"You're welcome," Simon replied just barely hearing her whisper as he stood carefully himself. The boy watching her move to stand and finally letting go once she was back steady on her feet. "Its alright since I'm pretty sure it was an accident. and last time I checked water didn't hurt anyone," he assured the first year with a small smile, remembering his own awkward first years.

"Here this might help," he added handing her one of the towels he had conjured, using the other one on himself.

Alex simply HAD to giggle at being called 'little'. He knew that this kid was in the year below him.

How could he not?

But yeah, Alex took his attention away from the Fletcher lad when he dropped out of view. That was good. He needed to sort out his wand, and he needed to be able to do that without fear of execution.

As he reached for his wand, however, Alex felt an odd tugging at his feet and, with an action that can only be described as comical, he let out an odd 'MEEEEEEEP!' kind of squealy noise before slipping and landing on his butt.

"What was that for?!" he asked in an odd kind of girlish and indignant tone. Then he kicked the heels of both feet and splashed the muddy water in Fletcher's direction, as if to say 'Yeah, I know it was you'.

Well... this class was eventful.

Once Alice was done making sure that her pot and flower were okay she focused her attention to the rest of the chaos going on throughout the class.

Fletcher had apparently taken cover under the table, and if her eyes weren't mistaking her it sure looked like he was blow drying his hair with his wand. Hey...Alice wasn't one to judge.

Alice then shifted her attention to a girl who had just forcefully placed a pot on the top of the one kids head...what in the world was going on there?

Deciding that she should be safe rather than sorry Alice whispered, "Protego," creating a little shield around her plant. She didn't care too much if she got hit with soil, water, or whatever else could possibly be thrown at her, but she could at least try to protect her defenseless plant.

Alright, so now it's time to speed up the growing process and what was that spell, her-bi-vi-cus, ye, now lets get to it. just as she was thinking of the spell getting ready to try it she heard a large crack and felt something hit her back side and all in her hair. "Eweeeeeeee", hloe exclaimed as she took out her wand and looked for the culprit and then heard the professor say oops and she realized it was him seeing the exploded shards at his work station. She quickly sat back down and just gave him a look. o guess real harm was done, i'll just wash my hair later, but a professor aught not being the one making mastakes like that, oh well better get back to work. She turned hereyes toward herpot and thought about lovely flowers growing, "herbivicus", and with that a flower grew from the seed of her pot at ten times it's normal rate, she smiled. Atleast I was successful

Kurumi took the towel from the Gryffindor boy and began drying her hair with it.

"T-thanks," she blushed nervously as she ran the towel down her long black pony-tail. Why was she such a klutz? "I'm Kurumi," she said extending a now dry hand.

-SPLASH... DRIP DRIP-

More water came flying from some unknown direction and more people were slipping around on the muddy floor. What had she started?! Wait, this time it hadn't been her seeing as her wand was in her pocket. She turned around to see...oh dear...two boys seemingly fighting over the latest water indecent.

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What. In the. Name. Of Merlin?!?!

It was FLETCHER! It had to be! Somehow, that boy was always standing around nearby, wand in hand, when a catastrophe struck. Lexi spun around, her eyes scanning the crowd for the Hufflepuff boy.

...and that's when she saw it. Or, saw him rather. Sage. Sage had been the culprit?! Sage? As in...Sage Dodson?! Lexi turned to him, a blank expression on her face, and then she giggled lightheartedly.

She had soil everywhere, even on her face. She picked a piece off and jokingly threw it at him.

"...ewww," she mumbled, now thinking different thoughts about the soil all over her face...and arms...and clothes. Dung! Dung! All over her!

...and water, too, apparently. Lexi wiped a hand across her face and spit a bit of water out her mouth. Well, at least she was no longer covered in dung! Turning toward Alex, Lexi just laughed. "Apparently, a lot of wands are acting like...goober-heads. Either that, or we've all gone mad," she remarked.

A wand-sprinkler? Seriously? The class was in chaos, and...it was oddly all a result of whatever it was Sage had been trying to do. She glanced back over at him and giggled again. She honestly couldn't be angry with him! His poor ears were already burning bright red, just like they always did when he got embarrassed.

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Soil...water...DUNG...all of it was just too much. Hilarious, but a bit too much for one class period! If Tate walked by now, he'd likely ask Lexi and Sage for a word in his office later on. So as amusing as class was, Lexi really needed to get the student's attention.

