Gross. This was absolutey freaking disgusting but it looked like MEGA fun. Man, she swore she had split personalities at times.

She extracted her wand and examined the place. There was food flying EVERYWHERE. It was both delightful (a lifelong dream fulfilled) and the weirdest, most unhygenic thing she'd ever seen. Seriously. Tate was mad. Literally.

She bounced further into the room, ducking a stray bowl of flying peas and blinking. Were people on TEAMS? People were GANGING up on each other! She grinned darkly. Time to start some fun.

Now.. who to pick on first?

If she didn't get decked first..

Not melting!?

Could Marie not see this goo and slightly sloshy wet stuff all over her? She was MELTING! And she smelled.

Oh this was gross. Not gag worthy like Herbology class, but enough to make her want to cover her nose before her eyes started to tear up. Except she couldn’t, because her ARMS were COVERED with moldy treacle tart stuff.

Woah woah woah- what? Clean her off? Raiden was such an awesome prefect! He was! Evelyn failed terribly with cleaning spells, unless it was in potions class and her life depended on them.

O_______O!!!

WHAT?! "Heeeeeeeyy." she frowned, trying to get her legs to work as she was hauled up. His hand was touching her arm. She didn't ask for THAT! She just wanted to be clean. Not her personal space INVADED! He was in her bubble. BUBBLE INVADER!

o_o bubble invader/awesome prefect



Staring slight dull bladed daggers at Raiden, even after he cleaned her up and let go of her arm, her ears picked up at the other she-snake's name being said, causing her to glance behind her for just a moment.

Then it was back to staring at Raiden. *stare*

Yup, Destiny was here. Finally. Evelyn didn't take the chance to see what she was holding, but she did see where she was standing. Not a smart place to be standing either, Marie was right.

One of her throws at Stalker Dude could totally hit Destiny. That wouldn't be cool. Her shot would be blocked.

She flinched and flailed though when a huge SPLAT could be heard right next to her.

Ewwwww!

Seeing the moldy and rotten fruits sliding down the shield that Marie supposedly put back up, the Slytherin leaned to the side to see who had done that.

Stalker...dude...

That was the FINAL straw! It was one thing to throw treacle tart, spaghetti, or bread, but throwing fruit, moldy or not, did not go by well with Evelyn. Was that...watermelon? And strawberries? Poor things. They had a good life no doubt.

"MARIE!" And Raiden! *stare* Did they see that!? It was literally right in front of them. "DESTINY!"

Where was she again? Evelyn couldn't see. Rotten fruit in the way. "Someone needs to clean this shield."

After she'd shielded herself and Jimmy fromt he first attack, and her own had been unsuccessful, Grayson had darted under the table long enough to figure out her next line of attack, noticing the others she'd aligned herself with looked to be pretty good without her for now. She needed more creativity, which really wasn't a problem for her. But the food part was integral too. Even if she ended up covered in it as well. Nothing a few good Scourgify spells later wouldn't fix. Or a decontamination shower.

Either way, she needed to get back into the fray, so she darted back out from her hiding spot and picked up a handful of some really icky moldy chicken. And then she glanced around to see who she could target, and her eyes landed on a boy with platters orbiting him (PattyH.). Timing would be key, there. But she thought of another trick. Pointing her wand at the boy, she yelled "Rictusempra!" Let's see if he could eep those platters orbiting if he couldn't stop giggling. And for good measure she launched the chicken at him as well.

Look out...

Falling fruit!

Oh no he didn't. That boy was throwing fruit at them!? He is so lucky that her shield was still holding up because if she would have gotten hit with that moldy fruit she would not have been happy.

Watching the fruit slide down the shield... and Evelyn complaining about it she knew there was only one thing to do.

Drop the shield and ATTACK!

Oh yeah, fruit boy was going DOWN!

Looking over at Evelyn and Destiny she knew they had to come up with a plan of attack first. "I think we need to show that boy that he can't mess with us she-snakes and get away with it." she said. "I think it's time we forget all about magic right now and just grab some food and start throwing it at him. Or better yet, lets sneak attack him. You know we can act like we fell by the table when we were grabbing some food, then slide under and attack him."she whispered, you know so they couldn't hear what they were planning.

Alex saw her Gryffindor classmate Kurumi came out from a thin air and started attacking..
The hall was a complete menace.. Alex decided not to hide any more and come out in the battle field she hardly know any spells but is at least perfect in "Wingardium Leviosa" she followed Kurumi and cast the same spell as her in sequence to hit some of her fellow classmates with left pudding including Kurumi..

Umm...eh? That was not a plan to clean the shield.

...

It was better.

