Ian was knuckle deep in the ham slop when he was confronted by Adi. Ian had tried not to bother Adi all term because Adi had gotten enough pain from Ian. I suppose though at some point, confrontation was inevitable. He put up his hands to show he meant Adi no harm. listen! I was just goin about my business in a proper food fight when she came up and smashed me with apple mush. I deserved it and let her hit me, I wasn't going to do nothing. I winked at her cause I wanted her to know I was ok with all of the good coming way from the lot of you. I deserve it and so much more. I was going to take it, but that seemed to make her more mad and she HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH A WHOLE HAM! I can take a lot of things, but she was using me as her butcher block. I had to defend myself someway. I don't want to hurt nobody else. I just want to learn and be happy going to Hogwarts. I want to be I a dorm room where we don't talk because we got nothing to say, not because I am a right proper git and failed at every possible level as a friend. I want to be in a class and not feel like I have to avoid all of you! This is school. This is where we learn and I learned lots this year. I learned I ain't good at being around girls and I learned I hate being lonely and I learned....- and he kind of ran out of breath. He put his hands on his knees and bent over to catch his breath. He finished with I learned I don't like hurting people. I learned I don't like real fighting. I just miss you guys. he reached up his hand, licked some of the ham off his palm and stood there.

Norah ducked around flying masses of food and pulled out her wand. This activity might be crazy but that wasn't gonna stop her from getting in on the fun. Assessing the situation, she decided going all the way to the front of the room wasn't the smartest idea, she pointed her wand in the general direction and cried "Accio watermelon!" A watermelon would result in a whole bunch of mush to throw, uh huh. The heavy fruit came flying towards her, somehow missing the heads of the other students, and landed in her arms with a force that nearly knocked the second year over. Woah there. She set it down on the desk and performed the incantation to pulverize it- "Francesco!" The watermelon was reduced to a pile of mush which she picked up in both hands. Heh. So slimy. Norah held the dripping mass over her head and chucked it into a mass of students. It hit the back of some Ravenclaw's head, and she punched her dirty hand in the air with a victorious shout. "BULLSEYE!"

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Did he just bob his head at her? Sassy, this boy was. Then he did a whole freaking speech. This one talked more than professor dance on tables. AJ was at the end of her rope with Ian. She was still mad about being hexed, and even madder about him putting his lips on hers. She lost it.

"Shut up! Shut up!" "Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!" SHUUUUUT UPPPPPPPP!!!"

Why was he still talking anyways? This was a food fight. Ian was really bad about this. In her complete rage, she had completely missed Ian saying that he wanted to be her friend again. All of his words went in one ear and out of the other.

Then he started flinging more things at her, and she didn't care. A few things hit her, and a few things missed her. Deciding he needed some nice raw meat to go with his apple face, AJ grabbed her a slab. Nice, and mushed up seemed like the best route. For the second time she tried out the spell they were supposed to be using. "Francesco." She picked up a fist full with both hands. One went flying, and the other handful was smashed into his hair. She was going to make him eat it. Perhaps THAT would shut him up.



AJ could hear her sister beside her but she didn't turn in her direction. Ian was a sneaky snake that couldn't be trusted. "I'm not counting to nothing, Angel." Now was not the time, sister. "I'm on your team, dork." Throwing an apple at her would have been counter productive.

Young lady? AJ's head swiveled in the direction of her sister. "Don't start smother mothering me again." That never ended nicely for the sisters. "He winked at me, Angel. He hasn't learned a thing after being tackled."

While her head was turned she saw Benny lob some mush towards Ian, and it hit. Good job Benny. At least he wasn't giving her the third degree.



AJ heard Adi scream, and knew right off the bat that he was screaming at Ian. There were always problems when the three of them were together, and rightfully so. Yeah, Ian! Haven't you caused enough trouble? The lion felt his hand, and while that normally calmed her down, it wasn't doing much for her now.

