Amelie gasped as she felt something slip down onto her head. Laughing she shook her head, turning to the direction it had to have come from as she didn't see it, she looked for the person who'd dropped the plate on her head. She shudders, shaking her head as she laughed, swishing her wand into the air. "Wingardium Leviosa!"She swished her wand in the direction of a gryffindor, smirking as she laughs, twirling her wand in circles as she spins the plate of what looks like it might have once been spaghetti , sending the noodles sprawling like a frisbee towards the boy.

Fletcher didn't want to throw the food, he really didn't. He wanted to eat the food, even if it was days old and rotten and really, really pungent.

It still looked good. Mostly.

So this was why, it should come to no one's surprise, that Duncan Mundungus Fletcher III was currently crawling along under the table, dodging people's legs and trying to follow his nose to the least-repugnant area of food. He poked his head up toward the middle of the table and looked around, grinning as he had found a giant bowl of chocolate pudding. YES. SCORE.

Oh look, he even had a spoon there to eat it with! Fletcher sat up and shoveled a few spoonfuls of dark chocolate pudding into his mouth. He looked around for a target, making sure no one was paying any attention to him at all.

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Well this certainly looked like fun but that kinda wasn't the point of the exercise now was it? Mia held her wand limply by her side as she stood behind the wall of students hoping nobody would notice her...yet.

She was trying her hardest to remember some spells that would help her out but none were forthcoming right now. And knowing her luck if she did cast one she was likely to set something on fire.

Scratching her head with her wand, Mia watched the action going on around her and willed herself to think of at least one spell.

Just one.

Anything.

Aha, who was that Puff there? He recognized her as Salander's friend from Muggle studies. Grinning to himself, Fletcher flicked his wand to levitate his spoonful of pudding. He directed the pudding backward a bit and tipped it, bending the spoon back, back back.... and then he let go......

.....and the spoonful of dark pudding was launched! In the air! Flying toward Mia! YESSSSSS she would never see that one coming.

Oh Holy Merlin Marie had not gotten the shield back up in time and now Evelyn was covered in... something. And now she too was on the ground going on about melting. What was she, the Wicked Witch of the West? "Evelyn, you're not melting," Marie said. Really, she was starting to be as dramatic as Destiny. Speaking of, where was that girl?

Ooh, Raiden was here. He would help them get those rotten boys on the other side of the room. One who now had moldy fruit salad on his head. Haha, that look was... not very becoming.

Oh good, Evelyn was alright. Now they cold continue this. Hmm, who should the next victim be?

Amber frowned as the cupcakes hit against Sal's shieldtray, ruining the fun of seeking someone with cupcake all over their face. She levitated a nasty smelling chef salad using "Wingardium Leviosa!" and slowly started inching it towards Sal, waiting for him to lower his shieldtray. Yes, Amber admitted she was very competitive. Was that such a bad thing?

jumping on an old serving tray and rideing it like a skatebord having the clam chouder hit his leg as he kick stops seeing what look to be a jug of cottage cheese or it could be old milk behind them he pulls it towards them with Wingardium Leviosa!"

Even with not knowing Evelyn all that well, Raiden knew that the girl had a serious aversion to being dirtied up. Which was a bit odd, considering Destiny was her best friend and a teensy bit on the crazy side sometimes. One would probably wonder how that had ever happened, but weirder friendships could and had been formed...

"I'd clean you up but... I'm out here." On the bad side of Marie's shield.

Also, he was protecting himself from... something. Jello. Yes. Apparently that Gryffindor girl who had blown her cauldron in the first lesson also wanted to coat him in sticky jello. Unfortunately for her, Raiden knew vanishing charms. The wiggly substance disappeared as it dropped toward him and he took a step back, catching the bowl in his left hand.

Since she thought it was cool to try at him, he figured she was open game. So, with a flick of his wand and a rather cheeky smirk, the Slytherin prefect sent the rather massive contents of a bowl of potato salad flying at Amber.