Raising her wand into the air, she muttered a spell, and...

POW! POW! BOOM!

Her wand released a few loud firework sounds (OOC: No fireworks, just sounds). "Attention!" she called out.

...and now that she had their attention, she said, "We are dirty...we are wet...we have dung all over us," she said, her eyes scanning the room. "...and this needs to be fixed immediately. On the count of three, raise your wand into the crowd of students and cast Aguamenti. Ready?! One, two...THREE!"

...and on that note, she raised her point, pointed it into the crowd of students, and released a stream of water.

What in the world.

His little Charms mistake had caused chaos to ensue. Like a butterfly effect. He exploded his plant pot and before he knew it, water was spurting everywhere as though a pipe had leaked.

He was covered in soggy mud.

And Lexi was ... giggling? Huh.

Grinning sheepishly back, Sage watched as she addressed the class. Whut. She was ordering them to cast Aguamenti at eachother..? Like one giant, communal shower? As long as none of them started to disrobe..

"Right, I think some of the plants need a watering anyway," he said, raising his arm and thankfully getting this Charm right. A stream of water erupted from his wand.

He might've accidentally aimed it at Brielle Lambert. Ahem.

Hah.

"You're welcome," Simon replied again, returning the favor and accepting her hand to shake. "Nice to meet you I'm Simon," he added. Hearing the loud noises Simon couldn't help but flinch at Professor Carlton's spells cast to get attention. But her words startled him more.

"Um...no more wat---" he tried to get out having just managed to dry himself the best he could when the count reached 3 with a loud shout and he was hit with another blast with the rest of his fellow students. Now soaked once more, the Gryffindor boy tried to move to avoid the rest of the jets when he tripped on the muddy wet floor and finally lost his footing causing him to crash to the floor.

Patroclus went to turn to thank Destiny for her concern, but before he could, the room disappear before his eyes!
"WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?!" Patroclus called from inside his terracotta helmet! "HELLO?"

Reaching his hands up to feeling his head again, the boy was horrified to find that not only had his hair turned to soil, and his eyebrows into trees, but his head was now a pot!

"help!" we whispered from his pot dungeon.


Patroclus swore he heard a voice, but he could not be sure, "WHAT?!" the lion screamed, sounding like a grandma with her hearing aid turned off!

Feeling water sprinkle on his body, Patroclus feared for the worst, here it was, the end! The day Patroclus turned into a plant!

He had a seed, a pot and now he was being watered, he could not not be a plant!

Well, at least he wasn't in trouble.

"My wand especially seems to have a cranium full of goober, Professor," Alex pointed out... from the floor. "Say... can you help me up? SOMEONE *COUGHfletcherCOUGH* cast Incarcerous on me."

Ooooooh, she was picking up on his 'idea' of the massive indoor shower. Hehe.

"I got that covered, yo," Alex smirked to himself, smiling at his goober!wand.

Was this woman insane?

Brielle starred wide-eyed as Blondie first blew her ear drums, then started possible the most stupidest thing she had ever seen. Drowning your class, real clever!

The French girl was at a lost of what to do, she could dive under the desk but then she would be on the now muddy floor, thinking quick Brielle circled her body with her wand, and cried

"Impervi-"


Splash!

It didn't help that Brielle's mouth was open, as Dodzon's jet of water hit her straight in the face.
Incomplete shock shock Brielle, she just stood there completely soaked, "Mon Dieu!"

Her eyes locked on Sage's face, and her indignation was replaced gleefully wickedness!

Scooping a handful of mud from her pot, Brielle flung it at Sage, and screamed, "MUD FIGHT!"

Chloe suddenly heardaloud boomand was subsequently covered inthe rancid, smelly soil. Then at the drop of hat water came from everywhere like a sprinkler and the soil was now mud and some people seemed to want to fight with it from what she could see. Ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe, I gotta get out here, this place is crazy and disgusting and, ah. And with those thoughts she still stayed but she was not gonna be the one to throw mud. Not unless the teacher said it was ok. Even then all she really wanted right now is to get out of here a real shower.

More water?! Maybe she should have worn a bathing suit the way things were going. The noises made by Professor Carlton's spell were so loud that Kurumi nearly jumped a foot in the air. She lost her balance a little and began to slip had it not been for the table in front of her that she held onto for dear life.