She still had some mushy meat. The lion squeezed her boyfriend's hand, and smiled at him right before flinging more mush at Ian. At least she wasn't screaming anymore. Her five year old self had calmed down a teensy bit.

As Kace aimed his wand for Alexa because why not? She loved a friendly competition. But wait a minute this wasn't friendly! This was war! He smirked and laughed at her and the she used a block spell and saw the puff coming straight for him. He didn't have time to duck till he felt a...THWACK!!!! On this back of his head. Well played lion prefect....well played. He got what he deserved.

He looked around for his next target and saw Puck near the door. Ah ah aaahh...she wasn't getting away that easily. He smirked and got some nice food to aim at her. It was nice and moist and squishy. He got his wand out and said, "Francesco!" and he thought it was weird name for a spell but it sounded cool pronouncing it. He aimed and fired at the lion. Let's see if it hit her!

Peter just glared at Hook for taking Tink from him. He was totally evil and did nothing to hide it. But he did hear the other kid talking about building a fort to take on Hook. Sounded fun and might work. If not for the fact he was making a crew for other kids. Though Peter did smirk when Hook talked about his hook. He deserved it.

Horrible Man.

"Alright, you have a deal." Peter ran over to help him make a fort. It was fun and this good fight was even more fun. Plus taking down Hook was a huge plus.

Though he could have a little more fun. Using his dagger wand thing he actually listened to what Hook was saying. He ran and got a piece of food. "Francesco" Look at that it was like fairy dust. And actually worked.

Then he threw it at the guy with glasses.

Looked like he needed a little fun in his life.

Ian was busy making his speech when she started screaming at him to shut up. This infuriated Ian. He was tired of not being heard. He went the mature route and went all LALALALALALALALALAALALALA....NI SHUTTING UP FOR ME. IVE GOT A VOICE AND IM BLOOMING WELL GONNA USE IT! he was all talky when she walked up and shoved more meet in his face and all over his hair and now he had meat....in....his.....MOUTH! He pushed her back to create distance and tried figure out his nex move.

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Had Angel heard her sister right... seriously he had winked at her. "YOU LEAVE MY SISTER ALONE!!" Angel glared at Ian... "Or I'll.... I'll..." Angel tried to think of something she'd do. "I'll Mutiny against you." Angel didn't want to get into seriously trouble for saying anything to mean. "What has my family even done to you?" Seriously this was getting way out of hand.

"MY SISTER DOESN'T LIKE BEING WINKED AT.." Angel looked at the apple in her hand and she throw it at him. "You got that okay..." Angel was really handy at throwing things and if he didn't stop something else might be thrown his way.

If Ian thought his little speech was going to move Adi, he was sadly mistaken. Adi stood there looking indiffrently at the other Hufflepuff. When he was done, it was his turn to speak up. Well after AJ got to screaming at Ian. Yes, Dd shut up Ian. Ohhh. Mushed meat was thrown in too. Awesome.

"You listen here. You said you deserved so much more. Well, AJ give you that more so don't go around making complaints now that you're getting it.'' Merlin knew Ian deserved much more than Adi shoveling mushed up apples at him but he was much more comfortable ignoring the boy. "I don't care what you learnt,'' Adi continued coldly. "Too bad you didn't learn so respect for girls.'' Especially AJ. "And get this. I. Don't. Miss. You.'' That was cold coming from Adi and it stunned him a little. But he didn't have time to think about it. AJ squished his hand and Adi smiled at her. "There's still other targets out there, you know.'' Including him. Cos he was on the other side. Hehe.

Ian was busy trying to put out the two fires he had going and Angel came at him. It was the opening night feast all over again but there wouldn't be no kissi or any if that such sort. yeah. Sort of picked up on that. You're family didn't do nothing to me. At least not til I hurt everybody. The wink was in fun. I didn't mean nothing about it and I just want to stop having all of you mad at me. I just want to be friends again! and as he finished the new speech he found himself ducking an apple from Angel, but he was to quick enough and took an apple of the top of his head.