It would probably hit, since she couldn't cast two things at once and was currently focused on levitating something toward Salander. Heh.

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Amelie gasped as she felt something slip down onto her head. Laughing she shook her head, turning to the direction it had to have come from as she didn't see it, she looked for the person who'd dropped the plate on her head. She shudders, shaking her head as she laughed, swishing her wand into the air. "Wingardium Leviosa!"She swished her wand in the direction of a gryffindor, smirking as she laughs, twirling her wand in circles as she spins the plate of what looks like it might have once been spaghetti , sending the noodles sprawling like a frisbee towards the boy.

Simon was more prepared this time since he expected retaliation from his target, especially as the food had actually gotten on her instead of missing. As the projectile neared him like a muggle frisbie, the Gryffindor opted to duck out of the way, the plate missing him but not before droppping a couple of strands of spaghetti into his hair.

Eww that was gonna be gross to clean out, he mused shaking his head to try and dislodge it.

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jumping on an old serving tray and rideing it like a skatebord having the clam chouder hit his leg as he kick stops seeing what look to be a jug of cottage cheese or it could be old milk behind them he pulls it towards them with Wingardium Leviosa!"

Looking at the table where the food had been laid out, he looked for another item to work with, finding a non-too disturbed soup toureen nearby a Hufflepuff first year that looked to be skating. "Bombarda!" he cast aiming at it, hoping the resulting splash had a wide enough reach.

Just as she was taking a tentative step forward with wand raised, intending on using the levitation charm to throw some food, Mia felt something SPLAT against the side of her face.

She stumbled sideways before whirling around to find the culprit. She spotted the Huffie champion underneath the table and Mia didn't know whether he had been the one but she figured she was just fire at him anyway.

Beside her was a bowl of mashed potato and she stuck her hand in it and pulled out a big scoop and threw it in FLETCHER'S direction.

She would get to the magic part in a minute.

Amber had almost reached Sal's head with the chef salad, but was suddenly caught off guard by a wave of potato salad hitting her smack in the head. Her eyes narrowed as she turned towards Raiden, accidentally dropping the chef salad on Michael. She frowned as she realized something. DANG IT! He used a vanishing charm! Why didn't she think of that? She smiled, deciding to continue her terrorizing of Sal. She'd get back at Raiden later. Cue evil grin.

She levitated a bowl of mustard at Sal, waiting for it to hit his clever shieldtray. If only the ones on her side were clean enough to use...

"Too much nasty mess on the floor yeargh!" the lad griped, and started evanescoing a decent area where their team could stand without slipping and falling down. In his hasty clean up he spotted his buddy-- what is he doing?!?! "Oi, Fletch! Where'd you get that pudding? Dont you know that most of the food here are rotten enough to make you hightailing for the toilets?" he chided, not even following where the catapulted pudding went to because......

... he was attacked on both fronts.

Salander spotted the mustard bowl hovering over his head. "Oh no!" he said as he cast a knockback jinx at the levitating food, sending it away from anybody (no not at Amber heh). By then he had spotted the flying curdle aiming straight for him at the last second, lowering his shieldtray and the curdle hitting most of it-- except that the splatter went all over his face. Nasty sour!curddle.

She smiled as she chuckled, watching the bit of spaghetti land in her hair, she smiled, her wand flicking towards a bowl of crisps, soft from sitting out and flicked her wand backwards behind her, smiling as she watched it fly overhead and dodged a few that slipped from out of the bowl as it went. Her head turned, watching and then making a face, a soft gasp slipping from between her lips as she watched the crisps slid around the edge of the bowl and out, scattering through the air and towards Raiden. A fleeting fear flashed through her head before she was reminded that this was class time, not just for fun.

seeing it hit him the outher guy in the face he get a bit of a gag in the back of his throat ,wich dosent help as the soup lands all over his left arm

As Louisa recovered from the former fit of giggling, she ran towards the food... something yellowish lying there which she couldn't recognize.. but it must be food right? Because it was on the table. Who cares anyway!She took a handful of this 'food' and threw it at the closest student her hand would reach. A Hufflepuff same-age boy

Marie looked at Raiden when he made his comment to Evelyn about cleaning her up. What did he mean he was out there? He was right next to them.

