Entry one

Dear Dream diary,

last night I had a really weird dream, here's how it went

i was walking through my house peacefully humming, when suddenly my mom came running toward me yelling "THE MOOSE IS LOOSE! THE MOOSE IS LOOSE!" I stared at her quizzically for a moment, then she told me to help her capture it. so we set of in search of the moose, when we got to the dining room the giant moose was already there. my mom jumped up behind and tried to grab its antlers, but it turned into a horse and galloped away. I ran to my room because I wasn't really all that excited about catching a moose. I flopped down on my bed and stared at the ceiling, suddenly a giant wasp flew into my room, it was jet black and almost the size of my hand. I reached up and caught it in the air, I squished it up and through it in a strawberry shaped box. When I told my mom about it she gave me a piece of paper with the words Congratulations! You have just earned the Wasp slayer award it also had a drawing of a cartoon wasp on it. I stared at it and said "umm... thanks mom" she smiled and walked away.

Then I woke up. what a strange dream...

ENTRY THREE

May 2073

Dear Magnus,

You know I said I hoped the next dream would be a good one? Welll it wasn't. I leave Hogwarts this year, and my dream was connect to that.

It was a bright sunny day, but I was depressed. The time had come for my graduation and for some reason I was all decked out in the sort of robes and hat that a muggle would wear to theirs. We were all out on the lawn of the castle, by the lake, but all I could do was stare out at the water, thinking how I would never see it again. My friends, weirdly, were not half as upset about going as me. At least I thought they weren't. Olivier was running around like a madman nothing weird about that, but it was if he was 11 again, just starting and not just leaving.

Lori came over to me, grabbing me around the shoulders in a tight hug, my hat falling onto the floor. She actually cried and told me she didn't want me to go. If was like she was staying and saying goodbye to me, not ever to meet again. I broke down and sobbed into her neck, giving her a massive hug of my own. It wasn't right, I felt. I even suggested we should be able to stay, maybe even having a shack of our own on the edge of the lake. Lori found that funny.

Then everyone lined up by the edge of the river, and Lori, Oliver and even Miranda stepped forward towards me. They said "It's time for you to go now." My mouth fell open, and I let out a nervous laugh. "But you're coming with me" I responded. But they shook their heads, because they weren't. I heard a loud splashing from behind me and turned to see the tentacles of Bartholomew the giant squid shoot out the lake and come straight for me. I screamed "NOOOOOOO!" as they grabbed me around the waist and pulled me towards the water. "I DON'T WANT TO GO!" It didn't help though, and under the water I went.

It was then that I woke up breathing deeply, as if I was drowning. I don't want my last year to end like that, Magnus. Please say leaving won't be that bad.

DIARY COMPLETE

Dream #1

Ok, first off, I dont really dream. I mean really. I'm sorta heavy sleeper that remembers nothing if not a great wide dark of... well nothing.

So thats kinda how this one dream starts out. I thought I was awake but that my eyes were closed, so I tried opening them. Still dark. I tried opening them WIDER. But they were as wide as I can feel them with my eyeballs just about ready to pop out, but it was still totally dark y'know? I was thinking, somebody's turned off the lights and boarded up the windows because I couldnt see a thing! I started yelling out "Someone turn on the lights!" It didnt occur to me to use my wand because, well..... I dont always use my wand ok? Its a muggle thing. So sue me.

So there I was yelling out at the darkness when there was this light that came from below me like someone turned on the flashlight in my face. Then it went all dark again. So I yelled out "Hey I need some light in here!" Then the light came back-- someone was opening the door. I could see my feet outlined against the light. I was... lying down. Huh? I tried wiggling my toes, but my toes aint moving. Eh? Then the door closed again! Then I yelled "Hey open up!" And for a while I just stared at where I think my feet were in the darkness. Then the door opened again and there was this face looking at me, then grabbed something and I started to slide forward. Now it was so bright it was blinding me, I could barely open my eyes. When I did force them open I was staring at this huge face, with these huge hands. And it picked me up. Then it opened its huge mouth and it yelled "I want my gingerbread man!" What??? I'm a what??!?!?! And then I was going into the mouth, and I screamed....

... Then I woke up in my bed. In a rain of pillows. I thought I was still dreaming, but then I could hear the other Slytherin boys yelling at me to shut up. Yeah definitely not dreaming anymore.


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Dream #2

Here is another dream I thought I was awake.

