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Kyroh GRUNTED. And grunted some more. Grunt. Eh. GRUNT. grunt.

GRUNTGRUNT! If Grayson was a Yeti he would UNDERSTAND what the grunts meant and see that Kyroh-Star the Yeti was obviously saying 'Silly human. think that he can sound like a Yeti. Not even really hairy. "...Eh. Me think that is acceptable." GRUNT.

"Me no sick." Kyroh's eyes shone, and his hand covered his mouth as if he was about to giggle because he knew what Grayson meant but he DIDN'T. Because Yeti's didn't giggle. "All Yeti's go into Yeti Wrock. ALL Yeti's want to become FAAAMOUS and FAAABULOUS!" He GROWLED again. "Yeti's are born listening to wrock. In our blood. But not all Yeti's are good at wrock you see. Too much hair in Yeti's ears. But Star was LUCKY! Star born with less hair in ears. Went to school. Beat everyone. Voted MOST LIKELY TO WROCK! Kyroh did a SPIN on the table, almost falling over but not QUITE cause Yeti's didn't do that.

6?
 

Eating was DEFINITELY a thing that West approved of so he wrote that down too.

"Yeah, rhyming would be better for this I think.We just need a good rhyme pattern." West glanced around at the class, suddenly noticing how loud it was getting and how much silly there was. Stir crazy, people were.

Anyways, back to it, yeah? He started working on a verse. Hmmm.. hmmm....

"What about something like this...?"

He showed the parchment so far. The rhyming wasn't perfect but it was a good start. "You wanna write the chorus about how good Yeti's are? It doesn't have to rhyme the same pattern as these."

*insert all your quotes*
 

WAIT.

YETIS COULD SPEAK!?!

Simon rubbed his eyes, stunned by this discovery. What was more baffling to the boy was that he could understand them! Oh wait... Right, this was only just a skit so of course they could understand them, silly child.

Zahra Bruce was selling his own family to the hunters. He just blinked. "Why would you-?" he began and was cut off. HEY! he thought and folded his arms. Anyway.. Before Simon could EVEN try to negotiate with Mister Bruce and have a conversation, all chaos broke loose. One of the hunters, Marigold, flung themselves at the baby yeti, Sophie began converting money values, and Ethan a.k.a angry mama Yeti began knocking down chairs.

The Slytherin just stood with his mouth open for a second before nudging both Zander and Sophie. He had weighed the morals of the situation versus the money and his Slytherin instinct had kicked in. He smirked. "Let's get the big guy. The others look like that they're just going after the mother and the baby," he whispered. "Let's surprise him, alright?" The yeti would never see this coming!!

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Dima was oblivious to most of the silliness, considering he was like this ALL the time. The yeti hunts and interviews went unnoticed by him, for he was far too busy thinking of rhymes. What ELSE rhymed with yeti? Pretty? Maybe. Sorta. Did it matter, though? Their song had to cover ALL yetis, even those that were slightly less attractive. No discrimination!

A little distractedly, he looked over West's parchment and nodded some. That was AWESOME.

And it was his turn now? He grabbed for the pencil thingy. The rhyming MASTER was in the house, everyone.

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Other things are super cool, Though nothing can compare To meeting a cool yeti With white and shiny hair! They may look ferocious You might think you will die. But when you make a yeti friend I swear your heart will FLY!

Yes? Good? GREAT? "We should call it Yeti Friend." Mhm.

7 - Lemon said she can't post again for a while and to take some liberties
 

West figured while Dima was writing stuff, he could procure an instrument. Easy enough. He decided to go with a switching spell, since he could switch the ukulele he knew he had in his dorm with maybe... oh. His pencil. That'd be alright. West focused and did that, and by the time he had a ukulele in his hands Dima had written the chorus.

West picked it up and read over it.

"Looks good to me. Yeti friend it is." Mo was gonna love it.


