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firenjen · 09-14-2009, 07:53 PM

#60 Joke

Lee caught Angelina in the common room that night. She had rushed out of potions, and he was sure that she was avoiding him. He felt a tiny bit bad now. It was meant as a joke, but Angelina’s reaction to the bat wing had not had the desired effect.

He walked over to her, ignoring her ignoring him.

“Angelina,” he said awkwardly. “Look, I’m sorry, it was only a joke!”
She snorted.

“You lost us fifty points!” she pointed out. “Fifty!”

“I know, and like I said, I’m sorry. You know I like a joke. I get carried away.”

firenjen · 09-15-2009, 06:16 PM

#30 Feast.

Lee found that if he was very sneaky, and very sly, then he could watch Angelina from his seat beside Fred at the Gryffindor table. He had to be careful that Angelina couldn’t see him, because that would end the friendship, and lead to problems.

This was perfect. It was the Halloween feast, (which was his favourite event of the school year) and he could watch as the candle light flickered playfully across her face.

He reached for a huge plate of toffee apples, and held one in each hand. They were almost as sweet and lovely as her. Almost.

firenjen · 09-16-2009, 09:15 PM

#36 Muggle

When Angelina looked up from her book, she was not unsurprised to see Lee, George and Fred huddled in a corner of the Gryffindor common room.
She was surprised; however, to see that for once, they didn’t look as though they were plotting anything. They were laughing and pointing at a piece of parchment. She wandered over.

“What’s that?” she asked with suspicion.

Lee looked up and handed her the parchment. On it, was a picture of a Muggle boy, riding a pogo stick.

“Look at him! Look!” Said Lee, wiping a tear from his eye. “They bounce! Muggles bounce!!”

firenjen · 09-18-2009, 01:47 PM

#71 Untie

Angelina was passing the charms corridor when she heard a muffled shouting. She stopped. It was coming from a door a little way ahead. She walked quickly and peeked around the frame.

She gasped. Lee Jordan was lying on top of a desk with his ankles tied to his wrists. Spellotape was wound around his mouth. He was shouting furiously.
She couldn’t help it. Angelina burst into spontaneous laughter. Lee saw she was there and started shouting more than before.

She ripped the spellotape off his mouth.

“What happened?!” she asked, still laughing.

“Never mind that,” said Lee. “Untie me!”

firenjen · 09-18-2009, 01:56 PM

#64 Nap

Lee lay on the Gryffindor couch. His eyelids were drooping. Gently, they closed, his top lashes lightly brushing his cheeks.
He was walking in the grounds, searching for Angelina. He didn’t know why, he just felt he needed to find her.
He walked up a lighted pathway, following it away from the castle and into the grounds.
That’s when he heard them.
He spun around. Angelina stood in Fred’s arms. He was muttering something into her hair. She was laughing softly.
Anger so fierce that it burned swelled up inside Lee. But before it could reach it’s peak, he woke.

firenjen · 10-11-2009, 08:42 PM

99. Newspaper.

Angelina had spent the entire night having to sit quiet while Lee did very bad impressions of her. And she’d had enough.

“Oi! Angelina!” He called across the common room. See? No tact. She raised her eyebrows to show that she was listening.

“Throw the paper over! I wanna read the cartoons!”

Angelina snorted and refused. He came over to her and tried to grab the paper off her. She dodged him.

“No, there’s some interesting information in here!”

“What’s it say?”

“That you’re an idiot.”

She threw the paper at him and waltzed from the room.

Mwahahahahaha. One nil.

firenjen · 10-11-2009, 08:49 PM

#62 Lope

Lee was in Hogsmead. And he was alone. That was weird, for one. But he hadn’t felt like having company. He didn’t want Fred and George making jokes about the time he was spending with Angelina at the moment, and he certainly didn’t want Angelina herself; after his dream that would just make things awkward, and he couldn’t think about what it all meant with her calling him an idiot every minute.

Which he did NOT deserve.

