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You've been bad and then bad some more. What's your problem, hooligan? This is your place to learn the rules, learn some manners, and learn how to act properly while attending Hogwarts. Be prepared.
Did giving Students The Eyebrow Backfire on him? he was sure it'd intimidate the Kids not to vote on him in fear. Hrmmmm oh well. Orsino came back in and noticed The Ancient Prof standing before a few other students. REALLY!?!?!
Wow the kids really are messed up. They'd pie an Old Man, and himself, commonly mistaken to be Half-Giant.
No Mercy, and no Fear.
Taking his spot beside the Old Professor, Kirby gave him a nod. "You too huh?" The Groundskeeper crossed his arms and gave a glare to the three Students in front of them. One last attempt to prevent being pied. He should not have had agreed to this. These weren't even Breakfast Tarts, just old whipped cream pies.
... oh wow, this was such a stupid choice from the students. They wanted to pie a big man? Wow. Even if this was for fun, this was not the wise choice. "Uh-huh. Thank Merlin today is a good day for my knees." He chuckled, and relished in the feeling that the big man was next to him. He was like a tower, any pie would reach him first before it splashed on Botros.
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Bunz was next in line and she shuffled into the dungeons looking nothing short of sorry for herself. Really though, it was the kids about to pie her that should feel sorry. Didn't they REALIZE the mountain of trouble they were about to cause for themselves? Not to mention the HEAPS of time she was going to have to spend washing out her hair and cleansing her pores after this madness.
She came to a shuffle-stop beside the Groundskeeper, and folded her hands loosely behind her back. Annie gave a small sniffle whilst looking in Cossy's direction, then a somber, pleading 'please avoid my pretty face' look to HEAD GIRL Ella. The firstie or whatever Gryffindor, the little golden badger, the brunette, mischievous-looking Ravenclaw, and the old but apparently not wise Slytherin each received puppy-dog faces of begging as well.
Really, though, children, whyyyyyyy had they picked on herrrrrrrr? *lib wibble*
Now this was even a stupider choice. Who pied the woman of this castle? Did they know this was the one responsible for their accommodations here? She could easily ask the house-elves to sprinkle itchy poweder in their beds and no one could even do anything. Botros wanted to pet her hand and console her, she looked like she was sucking on a sour lemon on the other side of Kirby's body.
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Maybe he didn't know what 'pieing' meant? Maybe he thought it was EATING pies like it probably meant in his era? Because--surely--why else could he be smiling? It didn't make sense. It was completely senseless. Cosgrach just STARED at the man with mouth agape, and didn't even bother to return the smile or wave. Should he... explain him what exactly it meant? No one would hold it against him, y'know. The younger man seriously considered it for a moment--urging him to get out of there before it happened--but he was distracted by...
Botros didn't understand why the Potions Master was looking at him like that...?! He wasn't complaining like a woman or whining like a kid. He was going to take the pies smiling. He was sure the kids meant no harm. This was the student-teacher barrier he wanted to break.
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Sophia could not belieeeeve that she got dragged into this. All in the name of...well she wasn't even sure. All in the name of academics. Yes she would just pretend like this was going towards something important, so she wouldn't feel like an absolute fool.
Pied in the face... Ugh she met those students would just wet themselves with excitement.
Sophia stood next to Bunz and waited...anxiously and impatiently. She couldn't promise not casting a shield charm out of sheer reflexes if a pie came to her face...just saying.
The woman with high class and etiquette was probably expected. Kids hated rules and those manners, they rebel against them. This was probably their way of expressing this rebellion. Too bad it had to be on this respectful woman.
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This was NOT how Cece wanted to spend her night. She had NOT volunteered to have anything thrown at her, let alone nasty, disgusting, rotting FOOD! She quite specifically remembered telling Bunz she did NOT want to be on that ballot, yet here she was, lining up to let these little heathens throw food at her.
Reluctantly following along, she stood in line slightly behind next to Sophia. She then GLARED out at the students standing there waiting to throw that rot her way. If any of them valued their health, they would NOT be throwing anything at her. They would ALL aim for that red headed leader of theirs that thought this was such a great idea.
Yeah Bunz. We're talking about you.
Another incredibly stupid choice from the students! Who'd pie the woman responsible for their well-being?? Merlin, if Botros could teach wisdom to those kids, he would have. He shook his head to himself before turning his attention to the discussion between the Gryffindor boy and the stuttering headmistress. And he couldn't help it, Ab laughed heartily at the way things was upside down, the headmistress negotiating with a kid.
OH! There was Ms. Brown over there. Botros gave her a smile and a nod. Did she look upset to everyone else or was it just him?
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Womp, womp, womp. So the professors didn't want to get pie in their face, who did? All she knew was that she was looking forward to being the one to throw the pies. Hannah wasn't scared about anything that might happen to her. This was her last year at Hogwarts and she could endure anything for that amount of time. If anything the seventh year had her sights on the ones who seemed to hate being here. How many pies did she get to throw anyways? Not able to keep the question to herself, Hannah blurted out. "How many turns do we get?" She needed to set up a strategy after all.
Who deserved it the most. Would all of them be an acceptable answer? Hannah rubbed her hands together and eyed down all of the professors. Who would be her victim?