West worked out a simple strum pattern and a decent tune for their Yeti song and then demonstrated it to Dima a few times. All good? So... they could sing it then. Right.

West started playing again and sang the whole thing right through with a first year's reedy voice for accompaniment. Showing the Yeti love and whatnot.

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It was a shame that Grayson WASN'T a Yeti. He was simply a Moustache Man who could ask the most personal questions and twirl his fake-moustache around as he did so. "Good. Maybe it'll be good enough for the Yeti laaaaaaaaaydies." Wink.

He was joking. Of course.

Lol.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

Sweet Merlin, what had this interview turned into? BAHAHAHAHA! Oh MAN, it had started off with a simple question and now they were talking about hairy ears?! LOOOOOL. Glendower had better appreciate all of this EFFORT that they were putting into their little interview. "Funny you should mention the word fabulous because we have juuuuuust the right thing to make you look even MORE so." And with that Grayson reached into the box and took out two feather boas, one for the Yeti and one for the pretend interviewer who wanted to feel JUST as cool. The feather boa -- a white one -- was placed right around Kyroh!Yeti's shoulders. "What do you think, Star? Feelin' fabulous yet?"

Here's hoping Kyroh had perfected his pout for la--

SWEET FREAKING MERLIN, SCABIOR. Grayson was startled at the almost fall and ALMOST reached out to stop the dude himself. Jeez. JEEZ. Way to SCARE the Slytherin. The guy's parents would march into school and Grayson would be dead. Worse than dead. ANYWAYS. He was goi to do what he did to any bro that almost fell and simply carry on as if nothing had happened. "It sounds like it was in Star's destiny to become a wrock star. Like it was written in the stars." GEDDIT? "But the MUGGLES didn't appreciate your wrock music, did they?"

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Where had that ukulele COME from? He had one of those in his pocket but not a piano? Though he could recall it somewhat from the Irie Room party. But Dima went along with it, doing his best to tune out the yeti skit still going on and West's strum pattern. Memorization. It had to HAPPEN, okay?

And he didn't do too bad of a job. When it was their turn to go up, the first year introduced them as West Odessa and that Dima kid, JUST like the paper said. Verbatim, see? Plus it sounded like a pretty cool band name. He might have botched up the lyrics he belted a bit and had to ad lib in certain spots, but even that was better than looking at the parchment.

As soon as they finished, he held his hand up. High-five! Remember how to do that, Mr. Ukulele?

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It was pretty fun to play actually. West even made kissy faces and crazy eyes at Mo between the verses and chorus. Because Yeti reasons. Doing this for YOU bro.

Once they were done West bowed and then, because the hand was there, he went ahead and gave Dima a high five. Done.

"Maybe my band can play it some time." He said, mostly kidding around.

Post #7
 

Yeti Ladies? Kyroh blinked, confusion taking over his face causing him to break character. "Why do you care about the Yeti ladies Grayson?" Kyroh whispered LOUDLY. Uhh....huh?

WAIT- Yeah. Not Grayson. Mustache man. Ahem.

Grayson's face was turning slightly red. Was the boy embarassed or just trying to hard not to laugh? Either way Kyroh bent down a little to accept the boa and grinned. Then GROWWWLLLEDD. "THIS DEAD FEATHER CREATURE LOOKS LIKE STAR'S FUR! Me like. So fabulous!! Both of us!!" Kyroh twirled again, THIS time managing to keep his balance. So don't worry Whitty, no more shocks for you.


"Yes. Me name is Star. Star no get your wizard humour." WEIRD WIZARD! Oh Muggle. MUGGGLES!!!!!!!???? Kyroh!Star began put his hand on his forehead and began to WAIL!!! Big growling, wailing wails. "WHAhahahahhahahwahahhahahahahahahhwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa Yeti wailing. Got it? "Muggles no appreciate any Yeti!Wrock music! Least of all Stars! Me tried to show them. Show them the way of Yeti!Wrock! But they threw stuff at me. Fire. So much fire. And flashes in me eyes. WAaaaahhaaaaaaahhaaaaaaa. MUGGLES NO LIKE ME YETI!WROCK" Kyroh attempted to do some pathetic newNEwnew's on his air guitar but he COULDN'T too much Yeti wailing.