But there was one major flaw in Marie's plan. "Don't you think it'd be a little suspicious if we all just fall at once?" she whispered back, raising a brow and turning all the way around to face both Marie and Destiny. Umm yea, it would be! "Maybe just like, one of us grabs the other as if slipping, to regain their balance and all, and then the other slips and grabs the other person, to...regain their balance just like the first person, and then...yea..." Domino effect! Sorta.

It sounded good in her mind at least.

He cast finite again in the direction of the shield of goop currently blocking his view.

What WERE they whispering about over there? Jim was impatient. He threw some more fruit.

Yes he did.

One of the engorged plums split in mid air, rotting pulpy goodness emitting a foul, rotten fruity stench as it hurtled through the air, followed by several others in quick succession.

What in the name of Merlin was THAT?

Eyes off the pile of potatoes that she was slowly inching her way to, Destiny watched as some type of fruity looking thing flew almost over her head. Lucky that it was almost over her head, because whatever it was was leaking and the smell was just horrible. Wrinkling her nose, she turned away from the potatoes. THEY WERE UNDER ATTACK!

Well, not so much she was, but Evelyn and Marie were. Hehe, she wondered how mad they would be if she switched sides..

But she would NOT do that, pffft.

Slipping and sliding her way over to her friends, she quickly joined their little group huddle thing. So they were going to attack the boy who totally violated her during class? Yeah, serves him right for gesturing at her for a reason she knew not. Destiny should really pay more attention..but that didn't matter now, because they had a war to win!

And they would totally win. They should have had war paint..

"Why do we have to pretend to fall? Why can't we do some awesome spy-like moves to get under the table? You know..a distraction."

Or she could distract him with a moldy roll upside the head..whatever.

With his shields whizzing areound him, Patroclus leapt from his hidey-hole, his wand out prepared for anything!

The Great Hall was truly a mess! Food and scraps everywhere.

Hearing a voice cry out off to his side, the boy whirled around to see the spell of a Ravenclaw girl, shot towards him.
BANG!
As the spell hit one of his platters, both the spell and the platter exploded in a puff of bright light and smoke. Momentarily dazed by the explosion, Patroclus was not prepared for what came next.

A flying dead chicken smacked into his shield, which then smacked into his chest!

Umph!

Winded Patroclus fell to the ground, his breath stolen from him. As his thoughts slipped the Gemino charm expired and the other rotating platters vanished he was defenseless!

Alice was choosing to stay out of the firing zone personally. She didn't really know any other spells to move objects than Wingardium Leviosa, but that was a rather complicated process within itself. No, she knew a shield charm and hopefully that would be enough.

Kurumi was so busy enchanting cupcakes at people that she didn't notice some more gooey pudding coming her way.

SPLAT!

Ew....not more pudding...it tasted faintly of vanilla, but had an aftertaste of three week old garbage. Where did the professor get all this rancid food?! Was there a spell to revert all this food back to its yummy sate? If so, they should do that and eat some of it instead of making each other smell like a trash bin. A few flies flew around her face.

Great...how long was it going to take to get this smell out?

Kurumi looked around for her next weapon and found some orange-ish looking liquid that was, perhaps, at one point in time orange juice...or maybe yogurt? Kurumi waved her wand around a little and sent some of it flying back at the Ravenclaw girl and some of it over at some of the Slytherin students.


Kurumi noticed one of her fellow Gryffindors down and quickly ran over to his side. Was he in a daze? Maybe he needed something freshing to wake him up? Kurumi pointed her wand and said, "Aguamenti!" If nothing else, at least all the pudding and gross stuff was washed off of his face...

Turning back to the fight at hand, Kurumi cast Protego around herself and the fallen boy - at least until he caught his breath back.

Oh, Evelyn had a good point there. "Yeah, you're right. We don't want him to catch onto what we're doing." Not that she thought he would. He was just a simple boy after all. "Yeah, I like your idea. So I will go first, then Evelyn you follow me. I will grab you as I am falling down." Oh this boy was going down.

She looked up just in time to see more fruit flying towards them... However she didn't see any fruit splattered on her shield. CRAP! Her shield had been taken down. "Evenesco!" she said as she quickly pointed her wand at the huge plum, but not before it had split in half. Well she was able to make half of it disappear, hopefully Evelyn or Destiny would get the other half and keep it from hitting them.

Oh this boy was going to be sorry he ever messed with them. Yes he was.

Leave it to Destiny to want to perform some silly secret spy moves or something. "Fine, you do whatever you need to do, just make sure you get over there so Evelyn can grab onto you." she said to Destiny.