Oh we're bribing now are we? Ella Bishop You're In Here!
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... oh wow, this was such a stupid choice from the students. They wanted to pie a big man? Wow. Even if this was for fun, this was not the wise choice. "Uh-huh. Thank Merlin today is a good day for my knees." He chuckled, and relished in the feeling that the big man was next to him. He was like a tower, any pie would reach him first before it splashed on Botros.
Kirby let a loud laugh. He wasn't sure the Ancient Prof was joking but he certainly seemed to be enjoying himself either way. "Who knows, maybe the whipped cream is good for wrinkles." He nudged the man, and let out a softer laugh. If the guy can joke about his own age, he wouldn't mind a small jab from a colleague. No offence meant at all.
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...the groundskeeper, who, very rudely, ignored him. At least he didn't ignore the students but rather glared at them. Cosgrach wasn't going to do more than just a nod towards his direction, since he was the older man here that should be shown more respect.
Yeah, he was pretty grumpy. Don't mind him.
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Sophia could not belieeeeve that she got dragged into this. All in the name of...well she wasn't even sure. All in the name of academics. Yes she would just pretend like this was going towards something important, so she wouldn't feel like an absolute fool.
Pied in the face... Ugh she met those students would just wet themselves with excitement.
Sophia stood next to Bunz and waited...anxiously and impatiently. She couldn't promise not casting a shield charm out of sheer reflexes if a pie came to her face...just saying.
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This was NOT how Cece wanted to spend her night. She had NOT volunteered to have anything thrown at her, let alone nasty, disgusting, rotting FOOD! She quite specifically remembered telling Bunz she did NOT want to be on that ballot, yet here she was, lining up to let these little heathens throw food at her.
Reluctantly following along, she stood in line slightly behind next to Sophia. She then GLARED out at the students standing there waiting to throw that rot her way. If any of them valued their health, they would NOT be throwing anything at her. They would ALL aim for that red headed leader of theirs that thought this was such a great idea.
Yeah Bunz. We're talking about you.
Merlin's Toned Triceps was it because they were Slytherin that they were all so grumpy. Hey Potions Master, you're not getting pied. Put a smile on, or give a quick smirk. "Culloden." Orsino responded to the man's nod in his direction. He felt bad for Bellaire only out of the two who just came in. Poor woman was only just concerning herself with Grey Hairs, now she's getting pied. Healer, she deserved it...Girding Potion...really?...That Grudge will never leave.
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Annie was doing her best to drag up the crocodile tears now. Maybe if she looked sad and heartbroken and pathetic, instead of defiant like the others, no one would hit her in the face with a pie? It was worth a try. Look, her mournful expressions were working on Cossy and Ella.
Surely Erin's niece wasn't there to pie her too? SAY IT AIN'T SOOOO!
The redhead audibly sniffled when she was addressed by the baby Gryffindor. He just looked so young, she couldn't help it.
"Fff-five THOUSAND points?" the Headmistress repeated the boy with hoarse astonishment. "Bbbut that would bbreak the house pppoints counter!" Did she sound sniffly enough? "What about 500 i-i-instead?"
Just to be sure she was really selling the pathetic!Headmistress routine, Annie leaned into Kirby and wiped her nose on his sleeve. That was the highest part of him that she could reach, anyway.
Hiccup! Take pity on mee, see, woeee is meeeeee I'm too beautiful to be pied!
It was totally working. Cosgrach would probably throw himself in front of any pies aimed in her direction any minute now.... once he started this thing.
Was the Anastasia actually agreeing to handing out 500 points!?!?! Whoaaa...okay. Okay so Bunz started the game, he'll just join in now too.
Who to Bribe, who to bribe. Ah-Ha! The Head Girl, she helped him collect Honey! "You there! Head Girl, I will give you a year supply of my Home Made Honey if you direct all of your pies to..." He paused before finishing his sentence and nudged his head and a thumb in the direction of the Healer.
eww...He liked this shirt. Kirby...he didn't know what to do with a wibbling Headmistress to his side. "S'just pies." He said as he lightly patted the Red's head.
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Oh look, the Healer and the Transfig Professor was here too. Michael looked up and down the line of Professors trying to decide which one he wanted to throw a pie at. Which one would give him the least amount of trouble?
His gaze went to the Headmistress when she spoke and he gave her a slightly disbelieving look. Really? She was the Headmistress, surely she could do whatever she wanted. Five hundred though would still put Gryffindor in first place. "Five hundred it is then."
Don't go back on your word Bunz or you'll find flobberworms in your next meal.
Oh good, the little lion wasn't contesting her fib line about the house points counter breaking. "Five hundred it is!" she squeaked, "but IF and ONLY IF you keep all the pies off my face!" Otherwise... it would be -500 for the boy, and possibly a detention too, if she could get away with it.
She looked up fearfully at Kirby as his giant hand pat-patted her head, and closed her eyes to brace herself for the rotten toppings soon to come her way. "It's just pie, it's just pie," she chanted to herself. "It's just pie, it's just pie..."
Wait, was the groundskeeper trying to bribe INCORRUPTIBLE Head Girl Bishop over there?! That was her strategy, not his! The redhead popped one eye open and sharply elbowed the large man. Oi, stop stealing her tactics!
