Okay .. why she chose an unusual place to do her homework ..

Moving Staircase in the first, then now in the bathroom which is still inhabited by Moaning Myrtle .. beat her own fear of ghosts, Aphrodite slowly entered the bathroom. She found a stack of dirty dust near the sink. She must be fast,

"Vacavus,"

she said, tapping her wand to the vaccum cleaner and after she managed to suck the dirt into it, quickly she was get out of there.

Nerida stood in front of mirrors of the bathrooms, she had decided to pick a bathroom to dust, well she did hate dirty bathrooms. She picked up the nozzle of her vacuum in hand, lots of dust in this bathroom maybe? Hopefully not, she didn't want to spend too long in here, it would be weird just standing around in a bathroom.

With a tap she said, "Vacavus!"

The vacuum sprung to life! The Ravenclaw began to vacuum the bathroom. Walking slowly around the room she hummed to herself.

She had to be quick about this! Lex hurried into the bathroom with another container, this one a good bit larger than the one she'd put the black pepper in. Water, that's what she was here for but of course she couldn't take her ice-cream into the bathroom with her, that was gross, so she left it, nicely disillusioned by one of the windows of the corridor.

Merlin help the idiot who still found a way to mess with it.

Hence why she was hurrying. Lex got to the closest sink and twisted the tap on. Come on, come on, come on... How long did it take for water to fill up?? Her ice-cream was probably melting and melted ice-cream didn't taste as good!

There!

That should be enough. She twisted the tap off again, slapped a cover over the container and threw it into the small bag she had slung over her shoulder. Back with the other stuff she was collecting. BACK TO HER ICE-CREAM--ahem...ingredients hunting...right.

That includes you Misters Potter and Weasley! Peyton read, mimicking it in a reproving manner her mother would. She then giggled at herself as she entered the loo. She was still somewhat paranoid and looked around for a turnstile. Imagine having to pay to use the loo? Peyton didn't worry about herself. She had enough money to last her more than a year.

Glancing around she wrinkled her nose. She was JUST going to vacuum. There was absolutely no WAY she was going clean anything else. Ugh. No. That was strictly elf duty.

Bringing the vacuum to life by casting the Vacavus charm on it, Peyton began to sweep by the sinks. Since this was no fun Peyton's mind began to wonder to the thing that was constantly on her mind. Ice cream. She saw herself sitting down in the kitchen with a MASSIVE bowl with scoops and scoops of raspberry and vanilla ice cream.

The thought became too much and she quickly swept the nozzle over dusty surfaces and then raced out with an excited expression on her face.

Ella pushed open the door to the bathroom slowly, holding it open for Ness so she could follow. The blonde was glad that the older badger had agreed to do the History of Magic homework with her because though it made Ella feel like a real proper investigator, the whole thing was still a bit creepy.

"You don't think Myrtle will like... jump out at us or something, do you?" Not that Ella was scared or anything. She'd seen Myrtle around enough to know she wasn't that bad.

The blonde held her wand out and stepped further into the bathroom, turning around in a slow circle. "So...where do you think she um...y'know..died exactly?" Shuffle.

History of Magic homework, with her Ellacutie.

This would actually be fun considering HoM was one of the subjects Ness liked more. And Erik he was interesting, but she didn't mind him especially cause she had interviewed him once before for the Prophet. He was alright and his subject was good so she did homework with a smile rather than a bored face.

Following Ella, the red head entered the girls bathroom a little anxiously. Ghosts were not her favorite thing but there was only really one that truly frightened her and lucky for her, that ghost didn't really exist, it was only a boggart to her.

Mellow. Pout at that question. "Um...I hope not? But I mean what's the worst she could do?" Besides wail like a three year old, that was. They would be fine, they only needed to be here a few minutes only anyways.

As for the second question the pout remained as the seventh year looked around the bathroom. "I'm assuming near the basin, no..I think actually one of the cubicles because she always hides in them. Do you know which one she usually is in? " She walked up and down the cubicles peeking through each, just a little frightened the ghost would poof in her face. "You wanna cast the spell first or should I?" Because that's why they were here right?

"I guess you've got a point there," Ella said, giving Nessie a small smile. The worst that could happen is that Myrtle would start moaning loudly and they'd get a headache or something. "Well...unless she decided to flood the bathroom. I've heard that happens sometimes, y'know." And hadn't Myrtle flooded Hadley's classroom? That had been unpleasant.