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Grayson? GRAYSON?! "I'm not Grayson, I am Moustache Man! Look at this moustache that I keep trimmed and in tip-top condition." He even made a twirling motion on the side of his lips where he thought the moustache ended. Twirl twirl twirl! "Moustache Man KNOWS that Star probably gets all the Yeti ladies SO he wants to know your SECRET." C'mon, spill!

DON'T LAUGH, WHITTY.

But it was starting to become very hard not to when Kyroh was so in character. MAN. If all interviews went like this, Grayson would watch them a LOT more often. As it was, this was the BEST interview ever, mkay? "Even yetis should get their chance to look fabulous," he said, before dramatically flipping one end of his feather boa over his shoulder. How was THAT for acting?

This wasn't WIZARD humour, this was WHITTY humour. Because he was oh so WHITTY. GEDDIT? Heh, the fifteen year old was going to go ahead and explain himself wheeeeeen...........

............ there was wailing. Of course there was wailing.

His eyes widened as he glanced over at the Professor quickly. He hadn't caused this, mkay? Poor Yeti. Wailing. Moustache Man would PROBABLY be a sympathetic chap so, reaching over, Grayson patted Kyroh!Star's shoulder. "Those Muggles. Don't appreciate fine art, do they? Probably thought you were going to EAT them or skin them ALIVE." SIGH. This being sympathetic act was difficult, man. "Bet you don't want to real into Muggle rock NOW after the way they treated you." HE wouldn't. Give 'em a taste of their own medicine, Kyroh!Star.

Post #8
 

STAR GOT ALL THE LADIES!!!!

Did he really?

What would he do with them?

All of them?

All those ladies?

ANOTHER GRUNT FOR YOU! And he even showed his TEETH. "Me no tell secret! Moustache Man is not taking away all of my ladies!!" He NEEDED them ALL apparently! Especially now that he looked so fabulous!!!

"Whaaaaa" Kyroh rubbed at his Yeti eyes even though there were no real tears there. But PRETEND okay? "Yesss it's true!Me just wanted to show them good Yeti music! They all come. But they all run away. Like they no like Star's music! They think Star is going to eat them when me have a whole bunch of sheep!" Not YUCKY humans who were all boney with no meat on them! "Nonono. Me will always be into rock. Me want the world to know, Yeti's just want to WROCK." GOT THAT WORLD?! Got that from this interview? "GRRRRRRROWWWWWWL GRUNTGRUNGRUNGRUNNNNNT GROWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLL-" He leaned over and nudged Grayson. "That's a part of me new song. GRUNTGRUNTgunt. Me tried to show Muggles earlier." But....those ones ran away too. SIGH.

Was time nearly up already? Nessa had quickly glanced at her watch, shocked at how quickly time had gone by. Always seemed to have a way of doing that when they were in the middle of doing something fun. She knew there were still a few more groups to present and she gestured for the next group to come to the front of the room fort their turn in the proverbial spotlight.

SPOILER!!: Lux and Jasmine

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Originally Posted by Daydreamer11 (Post 11644275) So they were ready to begin. At the last minute, Jasmine had noticed a couple of teddy bears in one of the boxes. Picking them up, she handed them to Lux. "Here are some Yeti babies for you. That will give me something to steal." Checking to make sure their costumes were set, Jasmine said,"I guess we're ready." Raising her hand, Jasmine said, "We are ready to present". She waited for Lux and then walked to the center of the room. Then Jasmine began to talk, trying to set up the scene so the audience would understand what they were doing.....hopefully. Aaaaand Action! Jasmine began walking as if she was trudging through snow. She paused every few steps to look around. "Where are you Yeti? Come out, come out wherever you are.". More walking, more looking. "Come on Yeti. I've got four kids in the Wizarding University. I need to get paid. The potion makers need some Yeti parts for their potions." Poacher Jasmine walked closer to Yeti Lux, but hadn't seen her yet with only one good eye.