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Sir Nicholas floated over to the Hooligan hole for pieing of a few selected professors.
He didn't neccessarily approve of the notion since good pies would be wasted but if it amused the student's and professors so be it.
Hovering over to a good viewing place Sir Nicholas waited and watched. Where was the Friar, Baron and Grey Lady? The lady he could understand if she decided to sit this pieing out but not the others.
Her expression softened a little at the squeeze on her shoulder, then Sophie turned to offer the Potions Master a remorseful frown. Her previous excitement over the Headmistress being chosen was completely wiped away because of Botros being there. THAT was no fun.
Who in their right mind had even voted for him? Were they CRAZY? Or did they think it was a popularity contest? Or did they put him as a joke and they didn't really think he'd get enough votes? Or did they, too, think the man was going to get to just EAT the pie?
So sad. "I'm glad you're not over there," Sophie told him lightly, as if they at least had something to be thankful for in this moment. If he had been on the ballot and gotten chosen, Sophie would already be standing in front of him to defend his honor. There was no way she'd let that happen. It was probably her unspoken duty as his protege anyway.
...Could she do the same for Botros? "Should I go tell him what's going to happen? Or d'you think it'd hurt his pride if I went in front of him? Like a shield?" It was a pathetic-sounding question, but her gaze was locked on the Runes professor and she couldn't stop frowning at him. "'cause he looks kind of... ready, and happy to be there, and I don't want him to get blindsided." She didn't understand it, if he DID know what was going to happen, but maybe Culloden did and could give her some insight on whether or not she could go defend the old man.
If he advised against it, yep. She was leaving like a total party pooper.
Cosgrach nodded gravely. He was BEYOND glad he wasn't there to be pied, but just to oversee it. He didn't answer her question right away, but examined the situa--
"You are NOT getting pied!" As sternly as that sounded! He even frowned at her to emphasise his point. Botros and Annie there was terrible enough, and maybe Sophie and Kirby too, so he wasn't going to see his protege being pied as well.
"We discussed it thoroughly. I think he really wants to be there." Fully knowing what would happen. It was sad. Stupid. Unintelligible. But fact. True. Right there.
He... had to start it soon.
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Merlin's Toned Triceps was it because they were Slytherin that they were all so grumpy. Hey Potions Master, you're not getting pied. Put a smile on, or give a quick smirk. "Culloden." Orsino responded to the man's nod in his direction. He felt bad for Bellaire only out of the two who just came in. Poor woman was only just concerning herself with Grey Hairs, now she's getting pied. Healer, she deserved it...Girding Potion...really?...That Grudge will never leave.
Cosgrach returned the nod and looked like he was going to say something, but the brats students were getting impatient, so he moved to the centre a little to address them.
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Weak old man... Weepy little ginger....suddenly the selection got even more delectable "Do we get to choose?" Oh yeah she is now figuratively licking her chops.
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Not able to keep the question to herself, Hannah blurted out. "How many turns do we get?" She needed to set up a strategy after all.
"The rules are," he roared to get their attention, because he was going to explain it for only once: "You won't take turns but pie at once from this selection of ghosts' choice," he indicated to the rotten, smelling pies and wrinkled his nose. They really was terrible! "You have two minutes." He moved away to the side to oversee it, checked his watch and said "GO!"
Last response to Mikey and throwing the opening pie
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“Oohhhh was that supposed to burn?” the brunette mockingly crooned at the Lionboy. “It didn’t.” she smiled ever so sweetly. Yeah she can afford to say that, blue robed as she was. In her mind she wasn’t compelled to be all rah rah for Ravenclaw--no badge see? So she’s off the hook natch.
But oh what is this, the Groundskeeper getting in on the act as well? Huxley dark gaze darted to the other Professors in the line up then gave them a knowing look and a peculiar smirk. Anybody else wants to prove their net worth to be more than 500 points and a years’ supply of honey? She’s taking requests.
But oh Potions Man now barking out the orders. Wait what? No turns? No list? Just throw? Get as much in under two minutes is that it?
Huxley picked up a pie. Eww nose wrinkley stuff. She looked at the line up and wondered who to aim at first. And then she noticed—everybody seems to be using the Groundskeeper as their shield. Well then...
“This one’s for you honey.” She giggled sweetly and aimed straight and high for the Groundskeeper’s eyes.
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Cosgrach nodded gravely. He was BEYOND glad he wasn't there to be pied, but just to oversee it. He didn't answer her question right away, but examined the situa--
"You are NOT getting pied!" As sternly as that sounded! He even frowned at her to emphasise his point. Botros and Annie there was terrible enough, and maybe Sophie and Kirby too, so he wasn't going to see his protege being pied as well.
"We discussed it thoroughly. I think he really wants to be there." Fully knowing what would happen. It was sad. Stupid. Unintelligible. But fact. True. Right there.
He... had to start it soon.
"The rules are," he roared to get their attention, because he was going to explain it for only once: "You won't take turns but pie at once from this selection of ghosts' choice," he indicated to the rotten, smelling pies and wrinkled his nose. They really was terrible! "You have two minutes." He moved away to the side to oversee it, checked his watch and said "GO!"
