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SPOILER!!: Sharing the Love with Hugs, Pie Head Champion & Fine, leave me alone with this boy Haha, that cherry pie went perfect with the shepherd pie that was already in Fletcher's hair. Watching it run down his head and under his collar made her just want to go over and smush the gooey goodness in... you know condition his hair a little. Awww, was little Fletcher pouting now? Some champion he was. Can't even take a little pie to the head. Oh look, he knows how to grow bananas, and explode them... right on Evelyn. Oh he better run. She was not going to like that one little bit. Hearing the king of hugs talking her attention was drawn from Fletcher to Jimmy. Good look for her? Yeah right. She was rather fond of her previous look... the CLEAN look. "Enjoy my look now because this is the last time you will see it." This would be the last time anyone would ever see this look. Even after a cleaning spell she would still be running to the shower. "Riiiight, sharing the love." If this is what he called love he could keep it. Whyyy was he letting Destiny go but not her? Did he enjoy torturing her like this, getting the goo that was meant for him all over her too. This so was not going the way she had planned. Not that she had planned anything beyond that first attack. Watching Destiny stumble backwards she totally missed Mr. Hugs shake his head. Gross! More milk chunks landed in her hair when he shook his head. "You really should stop shaking your head like that. You might give yourself whiplash." Or you know keep getting goop in her hair which she really was not fond of. Oh and he was hugging her even tighter... and squishing the goo into her clothes even more. Aww, he was sorry and was just trying to show it. Yeah right. She didn't miss that evil little grin of his. It was the same one she had just shown him not two minutes ago. Not wanting to seem ungrateful for the hug she hugged him back. Not before she grabbed a handful of... well she didn't know what she grabbed since her back was to the table, she just knew it felt disgusting whatever it was. Putting one arm around his waist and the other around his neck she carefully dropped whatever was in her hand down the back of his shirt. She then proceeded to squish it all around with her other hand. "Yes, hugging is definitely good." Hehe |
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Kita gasped as he fell. She wanted to defeat him (being quite competitive and all) but not in this way. Definitely not. "No, no, no!" she screamed. She looked around her and ran towards him, trying and failing to dodge the various types of food that were flying around. She felt as though her hair was weighing her down what with the amount of food that was stuck there. She tucked a strand of her brunette locks behind her ear and continued running. Upon reaching him, she bent down and looked at all the food that was on him. "Hey! Um..." she realised that she didn't know his name but decided to continue anyways, "Um, are you ok? I'm sorry about the attack of the killer jelly." She groaned slightly whilst a voice in her head said, Don't make jokes now! In her haste, she hadn't noticed the girl that was also standing next to the boy who was lying on the floor. She didn't mean to, but she couldn't help recalling what she had overhead. Turning to her, she asked, "So you attacked him with the celery and the pudding!" Quote:
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Fee was surprised for a little moment. Do something Fee,do something. "Proteeeego",she called. What was around to throw?! Ohhhhhh. Tomato juice. Quote:
"Sorry love", she giggled. Taking a bowl pudding she amied her wand at Cass. "Locomotor,bowl", she laughed a little. Quote:
Fee screamed as half eaten tarts attacked her. Disgusting. "Woaaahhhhh Kita", she laughed,"payback is sweet." Her bestie seemed to be all caught up in the game. How funny. Taking a bowl of masched potatoes she aimed her wand at her bestie. "Locomotor bowl." |
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And then she saw the mashed potatoes. In a haste to try not to get covered, Kita screamed, "PROTEGO!" She was happy to see the shield that had formed but she wasn't happy to see that some of the mashed potatoes had landed on her, causing it to mix in with the gloop of the other food that had been chucked her way. She screamed in frustration and searched some more. Where's all the nasty food?! she thought as she looked at the table and the floor. It was at that moment that she noticed the rotten vegetables. Well, not completely rotten but more brown than green. Smirking, she whispered, "Wingardium Leviosa!" She hovered it above Fee's head, hoping she didn't notice. Kita let gave a little flick of her wand and let go of the vegetables... |
SPOILER!!: Destiny the DISGUSTING Fletcher blinked and dropped his shield that was currently blocking some French Fries from heading his way. What. The. Hell. Was. On. His. Face. And. WHY???????! "Eweweweweweweurrrrrghuuuuuuh!" the boy exclaimed, making flaily arms at whoever was slapping him with a piece of meet. He popped one eye open and spied that GIRL, the one who had TOMATO'd him and made him think he was bleeding. WELL. He could retaliate against that! Fletcher reached his left hand out and scooped up a giant handful of month-old sweet potato casserole. He attempted to still fight off the bologna slapping with one hand and used the hand full of sweet potato to smoooooosh it against the She-Snake's face. Right where her mouth should be. "Yum yum yum, open up!" he cooed in a baby voice, making little airplane sounds and all as he smushed more and more of the orange casserole against her face. And chin. And nose. |