"Oh!" Bounce. "You're right, I did read it was in one of the cubicles." Poor girl. Just going to the loo and then before she knew what hit her, Myrtle was dead. That was quite sad and a very unpleasant way to go.

The blonde wandered over towards the stalls and tilted her head, deciding she'd test one in the middle. "I'm not sure which one she frequents most but I don't mind trying first. We can take turns until one of us sees something?" Seemed like as good a plan as any.

Stepping up to the stall, the blonde pointed her wand and said, "Spiritum Revelio!" Just as she was saying this, she drew the counter-clockwise circle in the air and pointed her wand through it.

Shuffle.

"I got nothing. Your turn."

You know what wasn't fair? NO ONE died in the kitchen, not according to the list in class anyway. That sucked. It meant no ice-cream while they worked and she hadn't had a bowl in a whole hour. That's like centuries in Lex years. But whatever, ice-cream could come after homework was done.

"We'll check here first." She told Alice before pushing the door open. The list she mentioned was secured in her pocket. Even though they were supposed to be off looking and making guesses she didn't think she was willing to waste half her day looking everywhere just to know where someone died so it'd be like a map, a very accurate map from which they would CHOOSE where to search.

"You can pick the next stop." It was only fair.

Once she was inside she started looking all over. The perfect place to cast would be...um..."Hey, where'd that Myrtle girl die?" Under the sink? By the door? A stall maybe? Merlin how was she supposed to know. She wasn't there!!

Minerva made her way into the bathroom. She really had a sick feeling in her stomach and it wasn't because she was sick. It was because she had to do this darn spell. Shuddering thinking about seeing the green she wanted nothing to do with this, but at least it wasn't seeing a real dead body.

Now it was time to get this done and over with before Myrtle showed up. Good gracious no that would not be good. She could see the ghost now flipping out because Minerva had been looking for where she had died. That chick was so dramatic for a ghost, you would think she would have lost that part of her when she had died, but nope not Myrtle it stuck like glue.

Alright now that crazy ghost had died where in this bathroom. On the toilet she thought she remembered from her reading. Walking over to the toilet she wasn't sure which one so she just opened all the doors and did the wand movement Spiritum Revelio She looked around at the stalls, oh it was that one. "I see dead people... or at least green marks from dead people." She giggled to herself.

"Did anyone die in the Kitchens? I could use a snack," Alice commented idly, tailing after Lex into the bathroom and glancing around. She was hungry, and working on an empty stomach never worked well at all. "Um, she died in one of the stalls, I think. I'm going to open all the doors and do the spell so we don't have to cast it a million different times in each one."

Tugging her wand out of her robes, she turned to the third year again before beginning. "Remember, counterclockwise circle with a point through it." Just in case Lex needed a reminder that it was COUNTERclockwise. And yeah. Alice gave her a thumbs up before venturing into the first stall and opening the door, then repeating the process with the others. After enough opening, she stepped back, wand at the ready.

"Spiritum Revelio." Circle (COUNTERclockwise, she knew) and then a point. And.. "Which one has the green in it?"

Eeep! Alice was thinking along the same lines as her!!! "Unfortunately not." Pity really. People thought of just about everywhere to die but no one decided to die in the kitchen. Why couldn't they be more considerate??? And right, she died in a stall--a stall? Well that wasn't very specific. Look how many of them there were. Would they have to keep going 'til they find it?? Ah, no, Alice had a solution for that so she just smiled and nodded. This would work much better.

Lex nodded again at Alice's reminder about the spell. It wasn't something she'd forgotten but she had been wondering about the direction. It was good to be reminded of these things. She stood back and watched, frowning when she didn't see anything until she remembered that only the caster would be able to see. Lex drew her wand and aimed in the direction Alice had pointed. "Spiritum Revelio!" OH! There!

"That one! We should make a note of it." She scribbled it on the other side of the parchment for reference. "Too bad Myrtle wasn't here, we could'a just asked her." But they were done now so it didn't matter. "Come, we've got more ground to cover." So they were leaving.

Boring day. Just like most of those days. Classes and classes and homework not to mention paying every other step you make around the school. Seriously? Was it a plan to make students leave the school? hmm...Though that wouldn't make the school look good, no? She didn't really care about that anyway. She cared about herself and her money. Yup she tends to be self-centered.

