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SPOILER!!: OH High-FIVE It as a hilarious thought. Imagine. Well, she was imagining it. Best they stay clear of her, though… just in case. Zhenya was actually proud of the fact she had not had detention in her time at Hogwarts. "She would find that so funny! I'd hate to think of what our detention would be like for farting…" it could get rather disturbing, actually. Zhenya smiled warmly at her dear friend. Glad she knew he knew she was there for him. THE HUG WAS THE BEST! Zhenya beamed at her friend "Well you make one great partner too, you know, fart buddy," she said. HEHE. Then HIGH-FIVE! |
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Angel then decided to see what she could hear in her friends belly. "Sonorus!" Angel said when she was sure her friend was ready, she hoped that she could hear something cool but it was going to be hard, she wasn't good at listening for different sounds. |
SPOILER!!: Angel "Nope you're not gonna die." Hady repeated shaking her head before suddenly adding with a playful grin, "At least not on my watch." Surely she was just teasing and was holding back a laugh to show that. Then she heard Angel calling for the Professor for a second opinion and she couldn't hold in her laughter anymore. Laughing she shook her head at her friend. "Hey some day I'm gonna be an awesome Healer and you'll regret asking for that second opinion...sure maybe a creature Healer but still." She was still grinning so clearly she was joking and knew her partner was also. Now it was her turn though. Dropping her hands to her sides she kept still waiting for the verdict. She only had a bit of soda and a slice of cheese but her stomach hurt now. She didn't think it was the food or drink being the cause but her laughter. "Do you hear anything?" She asked quietly wondering if her tummy was being quiet or if Angel could her the gurgling inside. |
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Curiously peeking at Nat's paper she had to agree that her reading sounded more optimistic. "I like the sound of this. I need a vacation from all that stress." It was super icky. All Lux needed was her friends and her boyfriend. "I'm not sure about the noise either. Maybe it was just a strange grumble?" That was as good a guess as any! |
SPOILER!!: Lucky Lux "NUUUUUU...don't remind me about it!" OWLs. Natalia had been notified multiple times of this standard wizarding exam that she would soon be taking in her fifth year. But Natalia was only a fourth year; she needed to prepare for the exam this early? Noticing Lux's smile, the Lioness knew she probably didn't have much trouble with hers. "Looks like you're going to have a good year!" Until we find out what the voice indicates. The fourth year gave her friend a little reassuring smile despite the skepticism; Lux deserved it! Why couldn't everyone be as amiable as Lux? Around the charming Hufflepuff, it was difficult for Natalia to display the slightest insolence BECAUSE SHE WAS JUST TOO NICE. It pained Natalia to be so blunt around people that were so kind to her. "The lesson's going to be over soon. We should probably pack up." The Lioness suggested as she began to gather all her belongings and loading them in her bag. "Do you want to keep this?" Natalia held the piece of parchment with her interpretations on it. "It is the proof of your pleasant future!" |
SPOILER!!: Professor Cassie Where they done listening to each other's stomach sounds now? Penelope took her seat again when Professor Cassie told them to. The lesson would be over soon, and although Penelope enjoyed being in Professor Cassie's classes, she was ready for the lesson to be over. After drinking all of that soda she needed the loo, but she could wait until the lesson was over. Penelope opened her textbook up to page 300 and copied down the meanings of the stomach sounds. SPOILER!!: notes Only ten minutes left in class now. Penelope wiggled around in her seat a little bit as she read her notes on Eden's stomach sounds. Small gurgles meant possible future stress or a small challenge, and a loud long noise meant high stress or a difficult challenge. She scribbled down her interpretations of Eden's stomach sounds on another piece of parchment. SPOILER!!: Eden's stomach noises Penelope hand the parchment to Eden. "Your stomach meanings mean that there might be stress and a challenge in your future." As to what kind of stress she didn't know, but Eden was a seventh year and would be taking NEWTs. That would probably be stressful. Penelope shifted around in her seat uncomfortably. How many minutes were left in class now? Did Eden still have to do the interpretation for Penelope? Penelope wasn't really paying attention to the lesson anymore. Was the lesson over yet? She needed the loo. Note to self: never drink soda at the beginning of a lesson. Only a few more minutes left in class now. |
SPOILER!!: Penelope Eden copied down what Morgan had written on the board, and quickly, too, so it resembled complete chicken scratch. Oh well. She could at least read what she had written. Ands he also made a few more notes on what she had heard in Penelope's stomach, too. Just a bit more detail was all. "Well..according to my notes..your stomach noises mean that...well, you would have a bunch of gurgles together--something challenging is on its way--and then a lot of silence, that something good will come, and no stress. So maybe you'll have a bit of stress and then...happy, no-stressy time?" That was Eden's guess. Who would have thought there'd be a whole line of STOMACH NOISE Divination? That was just...wow. That was entertaining. And...a bit funny. People were so weird. ...Was Penelope doing the potty dance? |
