listing and read the dreadful words 'Care of Magical Creatures.' He didn't want to study them! Why study something that was bound to eat you up? And the book he had to carry around..It was dangerous! The first day he bought it, it bit him four times and ripped a hole in his favorite pair of pants. He couldn't even open the book to get a head start on reading like Hermione had suggested. He was glad that he couldn't open it. |
10. Arithmancy Ron did not like when Hermione did her Arithmancy homework anywhere near him. Why did she have to count to a thousand before she would even write anything down? She was mental, and it surely showed. She was the only one that could like numbers that much. "But Ron!" Hermione would exclaim, "Numbers are amazing!" "They are not.." Ron would mutter, and it would be the same conversation every night. "I love that class, you know." Ron knew it. She was always lugging that book around with her. "If you love it so much..why don't you marry it?" Burn. |
11. History Of Magic Ron's head drooped and drooped until it was resting on top of his History of Magic text book. He couldn't help that the class bored him to sleep. He also couldn't help the fact that when he slept, he snored. He snored loudly, too. Letting out a snore so loud he woke himself up, Ron was quite embarrassed to see all eyes were on him, and frightened to see the ghostly face of Binns floating in front of him, "Tell us again Mr. Weasley, how you stopped the goblin revolution.." He also couldn't help that he talked in his sleep. |
12. Charms "Five points from Gryffindor for using magic recklessly." a squeaky voiced Professor Flitwick bellowed from atop his desk. Yes, he was standing on it, for it was the only way to be seen. Ron's face turned red, even though it was hard to tell with all the other colors his face was at the moment. The students were learning the color changing charm and Ron had thought it would be funny to color Draco's robes into a nice shade of pink. And Draco thought it would be funny to color Ron's face into a rainbow. Ron had failed, Draco succeeded. |
9. Defense Against The Dark Arts In Ron's eyes, Professor Lupin was the best Defense Against The Dark Arts Professor. Quirrell had two heads, which was really creepy and totally not normal. Lockhart was a liar and a plain old git. Mad Eye Moody was, well, mad. Plus it wasn't even the real Moody teaching, so he doesn't really count. Umbridge was a woman, and women do not know anything about Defense! Snape was just.. greasy. But Lupin, he was the best! It was him who taught Ron how to fight a boggart. So what if he was a 'dangerous' werewolf? Ron could deal with that. |
4. Ancient Runes Ancient Runes was the most hardest class Ron had ever signed up for. Why he decided to take it was anyone's guess. Peer pressure, he would blame it all on peer pressure. That worked with other things, so why shouldn't he use that excuse now? The first time Ron even glanced at his text was the first day of class, and, it didn't go too smoothly. If only he looked at the book during the summer.. Nudging Hermione, Ron slid his book closer to her, "My book is in a different language, gimme yours." "It's written in Runes, you git." |
5. Astronomy Part 1. Astronomy in the astronomy tower wasn't all that fun. Sure, Ron liked to look at the stars, but the steps..they were a nightmare. By the time he reached the top, he was about to drop to the ground! He had to wait a good ten minutes to catch his breath before even attempting to talk. There had to be a faster way of getting up the steps. This was a school of magic, and they still had students using their feet! And seriously, having a class after midnight was just plain torture. Ron could barely keep his eyes open. |
23. Astronomy, The Telescope Part 2. Finally making his way up to the Astronomy tower, Ron leaned up against the tower wall to catch his breath. He had plenty of time, since Professor Sinistra was explaining what they were supposed to do. All Ron could hear through his wheezy breath was star chart and constellations. He had a pretty good idea what to do next. He lazily set up the telescope and gently placed his eye on the eyepiece. Darkness. "Professor! My telescope is broken." The Professor walked over to the boy and at one glance frowned. Ron had forgotten to take the lens cap off. |
34. Parseltongue "Hissssss." a seven year old Ron slithered, literally, into the kitchen where his parents were sitting. With both eyebrows raised, Molly looked at Arthur with a questioning face. What was the boy doing? Having such a large family, they expected to encounter some really wild things, but this topped them all. "Ron?" Arthur questioned, "What in the name of Merlin are you doing?" Still slithering, Ron looked up at his parents, "Bill said I'm a parssssseltongue," he replied before flicking his tongue all snake like, "I have to find hisss sssnake." Molly stood on her chair, "Bill has a snake!?" |