So after one class she managed to sneak away before the next one and headed towards the bathroom. If she gets late and anyone asks she'd have a perfect excuse. Yup. No one can control their....you know bladder. Pushing the door open, Cassia peered inside checking if Moaning Myrtle was inside because that certain ghost was kinda annoying with the moaning and all. Glad she didn't see her or hear her, the fourth year entered.

Though the thing with ghosts that they could appear any second. Meeh. She was gonna trust her luck.

The Slytherin, stood before a sink and stared at her reflection. What was she waiting for? OH BLUE! When class ended she kinda half winked, half gestured to her Ravvie bestie. Did the girl get the hint of 'let's go to the bathroom'? Hopefully! Besides Blue was smart so she'll work it out. Meanwhile, why was that strand of hair sticking out like thaaat! Gotta be fixed.

Flooding. Right. She had forgotten about that. Mellow. Myrtle if she was appear today, would be nice though, yes? Because they really didn't mean any harm all they were doing was some homework. Nothing offensive there? Mmm? "Let's just um...hope she doesn't do that. It's not like we're harming her, yeah?" She felt just a little more anxious now than before. Just a ghost...nothing to harmful, but then Ness remembered the spirit from before which the brooch. That was not fun, and quite scary. Happy thoughts though, this needed to get done.

Nod. Nod. "Yep, it was." Kinda made the whole bathroom creepy though. More nodding. Yep. The spell would be the best way to check. "Go on then, kiddo." She gave an encouraging smile then watched her perform the spell.

Pout. Nothing? ....Hmm. Were they going to have to check each cubicle? "Um..yeah...okay." She nodded then took out her own wand and headed to a stall not too far from the end.

Counter-clockwise circle. Then a point through. "Spiritum Revelio!" She cast the spell.

There it was. In Green an outline of Moaning Myrtle. Creepy thing."I think this is the stall?"
She looked back at the blonde.

Rule numero uno in the girls' guides: never go into a bathroom alone.

What happened when you go into a bathroom alone? Well for starters you get attacked by a MOUNTAIN TROLL. That's what she read, at least, in Hermione Weasley's biography. So what Cassia's was doing was absolutely, positively insane. Blue didn't worry particularly but she didn't dawdle either. She did not want her best friend getting attacked and eaten by something horrible.

“Myrtle? How’re you today?!”

She had to double check always. It didn’t matter if her bladder was fit to burst -- she’d hold if Moaning Myrtle was haunting the toilets again. No answer. GOOD. Cassia, here I come! Blue slid into the bathroom, making a beeline for the Snakette fiddling with her hair. “You should tie it up.” No greeting. Clue had a relationship which didn’t require pleasantries any more. Just a smile for a greeting, if one at all. “I have a spare hair tie if ya want.” She pulled back the sleeve of her robe and rolled the green bobbin down and held it out for her friend.

Her OWN hair was a mess. Potions fumes, you know. It was going all....crazy and curly. No longer smooth and sleek. She scowled at the shared reflection and yanked her hair out of her side ponytail, pulling out a few strands. “I wish I had straight hair like yours.” SIGH SIGH SIGH.

#jealous

Smoothing down her hair with her hands, Cassia puffed out her cheeks. If her hair was longer it would have been nicer and easier to style. Like there would be more ideas and possibilities. She really was considering to look for a potion. Her thought was interrupted hearing Blue. Cassia's lips twitched in a smile, of course Blue would come up with an idea to make sure of Myrtle's presence.

She hangs out with her Eagle bestie for so many reasons. Lots to pick up.

Smiling to both her and Blue's reflection, she waited till the Eagle retrieved the tie, accepting it she inserted her hand into it then gathered her hair with both hands. "I think I'll just gather it in a bun since a ponytail would look stupid very short." She said angling her body so that she could see and do the bun. "Awesome idea to keep the hair tie," she added with an approving nod towards the mirror.

Girls have tons of great hiding places. They could actually survive with no handbag or purse. Or just cool ones like CLUE.

Twisting the hair tie twice, Cassia's fingers kinda got tangled as she tried to twist it a third time but her hands stopped working as she turned her head towards Blue, her fingers still tangled, and frowned. "Straight hair is awfully boring, ok." She stated matter-of-factly. "Yours is so awesome and at least it's long! A French braid would look so cute." She said with a grin. Maybe she'd braid Blue's hair…once she untangled her fingers.