Two minutes had started.
FROWN. Sophie crossed her arms and gave Culloden an indignant look. Part of her was kind of relieved that the man seemed to care so much that he didn't want it to happen to her, but she was still more than willing to sacrifice herself for the Runes professor. She had a feeling, though, that if she still tried to go make a run in front of Botros, Culloden would expect that from her and hold her back. Or be disappointed that she disobeyed, as noble as she wanted to be.
So she didn't have much of a choice.
Everyone was present and ready to go, it seemed, and Sophie's arms crossed tighter over her chest as she let out a defeated, annoyed huff. She instinctively moved off to the side alongside the Potions Master, but as he told the chosen students to go ahead, she leaned into Culloden and whispered, "You're right. I'm not gonna watch this - I think I'm gonna go leave a present in his office to make him feel better when he gets back there. Don't get hit, okay? I'll see ya." Turning her gaze away entirely so she wouldn't even catch a glimpse of the start of the two minutes, Sophie headed out of the dungeons, having had enough of the party. More than enough.
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Cosgrach returned the nod and looked like he was going to say something, but the brats students were getting impatient, so he moved to the centre a little to address them. "The rules are," he roared to get their attention, because he was going to explain it for only once: "You won't take turns but pie at once from this selection of ghosts' choice," he indicated to the rotten, smelling pies and wrinkled his nose. They really was terrible! "You have two minutes." He moved away to the side to oversee it, checked his watch and said "GO!"
Two minutes had started.
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“This one’s for you honey.” She giggled sweetly and aimed straight and high for the Groundskeeper’s eyes.
Wait the Pies were ROTTEN! Orsino thought these were regular Whipped Cream in a tin Pies. "I take what I said back Headmistress, These are NOT just Pies!" He attempted more silent persuasion by jabbing his finger continuelly in the direction of the Healer. Come on he made his offer! Do you know how long a year supply of Honey CAN actually last...a year, it was a year. Hence a Year Supply of it. "Two years worth!..." Just put all Pies towards your Healer!
.... "Honey what?" The Groundskeeper turned his head toward the Pie Firing Squad just in time to get a Tin tossed into his face. No one else could tell because of the tin and rotten pie in his face, but the Groundskeeper had the most epic look of disgust on. THESE PIES ARE TERRIBLE!
FROWN. Sophie crossed her arms and gave Culloden an indignant look. Part of her was kind of relieved that the man seemed to care so much that he didn't want it to happen to her, but she was still more than willing to sacrifice herself for the Runes professor. She had a feeling, though, that if she still tried to go make a run in front of Botros, Culloden would expect that from her and hold her back. Or be disappointed that she disobeyed, as noble as she wanted to be.
So she didn't have much of a choice.
Everyone was present and ready to go, it seemed, and Sophie's arms crossed tighter over her chest as she let out a defeated, annoyed huff. She instinctively moved off to the side alongside the Potions Master, but as he told the chosen students to go ahead, she leaned into Culloden and whispered, "You're right. I'm not gonna watch this - I think I'm gonna go leave a present in his office to make him feel better when he gets back there. Don't get hit, okay? I'll see ya." Turning her gaze away entirely so she wouldn't even catch a glimpse of the start of the two minutes, Sophie headed out of the dungeons, having had enough of the party. More than enough.
... wait, what, she was leaving? Botros waved at her back, then scratched his head and his light white beard. Hmmm. Girl be upset.
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Kirby let a loud laugh. He wasn't sure the Ancient Prof was joking but he certainly seemed to be enjoying himself either way. "Who knows, maybe the whipped cream is good for wrinkles." He nudged the man, and let out a softer laugh. If the guy can joke about his own age, he wouldn't mind a small jab from a colleague. No offence meant at all.
Botros roared with laughter, and nodded. "I sure hope those fungus in those pie do my wrinkles more good to my back." Because he was definitely gonna get a sore back if the throwing was... fierce.
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"The rules are," he roared to get their attention, because he was going to explain it for only once: "You won't take turns but pie at once from this selection of ghosts' choice," he indicated to the rotten, smelling pies and wrinkled his nose. They really was terrible! "You have two minutes." He moved away to the side to oversee it, checked his watch and said "GO!"
Two minutes had started.
OH MERLIN OH MERLIN OH MERLIN. Why was he suddenly so nervous???? Botros squeezed his eyes shut and instinctively raised his arms in a defensive move to protect his face... his shoulders were shaking with contained laughter.
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But oh Potions Man now barking out the orders. Wait what? No turns? No list? Just throw? Get as much in under two minutes is that it?
Huxley picked up a pie. Eww nose wrinkley stuff. She looked at the line up and wondered who to aim at first. And then she noticed—everybody seems to be using the Groundskeeper as their shield. Well then...
“This one’s for you honey.” She giggled sweetly and aimed straight and high for the Groundskeeper’s eyes.
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Wait the Pies were ROTTEN! Orsino thought these were regular Whipped Cream in a tin Pies. "I take what I said back Headmistress, These are NOT just Pies!" He attempted more silent persuasion by jabbing his finger continuelly in the direction of the Healer. Come on he made his offer! Do you know how long a year supply of Honey CAN actually last...a year, it was a year. Hence a Year Supply of it. "Two years worth!..." Just put all Pies towards your Healer!