WARNING! Really horrible drabble.. 99. Newspaper Wizard children played cops and robbers, just like muggle children. Maybe a little different, but the same concept. Ron didn't know how to play really, for he was still little. His brothers would just make him be the 'cop dog' anyway. He would just bark while he watched his brothers run around and get tired. But sitting there watching them made Ron get tired too. Too tired to even walk up the steps to use the bathroom. What was he supposed to do? He was a cop dog..dogs use the newspaper. He never played cops and robbers after that. |
93. Choking Chicken "Let's go!" Harry pulled on Ron's sleeve. They were sitting in the Great Hall, and they had only five minutes to make it to class. They were going to be late. When Ron didn't answer, Harry got up and headed out the door. "I'm leaving without you!" he called over his shoulder to his friend, who was doing some freaky dance sitting down. What Harry didn't realize was the 'freaky dance' Ron was doing was actually the universal sign of choking. Finally coughing up the chicken he shoved in his mouth, Ron stood up and followed Harry out the Hall. |
35. Pureblood "I don't want to GOOOOOO!" Ron screamed in a very high pitched voice. Surely, if there were glasses in the room with him, they would have broke. It was Ron's time to go to the Healer's for his check-up. The way he was carrying on, one would think he was going to Tibet to wrestle yeti. He never carried on like this before. "But Ron, the Healer's are nice." Molly tried to calm the boy out of his tantrum. It was a good try, but useless. "They are going to do experiments on me!" He was a pureblood after all. |
20. Hogmeade It was a cold day, and it was also the weekend the students were allowed to go into Hogsmeade. Ron didn't really want to go, but he was running low on his candy stash and he needed a refill. Dragging his friends into Honeydukes, Ron's eyes fell on the biggest lollipop ever! That would last him forever! He wanted it. After paying the clerk, Ron opened the lollipop and started to lick. He continued to lick as he made it outside. The coldness of the weather and the wetness of the lollipop did not mix well. His tongue was stuck. |
71. Shoes untied. Ron was a 'big boy' the day he learned how to tie his shoes. After he learned how to tie, he was on a tying frenzy. If he saw one shoelace untied, he would tie it. While sitting down at the dinner table one day, Ron dropped his spoon and went under the table to fetch it. While he was under, he noticed TWO pairs of shoes that needed tying. He was excited! Laughing all the while, Ron quickly tied them, then jumped backed onto his chair. He wasn't laughing when his father stood up..and pulled Molly with him. |
92. Chocolate Harry had just come back from another private lesson with Lupin. He was rather excited to tell Ron and Hermione how it went. Sure he had fainted a few times, but he was able to conjure up a few silver mists. Placing himself in between his friends, Harry began telling them about it. Ron wasn't really paying attention, only hearing bits and pieces. "..patronus.." "..gives.." "..chocolate." Hearing only what he wanted to, Ron's eyes widened, as he drew his wand and practiced conjuring a patronus. "What are you doing?" "If your patronus gave you chocolate, mine will give me some!" |
98. Rockin' Pyjamas Ron was going to be a rock star! He was going to grow his red hair long, so he could do the best hair whips. After he finished putting on his pajamas, he hopped onto his bed and started to play the most awesome air guitar everrrrrrr! In your face Heathcote Barbary.. you git! During his air guitar solo, Ron jumped up and down on his bed, doing the most perfect scissor kicks. RIIIIIIIIP Glancing behind him, Ron examined the hole that was now in his pyjama bottoms. Oh well. When he becomes famous, he could buy brand new ones. |
48. Leprechaun "You say 'no', but how do you know for certain?" Ron raised an eyebrow at Seamus who sat next to him. He was going to find out the truth, he was. "I'm sure! I'm sure." Seamus replied, looking up from his homework. Ron was such a git, and he dreaded talking with him. "But the facts!" Ron exclaimed pointing to his text book. The facts were right there in front of him, couldn't the boy read? Closing the book on Ron's hand, Seamus stood up, "For the last time, I am NOT a leprechaun!" "Are you sure?" Seamus walked away. |