Ian heard what Adi said loud and clear. ok. I ain't complaining. Thanks Ian was done. He was done with this class and he was not going to take anymore from them.

He went, picked up his satchel and marched from the classroom.

Just.. just...

No.

Just no.

Marigold could feel that she was almost on the verge of tears because SOMEONE had TAKEN her FAVORITE PROFESSOR and REPLACED HIM with SOMEONE who SHOUTED AT HER and THREW ROCKS. She hadn't been taking notes or anything, just hugging her notebook to her chest as protection and wondering how bad it would be if she started crying. If Hook saw her crying, that it.

She grabbed the first food that she could find - a pear - and took it back to her desk with the sole purpose of turning it into puréed gagunka and THROWING IT at HOOKSTEED.

Now that everything was all back to normal and they were happily at loggerheads with Ian still, Adi wanted to get back to throwing stuff at his Claw and Gryff classmates.

He summoned some more apples (what was it with him and this fruit?), stuffed all but one in his pocket. "Francesco!" Maybe this time around he would just let the mush fly randomly and see who it it. Yeah, That would work. Heads up, people!

Angel listened to Ian speaking and rolled her eyes. "Yeah well my sisters doesn't like being winked at... you got it dude." Angel then watched as he got his things and left... well that was weird now then she wasn't going to say anything else about the whole situation.

Angel couldn't figure out what to do next... she wanted to mutiny in some way because well flamsteed was losing the plot but then she thought this was funny... "Hey hang on a minute." Angel had an idea. "Do we have a doctor in the room?" Angel suddenly thought about star trek in one episode the captain had been relieved of command because he wasn't fit for duty... maybe that was how they could stop Flamsteed making a fool of himself.

Womp, womp, womp. Ian was giving speeches to everybody and NOBODY was biting. They weren't about that life. AJ was a bit taken aback by what Adi said to Ian, not because she cared about the traitor's feelings or anything, but because that was so unlike Adi. She turned to face her boyfriend, and raised an eyebrow. He never lost his cool. "You're right." Looky here, she still had an abundance of mushed up stuff. What it was anymore, she wasn't sure. AJ grabbed a handful of it and sent it flying towards the boyfriend. She laughed, and ran away, hopefully before he had a chance to get her back.

Angel was still giving Ian a hard time. She loved her sister so much. Angel always had her back unlike another sister. CoughABBYCough. Keep giving em hell, sis. Benny was off doing his own thing still. Such a logical dragon he was. Maybe one day AJ could keep her cool. Naaah.

AJ caught Ian leaving. Of course he did. That's what cowards did. So long, sucker!

"Francesco!" After poiting his wand at the banana in his hand and turning it to mush, Toby momentarily peeked back up over the edge of his desk. Aiming more or less in the direction of Hooksteed, he quickly cast "Depulso!" and sent it flying in his general direction.

He ducked down again, muttering "Scourgify," to clean off his hand once more. Gross.

Oh good, so... the notes had worked. HOPEFULLY Hook wouldn't catch one though, because that... that would be awkward. Best start thinking of a fake name right now, just in case.

That first year, Thornton, was very obviously gesturing to Toby that he didn't agree with the plan, having been one of the recipients of the airplanes. All Tobias could really do was gesture back just as frantically that he should come over HERE so that they could explain why it was necessary.

Meanwhile, Toby looked around at those who'd come over (CB, Grayson, and Maddie) and made an odd sort of grimace that could pass as a smile.

"I can think of two ways of doing this," he said to them in a low as voice as he could get without being inaudible over the chaos as the classroom. "We either trick him in there somehow or..." heh "... a few of us just... just pelt him with food until he backs up into the boo-... the cupboard. That should be enough of a distraction for anyone to run. And... maybe get the Healer. Or Romanos."

And... Toby felt like he'd be one of those to charge Hooksteed. It was only fair.

"Maybe we can get that... Peter kid on side. To help us trick him in there? Unless we just...................... push him in."