.... "Honey what?" The Groundskeeper turned his head toward the Pie Firing Squad just in time to get a Tin tossed into his face. No one else could tell because of the tin and rotten pie in his face, but the Groundskeeper had the most epic look of disgust on. THESE PIES ARE TERRIBLE!
BAM. The sound of something his someone's face rang in Botros' ear, he felt like it was directed at him but since he didn't taste no fouly taste, he reckoned it was at the big man by his side. He didn't dare open his eyes or remove his protective arms from in front of his face, so he just patted the man's back awkwardly with his... elbow. Moral support.
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Sir Nicholas floated over to the Hooligan hole for pieing of a few selected professors.
He didn't neccessarily approve of the notion since good pies would be wasted but if it amused the student's and professors so be it.
Hovering over to a good viewing place Sir Nicholas waited and watched. Where was the Friar, Baron and Grey Lady? The lady he could understand if she decided to sit this pieing out but not the others.
Helena floated into the room just in time to see the first pie being thrown into the line of professors. At least he got the delicious pie in his face. She couldn't help but make a tiny, lady-like snort as she approached Sir Nicholas.
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Did these whiny professors and bribing students really think that their strategy would work? Did they not realize that there was more than just Gryffindors here? Oh yes, Hannah heard bits and pieces of the bribery that was taking place right in front of her even if her hearing was beginning to fail her. All she knew was that NO house was going to get 500 points on her watch... unless it was Slytherin of course.
The seventh year slowly made her way to pick up the foulest smelling pie, in her opinion, to toss. Not waiting for anybody to brace themselves, Hannah launched the pie as hard as her brittle bones would let her in very direction of her very own headmistress' face. She could only hope that it would be a direct hit and that the woman wouldn't be able to deflect it at the very last minute.
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What... what? "What do you MEAN, these aren't JUST PIES?" Yes, the Headmistress was no longer whispering... the tension was building, she could hear it, she could feel it in the air. She popped open both eyes just to give Cosgrach one more sad, puppy dog look, and then she crossed her arms tightly over her face and squeezed her eyes shut.
IT WAS BEGINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Did these whiny professors and bribing students really think that their strategy would work? Did they not realize that there was more than just Gryffindors here? Oh yes, Hannah heard bits and pieces of the bribery that was taking place right in front of her even if her hearing was beginning to fail her. All she knew was that NO house was going to get 500 points on her watch... unless it was Slytherin of course.
The seventh year slowly made her way to pick up the foulest smelling pie, in her opinion, to toss. Not waiting for anybody to brace themselves, Hannah launched the pie as hard as her brittle bones would let her in very direction of her very own headmistress' face. She could only hope that it would be a direct hit and that the woman wouldn't be able to deflect it at the very last minute.
Annie heard someone call out something about 'honey' and braced herself for impact. But... the pie didn't hit her. All she felt was a cold, trickling trail of something slimy go sliding down her neck. Ewww. Someone had hit the groundskeeper and it was definitely dripping down on her. "Ewewewewewewww," she squeaked, edging away from him a little bit.
But all the edging and covering of her face couldn't save her from what came next. BAM! A pie hit her arm square in the middle where she was covering her eyes and nose. A little even got into her mouth, unfortunately.
"EWWWW. OHMAGAWD, WHAT ARE THESE PIES MADE OF?" the redhead shouted, spitting out whatever had touched her tongue but not daring to remove her arms just yet. As badly as she wanted to see who had thrown that one, she was convinced that as soon as she lowered her shields, she would get another one in her face.
Her precious, pretty little face. *WIBBLE!*
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They were starting?!
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The first had been thrown and Ella just stood, staring. She didn't care if she was wasting time, these pies were gross! She couldn't mess up someone's hair and face with these pies. That wasn't nice! And honestly, the smart thing to do would to be for the Professor least likely to hex her which would be Botros but she'd NEVER do it. She couldn't Loyalty, y'know? He was one of her favorites. So instead Ella decided to go for someone she'd just met. Sorry, Mr. Groundskeeper. We liked you but...yeah.
And Ella picked up a pie and timidly eyed Mr. Kirby, feeling guilty already. She was just going to aim for his chest area, yeah? Not in his face which had already been pied, by the way.
He had been to busy trying to ome up with a smart retort for the Ravenclaw when pies started being thrown.
And of course it had to be a Slytherin that went for the Headmistress. Michael didn't have time to throw a shield charm in front of her. The pie smacked her straight in the face. There went their five hundred points which when you though about it wasn't much anyway. Those bloody Huffies would probably catch them anyway.
So Michael picked up a pie and eyed off the other two women, he was not throwing a pie at the old guy, trying to decide which one. He pulled back his arm before pushing it forward and letting fly straight towards the Transfiguration Professor.
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Originally Posted by Mell
He had been to busy trying to ome up with a smart retort for the Ravenclaw when pies started being thrown.