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Originally Posted by Squishy (Post 11644278) Taking the teddy bears from Jasmine, Lux eagerly walked up to the front with her friend so that they could do their presentation. To start off her part in the scene, she rocked the teddy bear babies in her arms as she gently GRRRRed at them. After a few moments, she placed her babies on the ground so that She could rummage for food. This would give Jasmine a chance to nab one of the teddy bears. Continuing to GRRRR, Lux acted out grabbing food from branches and stuff. What did Yetis eat anyway? Well, this one ate berries and so did her babies!

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Originally Posted by Daydreamer11 (Post 11644370) Jasmine was about to snatch Yeti Lux's second baby when she heard a noise. She turned around slowly and (cue audible gasp) her eyes widened in mock horror. The mama was back and she was not happy. Jasmine stood still trying to look horrified while the Yeti was on the rampage. "Oh no, the mama Yeti is back. Maybe I shouldn't have messed with her babies." When Lux slashed and scratched at her, Jasmine raised her hands to her throat. Then she dramatically fell to her knees. After giving several more gasps and choking sounds, Jasmine collapsed on the ground..........and "Cut". While it wasn't as fabulous as the infamous seagull death scene, Jasmine felt that she hammed it up pretty well.

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Originally Posted by Squishy (Post 11644394) It was SO hard not to laugh at Jasmine's death scene. Not that it was terribly done (Jasmine had been AMAZING), but it just was funny to be slashing about as a Yeti. This had to be almost as amazing as when the seagull had died during the first lesson. As soon as the skit was over, she helped Jasmine back up and then bowed for the audience. Bows were always given after a performance, and they had given a good one in her opinion. This was so much fun, and Lux wished that they could do this in every lesson! Professor Glendower was so cool.

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Originally Posted by Daydreamer11 (Post 11644304) Jasmine the Yeti poacher suddnenly stopped walking. Looking of into the near distance, a smile spread across her face. Spotting the unattended Yeti babies, Jasmine said, "Could I be so lucky?" She crept up slowly, keeping on the lookout for Lux the mama Yeti. "I'll just snatch one of these babies before the mother gets back.". Tiptoeing up to the babies, Jasmine reached down and grabbed one of the teddy bears. "You'll do nicely. I can get a pretty penny for your parts. Maybe I should grab your brother too, more money for me." Jasmine the poacher made the mistake of pausing too long to think about her greedy plan.

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Originally Posted by Squishy (Post 11644330) Yeti!Lux was done picking her berries and it was time for her to go back to her babies. Making her way back over to them, she spotted the evil Jasmine Yeti parts stealer trying to have off with her little babies. YETI!LUX WAS MAAAAAAD!! "RWAAAAAAR!!!" Stomping around and swiping with her claws, she saved her babies from the evil thief and slashed at her. "RWAAAAAAR!!!" This was giving Jasmine the death scene that she wanted, Lux thought as she continued to roar and hit with her claws.

Nessa turned her full attention on the pair of girls as they began to perform their skit. Ohh, this was going to be about how protective Yetis are about their children, wasn't it? Her beamy smile turned into a gasp as the "poacher" attempted to kidnap one of the babies.. and then the retaliation! Oh the drama.. and the death scene! "Wonderful job, seems quite an authentic recreation," she beamed at them as she applauded their efforts. That is just how she would imagine how fiercely protective those creatures could be.