Oohhhhh he could be mini Smee!!! If Lex agreed to it!!!........ ACE!

It was all kinda downhill from there. Or was it more, uphill? It was hard to tell, maybe it was in between and it was... HILLY. Yep. Because things were happening, words were exchanged, Captain disappeared, then reappeared and then there was... fruit, and veg.

EPIC!

WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!

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Ian listened to the bellowing Proptain and heard him declare war and divide the class. Ian tried very hard not to laugh at the professor as he waved a pair of boxer shorts bearing the skull and crossbones. Well then, Ian certainly would take part. He watched as his roast fell harmlessly to the floor beyond Zeke.

Ian looked around and found another item that looked like it would be nice and messy as a puree. He grabbed a pineapple laying about and placed it on the table. Francesco! he cried out as he pointed his wand at it. IF THERE BE WAR, LET THERE BE VICTORY! Come on Slytherpuffs! Let us do battle against the Professor and his team This class had turned quite epic. Who knew they would get to have a foodfight in the astronomy lab.

Ian grabbed a handful of his pineapple puree and heaved it directly at Zekesmee and watched, hoping for a direct hit, right in the chest of the boy.

He had scrambled to get hold of food items, and with his armful he plopped it on his bench space and turned to find a target only.... HE bacame the target. IT WAS THAT PUFFER KID!!!! ......

"You're going down for this!" he cried out with a manic expression. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! FOOOOOOOD FIIIIIIIIGGGHHHHTTTT!

This whole francesco spell thing was new to him, so he had to hope it would work...

"Fancesco.." he said tapping his fruit.

Nothing.

"Francesco," and this time he was successful. The honeydew he'd had on his desk turned to mussshhhh... ahem, puree. And so the game began.

First he aimed a shot toward a Mutineer (Toby) but missed... and then his true target was next. PUFFERRR BOY aka arch nemesis! A handful of the stuff went flying in the boys general direction. It wasn't targeted, and it was a little spraying, so... the chance of the shot hitting was high in his opinion. And he was correct in thinking so. There was no outrunning or ducking from a blob like that.

HAHAHA!!!

Now where was Lex?

"LEX!!!!!"

Jasmine just stared at the scene with eyebrows raised. It seemed that the class was divided into two camps......those who were crazy and those who chose to play along with the crazy people. Jasmine belonged to neither group, hence the staring.

Jasmine did the best she could to take down notes when something coherent was said. Then they were looking at a rock dressed as a fairy that suddenly became airborne. Now they had to pretend that they were in zero gravity while eating food. This was just getting better and better.

With a sigh, Jasmine walked over and picked up an apple. Pretending that she was bouncing along in space, she took bites of the apple and tried not to choke on them. How long would she have to do this? Jasmine continued to hop and bounce until she had managed to eat the entire apple. Then she "floated down" and sat in her seat. By that time, there was another activity to complete.

Oh no, not a food fight. Please no. Wasn't this whole situation bad enough? On top of everything, now Jasmine had to think about a food fight? That was something she did not want to be reminded of for........reasons. If she could close her eyes and be back in her dorm room that would be great. Alas, that was not going to happen.

Jasmine grabbed another apple and pointed her wand at it. "Francesco", she said. Watching as her apple turned to applesauce, Jasmine locked in on her target. Trying to ignore the grossness of a handful of applesauce, she quickly tossed her food toward the enemy. Bullseye, it hit one of her classmates on the designated opposing team. Jasmine then scanned the food table for her next weapon.

Ian was preparing his battle plan when he was struck by a blob of things all set up by Zeke. He looked up, just for a moment, and was bombarded with mushiness. Gaahhhhhh! He cried out. that's all kind of gross. But awesome. he continued to gather things for his master counter attack.

What did Flailsteed mean? Broomsticks being absurd?... That very thought was absurd... Merlin, the cancel Quidditch for two years and suddenly the muggleborn is the only one who remembers it. And Zander was never even THAT invested in the sport. Pft. Absurd? What even, Flailsteed?