28. Timeturner "Ron!" Hermione stormed into the sitting room where Ron was 'busy' reading the Daily Prophet. "Why do you have this?" Ron peeked his face over the paper and saw the necklace Lavender had given him in his sixth year. "Oh. That. I just haven't gotten around to tossing it." He had actually forgotten about it and how Hermione found it was a mystery. She gave him a look, one that meant he better say something, and Ron put his paper down. "Oh Hermione. If I had a timeturner, I would change everything." Hermione frowned. Why did she give hers back? |
29. Pensieve "Hey brother!?" The echoing voice of Fred and George sounded from outside of Ron's bedroom. "What do you want?" Ron asked as he opened the door and spotted the same smirk on both their faces. "You wanna see dad's pensieve?" Not waiting for an answer, each brother grabbed one of Ron's arms and pulled him into the bathroom. "I don't see a pensieve in here!" Ron stated and turned to leave the room. Fred jumped in front of the door to block his exit and George beckoned to the toilet. "How's that for dad's memories, eh?" Ron's brother's were disgusting. |
45. Touch the Torch "What is that torch thing?" Ron asked his father who was playing with another muggle object he brought home. Looking over his shoulder, Arthur saw the 'torch' Ron was talking about, "It's a lamp, not a torch." At least that's what he thought it was called. "But it lights up..like a torch!" Ron said excitedly, walking over to it. "It may seem like one.." Arthur's voice was drowned out by the sound of Ron's scream. Quickly turning to his son, Arthur saw that Ron's hand was on the very hot bulb. "Would you touch a real torch like that!?" |
50. Boggert "Muuuuum!" Percy cried out to his mother, "Make him stopppp!" He was being chased in a circle by Ron, who had his finger way up his nose. Coming out of the kitchen, Molly could only shake her head at the sight. Boys. Why couldn't she have girls? "Ronald! Get your finger out of there!" Stopping in his tracks, Ron plopped onto the ground, finger still up there digging. With one final pick, Ron extracted the finger and held it up to his brother, who was just disgusted, "I told you it was a boggert." It did scare Percy, after all. |
74. X-tinguish "Fire!" Malfoy's voice screeched through the Great Hall. Not spotting any sort of fire, Ron ignored him. He figured Draco just wanted to scare him, but it was not happening. The Slytherin table erupted into silent giggles as Draco slowly made his way over to the Gryffindor table, and stood right behind an oblivious Ron. How could he pay attention to anything when there was a pile of food on his plate? Drawing his wand, Draco pointed it to Ron's hair, "Aguamenti!" After Snape pulled Ron off of Draco, he smirked, "He was only trying to x-tinguish the fire, Weasley." |
18. Whomping 'Willow' Ron never liked when he had to de-gnome the garden. He knew the gnomes taunted him when his back was turned. He never knew what they were saying exactly..he doesn't speak gnominese. Although once, he was sure he heard a gnome introduce itself as Willow. He didn't know gnomes had names either. Surprise, surprise. Bending down to examine this named gnome, the little thing had jumped up and bit the boy right on the nose. Using his fist like a mallet, Ron whomped 'Willow' right over the head. He kept whomping Willow until it ran out of the garden. |
14. Hogwarts, A History "Really?" Ron asked with eyebrows raised. This was news to him and he was intrigued. "Yes." How could Ron forget writing that? He was a git, and Hermione would play along. "I read about it.." She was cut short by Ron digging in her schoolbag and pulling out a book, "In Hogwarts, A History?" Of all the books to pull out, he picked one on History. Grabbing the book from him, she shook her head, "Ron! You wrote that on your homework!" Well, of course she did. Only Ron would write Bundimun secretion could be used to wash Snape's hair. |
53. Chase "AHHHH!" Ron's scream rang through the house. Mrs. Weasley's voice was not far behind with a few screams of her own, "Get your behind in that tub!" The boy did not want a bath, which was the reason for the chase around the house. "Ronnikins," Mrs. Weasley taunted, "I seeee you." That was enough for Ron to jump out from his hiding spot behind the couch and try to charge past his mother. Molly held the towel to her side and waved it around like a matador. She caught the boy in mid-charge and wrapped him up. "Bath time." "AHHHHH!" |
