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Fletcher didn't want to throw the food, he really didn't. He wanted to eat the food, even if it was days old and rotten and really, really pungent. It still looked good. Mostly. So this was why, it should come to no one's surprise, that Duncan Mundungus Fletcher III was currently crawling along under the table, dodging people's legs and trying to follow his nose to the least-repugnant area of food. He poked his head up toward the middle of the table and looked around, grinning as he had found a giant bowl of chocolate pudding. YES. SCORE. Oh look, he even had a spoon there to eat it with! Fletcher sat up and shoveled a few spoonfuls of dark chocolate pudding into his mouth. He looked around for a target, making sure no one was paying any attention to him at all. Quote:
.....and the spoonful of dark pudding was launched! In the air! Flying toward Mia! YESSSSSS she would never see that one coming. |
SPOILER!!: Raiden, Evelyn, Salander Oh Holy Merlin Marie had not gotten the shield back up in time and now Evelyn was covered in... something. And now she too was on the ground going on about melting. What was she, the Wicked Witch of the West? "Evelyn, you're not melting," Marie said. Really, she was starting to be as dramatic as Destiny. Speaking of, where was that girl? Ooh, Raiden was here. He would help them get those rotten boys on the other side of the room. One who now had moldy fruit salad on his head. Haha, that look was... not very becoming. Oh good, Evelyn was alright. Now they cold continue this. Hmm, who should the next victim be? |
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"I'd clean you up but... I'm out here." On the bad side of Marie's shield. Also, he was protecting himself from... something. Jello. Yes. Apparently that Gryffindor girl who had blown her cauldron in the first lesson also wanted to coat him in sticky jello. Unfortunately for her, Raiden knew vanishing charms. The wiggly substance disappeared as it dropped toward him and he took a step back, catching the bowl in his left hand. Since she thought it was cool to try at him, he figured she was open game. So, with a flick of his wand and a rather cheeky smirk, the Slytherin prefect sent the rather massive contents of a bowl of potato salad flying at Amber. It would probably hit, since she couldn't cast two things at once and was currently focused on levitating something toward Salander. Heh. |
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Just as she was taking a tentative step forward with wand raised, intending on using the levitation charm to throw some food, Mia felt something SPLAT against the side of her face. She stumbled sideways before whirling around to find the culprit. She spotted the Huffie champion underneath the table and Mia didn't know whether he had been the one but she figured she was just fire at him anyway. Beside her was a bowl of mashed potato and she stuck her hand in it and pulled out a big scoop and threw it in FLETCHER'S direction. She would get to the magic part in a minute. |
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She levitated a bowl of mustard at Sal, waiting for it to hit his clever shieldtray. If only the ones on her side were clean enough to use... |
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Salander spotted the mustard bowl hovering over his head. "Oh no!" he said as he cast a knockback jinx at the levitating food, sending it away from anybody (no not at Amber heh). By then he had spotted the flying curdle aiming straight for him at the last second, lowering his shieldtray and the curdle hitting most of it-- except that the splatter went all over his face. Nasty sour!curddle. |
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Seeing him vanish some jello and then catch the bowl she figured out what he meant. He was on the outside of her shield. Right. Things could get out but not in, including Raiden. "Um I'll drop the shield just please hurry up and clean that mess off her so I can put the shield back up." She did NOT need those crazy boys to realize that her shield was back down, they would probably bombard them with something that was disgusting. Dropping her shield from Evelyn she stood there waiting... and watching to make sure nothing came flying at them unexpectedly. |
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Huhhhhh? Fletcher stuck on his pinky and scooped a little off his face to taste it. Mmmm. Garlic mashed potatoes. DELICIOUS. "Thanks, doll!" he shouted toward the OBVIOUS culprit. Mia. Well. He would get her back. Fletcher spotted a bowl of cinnamony, softly cooked apple slices. A-ha! Excellent. He locomotered the apples out of their dish and decided to try a different spell. "OPPUNGO!" With another whooooooooosh! the apples went flying for Mia's hair. "HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?!" Quote:
Eh, it'd be worth it even if he did get sick. THIS WAS FUN!!!!!!11!11 |
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"Arresto momentum," he muttered, flicking his wand and taking a step back. It slowed them enough that he could side-step, and he let them pass him by. He could have reversed them, and sent them back at the girl, but he had other things to do. Quote:
A few cleaning charms were enough to clean her off, but he could do nothing about the treacley smell that lingered on her at the moment. Well he probably could, but he was more going for getting her clean quickly so Marie could get her shield back up. With another quiet flick at her feet to clean off her shoes and the floor around them, he grinned and let go of her arm, taking a step back. All clear! |
Amelie watched as the crisps fell to the side she turned back to the food, sending a platter of carrots, now mush, flying with a flick of her wand. "Wingardium Leviosa" She smiled softly as the orangeish green mess went soaring. She didn't want to be whoever that mess hit. |