I was in the middle of the Quidditch pitch. I thought I was there for Flying classes. But I looked around and there were no brooms on the ground, and there was no one flying them in the air. But there were students, chatting around. I walked up to them and Mia (Gibbins) turned to me, she was giggling and asked me if I was ready to fly? Me? Fly? I'm a lousy flier, why would I even want to fly? And then I saw Professor Vindictus in a jet! He said to follow him, something about going someplace and to turn at the 2nd star at the right. Mia grabbed my hand and said to start flying. How? There are no brooms. But I wanted to get in that jet. She said only Vindictus had that because he played with the Harriers. Since when was Vindictus a muggle pilot?

Then Mia started to push me, said I have to get flying. I repeated "I cant fly Mia! I'm not Superman yknow." Then she said she would try to make me happy, then she ran her fingers through my hair. Ok that was making me happy. She said now I had my platinum blond mohawk back. I felt my hair, I could feel the mohawk again, just like what she did for me back in Diagon Alley. Then she asked me to think happy thoughts and I could start flying. Mia was making absolutely no sense. Then my buddy Fletcher (the Triwizard Champion) suddenly showed up. Yeah someone that could try to make sense of this. I asked him what was going on. He was laughing and asked me if I was ready to fly. Him too? And why was he so happy? He hated flying as much I did! Then Mia told him I cant fly, even when I was already happy. Then Fletcher said I needed one more thing, and started shaking his hair down at me, these tiny specs falling from his head. I started to yell, "No dandruff dude! Gross! Noooo!!!!" Then Fletcher said it wasnt dandruff, its pretty glitter that will help me fly. Glitter in his hair? What???

Now both Mia and Fletcher was pulling me to fly. But I didnt feel like I was even floating. Then Alice (Page) flew up to me, and started pointing down at my feet, saying thats the reason why I cant fly, they were keeping me down. I looked down and I saw-- Dugbogs! I have Dugbogs for feet!

Then I saw Kurumi (Hollingberry) flying in the air, with a plate full of cookies. And she was with Professor Saylen with fruits in her hair, and Professor Welton with a picnic basket. Then suddenly my Dugbog feet started yelping and went after them. Suddenly I was flying! But upside down! Then, Kurumi and the Professors were feeding my Dugbog feet. What?!? Hey, dont feed the animals! Wouldnt Professor Saylen know that? Then Grayson came along, and she started pouring something at the Dogbogs. "Is that gonna get rid of them?" I asked her. She said no, they were thirsty so she gave them something to drink.

Then Jimmy (Wilkes) flew by and I asked him to get rid of the Dugbogs. He threw an old quidditch bat at them instead! And they caught it in their jaws. What was that for Jimmy? He said it will get them to stop eating, then I just wait till they starve and die. What?!? I cant wait that long! Then Professor Lafay came dancing along, yeah she was dancing as she flew. Wow. Then I begged her to get rid of the Dugbogs and to get me down. She gave me a flask instead, said it was a bone regrowth potion. But Professor I dont have any broken bones. She said I'll need it later. Huh? Then suddenly she touched my Dugbog feet. They turned into stone! And I started to fall. I could see the ground rushing up at me and she was yelling at me to clean the flask once I'm done and to follow the 5 Cs.

I thought I hit the ground. And I did. But it wasnt grass below me. It was a wooden floor. Then I looked up, and saw the Librarian. Oh the hot Librarian. She's pretty y'know. Pretty angry. She dragged me out and told me that the library wasnt for sleeping. Whats it for then?



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Dream #3

This was bizarre because I thought this was how the class ended but everybody else from that class says it different y'know? Weird thing about it is that everybody else's story was the same and only mine was different. So either theres some serious conspiracy going on behind my back or I was just dreaming this. Which is pretty much what everybody else told me. The dreaming I mean. Cuz they wouldn’t do stuff behind my back right? Dont answer that.

Anyway it was COMC class and we were facing the Acromantulas. Yeah that was such a fun class, being threatened to never get out of the forest alive or in one piece. Anyway, I remembered Treyen giving me the torch (and I'm pretty sure he'll back me up on that... or I'll never tell him about Fletcher's parties ever again) and I was waving it back and forth because those spiders, man they looked real hungry. They kept biting and leaping up at us... at me. Cuz thats what I realized after a while. Where the heck was everybody? Then I realized, I dont even know where the Professor’s patronus was. Now I'm Acromantula dinner.