And of course it had to be a Slytherin that went for the Headmistress. Michael didn't have time to throw a shield charm in front of her. The pie smacked her straight in the face. There went their five hundred points which when you though about it wasn't much anyway. Those bloody Huffies would probably catch them anyway.
So Michael picked up a pie and eyed off the other two women, he was not throwing a pie at the old guy, trying to decide which one. He pulled back his arm before pushing it forward and letting fly straight towards the Transfiguration Professor.
Okay so Bunz getting pied was actually a little bit funny..even thought the woman was a good friend of hers. She really couldn't help the giggles though and was caught completely off guard as a stinking rotten pie slapped her on the side of her face.
"UUUUUUUUUUUUrrrrrrrrgh!" She spotted the guilty party and glared. "I hope you have made yourself comfy down here Michael Toussaint!" She wiped the pie off her face as much as she could.
"I expect a raise Annie." She muttered to the Headmistress.
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SPOILER!!: Keeper of the Grounds
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Originally Posted by DJ ExpelliarMOOSE
Wait the Pies were ROTTEN! Orsino thought these were regular Whipped Cream in a tin Pies. "I take what I said back Headmistress, These are NOT just Pies!" He attempted more silent persuasion by jabbing his finger continuelly in the direction of the Healer. Come on he made his offer! Do you know how long a year supply of Honey CAN actually last...a year, it was a year. Hence a Year Supply of it. "Two years worth!..." Just put all Pies towards your Healer!
.... "Honey what?" The Groundskeeper turned his head toward the Pie Firing Squad just in time to get a Tin tossed into his face. No one else could tell because of the tin and rotten pie in his face, but the Groundskeeper had the most epic look of disgust on. THESE PIES ARE TERRIBLE!
Oh! Bullseye! geddit? Huxley made an uncharacteristic little bounce on the balls of her feet before recomposing herself. But yeah had she any doubt her pie would miss? The guy was as large as a barn.
SPOILER!!: Lady of the Castle
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Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl
What... what? "What do you MEAN, these aren't JUST PIES?" Yes, the Headmistress was no longer whispering... the tension was building, she could hear it, she could feel it in the air. She popped open both eyes just to give Cosgrach one more sad, puppy dog look, and then she crossed her arms tightly over her face and squeezed her eyes shut.
IT WAS BEGINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Annie heard someone call out something about 'honey' and braced herself for impact. But... the pie didn't hit her. All she felt was a cold, trickling trail of something slimy go sliding down her neck. Ewww. Someone had hit the groundskeeper and it was definitely dripping down on her. "Ewewewewewewww," she squeaked, edging away from him a little bit.
But all the edging and covering of her face couldn't save her from what came next. BAM! A pie hit her arm square in the middle where she was covering her eyes and nose. A little even got into her mouth, unfortunately.
"EWWWW. OHMAGAWD, WHAT ARE THESE PIES MADE OF?" the redhead shouted, spitting out whatever had touched her tongue but not daring to remove her arms just yet. As badly as she wanted to see who had thrown that one, she was convinced that as soon as she lowered her shields, she would get another one in her face.
Her precious, pretty little face. *WIBBLE!*
So Groundskeeper was thumbing over to someone just before he got an eyeful. Who was he referring to? Huxley shifted her gaze when the wibbly ginger beside him turned into hollering banshee. Oh! Oh! Someone got the Headmistress-- and got her to clear out just a bit of the big guy too. The brunette picked up another pie and glanced to her side just as Bellaire got a face full. "Awww not gonna be earning your 500 points --Toussaint? Pity, I would've loved to see you try." because it would've been just as entertaining.
But Gingertop is in her sights now. Or would had she not had her arms up. Can she make a sharp angle and aim for that lovely hair? The dark eyed one sent her pie flying, but heck Headmistress was way smaller than the Groundskeeper and it fell short-- and looked to be heading for her shoes.
Oops.
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Okay so Bunz getting pied was actually a little bit funny..even thought the woman was a good friend of hers. She really couldn't help the giggles though and was caught completely off guard as a stinking rotten pie slapped her on the side of her face.
"UUUUUUUUUUUUrrrrrrrrgh!" She spotted the guilty party and glared. "I hope you have made yourself comfy down here Michael Toussaint!" She wiped the pie off her face as much as she could.
"I expect a raise Annie." She muttered to the Headmistress.
Okay he knew she shouldn't be smiling especially since he had just thrown a pie at a woman's face, but well he just couldn't help it. This was THE woman that makes all the students wait by the desks until she tells them that they can sit down, as though they were five year olds.
So yeah he wasn't feeling all the guilty right now.
"Now, now Professor that's not very sporting is it? You and the rest of the staff did come up with game after all." It wasn't his problem that they didn't think anyone would vote for them.
Thing was he didn't vote for any of these Professors but eh, he was having fun and he had just picked up another pie to throw at the Healer this time when he heard his name being spoken.
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Originally Posted by Steelsheen
So Groundskeeper was thumbing over to someone just before he got an eyeful. Who was he referring to? Huxley shifted her gaze when the wibbly ginger beside him turned into hollering banshee. Oh! Oh! Someone got the Headmistress-- and got her to clear out just a bit of the big guy too. The brunette picked up another pie and glanced to her side just as Bellaire got a face full. "Awww not gonna be earning your 500 points --Toussaint? Pity, I would've loved to see you try." because it would've been just as entertaining.