SPOILER!!: Kyroh and Grayson

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Originally Posted by Kaos.Doodles (Post 11644282) Oh. Well background trees were important too so Kyroh bobbed his head to this. Alright Grayson! Good job Mr. Background tree! He couldnt SAY anything about that though. Or about Grayson being flattered because he was in YETI WROCK STAR MODE! Or..he was. Until the Slytherin held out his hand. "I did!!"Kyroh reached for the outstretched hand and SMACKED his hand right back. HIGH FIVE. GRIN! Oh wait. GRRRRRRRRRRRR. And modeling? YETI!Kyroh rolled his eyes. "Me Yeti musician. Me no model. GRRRRRRRRR" He lowered his voice as much as possible. Was that how Yeti's spoke? Who knew what Yeti's sounded like anyways? Yup. It was official. Yeti's official spoke like cavemen. He crossed his arms and LOOKED at the Professor. They were ready to PRESENT okay. OKAY! HE WOULD NOT BE KEPT WAITING! HE WAS A YETI WROCK STAR! "Name's Star. Star the Wrock Star." NOT Mr. Yeti Man. Kyroh GROWLED! Teeth showing and EVERYTHING. "Me was born like this Mustache man, readers eat your hearts out. Born YETI AWESOME." He GROWLED again before pretending to play a few keys on his air guitar, a few NEWneWnews and everything.

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Originally Posted by hermionesclone (Post 11644519) High fives were the FREAKING BEST. YEAH. THE HIGHEST OF FIVES FOR YOU, KYROH SCABIOR. Was it weird to think that he was proud of the eye-roll? This kid was going to go to places, man. Next step was the subtle art of sarcasm. By the time he reached adulthood, the young Ravenclaw was going to be one MIGHTY MAN, just you WATCH planet Earth. "Like this? GRRRRRRRR!" Cue a lame scary face impression. Teach him your ways, Yeti Kyroh. Grayson followed the kid's gaze and looked over at........ Glendower. 'Sup. Hey. Was she WATCHING their obviously brilliant interview? Star the Wrock Star? SNORT. What a NAME! Even better was Moustache Man. LOOOOOOOOOL. "Some sick--" Er. Wait. Interviewers wouldn't use slang words. MAN, this was going to hard, wasn't it? "You have some pretty impressive moves, Star. What made you go into Yeti Wrock? Did you struggle through Yeti school until you found your passion? Orrrrrrrrr did it come to you in a DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM?"

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Originally Posted by Kaos.Doodles (Post 11644553) Kyroh GRUNTED. And grunted some more. Grunt. Eh. GRUNT. grunt. GRUNTGRUNT! If Grayson was a Yeti he would UNDERSTAND what the grunts meant and see that Kyroh-Star the Yeti was obviously saying 'Silly human. think that he can sound like a Yeti. Not even really hairy. "...Eh. Me think that is acceptable." GRUNT. "Me no sick." Kyroh's eyes shone, and his hand covered his mouth as if he was about to giggle because he knew what Grayson meant but he DIDN'T. Because Yeti's didn't giggle. "All Yeti's go into Yeti Wrock. ALL Yeti's want to become FAAAMOUS and FAAABULOUS!" He GROWLED again. "Yeti's are born listening to wrock. In our blood. But not all Yeti's are good at wrock you see. Too much hair in Yeti's ears. But Star was LUCKY! Star born with less hair in ears. Went to school. Beat everyone. Voted MOST LIKELY TO WROCK! Kyroh did a SPIN on the table, almost falling over but not QUITE cause Yeti's didn't do that.

Next were another duo with another skit of sorts. Or an interview, which could prove fun. Well, they certainly took some liberties with this one. She was fairly certain there were no actual Yeti musicians but it was entertaining. Nessa wasn't sure if they were completely finished but class was nearly at an end. "Remember our objectives," she told them brightly, still beaming at their creativity. "We want to try to understand some of the reasons for statute breaches or the motives behind the Yeti's actual behavior." Not really to make things up that couldn't possibly exist, though she did have to agree that they were beginning to try to understand the misunderstood part and she could give them credit for that. But even though there was room for creativity, she did want an element of realism to truly understand their plight. "Very inventive and entertaining though," she said with a smile as she applauded them. "Nicely done."