3. Transfiguration Transfiguration was just not for Ron. He could never fully change his hedgehog into a pincushion, and somehow, the hedgehog would always seem to run away. Ron had no idea that Harry was the reason behind this, and he was just getting ready for what would be the funniest thing ever! As Ron went up to McGonagall to request another to practice on, Harry placed the 'runaway' hedgehog on Ron's stool. He wouldn't notice! Ron returned upset that he couldn't get another to practice on and slumped down on in his seat. "Professor. I found my hedgehog." And it hurt. |
91. Future Facial Hair Ron used to sit in front of the mirror for hours. He would sit there and wait, for it would happen one day, and he knew it. Even at the age of seven, Ron could not wait to be a man. He wanted facial hair! Mr. and Mrs. Weasley caught him doing this one day, and decided to show him what he would look like with facial hair. Enchanting the mirror, they sat Ron in front of it, and the boy waited. Slowly a handlebar moustache appeared on his face, and he screamed. "Geddit off me!" Ron didn't like it. |
90. Present Out of all the Weasley children, Ron took the longest to say his first words. It wasn't his fault, he just really didn't want to talk. Not that he would have anything interesting to say, he was only a baby! It was on the night of his first birthday and the family had just got done singing and eating cake when it happened. Everyone gathered around the boy as he opened and closed his mouth, and they all knew it was time. Standing around him cheering him on, Ron opened his mouth one last time and spoke.. "Gimme present!" Mwaha! |
22. Kneazle "Crookshanks! Noooo." Ron pointed his finger at the kneazle. Just because he was bigger than Pig, didn't mean he could pick on him. If you would call it that.. Slowly, the kneazle lowered his paw, and turned away from the owl. Ron let out a sigh of relief that he wouldn't have to tear them off each other. Couldn't they get along!? Now that Crookshanks wasn't allowed to bother the owl, he had his eyes on a much bigger bother; Ron. Hopping on the man's lap, the kneazle sunk his teeth deep into Ron's hand. "Hermione! Crookshanks bit me!" "Again?" |
2. Muggle Studies Everyone knew Mr. Weasley always wanted to know how airplanes stayed in the air. Ron knew this especially, and that was the reason he had decided to take Muggle Studies. Well, Ron had no idea he would be learning about all these other things as well. How muggles got along without magic was a mystery to him. He just didn't understand. Ron went home for Christmas that year, and his father was full of questions for his son. "So, son. How do airplanes stay up?" Ron shrugged his shoulders, "Magic." He wouldn't tell his father he had dropped that class. |
31. Dress Robes When Ron had received the package that held his dress robes, he couldn't believe it. Why did he have to open the package in the Great Hall where the whole school could see? More importantly, how was he going to impress the ladies wearing those hideous robes? It just couldn't be done. Taking the package up to the common room, so he didn't have to face anymore embarrassing remarks from the students, Ron got to work cutting the lace off the sleeves and collar. Holding it up to the mirror, he shook his head. They looked better with the lace. |
57. Gape April Fool's challenge Ron stood in front of the Professor's desk with his mouth agape. Not only shocked, he was also confused, and it was evident by his expression. "Mr. Weasley, I said April Fool's. Go back to your seat. Now." Professor Snape smirked as he shooed the boy onward. How Ron thought he had received an O on his exam was almost enough to make the man smile. Nodding slightly, Ron walked back to his seat, more confused than before. How he heard Snape use the words April and Fool's in the same sentence was enough to make him run away screaming. |
69. Rabbit Slap Being muggleborn, Hermione wanted her children to grow up learning muggle traditions. For example; Easter. She was used to having the Easter rabbit come and deliver her sweets. Ron on the other hand, had no idea what the Easter rabbit was. Dressing up one year, he donned the whole suit, cottontail included. Rose and Hugo were asleep, and Ron, now too into the Easter spirit hopped into the children's bedroom, carrying baskets of sweets. "Happy Easter you two!" he exclaimed standing over the children as they slept. Hugo was the first to wake and slapped his rabbit father. "Loud rabbit." |
52. Bore "She's a bore." Ron whispered to Hermione as they stood over the crib that held a sleeping Rose. She was always sleeping, and Ron just wanted to play with her. "Ron!" Hermione whispered back, and gently slapped his arm, "She is a baby, what do you expect her to do?" Ron shrugged. He didn't know what he expected actually. He just knew he wouldn't have long to play with his daughter, for she would be all grown up before he knew it. He had to play with her as much as he could now. "Can't we just wake her up?" |