"Okay girls, it's time to attack, let's go." she said turning back towards the table. Not paying attention to the food that was all over the floor she started to run towards the table. Just as she got there she quickly grabbed what appeared to be some molding shepherd pie. Then it happened... she really was slipping and falling. Merlin, all that food made the floor slipperier than she had expected.

Reaching out with her right hand... wand still in hand, she grabbed onto Evelyn. If she was going down for real then so was her friend.

Ouch! She landed right on her bum then slid slightly under the table... out of sight from fruit boy. Well she could see his shoes but hopefully he couldn't see her now.

Ooooo, if he bent down to see if she was alright she was so going to attack him, right there under the table.

Course she was right! Obviously. Smirking just the slightest, Evelyn took the tiniest glance out of the corner of her eye towards Stalker Dude, though not long enough to see what he was up to. Just to see where he was standing more like it.

Eh, she didn’t like that part of the plan though. Grabbing her. Not cool.

But it was a sacrifice she was willing to make, for the sake of stamping moldy grilled cheese on the guy. He was going down! Whether he liked it or not! And Evelyn preferred if he DIDN’T like it, otherwise this whole plan would just be an epic fail. It’d make her feel depressed actually-

WOAH! Ducking down, the half fruit barely missing her head by a few centimeters, the Slytherin smirked once more before running after Marie. HA! Fruit missed her! That was a fruit right? Perhaps it was some sort of old pie. Aw whatever, she didn’t get hit and that was what mattered.

Making sure she didn’t step on any particular noodles or such on the ground, Evelyn stuck her wand up her sleeve where it usually sat when she wasn’t using it, before her hands closed around two disgustingly, and rather green, grilled cheese sandwiches. It was official. She was going to take a twelve hour shower after this.

Before she knew it however, Marie was suddenly pulling her down. What in the world!? When Marie said she’d be grabbing her, she didn’t think it’d be this hard! Flailing, and her feet sliding in a pile of mashed potatoes that somehow skidded under the table and to her feet (just fantastic, ugh), one of her hands let go and grabbed onto the closest thing there was to hold onto.

Ack! THUD!

For the second time during the class, she landed on her tail bone. OWWW! Why was Marie under the table? Wait, right, she was supposed to be there too. But, there were mashed potatoes in the way.

*fail* "Destinyyyy..." She was there right? There were potatoes on the ground!

Pffffft.

After an amazing huddle, weren't they supposed to place their hands in the center and say 'Bread?' Yes, yes they were. Destiny had seen it done PLENTY of times on the muggle box, so she knew. But, before she even had a chance to suggest they do it, Marie was vanishing some type of fruit thing and Evelyn was ducking down. Why was she ducking? And since she was standing behind Evelyn, that meant--

OOMPH!

SHE WAS HIT!

Fumbling a little from the impact of the fruit hitting her in the chest, she barely had time to stick her hand in the imaginary circle. "Bread!" she said, before raising her hand above her head and following after Evelyn and Marie.

The floor was even more slippery and she could hear the splish sploshing under her feet as she went. Gross. Disgusting. She was glad she wore all old clothes and not her school robes. She would have been smelling like a dumpster if she hadn't. Reaching the table, she looked over her shoulder at their target before grabbing two HUGE moldy tomatoes. Did Evelyn REALLY have grilled cheese?

Forgetting about their plan, you know, in the moment and all, she raised her arm just about to throw the tomato when all of a sudden she was being pulled to the ground. "Whooooa!" Good thing she had a good grip on those fruits ('cause tomatoes are totally fruits) or else it would have been squashed all over Evelyn. Hehe, would have been funny actually. But this was no time for fun! THEY WERE AT WAR! Plus, Destiny was now sitting in a pile of mashed potatoes..

No problems, though. The slipperiness of the potatoes on her bottom helped her slide under the table easier.

She made sliding look cool.

Fee was laughing like crazy. A food fight. How funny was that?!
Really disgusting, but funny.
A huge amount of noodles in her hand she noticed Kurumi standing there.
With a wide grin she throw the noodles at her and waited for them to hit her in the back.

"Watch out, Fee!" Sapphinelle shouted with laughter as she pointed her wand at 5 mini-crumble cookies. "Wingardium Leviosa!" she yelled, and the cookies flew in crumbles towards Fee's back.

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Now it was her turn to laugh as she watched the huge mould of jell-o plop straight onto Fletcher's head. Mia had to cover her mouth and nose because she was laughing that hard that she had snorted a couple of times.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." His hair and face were now a nice shade of blue colour from the jell-o. And man she could just imagine how sticky it was as well.