But Gingertop is in her sights now. Or would had she not had her arms up. Can she make a sharp angle and aim for that lovely hair? The dark eyed one sent her pie flying, but heck Headmistress was way smaller than the Groundskeeper and it fell short-- and looked to be heading for her shoes.
Oops.
Michael turned, pie in hand to look at the smart mouthed Ravenclaw. He was a pretty easy going guy, got on with everyone, didn't appear to have any enemies but this girl was really starting to tick him off.
"Is that so?" Well don't ever let it be said that he didn't accommodate his fans. "Well then open your eyes sweetheart because this is me trying."
He then threw the rancid pie straight at her face!
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Originally Posted by TakemetotheBurrow
They were starting?!
"But these aren't regular pi-" O______________________O
The first had been thrown and Ella just stood, staring. She didn't care if she was wasting time, these pies were gross! She couldn't mess up someone's hair and face with these pies. That wasn't nice! And honestly, the smart thing to do would to be for the Professor least likely to hex her which would be Botros but she'd NEVER do it. She couldn't Loyalty, y'know? He was one of her favorites. So instead Ella decided to go for someone she'd just met. Sorry, Mr. Groundskeeper. We liked you but...yeah.
And Ella picked up a pie and timidly eyed Mr. Kirby, feeling guilty already. She was just going to aim for his chest area, yeah? Not in his face which had already been pied, by the way.
And she threw it. EEP!
Orsino finally removed the pie from his face. Wiping away the Rancid Rotten Milk smelling cream off. "This stuff is awful...Gonna need a huge 3rd Breakfast after this." he continued to wipe away some remnant of the Pie from his face, and kept his ears open. Listening to the Headmistress squeak and yelp, and Bellaire threatening a kid.
Not bad...Well aside for the Rotten Pies. Then he felt something tickle his chest and looked down to see that another tin had made contact with him on his stomach it stayed for about one second before dropping to the floor. "Didn't feel a thing, come on. Bring it on!" he pounded his chest. "Get one right here!" He threw on a glare to the Five students...Game on Kids, game on!
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Originally Posted by Mell
Michael turned, pie in hand to look at the smart mouthed Ravenclaw. He was a pretty easy going guy, got on with everyone, didn't appear to have any enemies but this girl was really starting to tick him off.
"Is that so?" Well don't ever let it be said that he didn't accommodate his fans. "Well then open your eyes sweetheart because this is me trying."
He then threw the rancid pie straight at her face!
Oop! Where was this kids aim going!? Orsino whipped out his wand. Pointing it at the pie, and freezing it in mid-air. "Kid, your targets are here.". This Gryffindor didn't tryout for his Quidditch team did he? With that Orsino flicked his wand in and flung the pie in the direction of Healer Tillstorm...Then he pocketed his wand and stood straight. Wiping some of the whipped cream off his shirt.
She could hear loud voices all the way down the corridor, but it was one voice in particular that brought Marion floating into the dungeon. Gliding eagerly over the stone floor, she stopped in her transparent tracks when she saw her dear friend and former colleagues covered in ....... something.
"GOODNESS GRACIOUS HEAVENS ABOVE!" she exclaimed. "Annie, dear, what has happened to your face?"
NOTHING of this sort had ever happened during her time at Hogwarts. Wasting food was siiiiiimply ruuuuuuuuuuuude.
Still, that big bulky studmuffin looked might fine with all that cream on him. HO HOHOHOHOOOOOOOOoo!
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Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl
"EWWWW. OHMAGAWD, WHAT ARE THESE PIES MADE OF?" the redhead shouted, spitting out whatever had touched her tongue but not daring to remove her arms just yet. As badly as she wanted to see who had thrown that one, she was convinced that as soon as she lowered her shields, she would get another one in her face.
Her precious, pretty little face. *WIBBLE!*
Not wanting to waste time, but wanting to see if she managed a direct hit, Hannah stood in limbo for a second. All it took was a second. A smirk played on her lips as she noticed that not only did her pie connect, but that her dear headmistress ate some of it. HA! This was awesome, and Hannah very rarely got herself excited over anything that happened at Hogwarts.
Not wanting to waste any more time, and give her arms any more reason to protest, Hannah scooped up another pie. This time she had the professor that loved everything to be perfect in her line of vision. She was sure that a pie to the face would unhinge her. Oh well, it would bring Hannah joy and that was all that really mattered to her anyways. She cocked her arm back and sent her nasty pie flying hoping for another direct hit. "Take that!" professor of Transfiguration!
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Well. Botros had lowered his arms by now, he was simply dodging the aftereffect of pies thrown at his colleagues. He did wonder why students would put his name in if they weren't willing to pie an old man such as himself. Maybe they liked just looking at him laughing at with everyone else while this shenanigans were taking place?
Okay.
With his guard let down, Botros simply watched and swiped some pie off his left side where the Groundskeeper kept getting pied-- oh. No. He shouldn't have done that. Not the Healer. Uh oh.