Ok, maybe he did.

So he loped around Hogsmead, all lonely.

Because for the first time all Lee wanted to do was think.

firenjen · 10-11-2009, 09:18 PM

#88, Sweet Tooth

Thinking made Lee’s brain hurt. He didn’t do it too often, so he thought he was probably out of practice.

He didn’t like Angelina like that did he?

No. Yes. No. Yes. Defiantly not!

This was terrible! Why did his brain and his body hate him so much at the moment!

He needed sugar, that was it.

Lee hatched a little plan, wincing slightly as his brain protested.

He would go to Honeydukes, he would buy LOTS of sweets. He would take them back to the castle, and….

EAT THEM! BRILLIANT!

And maaaaaybe he could find Angelina. NO LEE! NO!

firenjen · 10-29-2009, 10:51 PM

#16 Dragon hide Gloves

“Lee,” said Angelina, a bemused expression creeping onto her face. “Why are you wearing those for history of magic?”

Lee rolled his eyes, about to give an answer that was, apparently, obvious.
“Obviously,” he said sarcastically, “To protect me. Duh.”

Duh. Of course.

Huh?

“From what?” she said, eyes narrowed.

“Allergic reactions.”

“From what,” she repeated, looking around. “Dust?”

Lee let out a looong sigh, as if this conversation was simple.

“Not dust, Angelina. Homework. Or work in general actually. I have a VERY serious allergy. It can be awful. I go all red and EVERYTHING. It’s not nice.”

“Riiiiiiight.”

firenjen · 10-29-2009, 10:57 PM

#17 Cauldron

“What’s Lee’s bottom doing wiggling out the top of a cauldron?” Angelina whispered to Katie Bell. Katie shrugged. “You better go talk to him. Before he falls all the way in.”
Angelina snorted. Now THAT she would pay to see.

She walked up behind him, where the bottom half of Lee was poking out of a HUGE cauldron.

“AHEM!” She said loudly.

Lee jumped, hitting his head hard on the inside of the cauldron, and emerged covered in slime and rubbing his head.

“’Choo do that for?” he complained. She ignored him.

“Eww,” she winced. “You’re slimy. Like a sluggy

firenjen · 10-29-2009, 11:37 PM

#49 Yule Ball

“Angelinaaaaaaa,” said Lee slowly, thinking hard. Ouch. He stopped- It hurt. “You know if we ever had another Yule Ball..”

“Yeees?” Said Angelina, eyebrows always raised.

“Who do you think I could go with?” Ok, so it wasn’t the BEST way of fishing for an invitation, but it was HIS way.

Angelina thought for a moment, then, to his surprise, burst out laughing.

“What?!” he asked.

“Well..it’s just…and don’t take this the wrong way, but..i cant imagine you being…Serious like that,”

And she cracked up laughing again.

“IT’S NOT FUNNY!” Belowed Lee, slightly hurt at her reaction.

He poked her.

firenjen · 10-29-2009, 11:50 PM

#48 Leprechaun

“I have a theory!” Lee announced in the middle of Defence Against The Dark Arts one afternoon.

Angelina expected the worse.

“What,” she said shortly.

“Leprechaurns.”

Angelina, slightly shocked, took a moment to think this through.

“What about them?”

“Someone put them in the wash, didn’t they?” Lee said. It wasn’t a question. A statement.

“I’m sorry, what?”

“Someone shrunk them. In the wash. You know how they say don’t mix your colours? Someone put them in the wash, with,say..a green jumper. Vola! Little green people!”

“Lee, you are a fool.”

“But the cleverest fool you’ll ever see,” he winked.

firenjen · 12-07-2009, 08:29 PM

# 28 Timeturner

Lee lay on the ground, legs sprawled at a particularly unpleasant angle, arms in disarray, and face and nose pressed up against the hairy, dust bunny-covered carpet. He was aware of the laughter, and true, given any other time he would have laughed too, pretending that he had really seen Fred’s broomstick, and had tripped accidently-on-purposely.