SPOILER!!: Dima and West

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Originally Posted by lemon (Post 11644649) Dima was oblivious to most of the silliness, considering he was like this ALL the time. The yeti hunts and interviews went unnoticed by him, for he was far too busy thinking of rhymes. What ELSE rhymed with yeti? Pretty? Maybe. Sorta. Did it matter, though? Their song had to cover ALL yetis, even those that were slightly less attractive. No discrimination! A little distractedly, he looked over West's parchment and nodded some. That was AWESOME. And it was his turn now? He grabbed for the pencil thingy. The rhyming MASTER was in the house, everyone. Yes? Good? GREAT? "We should call it Yeti Friend." Mhm.

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Originally Posted by Tegz (Post 11644655) West figured while Dima was writing stuff, he could procure an instrument. Easy enough. He decided to go with a switching spell, since he could switch the ukulele he knew he had in his dorm with maybe... oh. His pencil. That'd be alright. West focused and did that, and by the time he had a ukulele in his hands Dima had written the chorus. West picked it up and read over it. "Looks good to me. Yeti friend it is." Mo was gonna love it. West worked out a simple strum pattern and a decent tune for their Yeti song and then demonstrated it to Dima a few times. All good? So... they could sing it then. Right. West started playing again and sang the whole thing right through with a first year's reedy voice for accompaniment. Showing the Yeti love and whatnot.

Was this their last group? It seemed to be and Nessa glanced at her watch again. Just enough time, perfect. She watched very attentively as the pair of boys began.. and somehow materialized a ukulele. How wonderful! Perhaps she should have rolled her piano in from the other room. She hadn't really thought of that, but perhaps it could have been utilized. Trying to bring her wandering mind back to the present, she kept her brown eyes on the boys as they began to sing and play. Such a catchy tune it was, and rather clever lyrics. "Well done!" she beamed at them both and applauded as they finished. She did love musical renditions and they did have some talent there.


"Fantastic job, everyone!" She grinned at the class as the lesson was now over. "I hope you all have learned a little more about Yeti behavior and their motivation behind it." Hmm, they didn't get as into Statute of Secrecy breeches as she would have liked, but the creative activity part always seemed to take up the bulk of the lesson. As long as they found fun in learning something. "Class is now dismissed. I hope you all have a nice.. summer." Um.. yeah, hopefully it would be summer or they wouldn't be stuck here, still snowed in, for summer. "And seventh years, good luck in all you do, it was a privilege to teach you your last year here."

OOC - Thanks for coming everyone! Class is over now. Feel free to RP finishing up, leaving, whatever.. I'll close this thread in a few hours.

Post #8
 

SNORT. Moustache Man taking away all of his ladies. LOOOOOOL. Merlin, was this even KYROH?! "But our readers want to KNOW. What if THEY want to pick up Yeti ladies too???" HMMMM? Eyebrow wiggle. Can't let the readers down, now CAN we, Star?

Oh freaking Merlin, if the guy was ACTUALLY crying, he might do something weird. Like make Grayson feel obliged to give him a hug or whatever. For now, he was simply getting sympathetic looks. Maybe even shoulder pats, too. "Heard Muggles can be a CRUEL bunch. Don't you let it get to you, Star. Eat SHEEP in front of them, next time. But, of course, the company does NOT endorse that. Here at Wrock Music Ltd, WE believe in a very calm but EDGY approach." Whatever THAT was. But that didn't mean that Star Yeti couldn't show them a bit of teeth. "WE appreciate your new song and Moustache Man is going to buy a copy for HIMSELF. Buy the whole album too and then BLAST it for the Muggles to hear." Uh huh.