Seeing him vanish some jello and then catch the bowl she figured out what he meant. He was on the outside of her shield. Right. Things could get out but not in, including Raiden. "Um I'll drop the shield just please hurry up and clean that mess off her so I can put the shield back up." She did NOT need those crazy boys to realize that her shield was back down, they would probably bombard them with something that was disgusting.

Dropping her shield from Evelyn she stood there waiting... and watching to make sure nothing came flying at them unexpectedly.

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Just as she was taking a tentative step forward with wand raised, intending on using the levitation charm to throw some food, Mia felt something SPLAT against the side of her face.

She stumbled sideways before whirling around to find the culprit. She spotted the Huffie champion underneath the table and Mia didn't know whether he had been the one but she figured she was just fire at him anyway.

Beside her was a bowl of mashed potato and she stuck her hand in it and pulled out a big scoop and threw it in FLETCHER'S direction.

She would get to the magic part in a minute.

Fletcher was about to duck under the table to go searching for another snack when he felt something wet slideeee across the bottom of his cheek and into his chin.

Huhhhhh? Fletcher stuck on his pinky and scooped a little off his face to taste it. Mmmm. Garlic mashed potatoes. DELICIOUS.

"Thanks, doll!" he shouted toward the OBVIOUS culprit. Mia. Well. He would get her back. Fletcher spotted a bowl of cinnamony, softly cooked apple slices. A-ha! Excellent.

He locomotered the apples out of their dish and decided to try a different spell. "OPPUNGO!" With another whooooooooosh! the apples went flying for Mia's hair. "HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?!"

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"Too much nasty mess on the floor yeargh!" the lad griped, and started evanescoing a decent area where their team could stand without slipping and falling down. In his hasty clean up he spotted his buddy-- what is he doing?!?! "Oi, Fletch! Where'd you get that pudding? Dont you know that most of the food here are rotten enough to make you hightailing for the toilets?" he chided, not even following where the catapulted pudding went to because......

Er... and Salander's point was.....? "I swear I just saw this pudding on the table yesterday!" he shouted back to Salander, shrugging and sticking a finger in the bowl. He licked it off again and nodded. "Still tastes fine to me."

Eh, it'd be worth it even if he did get sick. THIS WAS FUN!!!!!!11!11

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She smiled as she chuckled, watching the bit of spaghetti land in her hair, she smiled, her wand flicking towards a bowl of crisps, soft from sitting out and flicked her wand backwards behind her, smiling as she watched it fly overhead and dodged a few that slipped from out of the bowl as it went. Her head turned, watching and then making a face, a soft gasp slipping from between her lips as she watched the crisps slid around the edge of the bowl and out, scattering through the air and towards Raiden. A fleeting fear flashed through her head before she was reminded that this was class time, not just for fun.

Oh bugger.

"Arresto momentum," he muttered, flicking his wand and taking a step back. It slowed them enough that he could side-step, and he let them pass him by. He could have reversed them, and sent them back at the girl, but he had other things to do.

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Marie looked at Raiden when he made his comment to Evelyn about cleaning her up. What did he mean he was out there? He was right next to them.

Seeing him vanish some jello and then catch the bowl she figured out what he meant. He was on the outside of her shield. Right. Things could get out but not in, including Raiden. "Um I'll drop the shield just please hurry up and clean that mess off her so I can put the shield back up." She did NOT need those crazy boys to realize that her shield was back down, they would probably bombard them with something that was disgusting.

Dropping her shield from Evelyn she stood there waiting... and watching to make sure nothing came flying at them unexpectedly.