"Yeah, that's true. We're only doing our homework." The blonde wrinkled her nose at the last part, knowing she'd rather be doing other things. Boyfriend things or Quidditch things or friends things. It was nice though, that Nessie had agreed to do this with her. At least this way she had company.

The blonde was frowning slightly because her spell hadn't turned up any results but she figured maybe Ness would have better luck. "You can do it, Nessie," She offered encouragingly as the older girl took out her wand. Pleaseeeee let her find something.

O__O

"Really?!" BOUNCE! Ella couldn't see Nessie's glow but she really wanted to try for herself. "I'll try now too just to make sure!" And she was excited about this in case the red head couldn't tell.

"Spiritum Revelio!" And she did the circular motion with a point through the middle of it.

GREEN GLOWY THING!

"I see it too." GRIN.

Lalalalalalaaalala. Ice cream, we're getting closer to youuuu...

...and to Myrtle.

This probably won't take long. Not like the Library one....which wasn't exactly LONG, but she took her time in finding the green outline of...whoever it was. Probs a Hufflepuff. Hufflepuffs tended to die more often than not. And without ice cream.

The stalls. Got it. So, without further ado...she took out her wand again and made the counter-clockwise circle, "Spiritum Revelio!" POINT through circle...but...this was actually sad, you know? Dying because of an animal was sad stuff.

Oh, well. Life goes on. Just so everyone gets to die. And there was the green outline by the stalls. Nice. Creepy still. But Lottie went to get her parchment and wrote down the info necessary for homework.

Once she was done with that, her eyes went to the bathroom sinks...

...and then she left the bathroom.

“Are you gonna grow it out? Your hair, I mean,” not the bobbin. That’d be weird. “I think it’d be nice long. I was thinking about getting bangs this summer.” She pulled a load of hair down in front of her face and tried to peer through a gap and see her reflection. “Dunno though.” She’d also speculated possibly dying her hair. Not like going blonde or anything – Blue? Blonde? Could you imagine?! – but just getting it dip-dyed. Not without Cassia’s approval, of course.

“A boy scout always comes prepared....I just happen to be a girl boy scout. That, or I come prepared.” She screwed up her nose slightly. “Yeaaaaah, I just come prepared. Plus, I always bring double of everything. Just in case of a CLUE emergency.” Ja feel, Cassia? Girls involved with CLUE Inc. stuck together. Blue turned around and lifted herself up till she was sitting on the edge of the sink, swinging her legs slightly. She tilted her head and watched her friend. Not in the creepy way but just out of mild curiosity.

“But straight hair is... easier to maintain. I have to drink a potion to get mine all smooth and silky. Though I haven’t bothered making the potion much lately. So much effort.” The eaglette pulled a face.

Blue usually had this problem with her friends. Not a bad problem, but a problem non-the-less. It was like an infinite loop of compliments going back and forth and back and forth. It was particularly bad with West and Cassia. Not that she was complaining, she wasn’t the type of girl to brush off any form of flattery with a ‘ew no staaaawp it I look horrible’.

“A French braid....” Blue tilted her head to the side, playing with a curl. “Could you do one for me?” When she was finished with...whatever she was doing. Blue’s lips twitched as she tried to stop the smile. No laughing at Cassia! Not even if she’s tangled her fingers in her hair. It was HARD though. It took talent to get knotted into your own hair.

“SOOO, have you talked to any possible clients for a matchmaking services? I got lotsa new ideas for how we can match people up. I was procrastinating homework when they hit me like – BAM.” She smacked her own forehead for emphasis. “I don’t know about you, but I could really use the money. Haven’t even been able to attend Quidditch matches!”

It was a travesty.

Her fingers still tangled in her hair and the hair tie, Cassia remained still with her elbows sticking out on either side of her head. If anyone walks in right now she'd be laughed at. Then she and Blue would come up with an explanation as to why she looked like this. The snake had no idea what that answer might be but she knew they'd just blurt out some smarty come back. Or Blue would and Cassia would catch up and go on. So she wasn't worried about being spotted like that. "Well, yeah. I'm not planning on getting a haircut," So yup grow it out. "Though mine grows slowly. Mum said it varies from person to person." And how fortunate that she was among those whose hair took forever to grow. "Bangs are cool," She nodded awkwardly shaking her arms too. "Though sometimes they get annoying, like mine." She said. "They get in your eyes and all but this can be solved with a head band," As long as you remember bringing one.