........ Did the Professor just declare a food fight? No way. Absolutely no way, they'd never stand for this! The Gryffindor turned to Kevin and gave him a weird look. What the heck was going on here? But just as he went to say something--


AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! INCOMING! But he hadn't noticed the mushed fruit before it was too late. And now he had a nice apple sauce head to prove it. Also, Flailsteed was gonna flip when he saw the horrible mess that this stuff left. Can't clean fruit mush with a lint roller, Airey. It's just not done. And there was no way that Zander was going to volunteer to stay after again. He didn't need the title of 'unofficial house elf'. Merlin, he'd done a lot of cleaning for this Astronomy Professor. BUT WAIT A FREAKING MINUTE!

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More fruit was coming his way!!

Luckily, he managed to avoid it this time. But some of the apple mush on his head did decide to land on his face. Eugh! Wiping that away from his eyes, he ran and grabbed a banana. Without even thinking it through, the boy cast a quick "Francesco!" and watched as it... mush. Anyways, he didn't really think about the point of the activity at all and just threw it into the air and ran for cover. Where was Kevin? They could tag team it.

This was great!

So far Aladdin's fort has been working, and he hasn't been hit yet! Also he now had Pan on his side! Which was even better! Now that he had Pan, the both of them could certainly take down Hook, and take back what was theirs! This classroom and the rest of the class! They must've been placed under a spell or something of Hook's by eating the food. Never trust food given to you by villains.

Pointing his wand at the apple in his hand he said "Francesco!" It felt really weird and gross having a solid apple, turn into puree while on the palm of your hand. The now slimy and rather disgusting substance would make the perfect object to throw at Hook.

Looking up out of his fort he screamed over at Hook who stole his original apple "Oi! Hook! So you like apples, eh!? Take this!" Then he flung the juicey mush across the room aimed at Hook. That should teach him a lesson to never ever steal Aladdin's apple. That was Aladdin's job! Stealing things that he couldn't afford, duh! After he threw the substance at the Captain he quickly ducked back down into his fort again so he wouldn't get shot at. Very cleverly though, he used the bottom corner of the one chair to see if he hit his intended target.

Hheheheheeheh...

As soon as his shot hit, he ducked down and shuffled past peoples legs. He needed more ammo. And ammo he got! He found a couple of tomatoes, and holding them in one hand, rather awkwardly, he pointed his wand at the soon to be smushhhyyy fruity!vegetables. Seriously, were they FRUIT? Or were they VEGETABLES?... they made no sense. Defied logic even.

"Francesco," and with his first attempt all he managed was a smushy indent in the surface. Boooo. Intent!!!!

"Francesco." And huzzah! Zeke peered down at the tomato sauce like substance in his hand.. or maybe it was more like a paste than a sauce, either way.

FLIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGGG! to a nearby Snake! Twack!!!! hahahahaha

Samantha picked up a mango and pointed her wand at it and said, "Francesco!" It was now a pile of mango mush in her hand which she threw at a nearby Hufflepuff. The mushy fruit had hit its target with a satisfying squishing sound. Samantha then looked at the table for the next food item she would use.

The food fight was getting more insane, and Ophelia continued ducking --and holding onto the tomato--- while watching the action. Also, medics? She had been slammed n the back of the head by watermelon chunks, (hiii Norah) and getting that out tonight was going to be a nightmare. Uggh, Ophelia usually wasn't concerned with her hair and clothes, but the watermelon was falling onto her uniform in cold pieces, and that was kind of grossing her out. It was like she was losing brain matter from her head. And besides watermelon wasn't her thing. The texture made her want to vomit, and the fact that it was going to be dripping as it got out of her hair made it ever worse. At least this was in good fun. So maybe she would take a few hits for the sake of the class, even if it was the GROSSEST fruit in the world.