82. Careful "Do be careful, Robert!" Professor Slughorn told Ron as he made his way around the classroom. Since his name was not Robert, Ron easily ignored the man. He didn't know the Professor was talking to him. Ron continued to add his ingredients for he only had one thing on his mind; the phial of Felix Felicis he could possible receive. Quidditch tryouts were coming up and he needed all the help he could get. Even if his best friend happened to be Capt-- BOOOOM! Ron didn't even get to finish his thought when his cauldron exploded. "Robert! I said careful!" |
16. Dragonhide Gloves Bam! The sound of an unconscious Neville hit the floor of the greenhouse. Professor Sprout was not worried, for all her years of teaching, she had seen students hit the floor harder than that. Sighing, the Professor pointed a finger at the snickering Weasley, "See if he is alright." Placing his potted mandrake on the table, Ron made his way over to Neville and bent down beside him. He seemed to be alright, just..unconscious. "Neville! You alright?" No answer. Taking off one of his drangonhide gloves, Ron slapped it across the unconscious boys face. "I said are you alright!?" |
13. Quidditch Ron was thrilled when Hugo reached the right age to be taught how to play Quidditch. Teaching his son how to play was much better than teaching his daughter. Rose was always trying to catch butterflies instead of the snitch. Typical girls. Sitting atop his broom, Ron held Hugo in front of him and kicked off the ground. A few giggles escaped Hugo as the wind blew in his face. "Okay, Hugo. Now here is where you.." Ron was cut short when Hugo seemed to be distracted by something shiny. Was it the snitch..already? No. It was a butterfly. |
86. Daring To say Hermione was embarrassed would be an understatement. She had clearly remembered telling Ron to pick out something dashing to wear to her parents house. She remembered for she is Hermione, and she never forgets anything. She would have never expected Ron to show up to her parents house wearing none other than one of her dresses. A dress that showed a little bit too much leg, and on him, well, showed a little too much of everything. Pulling Ron to the side, Hermione hissed in his ear, "What are you wearing?" "You did say to wear something daring." |
85. Snappish Getting rid of turtles at the Burrow was much easier than gnomes, for turtles can not run. Ron never had trouble picking them up. Until he came upon a snapping turtle. Not knowing the difference between normal and snapping ones, he went about collecting it the same way. Picking up what seemed to be the biggest turtle ever, Ron stuck his finger close to it's head. He liked to watch the turtle hide in its shell. But this turtle was not hiding in her shell. Opening her mouth wide, the turtle bit down on the pointed finger. "Oi! You're snappish!" |
72. Vex Ron's singing always vexed the people around him. It wasn't the fact that he couldn't sing, even if he really couldn't, it was mostly over his choice of song. Sitting at the Burrow, tired of the awkward silence, he cleared his throat and started to sing. "The bristles on the broom go SWISH, SWISH, SWISH! The bristles on the broom go.." Before he had a chance to finish, the broom that was sitting very unnoticed in the corner, was suddenly whacking him over the head. "Ow." Well, that wasn't how the rest of the song was supposed to go.. "SWISH!" |
56. Fight "They are at it again." Molly Weasley snickered to Arthur one day in the sitting room. There was no mistaking the fight going on in four year old Ron Weasley's bedroom. "Shall I separate them this time?" Arthur asked, trying his hardest not to laugh. Ron could yell and scream all he wanted, and it was still funny. "No," Molly replied, "give him a few more minutes." Arthur waited a few minutes before he went to separate the quarreling boys. "Ronald, fighting with your reflection again?" Arthur asked, very amused. Ron nodded and pointed to the mirror, "He started it." |
88. Sweet Tooth Little Hugo Weasley was..something. The boy of three was HYPER. He would spend his time running around the house, never seeming to slow down or tire for that matter. Hermione had hid all the sugar products away from him, casting charms on the cabinets so there was NO way for him to get to the sweets. Why was the boy was so hyper then? Ron, of course! While Hermione would be tending to the household chores, Ron would sneak to the cabinets and hand Hugo a few sugar quills. No need to rid the boy of his sweet tooth. |