SPOILER!!: Leah Ilia was surprised at how relaxed Leah seemed around all of this.........flatulence. She shook her head and smiled at things, and Ilia had to respect her undisturbed seeming disposition. When she saw Leah blush, she didn't blame her but wasn't going to embarrass her. That wouldn't be very nice. She smiled a little when she said it was singing in joy. The professor told them to finish up and she just sort of shook her head. She thought it was all blarney and.........stinky. She would be glad to be done with this particular class, that was for certain. She opened up her book and looked to see what meaning the sounds had.....other than that the girl had eaten an interesting mixture of foods and then danced. When Leah said she could tell that Ilia was calm without the reading, she felt a small blush grace her cheeks and she smiled at the other girl softly. Perhaps that was a compliment? Small challenge, if she believed in this stuff....she wondered what it might be. If it dealt with her parents she saw that as more of a big challenge. "In all lives, a little rain must fall, right?" She gave her friend a reassuring smile. Reading , her eyebrow raised a little as she was supposed to 'interpret' the sounds. "According to this....supposedly..." She had high emphasis on 'supposedly' as she was highly skeptical of all of this. "You are worried about something that may come, and there will be something stressful or challenging in your future." Of course there will be.......isn't that true for everyone? Silly fortune cookie stuff.... |
SPOILER!!: Zeke Hahaha... what could you do besides laugh? This whole process was funny and entertaining. All AJ knew was that she was going to beat his 8. A 10 would be nice and more of what she was expecting, but a 9 would do. Once they got the fart rating all over and done with maybe they could actually see what it meant. It seemed as if the professor was kind of pushing that point anyways. Anywho, it was her turn and they were running short on time. AJ plopped herself down where Zeke was laying, and raised her shirt up just to show her lower belly. "All set." Time for her belly reading. |
SPOILER!!: Ethan Looking over and smiling at Ethan she chuckled, "Well the cheese probably helped make the noises louder for you to hear." So she wouldn't be sad about that, "Though I'm very glad it's not a dying cow." She chuckled giving him snaps, he did a great reading. "I wouldn't say that all my wonderful students give me stress, but there will probably be stress along the way." She had been dealing with some things, but she assumed they were nothing and moved along with it. She listened to many of their meanings and conversations as she sipped her tea. "Good, very good everyone." When she heard Angel she made her way over to see what was going on. "No, I think Hady has done a fine job with your reading today." She even got snaps for such a good job. "Alright everyone, I don't want to keep you from lunch or your next class. Listen for a few moments and then we will be done." Moving back towards the front of the room, she grabbed a basket and set it on the table. "This here is your homework. It is a little vial of potion. Slip this on a cookie or even a piece of broccoli and it will make the digestive system work a little faster so you don't have to wait a certain amount of time before the noises start. Your homework is to give this to someone and record their stomach noises. Of course you should probably ask permission before making someone gassy, but you will do what you just did today. Listen to the noises and then write down the meanings. I will put a notice up in the next hour to explain it again." Checking her watch, she gave some snaps, "Take any food you wish and have a wonderful rest of your day." OOC: That's a wrap everyone, I'll close the thread after work today! Thank you for making it such a fun lesson to read!! |
Turning his head and putting his tea cup down, Ethan watched as the professor procured a basket and showed them the vials. Homework, eh? Of course, of course. And should they ask permission before making someone gassy? LOL. Not necessarily, he guessed. It’ll be more fun if the person was unsuspecting, yeah? As soon as the woman gave the cue, the Slytherin gathered his things, and went up front to get his vial. The teen placed it inside his trouser’s pocket and gave Professor Cassie a grin. “Thanks for partnering up with me Professor. I’ll see you around.” With a grin and polite nod, the seventeen year walked towards the trap door, and straight he went for the boys’ bathroom. |
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"Okay, okay," he said, nodding, wand at the ready... putting on his faux CALM I'M GOING TO DIVINE YOUR GAS FUTURE face. It was easy enough a spell to perform, and so confidently he exactly that. "Sonon... no..." no... "Sonorus!" YES! Yes! And almost immediately, he could hear the rumbling of the coming storm. Something was brewing, that's for sure. Grumbling, rumbling... it sounded fairly consistent... "Let it go, I wanna see what you've got." Or not, whatever, if she wanted to be a holder she could... he just wouldn't be able to score her fart. |