But one teeny factor was changing all that:

Angelina was there. He still didn’t know why it really mattered. But the fact remained that he was embarrassed. He lay cursing Fred and his broomstick.

“Where’s a time turner when you need one?” he moaned.

firenjen · 12-07-2009, 08:37 PM

# 55 Egg On

“Look, just blooming do it!” Said Fred, getting angry now. He was pointing, a bit too obviously for Lee’s liking, at Angelina, who was sat the other side of the common room.

“I can’t!” Lee explained.

“And why not?”

“She’s, you know, clever. And im, well, not.” He shrugged, knowing Angelina would never agree to go to the three broomsticks with him. She was WAY out of his league.

George let out a heavy, exasperated sigh.

“Oh for the love of MERLIN!” He said, throwing his hands in the air.

“I can’t. You stop egging me on!” Said Lee, grumpily

firenjen · 12-22-2009, 03:05 PM

#23 Telescope

Astronomy? Pft!

Who needs to waste time looking at stupid twinkling thingies? What use is it ever going to be?

Unless one falls on you. Which, lets be honest, is pretty unlikely.

But there was one veryyy useful quality of a telescope…

SPYING.

And Angelina need never know. Mwahahahahaha!!

Lee gazed at her through the circular tube, but his brow furrowed. She had moved out of his sights. Why? Where had she gone?!

Lee jumped back as a black braid fell across the lens, magnified tenfold. He looked up into the face of a rather smug Angelina, one eyebrow raised.

firenjen · 12-22-2009, 03:11 PM

#43 Headmaster

One again Lee had found himself standing in front of the headmaster, but, and this was a change, this time he had no idea why he was there. Odd.

Dumbledore fixed him with kind eyes. That again was odd.

“Tell me, young Mr Jordan,” said Dumbledore, smiling through blue eyes. “Why is it that I have not seen you more frequently in my office?”

Lee looked confused. “Er, what?”

“Well, its been weeks! Nearing on a month id say. And you haven’t been mischievous at all! Its an outrage! I dare say that the school is getting far too boring!”

firenjen · 12-22-2009, 03:18 PM

# 51 Act

Lee was still confused.

“So, let me get this strait,” he said, eyeing the headmaster suspiciously. “You want me to carry on causing trouble?”

Dumbledore nodded, saying at the same time “Of course not.”

Strange. He was nodding, but saying no.

Then Lee caught on. “So your saying I need to be mischievous?”

Again, Dumbledore nodded, but said “Not at all.”

“Okaaay” Lee said slowly, still staring at Dumbledore. Then Dumbledore bent closer and whispered “See, I’m acting! Yes, you must continue your rein of terror. Its far too dull around here without it.”

“Can do,” said Lee brightly, saluting.

firenjen · 12-30-2009, 02:26 PM

# 21 Veela

“I just can’t see it,” said Lee’s friend, Sam one afternoon in the common room.

Lee groaned, shut his eyes and leaned back in his armchair. He was tired of hearing this.

“I mean,” continued Sam, “I mean yeah, she’s alright if you like the sporty type,” his brow furrowed. “But she’s no Veela, is she?”

Lee groaned again. He was starting to wish that he had never told Sam about his feelings for Angelina.

Sam got up to leave, giving a cheery wave to Lee who, when he had left, muttered quietly and sadly, “She’s better than a Veela.”

firenjen · 12-30-2009, 06:16 PM

#98 Pyjamas

It was time to get her own back.

Angelina had enlisted the help of Fred and George. They had managed to levitate his bed downstairs, through the portrait hole and into the great hall.

Evil grin.

Students emerged into the great hall that morning to find Lee, fast asleep in his bed, snoring loudly. He stirred when the laughter began. Angelina lurked by the doorway.

He woke, eyes wide with shock and looked around wildly. The covers fell, revealing Thomas The Tank Engine pyjamas. He looked mortified, grabbed his duvet to cover them and ran from the hall.