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Why Kurumi had to throw that orange juice on Alex..!!!!!!! Alex did not like orange juice much.. Fantastic now Alex was enjoying this.. Alex tried to clean herself with " Aguamenti " now Alex aimed at cooki hater and directly aimed at Kurumi and some girl she did not know which house it is.. Let them taste it!!!!!!!!! |
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"Yeah, I threw the celery and pudding," Alice said with a tiny smile. "It was just sitting there completely unbothered, so I figured it would be a good item to throw. Apparently not though," Alice said, looking back down at Salander nervously. "I'm Alice by the way," Alice said, extending her hand out to the girl. |
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Daisy dived under a table and held her wand at the ready. She still smelled like moldy old cheese cake, but her revenge was won. She ran a hand through her hair forgetting for a second that it was covered in old slimy food, but that didn't matter because she planned on taking a shower as soon as this nightmare ended. "Now who should I attack next?" |
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The shield she had cast was already starting to weaken, firstie *shame shame*, and Kurumi searched the tables for her next weapon of choice and found some pies that were filled with a dark brownish slime and gooey liquid. Perhaps this pie had been apple once? She charmed the pie and sent it sailing across the room, spinning in fast circles as it went. The brown goop was spilling all over the sides and flying in all directions. Getting hit by flying goo probably wouldn't be so bad...it was the pie that was going to be gross...and the Ravenclaw girl was in danger of getting a pie in the face. |
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Keeping her wand trained on the pitcher, she leaned over quickly to snag a few more of the disgusting cupcakes, like she'd thrown earlier. Her hand was quickly getting covered in smelly chocolate frosting, but that was the price she needed to pay for keeping in the battle. She'd clean it later. Returning to a standing position, she winged the cupcakes at the Gryffie girl one right after the other, before ducking as the pie tin flew over her head. And another giggle burst from her as she realized her height had given her an advantage. Even though the other girl wasn't very tall either. However, she didn't wait to find out what or who the pie had hit. Constant vigilance. |
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She smiled as the girl introduced herself as Alice. "Nice to meet you, Alice," she said, shaking her hand, "I'm Kita." |
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Alice zoned for a second before turning her attention back to Salander. "Do you think we should try to get him to sit up?" Alice asked, looking at Salander who didn't appear to be making any progress in the getting up department. |
SPOILER!!: Kurumi and The Claw! Ewwww! Was that a pitcher of Pee floating towards him? Patroclus eye's grew very wide as the pitcher of some yellow looking liquid got closer and closer! Pointing his wand at the Pitch just as it began to tip towards him, Patroclus muttered, "Revertoscutum!" As a blue shield appeared the Liquid began to revert to Lemons as they passed through the aura. "Ow....Oh......Aw......oh!" Patroclus laughed as the lemons began to bounce off his head one by one. One even squirting juice as it hit, "Not what I was expecting!" he smiled to Kurumi as she sent pie in the Claw's direction. So Patroclus had frosting on his arm, and his hair was sticky wth juice! It was time for payback! Seeing a stack of moldy cheese and ham sandwiches Patroclus got an idea, "Avis!" he cried the birds appearing and collecting the sandwiches in their talons, "Oppugno!" Diving Bombing Birds with Sandwich Missile! Watch out Claw! |
SPOILER!!: Big P & The Claw! Kurumi had just managed to dodge a few cupcakes, before one smacked her square in the face. Maybe she had made a mistake in dealing with older students? While she was probably way over her head, at least she could observe. She didn't have time to react as a few more cupcakes came flying at her, but her martial arts instincts kicked in as she began blocking the projectiles with a plate. When Patroclus charmed some birds into existence, Kurumi found herself giggling as the birds picked up some moldy sandwiches and began dive bombing the girl. "Nice one," she smiled deciding to give that charm a try. Since that girl was so insistant on throwing cupcakes at her...Kurumi ought to return the favor, yes? "Avis!" she repeated just as she had seen Patroclus do. The birds then picked up a moly cupcake each and once Kurumi shouted "Oppugno!" they went diving after the girl just as the other birds were attacking with sandwiches. "Thanks for showing me a new trick," she winked at the older boy. Constant vigilance through observation, baby! |
i hear y'all convo, even cant quote them all heh SPOILER!!: Alice and Kita Salander lay perfectly still, listening to Alice and the Puff who introduced herself as Kita. He found that lying on a pile of leftovers and food sludge was actually quite comfortably soft, in a funky, smelly, squishy sort of way. Awww are they gettin' worried over poor 'ol outnumbered me? How sweet, I should return the favor.... he thought as he pretended to groan belatedly. Slowly he sat up, popping off the cucumber slices that had happened to lodge themselves over his eyes. He looked liked someone's vegan snack exploded all over him. "Coordinated attack, very not bad..." he replied at the two girls. Feigning pain, he added "There's something I have to tell you..." he whispered, gripping Alice's shoulder and drawing her closer to Kita. He raised his wand between them as if to show it, then flicked his eyes mischievously behind them, aiming at the innocent looking punch bowls that contained fermenting grape juice. "ACCIO!" he flicked his wand, send grape juice hurtling straight for their backs. He scampered away quickly, cackling. "I wanted to say... Vintage is in ladies!" |