Mia's eyes widened as he screamed like a banshee at her and her laughter quickly subsided and she placed her hands on her hips.

He was calling her gross?

"Oh. OH! Says the guy who just two seconds ago ate three day old pudding off a spoon someone else had eaten off." Mia poked her tongue out at him.

Oh crap!

What was he sending her way now?

She quickly raised her wand and tried to think of something. Anything. That would help her against the two gravy tureens he was sending her way. Mia pointed her wand at one of them, "REDUCTO." She screamed and was satisfied to see that she had blasted that one out of the way but the second tureen hit her in the chest and the moldy gravy splashed down her robes and onto her arm.

Well that hadn't been too bad until there was a burning sensation on her arm and she looked down in horror to see boils erupting on her skin.

"FLETCHER!!" She screamed and shaking her arm around in the air as the pain increased "YOU GAVE ME BOILS. YOU HORRIBLE BOY!!"

Thankfully it was her left arm and not her right. Mia raised her wand and pointed it straight at Fletcher's head.

"DENSAUGEO." She screeched before crumpling to the floor and holding onto her arm.

Fletcher growled and shook the blue Jell-O out of his hair. "It was only TWO days old," he clarified loudly. "TWO day-old pudding."

And it had still tasted just fine. So. He stuck his tongue out right back at her. He flinched and started to slide under the table when she started screaming and shaking her boil-covered arm at him.

Whupssss. Fletcher was not gonna stick around for that one. He promptly exited the table via the floor and started crawling around again, his wand clenched between his teeth as he looked for a safer section of table free from Mia.

Fletch poked his head up near that Ravenclaw who had similar ideas about spellwork. What was his name? Jimmy Wills? "Psst, dude, is it safe here?" The 'Claw looked certainly cleaner than Fletcher did, at least.

Daisy hadn't gotten hit and came to find it was a miracle. She pointed her wand at a Hufflepuff standing near by (Anais) and said "Immobulous," every so softly hoping that it would hit them.

Fee turned as she heard someone call her name.
Ahhhhh cookies were flying directly into her direction.

"Sapphy you biest",Fee laughed.
Aiming her wand at the cookies she said,"Protego."

Remembering the noodles in her hand she throw them in the air.
"Locomotor noodles."
Aaaaaaand... they were flying to where Sapphy was.

Sapphinelle burst out laughing and yelled out, "Augumenti!" and the jet of water streamed out of her wand and dispersed the noddles, so they fell around her and not ON her, woot!
She got a little box of glitter, and formed a huge pile.
"Locomotor Glitter!" she shouted, and a huge stream of glitter chased Fee, while Sapphie waited for the impact. hehehe....

So she had managed to go unscathed despite the pudding almost reaching her and her near miss shoot of that pile of mashed potato. But now she needed another victim, or maybe her defense plan was doing her a lot more good then just randomly chucking food around had done.

She eyed everyone in the Great Hall, still standing on the right side like she had been all along and then used a swish and flick motion to levitate a load of icky looking pasta and sauce up from the middle of the table.

Now who to choose? Though she had to be wary of what was coming at her from another angle. Especially if it wasn't veganised.

Kita looked around at all the food flying around and gasped. Someone had told her that having a food fight was a great way of venting out your anger. A smile spread across her face. Placing her wand in her robes, she tied up her hair in a ponytail. She took the wand again and frowned in thought.

It was as if people were just targeting other people. People they knew, most likely. The smile stayed on her face as she made her way towards the middle, where some of the main food were flying around. The only problem was finding someone who was relatively clean to pick on...

Rubiey noticed a blonde head hiding, and ran over to her best friend. "Hey Alice. You know anything that can save us?" She asked, keeping her eyes on the flying food. Ew. She knew nothing, except protego. That should keep them save. Hopefully.

*Gulp*

Heh, there was her other best friend. Picking up some spagetti in front of her, Rubiey threw them directly at the Slytherin, then ducked so Fee wouldn't see her.

Bahahaa.

Alice smiled as she saw Rubiey running towards her. "Hey Rubiey!" Alice said quietly, not wanting to draw too much attention to herself. The duct tape on her shoe was already covered in something that she had stepped in on her way to the hiding spot. She didn't stop to investigate....she didn't want to know.

"I know Protego as well, but I don't really know any offensive spells." To be quite honest Alice felt a bit helpless.

Rubiey smiled. "Looks like we're gonna have to go old skool with this lesson then." She said mischeiviously, grabbing some pasta in her hands and chucking them randomly.

She looked down at Alice's shoes. Ew. "Um, Alice.. You have some pasta sauce on your shoes. Shall I clean it?" She asked, unsure.