Wait, how did that even hit her? Wondering what she was doing, the child decided that it was when she was staring in the direction of the window instead of facing head on to the students. Give a new perspective. And also, the child was trying to remember notes. If they were going to do something like this, they had to learn SOMETHING on the side to make the headmaster think they weren't messing around, right? Because this crazy guy started it. And by crazy guy, she meant her professor of astronomy. The one who had a rock tinkerbell and told people to 'walk the plank'. So ya know.....


Ducking behind FlamHook's desk again, the blonde started to think of a eulogy for the poor tomato she had been holding constantly since this food fight started. She needed a weapon in this war, and instead of getting a new one and getting crammed somewhere else by something gross, she was just planning on using the tomato baby, named so because it was tiny and adorable. Anyway in those few minutes, maybe ten at best, they had been through so much. Like ducking, and watching people get crammed in the face with food. And getting some food on THEM from debris. But it was time to say goodbye. Because the food fight was the food fight, and if she couldn't engage in full scale food war with her classmates, it would be like losing a piece of who she WAS.

"I'm sorry about this, little guy. But you had to get destroyed someday. Just thank Merlin that it wasn't the chef I met in Paris with the dirty hands. Eww." And she shook in disgust before taking a deep breath and getting ready to do the spell.

She was ready....
She was ready...
Literally any moment now....


Stupid love of tomato's! They were always her favorite plant, ever since the time she was little. The crops didn't bite back, and the bugs that crawled upon them usually didn't sting you with their fiery death sticks. Yeah, Ophelia haaaattteed bees and wasps and such! Long story short, one stung her when she was five and it scarred the Ravenclaw for life.

Anyway, the sad little tomato. She could always grab another one, right? Actually, that sounded like a better idea. Man, the kid was a drama queen over here.

Following the tradition of not looking at her selection, Ophelia grabbed the first thing she felt and was annoyed to find out it was a potato. Nope.

Deciding to sacrifice the heavy starch in favor for the light tomato, the blonde went looking for her wand, and was annoyed to find that she dropped it where she was sitting. Greeeat. That was going to have to be gotten.

Red was totally confused, 'cause she was supposed to be the captain's crew, and then they were fighting.... and she was still gathering food into her basket. Throwing food was so wasteful, especially when there were sick grandmothers in the world. At the captain's words, she glanced at herself, noticed she was wearing all red and... she was still on his crew.

Excellent. Who wanted to be on a team with someone called Pan?

Red watched the fighting, the pulverizing of perfectly good food, with interest, but she simply couldn't bring herself to destroy the food. Instead, she seated herself primly on the floor and began gathering the fallen fruits into the hem of her skirt. Who needed an apple? Captain? Crew mates?

"Arrrrr... apple?" She held one up for team red and blue to take. For healthful reasons.

One minute he was alone, under the desk, enjoying the not-really-real-icecream, and the next the grew even CRAZIER. Everyone yelling and arguing and then Maddie was there! Jump ship? Placing the ice cream on the ground he raised his hand. "Ayeaye!" Pirate talk! But really, it was loud and his ears hurt, and he couldn't even hear himself THINK, so time to go. Watching as Maddie picked up the paper airplane he quickly skimmed before following her to Toby and the others.

Maddie. Toby. CB. Thornton. Grayson? Good group he guessed, right? He stayed quiet (which really there was no reason TO be since it was already so loud) as Toby spoke about the plan. It was plan-like alright. But it seemed like it would take forever. And he was wanted to leave NOW.

"Ooooooooor we can do this-" Raising his wand the second year pointed it right at the Professor. "AGUAMENTI!!!!!!!"

A SURE fire way to get the mans attention, right?

Running probably needed to happen.

Now it was time to fling some food at a Slytherin. Samantha had collected a banana from the table which she turned into puree by pointing her wand at the piece of fruit and saying, "Francesco!"

She then used a sweeping motion of her wand whilst saying, "Depulso!" This was a much better way of ensuring that the food hit the target. Soon enough, Sam saw her banana puree hit a Slytherin.