SPOILER!!: Zeke The professor was just about to wrap up this lesson, but AJ had yet to release the beast. She wouldn't be getting up until all of her gas that had been holed up had the fair chance to be heard. After all of the butt clenching and pain she endured... it just wouldn't be fair. It looked like Zeke had the hang of the spell, and good thing to because she was in no position to help him out at the moment. The pain was getting worse and she really hoped he had the chance to log her belly rumbles because her leg was hiked and her face was red. RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP The sound alone was enough to make you jump and wonder if you were under attack. Just when you thought there wouldn't be a smell you were hit with a skunk on a hot summer day aroma. AH. All of the pain had been worth it. AJ was out of breath and she high fived herself because it was that epic. "How was that?" |
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Zeke's eyebrows rose, his eyes widened, his nose wrinkled, and he smirked in amusement. Wow.... the girl could fart. Just as AJ had done, Zeke used his self-inking quill to scribble on his note-taking parchment. It was obvious what the score would be. Wasn't it? When he was done, he held the parchment out in front of her, a very LARGE number on it with exclamation marks 1000000!!!! "That was... epic." Best thing he'd seen all day, really. "And I think you're like me with the whole divining part," he said indicating to her the textbook. Quote:
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SPOILER!!: Eden Penelope listened to Eden as she did her interpretation of the stomach sounds. A little stress and then no stress. Sounded pretty good. It was so interesting how you could tell things about people from stomach noises. Penelope shifted around in her seat. Was the lesson over yet? Professor Cassie was speaking. Penelope turned what little attention she still had for the lesson to the professor. Homework... potion... shorter time until noises start... listen to someone's noises and record it. She could do that. Was that it? Could they go now? Oh, she still had to grab a potion vial. As soon as Professor Cassie said that the lesson was over, Penelope went to the front of the room and grabbed a potion vial from the basket. "Thanks for the great lesson, Professor Cassie." Pocketing the potion vial that would be needed for homework, Penelope walked to the trap door and exited the classroom. She was headed straight for the nearest girls' bathroom. |
SPOILER!!: Zeke Zeke's face told a story. AJ could see all of the emotions he went through as his face changed. Disbelief, amazement, and shock. It was all there. Bet he didn't think a girl could fart like a man. His quill was moving, and AJ could hardly wait to see the verdict. She bit her bottom lip as if what he wrote on his paper would mean she passed or failed. The lion didn't even get this nervous about actual exams. 10! Woot!!! And not just a 1-0, but multiple 0's. AJ beamed as if she had just been told she was the top of her class. The fourth year looked over at his notes. "Yeah, I think we are the same." She jotted down some results to show that she did more than just fart this class. Quote:
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post number 000000 Angel giggled when Hady started speaking. "I know Hady, you will be awesome!" Angel then suddenly heard the Professor. "Okay Professor." Angel knew that Hady was amazing, she was an amazing friend and an amazing work partner and Angel wanted to work with her more often. Angel looked at Hady as she tried to figure out what she was listening to in Hady tummy. "I hear some sort of gurgling noise, so like me you aren't going to die." Angel giggled knowing that her friend would want to know about this since it was important right. |
SPOILER!!: ILIA Leah smiled back at the Slytherin. "You sound like a philosopher," she commented. Which was a rather good thing, trust her. "but yeah, that is absolutely true." Nobody could have a perfect little life, after all. She licked her lips nervously as Ilia read her interpretation. The Fifth Year repeatedly told herself in her mind that this was NOT going to change her future. Not by much, anyway. It seemed that the other girl had the same idea, as she seemed doubtful about Divination. "Hmmm," she thought, "I don't think I am particularly worried about anything currently - unless you count O.W.L.s. Yep, O.W.L.s." And her love life, which she was VERY concerned about. But she was not going to talk about THAT. Especially not in front of Ilia, who seemed strangely close to one Fourth Year Hufflepuff. She turned around as the Professor assigned their homework. Leah did not pay much attention though, she could always check the notice for more details. "Thank you for being an amazing partner, Ilia. See ya," she grinned and stood up to pack her things. Then she made her way to the Professor and got the vial of potion. This little thing could make people fart like crazy? She smiled and looked up at the Divination Professor. "Thanks for the lesson, Professor Morgan. Bye!" Leah walked out of the classroom and to her next lesson. She had too much food for now. |