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Originally Posted by Steelsheen
So Groundskeeper was thumbing over to someone just before he got an eyeful. Who was he referring to? Huxley shifted her gaze when the wibbly ginger beside him turned into hollering banshee. Oh! Oh! Someone got the Headmistress-- and got her to clear out just a bit of the big guy too. The brunette picked up another pie and glanced to her side just as Bellaire got a face full. "Awww not gonna be earning your 500 points --Toussaint? Pity, I would've loved to see you try." because it would've been just as entertaining.
But Gingertop is in her sights now. Or would had she not had her arms up. Can she make a sharp angle and aim for that lovely hair? The dark eyed one sent her pie flying, but heck Headmistress was way smaller than the Groundskeeper and it fell short-- and looked to be heading for her shoes.
Oops.
Ugh! So disgusting! Annie continued trying to keep her arms up while at the same time wiping pie off her cheeks and hair. She was going to take a BIG LONG BATH when all of this was over, a GREAT BIG LONG SOA---
"ANOTHER ONE? REALLY?!" the redhead's screeches were the equivalent of a merperson above water, now, she was so fired up. And so fillllllthy, so filthy. Look at her precious loafers! They were simply COVERED in pie!
She lowered her arms for a moment. "WHO THREW THAT," the redhead shot accusing glares at the student. "WHO DID IT? SPEAK UP CHILDREN, YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT SHY."
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Originally Posted by Marion Burbage
She could hear loud voices all the way down the corridor, but it was one voice in particular that brought Marion floating into the dungeon. Gliding eagerly over the stone floor, she stopped in her transparent tracks when she saw her dear friend and former colleagues covered in ....... something.
"GOODNESS GRACIOUS HEAVENS ABOVE!" she exclaimed. "Annie, dear, what has happened to your face?"
NOTHING of this sort had ever happened during her time at Hogwarts. Wasting food was siiiiiimply ruuuuuuuuuuuude.
Still, that big bulky studmuffin looked might fine with all that cream on him. HO HOHOHOHOOOOOOOOoo!
She had picked the wrong moment to lower her defenses, because her unobstructed, somewhat pie-covered face the saw one of her worst fears, materialized in the pearlescent and ghostly, right before her and calling her name.
"Marion?" the redhead squawked faintly, before she fell to the ground in a dead faint.
How shocking.
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The groundskeeper wasn't mad?
That was a relief and Ella even smiled a little at him, slightly amused. Seemed he'd been a smart target after all. Not so smart, him throwing a pie at the healer. He knew that she was the one he'd have to go to if his bees went all crazy and attacked, yeah? Merlin.
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Ella just stared at the woman...ghost...ghost woman for a moment or two with wide eyes because that was unexpected. Just, yeah.
What was she meant to be doing again? Pies. ...Right.
Another one was tossed this time though the Head Girl was a bit distracted. At least she knew that aiming in that general direction had been good. She definitely wouldn't have hit a fellow student.
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Originally Posted by Mell
Michael turned, pie in hand to look at the smart mouthed Ravenclaw. He was a pretty easy going guy, got on with everyone, didn't appear to have any enemies but this girl was really starting to tick him off.
"Is that so?" Well don't ever let it be said that he didn't accommodate his fans. "Well then open your eyes sweetheart because this is me trying."
He then threw the rancid pie straight at her face!
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Originally Posted by DJ ExpelliarMOOSE
Oop! Where was this kids aim going!? Orsino whipped out his wand. Pointing it at the pie, and freezing it in mid-air. "Kid, your targets are here.". This Gryffindor didn't tryout for his Quidditch team did he? With that Orsino flicked his wand in and flung the pie in the direction of Healer Tillstorm...Then he pocketed his wand and stood straight. Wiping some of the whipped cream off his shirt.
Huxley went to reach out for another pie-- but so something white and blurry in the last second. "AIIIIIIIEEEE!!!" she screamed as she whipped her head around to protect her face--
...... One eye opened, then another. Did it hit her hair?? Why didnt she feel anything? She turned her head around just to see the pie suspended in mid-air and was suddenly sent flying towards the Healer. Dark eyes starts looking around-- The Groundskeeper? Awww well then he gets a super RARE teeny tiny GENUINE smile from this brunette as she mouthed out the words Thanks honey.
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Ugh! So disgusting! Annie continued trying to keep her arms up while at the same time wiping pie off her cheeks and hair. She was going to take a BIG LONG BATH when all of this was over, a GREAT BIG LONG SOA---
"ANOTHER ONE? REALLY?!" the redhead's screeches were the equivalent of a merperson above water, now, she was so fired up. And so fillllllthy, so filthy. Look at her precious loafers! They were simply COVERED in pie!
She lowered her arms for a moment. "WHO THREW THAT," the redhead shot accusing glares at the student. "WHO DID IT? SPEAK UP CHILDREN, YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT SHY."
Awww she was really aiming for the Gingertop's crown. But given her reaction with her shoes it wasnt such a bad hit. Who knew the Headmistress had a thing for shoes eh eh? And now she was absolutely LIVID. Cackle!snorting at the sight, Huxley bit her lip and flashed those big innocent eyes "It was somebody who didnt get what he wanted and tried to take it out on your shoes Headmistress."
Thats for trying to pie a fellow pie-r Lionkid.
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