"Andddddddd.......... End scene! WE DID IT!" High five?

Apparently Glendower thought so too, seeing as it was the end of the lesson. AND they got inventive and entertaining for their performance. Good. He couldn't act, you know? And he certainly thought that Kyroh had been entertaining enough with his Yeti music.

ANYWAYS. "Thanks for the lesson, Professor!" Really. It had been FUN. And HE had had fun whilst acting. Surprise surprise.

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WHAT??

"Excuuuuuuuuuuse you two but no one would lay a hand on that THIEF if she wasn't STEALING our Yetis!" She yelled toward Zander in as pompous a voice as she could muster.

"And you can't say they aren't ours because you came and found us with them! Get rid of that girl before we tie her up with the Mama and baby yeti like we plan to!!!" See how generous she was being about the whole thing? He could keep his fake girlfriend, they could go find shiny rocks and her expedition team could become sickeningly rich on yeti pelts and parts. Perfect so long as they didn't mess it up but muggles had a way of doing that.

And what was with the pencil? Was it a wand too? Did muggles steal a wand?? AWH MAN, ultimate breech of secrecy right there.



They could KEEEEEEPP them?? Like for real???? "YES! WE'LL BE RICH, RICH I SAY!!" Having been freed from the clutches of the Mama Yeti she turned to Bruce. "Could make use of you too. People would pay big for a Yeti show. Got'ny talents we can exploit?" Genuine question here. They were already taking the family, might as well see if the Papa had use too.

Least he'd be kept alive. Bright side much?



And in light of recent events, Lex was now inclined to agree and yell with this one here. They had rights to the Yeti family now...that they weren't meant to be understanding...and so this was all completely fair and legal--unless wizarding law said otherwise but that was another worry for another time once they were out of this snow mountain of death.

"Be sure they don't get away! Two will make us very happy!"



Like that. They were meant to prevent THAT from happening. Being as dramatic as possible, Lex pretended to wad through the snow over the mama trying to save her baby then TACKLE (being careful not to hurt Ethan because yikes and the Hospital Wing was kinda far too....). "You're coming with us now! Didn't you hear your husband?"

This wasn't very good planning though...she never brought the rope with her and without the rope she couldn't fake!cast a binding spell so she simply clung and tried using extra super human strength that didn't exist to pull the Yeti away.

"Cooperate and we'll be sure they make the cutest coat out of you. You'd like that, wouldn't you?" Of coooourse she would. It'd be a vast improvement!!

And who was grabbing the baby??



Lex just KNEW they were thieves, knew it all along and now the girl was using incorrect pronouns and calling dibs. "THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS UP HERE AND YOU BE CAREFUL WE DON'T GET YOU LOST AND LEAVE YOU TO THE OTHER YETIS." Assuming there were more. There couldn't only be three on this entire mountain that would be naive thinking.

They'd come back for the rest later but today's troubles were enough....more than enough when you added the muggles.

"Now get out of here, you're ruining this for us!"

And again they had what could have been wands. Did they disarm a wizard and take them? How even?

WHAT WAS THIS MADNESS HERE TODAY??


Oh...but then the class was over and the madness by association was over too. Lex released Ethan and began packing things back in the props box before grinning at them all. "That was epic." So they all knew.

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Marigold reluctantly released Z's legs when the end of class was over. Previously, she had been making more meany faces at Sophie the stealer and other pep talk stuff to Cinna and Lex and Caleb, but now she just stood up and wiped off her pants. "Thanks for the AWESOME class, Professor!" she said.

That was a lot of fun you guys. XD
 

What? WHAAT?

Lex…is fast. Zelda was running away from her with Kiki, and she caught up by TACKLING him. Oh nooooo! She was sooooo! The mama and baby yeti were just a few yeti steps away from being secured when it all happened.