But I refuse to go down without a fight! So the next thing I did was.... I ran for dear life (what else can I do?) And I saw this faint light just over the hill and I thought that must be the Patronus! And I remembered doing this swan dive over the hill and I saw.... no I didnt see the Professor's Patronus.....

I saw the Ford Anglia!

I went straight for the car and I tried opening the doors. They were stuck! Then I heard those horrible clicking sound from the spiders again so I jumped onto the hood and climbed the roof. And man those spiders, they were like swarms, they surrounded the car and started to climb! I was kicking and hitting them with the spell and even with the torch! But there was just so many of them. Then just when I thought I was a goner, the car started to move. UP. It was Transforming?.... Yeah it just turned into this giant robot! And I was barely hanging onto its shoulder when it started to stomp around. Then I yelled out "Dont kill the Acromantulas cuz Professor Saylen might get angry!" (I don’t even know why I said that, I mean really at that point who cares right?). And then the robot turned its head and it... smiled? Eh whatever, it did that 'I'm a good robot' look with its face and it picked up a spider with its robot fingers and it CRUSHED IT! But wait, instead of a bloody mess the spider just burst into little gold coins! And then the robot started stomping some of the spiders on the ground and they all burst into gold coins. Then I told the robot to get me out of the Forbidden Forest, so it started to march through the trees, swatting the spiders, stomping them, gold coins everywhere! I even started shooting them down with the spell and they were all bursting into hundreds of shiny pieces. It was like being in those old skool video games. It was awesome!

Then I could finally see the edge of the Forest. But the robot pushed a branch aside, and it sprung back and it hit me, and I fell off and I hit the ground. And then I got up. And... that was it. I was in open grounds. The robot was gone but so were the spiders. You see I wasn’t waking up. I even remembered getting back to the castle and heading for the Dungeons. And crashing onto my bed. Now where in all that could be a dream? I tell yah, there are a lot of stuff Harry Potter didn’t say about his time in Hogwarts-- and that was one of them. The Ford Anglia is one of those Transformers!

Dream Diary Project

SPOILER!!: Entry # 1

Dear Thingy,

(yes thingy is your name now stop complaining.)
Now usually I don’t have dreams but last night I did. In the dream I was at my house lying down in the backyard and relaxing. Then I heard a noise that sounded like a baby crying. So I got up and went to walk into my house, but then after when I opened my door and walked inside I fell down this really deep hole. For like a whole minute it seemed I was just floating in space, and the crying noise got louder and louder as I fell. When I did fall however, I fell into this giant lake or something.

It didn’t hurt and as soon as I fell in the lake the crying stopped, but then after when I looked up all I saw was water. So I started to swim up and up but the water never ended, and my lungs were like giving in. I kept trying to swim up, then I reached for my wand but when I pulled it out of my pocket it was a gooey like it had melted. So I was all freaking out because I couldn’t breathe and my wand was all mush, and everything seemed really faint and foggy.

Then randomly my friend Carter and a giant goldfish appeared and they were all smiling and laughing. And I was still freaking out. Carter looked at me and then smacked me in the head and I like opened my mouth. And I realized that I could breathe. He grinned and then randomly swam away leaving me with the fish. I tried to follow him but he was too fast. When I finally the fish looked me straight in the eyes (he had like strange greenish red eyes) and then everything just went black. I thought the dream was over but it wasn’t. Because when I opened my eyes again in the dream I was at Hogwarts lying by the lake and the fish was in the water still staring at me.

Then I woke up.

I am not crazy I swear! But yeah that’s all
Legend.

SPOILER!!: Entry # 2

Dear Thingy,

So I had another dream. In this one I was walking around Hogwarts looking for my friends so we could all go and watch the second task of the Triwizard Tournament. But I couldn’t find them in the castle and I couldn’t even find another person to ask! Then out of nowhere this Slytherin person came up to me and told me that the Tournament was cancelled and that we had to go and play Quidditch. He grabbed me and dragged me to the field telling me that I had to play on Slytherin because they had no team members and I knew how the game worked so I had to play.

So then I was arguing with him but he whistled and this broom flew out of a broom shed and flew right under me talking me up above the pitch. And I then the broom stopped and the game started, I was playing chaser or something and then this beater came from Ravenclaw and started trying to hit me with the bat so I was flying away, but then the other Ravenclaw beater came. I thought I could escape both but then even the Slytherin beaters came so, all four of them were trying to hit me with the bat. I tried to turn around and yell at the beaters that, you didn’t play Qudditch like that, but when I turned around I fell off the broom and onto one of the Ravenclaw’s brooms.