But then...the flood gates opened and water began pouring all over the place making the table's top go all slippery. Kurumi lost her grip and fell face first in the muddy floor hitting it at such an angle that she was then sent sliding across the floor knocking over people and things as she went.

"....SORRY...SORRY....SORRY...OUCH...SORRY" she called as she slide across the floor until she finally crashed into the wall on the opposite side from where she had started.

Salander was dripping like drowned mutt, running his hands through his hair to get the excess water off. He turned to look at Fletcher getting all upset and threatening, likely over his hair "The wet-look is in Fletch" the Slytherin lad snickered under his breath.

His eyes shifted to the other Puff who he guessed was the culprit, largely due to a him blaming a wand sprinkler-- that was right next to him and no one else. "Riiiight..."

He let the Puffs battle it out as the Slytherin dropped to all fours and started looking for his wand, stumbling into his fallen pot in the process "Aww man my pot!" he mumbled as he upturned it, his tiny seedling clinging desperately on the lose soil. Well at least the seed coat has fallen off he mused as the sprigs of leaves have begun to show.

He spots his wand just some ways away. Relieved he was as he reached out and grabbed it, the lad in desperate need for some tergeo spell right about now. Pot cradled in one hand and his wand in the other, he stands up, just as he hears the words AGUAMENTI and MUDFIGHT.

And that was the last thing he heard, before he was hosed down (again) from all directions.

Mud fight? Oh boy. Duck and cover!

Keefer ran under the nearest table. This is ridiculous! Can't the professors do something? He briefly considered just making a mad dash for the door. But really, he couldn't just walk out on a lesson. Toughing it out was probably the best option, all things considered. Plus, the professors might need him! Steeling himself, he stood up from under the table and yelled to the professors, "How can I help? What should we do?"

Alice had turned her focus off of her plant to Professor Carlton who looked like she was trying to gain some control over the situation. She was all ears, that was until Professor Carlton made the sound of firecrackers emit from her wand, and then all Alice could hear was a buzzing noise. Why in the world did that need to happen?

Alice was trying to get the sound back to normal by rubbing her ears when she heard Professor Carlton tell the class to prepare themselves...prepare themselves for what exactly? Alice quickly looked to Professor Dodson who had raised his wand like Professor Carlton.

Wait...Aguamenti???

Before Alice knew was fully happening Alice became drenched with the water shooting for their wands. She literally looked like she had just gone for a swim...her robes sagging from the weight of the water and her thin blonde hair plastered to her face.

Perhaps Alice should have been angry to be soaking wet, all hopes of the dry soil coming off of her, but instead she let out a hearty laugh.

At the sound of MUD FIGHT from that girl who had been giving Dodson a strange look she picked up a clump of mud and chucked it at Salander.

Oi! How did Herbology class turn into the Royal Rumble?

Salander struggled to get up, harder now since all the water streaming about was starting to pool onto the floor. He got up long enough to slide his pot onto the table before mustering a chance to cast a strong "AGUMENTI!", swinging his wand to let a gush of water slice across the air and pummel whomever it would reach. He turns around intending to repeat it on the other side of the room when....

SPLAT!

Mudpie smack on the side of his head. "Whoah!" he gasped surprised. He had mud on his head. Again. Where did that come from? he glared as he took a quick look at the French babe student. Then he realized it couldnt have come from her direction. Salander eyed the room, then saw his young Gryffindor friend looking at him.

He smiled wickedly. "Oh mud fight eh?" he snickered as he grabbed Fletcher's half filled watering can (because he can!), scooped in the mud from the side of his head and gave it a quick swirl. "Hey Alice! Mudbath time!" he cackled as he flicked the can, spewing the muddy water towards her direction.

Fletcher had just emerged from beneath the tables, his beautiful, luscious locks freshly blown-dry, when what did he see?

OH OF COURSE. Yet ANOTHER shower.

"PPppppPPPpROOFESSORS!" the Hufflepuff sputtered, half-choking on all the waterworks and mudslinging going on around him. He waved his arms and shot some water of his own (accidentally, of course) at Professor Carlton. "THIS IS A HAZARD!!!!!!"