Interesting, "Well, I gotta think more girl-boy-scout like." She couldn't just always depend on Blue. Not that the Eagle would mind, but two scout-minds better than one.

"It is," Cassia agreed on the straight hair thingy. "But It just stays the way it is. Incredibly hard to get it styled and stuff." Like getting curls! "I'm thinking of making a potion for curls." You know change is cool. "Then let's both go sometime and brew our potions," It'd be less boring then.

"Of course!" The blonde grinned. She loved making French-braids. She only wished she could do one for herself. Which she did but it was too short barely noticeable. Was that hidden laugh. Cassia rolled her eyes with a smile, "Okay, fine, my finger and the hair tie are tangled." Not that it wasn't obvious as she stood there hand in hair for quite a long time. "..Just gimme a sec.." Cassia murmured working to untangle everything. Oh it worked, Cassia grinned to her reflection and brought her hands in front of her but....Uh oh. It kinda broke. Cassia held it up dangling, for Blue to see. "..Sorry..We're gotta go tie-shopping." And the Snakette was to pay.

Anyway! French-braiding tiiiiime! Waving to Blue to get off the sink and turn around, Cassia rolled up her sleeves. She paused thinking for a second then hopped herself on the sink, because she and Blue were about the same height and she needed to start the braid from the top, so yeah.

Smoothing down Blue's hair and taking three strands of hair, the blond started working. And job talking! "I actually don't have any clients," She said with a sigh. "But I think that we need to make new posters, more attractive ones." Basically because she has none of last years' ones. "And be specific on our services. Should include more than matchmaking," Which they did A LOT! Dare you to say no?! "Like solving couple problems and all that," There were plenty of those.

Oh ideas, "Really, like what?" That was said in an excited tone. Eww..Money. "Tell me about it, Mike has been sending me third of his allowance," Sweet brother. Though like Cassia and Lex thought he must want something in return.

Was this even a good idea? Mo pressed himself to the wall outside the lavatory door and gave Elodie the nod. He was going to have to trust her to do the heavy lifting in this part, because he wasn't allowed inside the bathroom and was far too polite to peek when the door was opened, even if it was empty.

Besides, who knew what secrets the girl's bathroom held? It was one of those mysteries he'd like to leave mysterious.

"You open the door and go in and try the spell, and then come back and hold the door for me. I'll just cast the spell through the door and you tell me if it works." Because he would have his eyes closed.

Elodie thought Mo was crazy. The celebrating his first dead person fine was cute or whatever, but this whole thing about going to the girl's bathroom left her questioning things. She'd made no comment when he'd suggested it, nor when they had been on their way up here, instead she'd just wittered on about her cat and spaghetti. Had he been listening? She didn't know.

If he was staying outside, she was just going to have to see two green outlines, were they both successful in casting and locating. "Right yeah. You gotta promise if you hear me scream or anything, you'll come save me." She was not going to be another green outline on an activity like this to students in the future. She HAD a future.

Giving him a nod, she pushed open the door and stepped inside. As a personal thing, Elodie had refused to listen to any details about anything that happened in any bathrooms. Especially one she was going to use if the situation arose! So she knew nothing. Not where to look, not anything. The closest thing she came to was the sinks, and she decided to start there. Easier than venturing down by the stalls - toilets weren't super sparkly you know?! Her wand went in a counter clockwise circle, and then pointed. "Spiritum Revelio...." Anything? Anything.....? Nothing. Good for nothing sink.

Returning to the door, she propped it with her back and leant her head out only to grin at Mo. "Aim to the left? I tried the right and got nothing..." The left was just stalls, but she supposed if she crouched down, she'd be able to see a full sweep of the floor in them.

Yup, this was a perfect plan. Mo stayed pressed against the wall with his eyes closed tightly the entire time Elodie was in the bathroom, and when she opened the door again, he swung around in her direction with his wand outstretched, nearly taking out her eye. He had no clue, though... he was just pretty sure he was now generally facing the right direction to cast through the doorway and into the bathroom.