Mwhahahaaha. Tehee

firenjen · 12-30-2009, 09:25 PM

#53 Chase

“Phahahahahahahahaha!!” Lee laughed aloud as he made it out of the common room and into the corridor outside, a pair of Fred’s most embarrassing pants held aloft. The slam of the portrait hole told him that Fred was in pursuit.

Excellent.

Lee rounded the corner, his bare feet skidding on the highly shined floor, and his shrieks of utter enjoyment echoing through the darkness.

“You come back here with those!” came Fred’s voice, just seconds behind him. “Get back here!”

In the background, Lee could here the laughter of the common room. He came to a halt outside McGonagall’s office.

firenjen · 12-30-2009, 09:41 PM

#86 Daring

“Noo!” shouted Fred, as realisation of what Lee was about to do hit him. “No no NOO!”

He came to a halt just short of Lee and the door. It was dark inside, so she wasn’t there yet.

“You wouldn’t dare!” said Fred.

“Oh I would,” said Lee.

Using a sticking charm, he stuck Fred’s pants to the door of McGonagall’s office, just as they heard footsteps at the far end of the corridor.

Lee began to run off and heard Fred once more behind him.
He grabbed Lee’s arm.

“Let McGonagall have her lovely present,” Lee chuckled.

Fred swore.

firenjen · 12-30-2009, 10:20 PM

#78 Yank The Pants

“You take them off,” said Fred, “Or ill tell Angelina that you like her.”

“Oh.”

Lee bit his lip. It was too risky, McGonagall’s footsteps were coming nearer, but Angelina COULDN’T know how he felt. Ever.

He turned and pelted towards the door, trying to tear down the pants. He really should have learnt the counter spell for a sticking charm, but all his efforts had been used on planning this.

Fred joined him, both yanked at the pants until they were breathless, until –

McGonagall bared down upon them, fury etched in every line of her face.

Merlin’s Baggy Beard!

firenjen · 12-30-2009, 10:22 PM

#67 Quell

It had been impossible to quell Professor McGonagall. She had taken 20 points from Gryffindor fro the pants fandango, and extra five each for being out of bed, and had told Fred to “please buy some new underwear,” before removing them and handing them back to him, deciding to use a hovering charm rather than touch them herself.
This all, of course, had occurred only after they had been driven inside her office, shouted at for half an hour and called all manner of names from “insolent toads” to “idiotic children.”

Fred elbowed Lee in the ribs as they left.

firenjen · 12-30-2009, 11:23 PM

# 33 Classroom

Angelina walked quickly through the nearly deserted corridor, trying (and failing) to get away from Fred and George, who were walking quickly behind her. So quickly that they kept stepping on her heels.

“WHAT?!” She bellowed, whipping around and nearly head-butting George.

They were silent for a second. Then –

“How’s Leeeee?” They sang together.

“GAGHHHHH” moaned Angelina, walking again. They followed.

“Maybe you should talk to him?” Said Fred

“Alonnee.” Sang George

“Somewhere private.”

“Aloneeee.”

“You could find an empty classroom?” finished Fred, eyebrows wiggling up and down.

“Alon- UMPH!”

For Angelina had walloped her heaviest book into George’s chest.

firenjen · 12-30-2009, 11:31 PM

#50 Boggart

“Whatddaya reckon your boggart woiuld be, then?” Asked Fred as he sat with Lee and George by the lake.

Lee thought. “Dunno. Something groos. Like maybe your undercrackers, Fred.” He raised his eyebrows. “Oh no, that would be McGonagalls boggart. I forgot.”

Lee only just missed Fred’s tackle. He chuckled.

“What about you, George?”

George shuddered. “Probably Angelina in a stress. Carrying a book.”

He continued to shudder as Fred rolled around laughing and Lee looked confused.

“What did you do?” He frowned.

Both twins broke out laughing. When they could finally speak, all Fred could say was “ShhhHHHH!!!”

The warning.

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