"Won't take but a second," he murmured, grabbing Evelyn's arm and pulling her upright with as much gentleness as was possible. What use was cleaning her up if she just fell down and ended up getting covered in it again, after all.

A few cleaning charms were enough to clean her off, but he could do nothing about the treacley smell that lingered on her at the moment.

Well he probably could, but he was more going for getting her clean quickly so Marie could get her shield back up. With another quiet flick at her feet to clean off her shoes and the floor around them, he grinned and let go of her arm, taking a step back.

All clear!

Amelie watched as the crisps fell to the side she turned back to the food, sending a platter of carrots, now mush, flying with a flick of her wand. "Wingardium Leviosa" She smiled softly as the orangeish green mess went soaring. She didn't want to be whoever that mess hit.

Splish splosh.

Splish splosh.

Avoiding the eyes of people with food in their hands, Destiny slowly made her way over to Evelyn, Marie and Raiden. It seemed they always stuck together during these DADA practical lessons, and they totally dominated the class. Paint bubbles, anyone?

It was a real shame the food was moldy rotten. Making her way to her friends, her eyes caught a perfect pile of potatoes on the floor and she really, REALLY wanted to be right in front of it. No, she did not want to eat it. It was still on the floor and even though she had the intelligence level of a Hufflepuff, she did not want to act like one. Eating off the floor was gross! Besides, she had other things in mind for that potato pile.

She wanted to make a POTATO MAN!

YES!

She would give this potato man meatball eyes, yeah! And she could use those moldy rolls as arms, and, ANNNNND! she would put a gravy boat on top of his head! As soon as the boat would touch the Potato Man's head he would come to life! He would then learn to walk, and next thing you would know, the Potato Man would be singing songs and wishing everyone a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Too busy with her reverie about singing and holding this nonexistent Potato Man's roll arms, she didn't realize she was standing right in the line of fire.

Meh.

"Anytime babe." She yelled back, clearly enjoying herself now. Mia was just running a hand down the side of her face to wipe the pudding off when she heard him yell out again.

Apple slices?

Flicking her wand up in front of her, she tried another spell. "Imp - Impedimenta." She cried out. And the spell kinda worked. The first couple of apple slices did in fact slow down but the rest did not. They smacked straight into her face. One even hung off her nose.

Okay that does it!!

Spotting a huge mould of jell-o sitting on the table right near Fletcher's head, Mia gave her wand a quick swish and flick.

"Wingardium Leviosa." She said, levitating the jell-o over Fletcher's head and then flicking her wand upwards releasing the jell-o from the charm.

seeing the girl grad a hand full of what looked to be liver and onions he shouts "protago "and slides under a table on the serving tray

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"Anytime babe." She yelled back, clearly enjoying herself now. Mia was just running a hand down the side of her face to wipe the pudding off when she heard him yell out again.

Apple slices?

Flicking her wand up in front of her, she tried another spell. "Imp - Impedimenta." She cried out. And the spell kinda worked. The first couple of apple slices did in fact slow down but the rest did not. They smacked straight into her face. One even hung off her nose.

Okay that does it!!

Spotting a huge mould of jell-o sitting on the table right near Fletcher's head, Mia gave her wand a quick swish and flick.

"Wingardium Leviosa." She said, levitating the jell-o over Fletcher's head and then flicking her wand upwards releasing the jell-o from the charm.

Fletcher started laughing soooooo hard when Mia's nose caught an apple slice. So hard. He was literally slapping the table and couldn't even see because of the happy tears in his eyes.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA," he continued. His abs were actually hurting now due to the hilarity of the situation. Oh man. Where was a camera when you needed one? Now would be the PERFECT opportunity to snap a shot and send it in to that gossip ra----


PLOP.


"What. The. Hell." Fletcher's grin was wiped off his face like an eraser on a chalkboard. He felt a sudden cool, galoopy galoppy wriggly mess falling off and around his precious hair. He reached a hand up to the top of his head and his eyes widened as his hand came down with a fist full of Jell-O.