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When Leah spoke about it, Ilia remembered that she was a fifth year. That would.....actually make some sense. She nodded and smiled at the girl across from her. "I suppose O.W.L.s would be enough to make anyone worried or feel like they have a challenge right?" She still had one year to go before she had to take on O.W.L.s. Though, she oddly enough wasn't overly concerned about it. She had a lot more on her mind than that right now. The professor announced the end of class and Ilia was silently rejoicing. Away from the fart fragranced air! No more breathes tainted by the scent of bottom breezes! Ilia held her composure but could have nearly bounced out of the door. "You were wonderful as well. Thank you and see you around." She bowed politely and filed out of the classroom. She was taking a looooonnnnggg shower as soon as she got the chance. |
SPOILER!!: Zhenya! <3 "Something terrible, no doubt. And it would probably last all year long.'' Hehe. "We would be detention buddies too!'' More laughing from Adi. This was the most he had laughed in a while, yo. HIGH FIVE, Zhenya! Annnnd there was Professor Cassie announcing the end of the class and homework. Of course their homework involved getting someone gassy. This was going to be fuuuuun! He wondered whom he should work with. Hmmm. Anyway, he would think about that later. The Puffer jotted down what Cassie said even though he would get more details later. "All set to go, Zhenya?" Adi wanted to get to the Great Hall for food! |
Cinna was done with the younger girl. We'll not done yet. She still needed to look up the meaning for all of the girls rumbles and gurgles. She looked up and jotted down the meanings of the readings. So.... Let's see there was a long rumble..... Which meant something will cause high stress, a challenge might be very difficult. Those rumbles wasn't loud but they were long. She didn't know if the volumes mattered much or not. There was short little noises too meaning that maybe the younger girl was possibly worried about something that was coming. She told the girl her findings which was interesting. The sixth year thought it was too soon for the younger Ravenclaw to freak out over OWLs. So that we're finished with the lesson she couldn't believe how fast the class had gone by. She scribbled down her homework assignment. Packed her bag back up. She grabbed the vial and stuck it in on the top of her bag. Swinging the bag across her shoulder. "Thanks for the interesting lesson, professor. See you around." She grabbed a handful of food and headed out the door and back to her common room. At least she wasn't as hyper as she was when class started. |
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Oh well, no point on worrying now, and the younger lion was being so nice. "I'm sure you will have a good year too!" The stress bits weren't everything, and there was still fun to be had because life was meant to be enjoyed. "Sure!" Lux added as she took the piece of paper with her interpretations on it. "It was awesome working with you" With a wave goodbye she headed back to her seat. Professor Cassie was wrapping things up, and the homework sounded interesting. Yummy cookies. Jotting everything down, Lux then grabbed a vial and placed it in her bag. Time to go. "Thanks for the lesson, Professor Cassie! Have a good rest of your day!" And with that she was off. |
SPOILER!!: Adi! Awh, class was wrapping up already? Zhenya nodded to Adi, shoved her things into her bag and stood up. She walked to the front to collect the potion for homework, trying not to think about it too much right then. She would need to have a serious think about who she wanted to give it to, and whose gas she wanted to listen to. "Thanks for such a fun lesson, Professor Cassie," Zhenya said, then turned to her partner, "And thanks for being such a GREAT partner, Sir Fartsalot," she giggled. |
As the students started gathering their things, Cassie decided she would start cleaning up the room. Just as she bent down to pick up some items off the floor she heard a loud noise and lifted her eyes. Goodness the food worked good on someone. Seeing Aj and Zeke she chuckled a bit. Were they still working on readings or just having some fun with noises. Either way she was glad it seemed like hte lesson was a success. SPOILER!!: Penelope Vanishing the left over food Cassie turned hearing Penelope, "You are very welcome. I hope you all learning something about yourselves as well as others today." It was an interesting way to learn about someone, but it could be a fun way too. SPOILER!!: Leah "Have a great rest of the day." She beamed at the fifth year as she left the room. SPOILER!!: Cinna "I'm so glad you thought it was interesting. I hope you have a wonderful rest of the day Cinnamon." She gave the girl snaps as she left as well. SPOILER!!: Lux "You too Lux. I'm glad you enjoyed the lesson." She beamed and gave more snaps as everyone left. Once the room was empty she finished cleaning it. "Might need to get some lavender smell back in here." She flicked her wand to bring the better smells to the room. Her students were awesome at lessons, but goodness did their gas stink.. |
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