"Oi, Myrtle. Why couldn't you have died somewhere more pleasant?" He finally opened one eye and inched his wand over until it was facing the left side. It wasn't as bad if he only peeked through one eye. Still mysterious. "Spiritum Revelio," Mo cast, and he thought he saw a green glow. "Right there..."

Oh, oops. Eyes closed again. "You can pick another spot, if you want."

WOAHKAY. Losing an eye wouldn't kill her, but still...FUTURE, Mo! No life flashed before her eye, just a wand almost threatening her left eye's life. It was close enough for her to huff a little, but not close enough for her to have the reason to throw a tantrum or hit him or something. She leant against the door properly to keep it open, crouching down in case he starting poking his wand elsewhere. Precautions and priorities.

"Maybe she wanted to lure teenage Ravenclaws to the door before she snatched them up to be her toilet friend?" Elodie shrugged that idea off, and found herself watching Mo. He was lucky she'd had a quick scout to see if anyone was in there already. She was sure he wouldn't appreciate the nickname 'peeper'.

Right, okay, that was done then. This toilet trip was over.

"Lets just head upstairs? See if anything peaks our fancy?" The Room o Requirement struck an interest in her head, but last she knew..the room where there had been a death had been engulfed in fire. That and she wouldn't even know what to ask for when she stumbled across the room. Stumble being the hint to stay away from it. Maybe the Astronomy Tower. Either way, stairs.

It was a reeeeal pity Blue didn't have her camera with her. Especially now that she knew how to do the potion that would make the picture move. She could picture Cassia moving her elbows about with her fingers still stuck in her hair. It would kinda look like she was almost trying to fly or something. BUT it was kinda a good thing she didn't have it. Cassia mightn't appreciate it so much. "Maaaaaaaaaybe we can go to Primpernelle's? I'm sure they have something? Though if you drank too much it'd probably grow long enough to give Rapunzel a run for her money." Blue brushed her hair out of her eyes. "Maybe I could get a wig. Then I wouldn't have to worry about a completely horrible hair do." Bangs mightn't suit her at all and having to wait to grow out a horrible hairstyle was a horrific idea. Patience was certainly not a virtue. At least to this girl.

"I used to be a brownie.....Not the food kind." Nod nod. "Learned how to put up a tent and everything. Got a badge for it! You should do a Summer camp or something. Then you'd know how to think like a girl-boy-scout." Blue's eyes widened and she grinned. "WE SHOULD GO CAMPING OVER THE SUMMER." Any plans she made for Summer vacation seemed to revolve around Cassia.

Best friends forever, yo'.

"We'd have to do it in the Room of Requirement. I usually have it brewing under my bed but obviously we can't do that." Blue examined her fingernails, picking at the peeling nail polish. "And Lafay scares me." She glanced up at Cassia. Maybe the potions professor didn't scare snakes for obvious reasons but this eaglette was certainly not immune.

French braaaaids. They were super pretty but a ton of effort that Blue didn't have. She side glanced at her friend, still struggling with the hands-tangled-in-her-hair issue. "Do you want some help?" Blue tilted her head to the side and then... snap. "I have plenty more." She lifted one shoulder and let it drop in a shrug. "Doesn't matter. ......You'll pay, right?" That part did kinda matter. Given the emptiness of Blue's pockets and the mo and the fact it was Cassia's fault it was broken.

Not a lot of people particularly liked others touching their hair. Blue was a definite exception. Classes didn't matter when it came to hair prettifying. The sink wasn't particularly comfortable and was less so when she wriggled around so it was easier for Cassia. "Oh." Disappointment. "We could start handing out the badges? Maybe we could make cupcakes?" EVERYONE liked cupcakes, right? "I actually made new posters! I have one in my bag, I think. Just the one 'cause I wanted to show you before I made copies." Her eyes roamed around the empty bathroom. "Maybe we could hang some in the stalls? That ought to catch people's attention." HMM. "WELL, we are both very intelligent girls. I'm sure we could handle a couple of problems clients could throw at us."

"Like you said, we ought to provide more services. I was thinking we teach people how to act on dates." You didn't want to go on your first date and not have a clue as to how to act, right? "........We should probably ask someone with experience though." Cough. Like Dora or Bliss. "Awwww. That's sweet. There's no point of my sister sending me money. She's a muggle." An unhelpful one, too.