55. Egg On "Do it." "Doooo iiiiit!" Fred and George egged on Ron, giving him a little shove so he was standing riiiight in front of their sleeping Great Aunt Muriel. "Fine." Ron said, and with a disgusted expression on his face, he glanced at the table next to the chair the woman was sleeping on. Gross. With a deep breath, he picked up the woman's teeth and shoved them in his mouth.. The laughter that erupted from the twins woke Muriel up, and with one look at Ron, she started to laugh as well. "You know you have broccoli in your teeth?" |
30. Feast New Beginnings Challenge It was decided. A new term meant time to do things differently. Ronald Weasley was not a child anymore; it was time for him to start acting like the adult he was becoming. And these changes that he promised himself he'd make, would start as soon as he arrived at the opening feast. He was rather excited for this change, and found it hard to sit still during Dumbledore's speech. 'Any second now,' he thought to himself, 'I'll be a changed person.' That's right. As soon as the food arrived, he was going to eat the pudding.. ..first. |
58. Hoot "Hehehe." The sound of giggles coming from behind did not faze the old owl, Errol. The familiar giggles could only belong to Ronald Weasley, and the owl knew what the boy was up to. If it was possible for owls to laugh, Errol would have been doing just that as he sat on his perch. Huge eyes focused straight ahead, he waited. And waited. "HOOOOOT!" Ron exclaimed, face very close to the owls ear. The unfazed owl slowly turned his head without moving his body and opened his beak, "HOOOOOOOOOT!" The owl then watched as the boy ran off.. ..again. |
27. Owl "Hugo," Ron started, "it's an owl. There's nothing to be scared of." The little boy shuddered. He didn't want an owl, they were scary! Besides, he had his eye on a tarantula. Ron caught wind of this and shook his head. No way would he buy his son a spider. No. Frustrated that Hugo would even consider a spider as a pet, Ron stood and walked to the nearest owl. Stroking it's feathers, he turned to his son. "See? Nothing to be--" He was cut short as the owl took a nip at his finger. "C'mon. You're getting a frog." |
49. Yule Ball Breaking the fourth wall challenge Watching Hermione dance with Viktor Krum from afar, Ronald Weasley furrowed his brows in annoyance. Just who did that bloke think he was? Not wanting to hear the sound of their laughter or watch them dance for one more second, Ron marched over and pushed Viktor out of his way. "Hermione, we need to save the house elves." he said before pressing his lips to hers. "Ron," Hermione whispered, pulling away, her turn to be annoyed. "That wasn't supposed to happen yet." Glancing over his shoulder, Ron shrugged. "I know, but she made me do it." |
43. Headmaster Halloween Challenge Every Halloween was the same at Hogwarts. The pumpkins, that Ron knew were the same from the previous term, were all carved and floating around and the students seemed to dress the same every year. There were already ghosts at Hogwarts, why did people insist as dressing up as them? Well, Ron was going to be something different. Something no one else has ever been before. Walking through the Great Hall, he took his usual seat at the Gryffindor table before turning to his double for the day, Dumbledore; the both of them receiving a twinkle-eyed wink from the other. |
81. Depression Snowman Challenge Amazing! Ron had spent the whole day in the cold and finally he had finished what could only be called a masterpiece. Beaming, the young boy stared up into the coal eyes of the best and biggest snowman he had ever built. He even went as far as to wrap one of his many maroon scarves around the snowman's neck. "Amazing." he murmured, wrapping his arms around the snowy man. Taking a large step back moments later, Ron watched, horrified, as his masterpiece crumbled. He would never look at a snowman again without feeling just a tiny bit depressed. |
63. Mooch Cookie Challenge "Ronald Weasley! If you so happen to mooch one more cookie off of her.." the woman's voice trailed off, not needing to continue. He knew what was going to be said anyway; it wasn't the first time she had threatened to send him to his room for the same exact thing. It didn't mean he would stop trying. "But Hermione!" the man whined, tearing his gaze off his daughter, who had teasingly shoved about three cookies into her mouth. "She is teasing me now." Hermione gave her husband an agitated look and pointed to the stairs. "And she's the child.." |
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