Evelyn, Marie & Raiden? Splish splosh. Splish splosh. Avoiding the eyes of people with food in their hands, Destiny slowly made her way over to Evelyn, Marie and Raiden. It seemed they always stuck together during these DADA practical lessons, and they totally dominated the class. Paint bubbles, anyone? It was a real shame the food was moldy rotten. Making her way to her friends, her eyes caught a perfect pile of potatoes on the floor and she really, REALLY wanted to be right in front of it. No, she did not want to eat it. It was still on the floor and even though she had the intelligence level of a Hufflepuff, she did not want to act like one. Eating off the floor was gross! Besides, she had other things in mind for that potato pile. She wanted to make a POTATO MAN! YES! She would give this potato man meatball eyes, yeah! And she could use those moldy rolls as arms, and, ANNNNND! she would put a gravy boat on top of his head! As soon as the boat would touch the Potato Man's head he would come to life! He would then learn to walk, and next thing you would know, the Potato Man would be singing songs and wishing everyone a HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Too busy with her reverie about singing and holding this nonexistent Potato Man's roll arms, she didn't realize she was standing right in the line of fire. Meh. |
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"Anytime babe." She yelled back, clearly enjoying herself now. Mia was just running a hand down the side of her face to wipe the pudding off when she heard him yell out again. Apple slices? Flicking her wand up in front of her, she tried another spell. "Imp - Impedimenta." She cried out. And the spell kinda worked. The first couple of apple slices did in fact slow down but the rest did not. They smacked straight into her face. One even hung off her nose. Okay that does it!! Spotting a huge mould of jell-o sitting on the table right near Fletcher's head, Mia gave her wand a quick swish and flick. "Wingardium Leviosa." She said, levitating the jell-o over Fletcher's head and then flicking her wand upwards releasing the jell-o from the charm. |
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA," he continued. His abs were actually hurting now due to the hilarity of the situation. Oh man. Where was a camera when you needed one? Now would be the PERFECT opportunity to snap a shot and send it in to that gossip ra---- PLOP. "What. The. Hell." Fletcher's grin was wiped off his face like an eraser on a chalkboard. He felt a sudden cool, galoopy galoppy wriggly mess falling off and around his precious hair. He reached a hand up to the top of his head and his eyes widened as his hand came down with a fist full of Jell-O. Oh Hell-No. "THAT'S DISGUSTING." He addressed Mia, pointing at her now. "THAT IS SO, SO GROSS," said the boy who once ate a sandwich off the floor of this very hall. "SO GROSS. YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON." But he could be worse. He summoned an entire tureen of moldy gravy toward him and made it even more vile by casting a silent furnunculous on the pot. And to make it better, Fletch muttered, "Geminio," and duplicated the gravy that was so moldy it had green furrrrr. Two gravies were better than one. Looking back up at Mia, Fletcher narrowed his dark eyes and levitated the pots on either side of him. He made a motion with his wand and his free hand like he was going to clap and sent the two gravy tureens hurtling toward either side of Mia's arms. Fact. No one messed with the GltterPuff's hair and survived. |
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Once he had all the goo off Evelyn and he stepped back she quickly put her shield back up protecting both the girls. Now back to the food fight. Who could she hit? Eh it didn't matter. She'd just start throwing and see who she could hit. Levitating some disgusting glazed carrots she flung them across the room towards... Huh, when did Destiny get there? Where had she been hiding all this time? "Um Destiny, I would move if I were you, before you get hit with something. And you may want to shield yourself." Marie would put her behind her shield but her friend was too far away. |
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Now it was her turn to laugh as she watched the huge mould of jell-o plop straight onto Fletcher's head. Mia had to cover her mouth and nose because she was laughing that hard that she had snorted a couple of times. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." His hair and face were now a nice shade of blue colour from the jell-o. And man she could just imagine how sticky it was as well. Mia's eyes widened as he screamed like a banshee at her and her laughter quickly subsided and she placed her hands on her hips. He was calling her gross? "Oh. OH! Says the guy who just two seconds ago ate three day old pudding off a spoon someone else had eaten off." Mia poked her tongue out at him. Oh crap! What was he sending her way now? She quickly raised her wand and tried to think of something. Anything. That would help her against the two gravy tureens he was sending her way. Mia pointed her wand at one of them, "REDUCTO." She screamed and was satisfied to see that she had blasted that one out of the way but the second tureen hit her in the chest and the moldy gravy splashed down her robes and onto her arm. Well that hadn't been too bad until there was a burning sensation on her arm and she looked down in horror to see boils erupting on her skin. "FLETCHER!!" She screamed and shaking her arm around in the air as the pain increased "YOU GAVE ME BOILS. YOU HORRIBLE BOY!!" Thankfully it was her left arm and not her right. Mia raised her wand and pointed it straight at Fletcher's head. "DENSAUGEO." She screeched before crumpling to the floor and holding onto her arm. |
*yawns as she wakes up from mini nap* He sorta half nodded at that Fletcher guy who was apparently on his 'side' but working on Mia and getting himself in a tizzy. Gravy? Eeehehheh. At least people had his back, despite certain she-snakes trying to take his WAND. Yeahhh thats right Evelyn we know you can't resist us. Pshhaw. Jim decided a two pronged attack would be best. He levitated a whole lot of the giant rotten fruit from the bowl of ammo he'd scored himself already, and threw some by hand two. As pretty as those girls were? They were working with Safety Badge. Enemy! |
Patroclus was still as clean as ever. However now that his jello shield was gone he need to protect himself. Remebering what the Headmaster had said about thinking out of the box, Patroclus surveyed the table. Selecting a large silver plater, "Geminio!" and smiled as it duplicated before his eyes. With another few flicks,"Wingardium Leviosa! Fixite! Locomotor Platers!" Patroclus had the platers rotating around him like moons orbiting a planet! Patroclus the Planet, with his orbting sheilds, unstoppable! |
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