Duhhhhh. That was accomplishing nothing. The boy hmmph'd loudly and stepped around his fellow Puff with tied-up shoes. He deserved it. Fletcher, meanwhile, was going to be rinsing out his hair over an empty pot. ANGRILY rinsing, mind you.

joey was soaked she was trying to get her hair out her mouth i didnt get very dirty professor i was being careful.she was shock her faveorite professor got her wet.

Mud fight.

Something Alex did not want.

And he made it known too. The seventh year bellowed 'DOOOOO NOT WAAAAAANT' as he rolled under the desk he was using, knowing full well that he was one of the culprits of this.

Bwahahaha.

Freya blinked her eyes couple times. Mud fight? She couldn't believe it! She was so sure that today lesson she won't be dirty but not a chance. She decided to hide herself and her plant under the work desk until the mud fight was finished. "This is better. I refused to dirt my uniform again!"

Alice let out a chuckle as her blob of mud made contact with Salander's face. Although she hadn't been aiming there, it was funny nevertheless.

Once Salander looked around and realized that it was her Alice gave him a friendly wave before letting out another laugh. Boy did she love mud fights!

Alice watched as he grabbed a water can near him and bent down, scooping up a good amount of mud (mixed with a fair amount of water since the floor was covered with it!) and flung it in her direction.

Alice ducked, missing some of it, but a huge blob did managed to smack her right in the shoulder. Oye!!

She bent down and picked up another blob and hastily threw it at Salander...she knew it wouldn't hit him in the face, but perhaps she could get him in the shoulder too!

Sarah had been staring at her pot, first with one eye, then the other, then both, trying to see her plant coming up through the dirt. There seemed to be something happening, which cheered her up no end. Grin spreading across her face, she looked up to see if there was anything else they needed to do, when she heard a loud CRACK noise - and dirt flew into her face.

"What the heck? Pffttt." Spitting it out onto the floor, Sarah brushed some out of her hair and gave a glare to everyone in front of her. She had no idea who had done that, at least not until she saw Professor Dodson start to go red. Him? Seriously? Charms obviously not his best subject. Might be why he was Herbology professor.

Cleaning herself down, she moved away from the students that seemed to want to splash water everywhere. Oh that was just fabulous. First dirt, then water. She hadn't been planning on giving her clothes a deep clean that day, but it seemed there was no way of avoiding it. Sighing, Sarah stood at the end of the desk, dodging the splashes and trying to dry herself.

....Until.

"Whaa whaaa WHAT?! ARRRGGHHHHHHHHH!"

Coughing and spluttering, she got a face full of water, leaving her hair limp, straggly and stuck to her forehead. "For shame, professor's! FOR SHAME!" Sarah called out to the teachers, and accusingly pointed her finger at them for good measure. "NOT COOL!" It would take her ages to dry off. A trip to the Prefect's bathroom was on the cards now.

And mud was the last thing she needed. And Brielle was the last person she expected the start flinging it. Whimpering, she moved under her own desk, just as Fletcher has done. "Pleaseeee stop?"

Holy...BANANAS AND APPLES!

Jumping as the loud noises rang through her ears, Evelyn first stared in surprise at Professor Carlton before scowling like never before. Make them all DEAF why don't you?! She may love the subject Charms, but just...Herbology was a delicate procedure!

They didn't need distractions! Like boyfriend stealing snake girl. And French girl Brianne...and now these loud bangs.

Picking up her dropped wand once more, having been staring at her plant, flower thing for a good two minutes, her ears picked up something about aguamenti and someone counting down-

BLEHPLUHPFFT!

Turning away from getting a face full of water, the Slytherin GASPED and spluttered. OMG! The professor DID NOT just DO THAT!

Evelyn was still in shock, even when the French girl decided to have a mud fight. NOOOOOO!!!!!

Wet and get muddy!? What kind of class was this!!?!??!??!??!

Get away from her! Don't get her! Ugh, French girls ruin EVERYTHING! "DON'T GET IT ON ME!" she yelled, diving under the table, and holding her wand close. If she got mud on her, oh there was going to be some payback. BIG...payback.

Daisy had remained quiet for so long then all sorts of things happened at once and before she knew it she was dirty and soaking wet. The seeds she had planted still waiting to be magically grown, not the best way to grow plants, but that was just one persons opinion. When all of a sudden loud noises were coming from Profesor Carlton's wand and she heard word Aguamenti. So she gripped her wand tighter and said, "Aguamenti," and felt as the stream of water washed away the mess...but not the smell.