Oh Hell-No. "THAT'S DISGUSTING." He addressed Mia, pointing at her now. "THAT IS SO, SO GROSS," said the boy who once ate a sandwich off the floor of this very hall. "SO GROSS. YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON."

But he could be worse. He summoned an entire tureen of moldy gravy toward him and made it even more vile by casting a silent furnunculous on the pot. And to make it better, Fletch muttered, "Geminio," and duplicated the gravy that was so moldy it had green furrrrr.

Two gravies were better than one. Looking back up at Mia, Fletcher narrowed his dark eyes and levitated the pots on either side of him. He made a motion with his wand and his free hand like he was going to clap and sent the two gravy tureens hurtling toward either side of Mia's arms.

Fact. No one messed with the GltterPuff's hair and survived.

Of course, she should have known someone would try to attack when her shield was down. Well attack Raiden that is. The one who was going to clean Evelyn off. Thank Merlin he was quick with the spells and was able to avoid getting hit.

Once he had all the goo off Evelyn and he stepped back she quickly put her shield back up protecting both the girls.

Now back to the food fight. Who could she hit? Eh it didn't matter. She'd just start throwing and see who she could hit. Levitating some disgusting glazed carrots she flung them across the room towards...

Huh, when did Destiny get there? Where had she been hiding all this time? "Um Destiny, I would move if I were you, before you get hit with something. And you may want to shield yourself." Marie would put her behind her shield but her friend was too far away.

Now it was her turn to laugh as she watched the huge mould of jell-o plop straight onto Fletcher's head. Mia had to cover her mouth and nose because she was laughing that hard that she had snorted a couple of times.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." His hair and face were now a nice shade of blue colour from the jell-o. And man she could just imagine how sticky it was as well.

Mia's eyes widened as he screamed like a banshee at her and her laughter quickly subsided and she placed her hands on her hips.

He was calling her gross?

"Oh. OH! Says the guy who just two seconds ago ate three day old pudding off a spoon someone else had eaten off." Mia poked her tongue out at him.

Oh crap!

What was he sending her way now?

She quickly raised her wand and tried to think of something. Anything. That would help her against the two gravy tureens he was sending her way. Mia pointed her wand at one of them, "REDUCTO." She screamed and was satisfied to see that she had blasted that one out of the way but the second tureen hit her in the chest and the moldy gravy splashed down her robes and onto her arm.

Well that hadn't been too bad until there was a burning sensation on her arm and she looked down in horror to see boils erupting on her skin.

"FLETCHER!!" She screamed and shaking her arm around in the air as the pain increased "YOU GAVE ME BOILS. YOU HORRIBLE BOY!!"

Thankfully it was her left arm and not her right. Mia raised her wand and pointed it straight at Fletcher's head.

"DENSAUGEO." She screeched before crumpling to the floor and holding onto her arm.

He sorta half nodded at that Fletcher guy who was apparently on his 'side' but working on Mia and getting himself in a tizzy. Gravy? Eeehehheh.

At least people had his back, despite certain she-snakes trying to take his WAND. Yeahhh thats right Evelyn we know you can't resist us. Pshhaw.

Jim decided a two pronged attack would be best. He levitated a whole lot of the giant rotten fruit from the bowl of ammo he'd scored himself already, and threw some by hand two.

As pretty as those girls were? They were working with Safety Badge. Enemy!

Patroclus was still as clean as ever.

However now that his jello shield was gone he need to protect himself. Remebering what the Headmaster had said about thinking out of the box, Patroclus surveyed the table. Selecting a large silver plater, "Geminio!" and smiled as it duplicated before his eyes. With another few flicks,"Wingardium Leviosa! Fixite! Locomotor Platers!" Patroclus had the platers rotating around him like moons orbiting a planet!


Patroclus the Planet, with his orbting sheilds, unstoppable!