Originally Posted by The Narrator

No matter how much mixing, crushing and measuring....

...no matter how precise the method is followed...

Originally Posted by The Narrator

Who has come along and explored their creative side?

A large, rather primitive portrait, painted on the window.

Originally Posted by The Narrator

Looks like the chill in the air caused by the ghostly gathering has been an inspiration..

A gust of frigid wind sweeps through the great hall followed by a steady stream of powdery flakes falling from the ceiling above…

Let it snow…
Let it snow…
Let it snow…

Originally Posted by .Peeves.

If there was one thing Peeves could count on, it was the staff's continued lack of humour. But that was fine with the poltergeist. Their grumpy faced reactions combined with a bulging vein or two in a forehead never got old. In fact, it was quite hilarious.

"Yes! Someone was clearly genius to think of snow in the Great Hall!" With a gleeful cackle, Peeves scooped up another bucketful of snow for human snowman Myers. "Anyone have a carrot for the snowman's nose?" he called out, looking for some willing participants. Myers was looking quite frozen, if he'd say so himself. And that silly wooden stick he was waving around didn't make him shiver any more than the freezing weather might have.

Oh, and there was Airhead blubbering on about his office again. Maybe if he got lucky that vein would start bulging again. HEHEHE. "Wish I could have seen that, Airhead. Sounds HI-LAR-EEE-OUSSSS!" Peeves succumbed in a fit of laughter before spotting the young Slytherin girl who looked all too interested in building a snowman herself.

"Why don't we show these stuffy old professors how to have a little fun!" He flew over to her, swooping down to grab a handful of snow, speeding up his throwing to a near impossible rate to throw a succession of snowballs at all of the adults up on the dais. "Best pranks ever this year, seriously!" The students must be getting more awesome, or were finally beginning to realize how amazing he was and trying to be just lie him. And while he might not have had anything to do with it snowing, he was going to take full advantage of it while he was here!

Originally Posted by The Narrator

*giggle*

It's as if the sound of the Poltergeist's words of praise ignited something else, something different and yet oh-so-familiar. If you listen closely enough, over the sound of the hustle and bustle of the Great Hall, you might just hear...

... Was that a giggle?

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Originally Posted by The Narrator

Are you all sound asleep?

Well you should be - it's the middle of the night!

But as you wake up, trying to figure out what it was that awoke you, it happens again.

Originally Posted by Miffy the Poltergal

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Genius.

Hilarious.

Best pranks ever this year.

DID EVERYONE HEAR THAT!? SHE HAD IMPRESSED HER DREAMY WEAMY BOATY PEEVSEY!

HE WAS COMPLETELY SMITTEN WITH HER!

Descending from her hiding place near one of the buttresses with a fish-eating grin, the poltergal swooshed and zigzagged her way giddily through the air towards the hero of her affections. Of COURSE she took extra care to cause a little extra chaos along the way.

Like ensuring that that pretty stiffy Transfiguration professor found her bottom to the ground again with a swoooooooosh around her legs.

And that kiss blown by way of the Astronomy professor who BEST FLATTER AND FAWN OVER HER if he ever wished to see his TOYS again.

And the sandwich of the stoney woney faced Creature professor OBVIOUSLY made for a better hat than anything else. Mayonnaise hair treatment for YOU. GIGGLEGIGGLEGIGGLEGIGGLEGIGGLE.

She would get the rest of you, yes, but for now eyes were on her ONE AND ONLY BECAUSE HE WAS RIGHT THERE!

"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII PEEVSIES WEEVSIES MY ONE AND ONLYSIES!" she sang as she zoomed over to the poltergeist. "I just KNEW you'd be impressed. I KNEW IT! IKNEWITIKNEWITIKNEEEEEEEWIT!"

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Originally Posted by Miffy the Poltergal

SHE KNEW IT!

Had everyone heard him? HAD THEY!? He totally remembered and was TOTALLY INFATUATED WITH HER. He really just needed to hurry up and propose ghostly poltergeisty matrimony already.

"There is NOOOOOOO way I will EVER be able to top my last spot," she cooed. "Took ....." She paused to count on her fingers, but quickly got bored of this and waved them giddily in his handsome face. "A LOOOOOOOOOONG TIME!"

YEARS.

A decade?

It was hard to do math when Miffy couldn't even pay attention long enough to count past five on her fingers.

She turned towards her adoring fans with a smile so wide it took up her entire face. "He never actually found me either, BY THE WAY. Porcelain dolls make for the BEST hiding places."

Miffy paused to bat her eyelashes triumphantly at HER Peevesie.

He knew what this meant, YES?

She deserved victory poltergeisty kisses and a proposal. DUUUUUUUUUUUUH.

She was even puckering her lips JUST FOR HIM.


*GIGGLE GIGGLE GIGGLE GIGGLE*