So I went and kicked the Ravenclaw off the broom and grabbed his bat and started to chase the other beaters. The other beaters started to fly away and the whole school was cheering, but then after someone beside me blew a whistle. And that person was Tate. So I was like “What’s up Tate?” and he was all “Vindictus! Tell Chosen the rules!” And Prof V. (who was right beside HIM) was like “No chasing other people back! Or making fun of my clothes! That leads to automatic expulsion from Hogwarts.” So I was like “I didn’t do anything!” And Tate said. “TOO LATE YOUR EXPELLED.”

Story of my life
Legend.

SPOILER!!: Entry # 3

Dear Thingy,

I guess you could say that my dream last night is the weirdest of the three. That’s because it is. I was going into the CoMC Nursery to go and visit Charmander (the Phoenix I took care of last year) but when I got there Charmander wasn’t in his cage. So I went out to the back and he was there waiting for me. When I reached to pet him he bit my hand. So I was like “NO Charmander why would you bite me?” And then after he sort of flew up and began flapping his wings like crazy.

I moved back slowly so I wouldn’t upset him more but then he flew straight toward me to like attack me and knocked me down. I stood up angrily and reached for my crown necklace that I usually had on but it wasn’t there! So I looked on the ground and there it was broken. I got mad so I took my goggles out of my pocket and put them on my face ready for a fight. But then Charmander slowly started to calm down and looked up at the sky.

Macaroni and Cheese was slowly falling from the sky and then all of a sudden the pace quickened and there was Macaroni everywhere. So I reached out and started to try to eat all the Macaroni and Cheese so we wouldn’t die from Macaroni but then after I started getting really full and I started to blow up like a balloon because I kept eating. Then when I reached for another handful of the Macaroni my hand touched something hard and pulled out a real crown. I put it on my head and Charmander started to yell. “Hail the Macaroni King!!!”

Then I woke up.

My dreams are seriously, messed up.
Legend.

Dream Three | May 2073

Dear.... Journal,

It happened all right. I, Duncan Mundungus Fletcher III, won the Triwizard Tournament. I'll wait now for your enthusiastic response.

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No really, I'm not lying, I swear. I won the tournament! I beat out Raiden and Miles and Cameron and Jermaine and Noel and Monique and Brielle and Danika and Nik and Sandra and that other Durmstrang kid I don't even know...

....because I am awesome. And I am the Champion. But, but, the only drawback to my new-found championess... is that I've pretty much dreamed about losing my trophy every night since.

I know what you're gonna say; "Blah blah blah, Fletch, you've had dreams about losing things before." But this dream is different. For one, it's recurring, and no matter what I do, I can't get it to go away or change the outcome. For another, my hair looks totally short and weird in the dream and I have a beard. A beard! Would you believe that, diary journal?! Me, with a great big bushy beard!

Anyway, so here's my most recent dream, right. It starts out in the Great Hall. We're eating porridge for breakfast and there's some in my beard, Merlin knows why. Most importantly, the Triwizard cup is smack dab centered in the middle of the table. I eat my porridge methodically, my eyes fixated on the trophy, and only glance down at my bowl for what seems like second. When I look back up, MY TROPHY IS GONEEEEEEEEE. Gone gone gone gone. I ask everyone around me if they've seen it and where but they just shake their heads no and disappear.

So then I'm out by the lake, holding the trophy in one hand a cupcake in the other. I turn my head to take a bite of the cupcake, and just like that, it's gone from my left hand! The scene flashes blindingly white and then I'm underwater in the lake, eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich out of one hand and holding the cup with the other. I nod and start to wave at the giant squid as he floats by and then I realize the hand I'm waving with is empty. Empty! It was supposed to be holding my beloved cup/trophy!!!!

There are other variations of this dream, and try as I might to analyze them, I can only find a few similarities in them. One is all the food. Two is all the crazy but familiar locations. And three is that duh, obviously, the Triwizard tournament trophy always goes missing.

Personally, I think these dreams are my subconscious telling me that I had better watch out for those sneaky-sneaky other champions who might want a piece of Fletcher Fame and who try occupying my attention with food while they try to run off with my cup. I'll keep my eyes open and my doors locked, Diary Journal. Thanks for allowing me to vent here.

Fletcher

ENTRY ONE


So last night I had a dream that I was back home.
It was Christmas, and Ryan was there with the rest of his side of the family.
We were in my room, talking about how I was getting on at Hogwarts, and talking about his job at the Ministry.