Zelda tried to budge from Lex’s grip, and realized that her bear grip wasn’t as tight as she expected. This gave her time to actually listen to the hoomans shout at each other. HOOMANS are WEIRD. Were the geo-tracking people trying to help them Yetis? No, it doesn’t look like it because the female HOOMAN dared to charge them with a wand…or…stick? Why is she with a stick? Zelda pointed her Yeti hand at the woman (Sophie) and laughed. “GROARARHORRHAAAAAAAAAAARHOOR!!!” Does she really think she’d get her with a stick? REALLY?

Apparently, Zelda was so entertained with the exchange of shouts; because shouting is mooosic to her ears, that she unlatched herself from Lex’s grip and stood by her. She even clapped for them, thinking that the hoomans were doing their own…uh…dance or ritual that SHE and BRUCE were doing earlier. SHOUTING! What joy! Oh but…but. The hoomans stopped!

Zelda got confused and scratched her Yeti bum in annoyance.

…and class is over??! WHAAAAAAT? NOOOOO. Ethan got his mask off and grinned at Lex. “That was fun.” The Slytherin also looked at the others and gave them all a thumbs up. Oh and…who was his first year…

OHMYMERLIN?! PROFESSOR CASSIE WAS BABY KIKI??! NO. WHAT? HOW?

Ethan failed to mask his shock as he gaped at the Divinations professor and the…BRAIDING he did on her hair. Ohmya;fjadsjfkdjfkdljfaslkdfjdsklf. OH NO! And…gosh, he even dragged her across and around the classroom…and...justburyhimalivewillya?

“Professor? Ma’am?” Oh Merlin help this boy. “I’m soooooo sorry. I didn’t know it was you! You see I forgot to put holes on my mask and didn’t know I dragged a professor…” Eeeeeek. Is he in trouble? “…I…hope you enjoyed it though.” Ethan looked up at the woman and gave her his sweetest smile. “…andI’msorryaboutyourhair.” Please don’t kill him. “You—you can have this!” he added as he offered Cassie his boootiful Yeti mask.

You know, souvenir?

Why was he looking at her like that. Cassie was grinning from all the excitement and fun. So when she saw Ethan's look she was curious. "Yes" Giggles hit her with his apology, "Why are you apologizing. That was soooo fun!" She snapped with approval. "You two did a wonderful job at being parent Yetis." She only hoped she did a good job at being the baby. She wasn't an actress like her bestie.

Her hair? Oh the braiding. "No.. no don't say your sorry. It was just for fun and you did such a wonderful job!" Hogwarts needed a theater event and put some of these students in roles. Nessa would do soo great at that sort of thing she just knew it! "Thank you all for the fun, have a good rest of your day. "

Speaking of Nessa she moved towards her bestie "OHMYGOD" her arms just might be flailing with excitement and snapping. [b] "This class was soooo fun! You do such a great job!"[b]

So...he's not in trouble? Because Professor Cassie was snapping away and giggling at the same time! Merlin, she's got talent doing two random things in one go, yeah? Ethan simply beamed...and sighed internally knowing that he's not in trouble. You see, if this happened in his old school, he'll be done for. His old professors aren't exactly excitable, and cool as the ones in Hogwarts.

"Thank you, Professor Cassie." he said as he did a graceful bow...you know, the sort you'd see during a company bow in theaters.



Aaaaand DONE! FIN! After fixing the mess he made with the chairs, Ethan collected his things, stuffed them inside his bag and approached the History professor, popping up his coat's collar once more. "That was an interesting case, Miss Glendower. Watson and myself were very thrilled to be part of it. You have our utmost gratitude." Ethan Holmes said with an air of arrogance in his voice, just like the famed detective. "Until next time." Holmes gave their client a nod and turned to look for his Doctor. "Doctor WATSON! Come along now. We have another case to solve! The game is afoot!" And with that, Ethan made his way towards the door, and waited for Simon.

There really is no case to solve. The growing boy is just hungry, and needs to be fed.