mention of Salander and the vintage joke. And I may have to leave for dinner shortly. Text Cut: Patroclus and Kurumi The look on the Gryffie boy's face as he noticed the pitcher was hilarious, and Grayson let herself crack another smile. She wasn't about to let her vigilance break too much, not right now. Not when she didn't know who might send something else after her, even though him and the Gryffie girl seemed to be the only ones. But at least, as Gryffie boy used a charm on the liquid, she found out it had actually been lemonade. The sight of lemons bouncing off him was pretty funny too. And the Gryffie girl was dodging moldy cupcakes pretty well, until one hit her in the face. Direct hit!, seh thought gleefully. It was nice to know her aim was still awesome. And she turned around as she heard Salander speak, grinning a little at his grape juice trick. That was pretty awesome too. But her eyes widened as she turned back to see millions of birds start flying her way, armed with yucky sandwiches and cupcakes. Ewwwwwwwwww. Frosting on her hand was bad enough, thank you very much. Swinging her wand around again, she aimed for the birds. "Incendio! Impedimenta! Stupefy!" And she reached over quickly and grabbed a tray from the table to act as a shield if any of them didn't get hit by her volley of spells. And then she peeked out from behind the tray for a moment to glare at the evil Gryffies. "Tarantallegra!," she cast for good measure, aiming the spell int heir direction. Not caring who she hit at this point, as she was still trying to avoid evil birds. |
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He cringed at the sensation of.... something disgusting going down the back of his shirt. "Yeah?" Cringe. "Well, we can try the hugging thing again later, huh?" He laughed, good naturedly and let her go, not retaliating this time. No, instead he was all about de-goopifying. He scourgified his hair and face, along with tergeo where the food stuff was a little more.... liquid... and then once he'd got most of it off, thanks to blondie here, he had to tackle the crud she'd dropped down the back of his shirt. He untucked himself and undid the buttons, just giving up and tugging the whole sodding mess free. It was hard to see how bad it was, but he could feel it dripping down his back. Not as bad as it could be. Jimmy looked over his shoulder at his bare back to examine the damage. Then he got to work vanishing as much of it as he could. Surely he wouldn't get in trouble for stripping off in class? Extenuating circumstances, right? ARGH there was.... some he couldn't quite get at, just between his shoulderblades. He made a puppy dog face at Blondie. Her fault. Along with those other she-devils. He wouldn't put it past any of them to start pummeling him with food again now that he was presenting a semi-clean target in all his bare chested and shirtless glory. He cast aguamenti down his back, succeeding in dislodging and washing most of the remaining goop free. Heck that was a good idea. He blasted himself with water, feeling better already. |
"Okay, okay," Tate held up his hands with a laugh. This disgusting battle of the ages has gone on long enough, and I have seen some VERY creative uses of a number of spells. I hope you've gleaned some of the lesson, in between getting creamed corn crammed in your ears and old pudding wiped in your hair." They all looked AND smelled rather disgusting. "At this time, you're all dismissed. I expect you to go right to your bathroom and clean off. I don't want to hear tales of food found in the tapestries or general living areas of the castle. Once you've gotten clean, I will post the homework shortly." |
Cass frowned a bit when she heard that it was already the end of the lesson. At least she'll be able to clean up now... "Good Bye professor. Thanks for the wonderfully awesome lesson." She told him as she left the great hall to clean up her hair. Why is it she always manages to get dirty every time she attends DADA class? |
Amber grinned. This had been one of the best classes she'd ever had! She'd miss these lessons next year... "Great lesson, professor! This was so much fun, a lot more fun than sitting in a classroom all day. I'm going to miss these next year." She smiled, then walked out of the Great Hall, her bag levitating behind her. No need to get that covered with rotten food too. |
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"Hmmmph." Fletcher slowlyyyyyyy sat the expired pumpkin juice down and stepped down from the bench. "All right, Headmaster, I'll hand it you. That was one filthy, disgustingly awesome lesson." He exchanged a wicked grin with the Ravenclaw kid who had also been attacked by the she-Snakes and took inspiration from him. Fletcher also undid his shirt and shook food out of his hair and out from where it had trickled down his neck and onto his back. "Disssssgusting." He might actually go shower after this. |
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… … WHAT WAS THIS?! OMG! Evelyn gasped as she felt something splatter all over her. In her hair, on her shoulders, down her shirt… O___O!! What was this? The smell! It was horrific! And had a tinge of banana to it. Or maybe it was peanuts… Quote:
…MELTING! She was MELTING! MELTING…red stuff. BLEEDING! She was bleeding TOMATO SOUP! And she knew it was tomato soup because her mouth had been hanging open do to the fact that she GASPED when being covered with exploding banana peanuts. ACK! MELTINGOMGSHEWASMELTING! Quote:
They could go now? Really? Destiny? Marie? Her clothes were ruined. Ruined!!! |
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