He was showing me all his exam results and, well...they were almost perfect.
I remember him saying "Don't worry, as long as yours are half as good as mine are, you'll be okay." and I thought, well - I can't do THAT badly right?!
Just then...my exam results arrived.

They were the results from my First Year exams...and me and Ryan sat on my bed as I opened them.
I was shocked, I gasped. I'd failed every single one, not a single O...not even an E in anything either!
Ryan laughed...he pointed at me and laughed.
And then it wasn't just Ryan, it was everyone...in my room, the whole family, laughing at me.
Then I woke up.


ENTRY TWO


My next dream was a week or so later.
I was out at the lake, just working on the things we'd learnt in our last Transfiguration lesson and eating alone.
I was sat with a twig, changing it into scarves, hats, poles and everything else imaginable...then I heard something loud in the water.

It looked like Ryan was in the lake...but he was, he was drowning!
I jumped up, shocked. I shouted to him, "RYAN!" , "RYAN ARE YOU OKAY?!", but he didn't reply, I just saw him struggling, and a sickly gurgling sound - he was stuck, he needed help.

I rushed down to the lake-side, dived fully robed into the lake and began to swim towards him, as fast as I could.
The closer I got, the more peculiar the sound he made became...
Eventually I was just inches from him, and I realised. He wasn't gurgling...He wasn't even stuck or drowning...He was laughing.
He gave me a cold, hard stare, and shivers ran down my spine.

Suddenly I was swimming away, faster even than I had swam towards him, but it was no use. He caught up with me instantly - he'd always been the faster swimmer.
He grabbed my foot and pulled me towards me. I saw his eyes again, cold and empty - like he had no soul.
He wrapped his arms around my head and forced me under the waves.
I couldn't breathe - I was drowning. My cousin was killing me.

Then I woke up...


ENTRY THREE

My final dream was a weird one, unlike the others completely actually.
I was again, out by the lake. Sat watching the sunset upon the water, and thinking how beautiful it was.

Again, I was sat with food, when am I not eating?!
Slowly munching on biscuits, dipping them in Nutella.
Then she came, walked right into my life.
An angel sat down beside me, not a real angel...but she was an angel to me.

She was beautiful, in her robes, you could still see her gorgeous curves, and her hair. Glistened in the sunlight.
I was shocked, I glanced at her and said "Hello", nervous - but she just smiled, and took hold of my hand.

Together we just sat there..eating biscuits as the sun set on the lake...even when it had gone, we still sat staring at the ripples... not making a sound, not even talking.


I wasn't woken up until some idiot in our dorm started vomiting everywhere after eating three puking pastilles - he was dared to and actually did it.



That was it...Ryan thought.
Dream Diary done, part of his third final exam...another one he was anxious about.

THIS JOURNAL IS FINISHED.

Entry One

Okay, I had the weirdest dream last night...

I woke up- or it felt as though I had woken up, in a strange bed, in a strange room that was definatly not my own. I looked around me. The room was grand and ostentatious. Definately not my room then. I quickly moved from the room into a very long, seemingly endless corridor. I walked, and walked.... and walked. Until suddenly there was s trange looking door appearing in front of me. I cautiously reached out for the handlle, and turned it slowly. Wondering what was lurking on the other side. I pushed it open and peeked in.

Okay, it was my own room again. Strange, real strange! I sat down on my bed, wondering what on earth could possibly going on. When suddenly, my brother burst into the room. Proclaiming that there was a rather large dragon in the Garden. I quickly ran over to the window, there it was. A dragon. I really don't know for sure what sort of dragon it was. But it was big. Ugly. And really rather scary! I turned to my brother and ran from the room, charging down the stairs and out of the front door. How was this connected to the strange room? I shall never know. I sprinted from my house. Hearing a roar come from not so far behind me, but ignored it and kept on with my running.

I remember falling over, falling into some water. I quickly looked around. Realising that i was somehow back in my garden, in my swimming pool! I started to scream, realising that i must be stuck with this Dragon- sure enough, i turned my head slowly, seeing the dragon sat nearby. He didn't seem to want to harm me, so i very slowly waded out of the pool and approached the dragon. It was, it was asleep- i turned quickly but suddenly felt a big wave of heat from behind me. It had let out a fireball! I remember screaming and running. Running as fast as i could away from it. And then black- I woke up. Nightmare.