Gold looked up at Professor Lawson, out of bright, green eyes that weren't so bright, right now. Then she nodded.

"Sure, professor."

Destiny's information was - in one word - expected. Because Gold could expect anything, from this Slytherin. She looked at Destiny, shook her head and raised a hand to get the girl's attention. "It's called Cloacal breathing," she said. Eww. ".... and it's completely gross."

Fallon was completely confused as to what this girl Destiny was going to do. She couldn't help but notice the big red letters on her forehead, which made Fallon start to chuckle. Then the girl actually started to talk. What is she talking about?! Fallon couldn't control herself. She burst out into hysterical laughter. She wondered what was going through Destiny's mind.

Zane nodded to Selena and then nodded to Alex as she walked in. He listened intently to what Destiny? was saying, then his jaw dropped. "Turtles breathe out of their butts? That's bloody ridiculous!" he nearly shouted.

Alex turned around and looked at Zane, "Well it's true for some turtles but I don't see how it has to do wtih Muggle Studies class Professor." Alex added calmly looking again at the Professor and glancing at the girl, Evelyn was slightly insane this girl? about ten times worse then Evelyn Flores.

Awesome. They were going to be learning about turtles? Cool, she hoped Professor Lawson brought one and enlarged it or something so she could ride one. She had way too much sugar this morning. What was wrong with her?

Jordan found himself 'chair', he was out of his element here. From Public school in New York to Private Military school, this place was new and eccentric, practically rule free. He pulled his book out and leaned into the chair.

Marie watched as Destiny stood in front of the class and told them about... Turtle butts! She should have known Destiny would say something crazy like that.

When Destiny sat back donw Marie couldn't stop laughing at her. "Where on earth do you come up with these things?" Seriously, turtles breathing out their butts. Oh, then Gold spoke up... it was TRUE? Turtles breathe out their butts. GROSS.

Mina sat there and blinked. Did she just hear that right? Destiny was talking about turtles and how some breathed out their behinds? Shaking her head, she looked back at the Slytherin. Yes, she had heard that right...

Yes, this lesson was going to be an odd lesson, wasn't it?

His lips twitched and his shoulders shook but he could not hold the laughter in any longer and Marcus threw his head back and let out a loud raucous laugh.

The girl was a classic and could one day make a very good Professor.

He clapped his hands together in a round of applause. "Very well done Destiny. Five points for Slytherin for taking the time to research that piece of information and having the guts to stand up in front of the class and tell everyone."

It wasn't the most useful piece of information unless you were going to study turtles but it was amusing.

Turning to look at the Slytherin, Lawson shrugged his shoulders. "You didn't find that information very informative? We are not going to be learning about turtles but it has given me an idea for this class. I'll get to it in a moment."

"Two points for you Gold, for giving us the correct term." Marcus allowed himself another small chuckle before collecting himself to carry on.

"Okay so for today I am going to give you the students an opportunity to teach the class. So each of you will get the chance to come up the front and tell us something about muggles. It can be something that you have heard or perhaps something you have experienced yourself."

He lent back on the couch and placed his hands behind his head and looked out at the students. "So who would like to go first and tell us a little bit of muggle trivia?"

Alex sighed unhappily before raising her hand, "I will." She stated looking around hoping she didn't have to go first.

Fallon laughed even harder when Lawson started to. It was strange hearing that man laugh. Usually someone in the class was irritating him to some degree. Finally, Fallon was able to stop. She wiped away the tears that had started to come out of her eyes from the amount of laughter. She was glad to finally be able to catch her breath.

Okay, this was going to be an awesome lesson. Fallon really wanted to say something, but she didn't want to be the first one. Maybe after a couple people went, she would share what she was thinking. She looked around to see if anyone else was going to volunteer.

Kylie slouched a little bit in her seat. She wasn't really sure she wanted to teach the class something. What if she talked about something totally weird no one wanted to know about... like... toilet paper. OR, what if she talked about something everyone else already KNEW about. OR EVEN WORSE, what if they all threw porcupines at her and left 'cause she was so bad?

...The last one probably wouldn't happen, but so what.

She wondered idly if she could just read her speech from Astronomy about astronauts. That was a muggle thing, right...?

Best. Class. EVER.

Seriously! Destiny and her store of animal facts might have sliighttlyyyyy unhinged Professor Lawson, but Gold had to say, this was good. This class was truly going to be an amazing one. Merlin, she could just imagine the crazy stuff, some of her class-fellows would tell them all!

So, of course - of COURSE! - she raised a hand. FUN, up ahead! "I would love to, Professor." She had no idea what she was going to say, but she was sure she could think something up. She half-lowered her hand, then raised it again. Because she had a question.

"Can we ask the students who come up questions, sir?" You know, if they wanted someone to clarify something in their explanation, or have them detail a certain point. Stuff of that sort.

"Aww such hesitation from everyone. I thought you would all have been jumping at the chance to have a go at teaching." Of course it wasn't easy standing up in front of a bunch of kids and trying to teach them something.

"Okay Alex up you come and then after her will be Gold." Marcus stood up from the couch and gave them a mischevious smile, "And just to make it a little more authentic I shall play the part of a student."

Mmmhmm, a very bad and disruptive student.

Payback = FTW.

Hearing Gold's question, Marcus nodded in the affirmative, "Oh but of course Gold, I would expect nothing less." Mwhaha.

Jordan slouched, he was not even gonna go up, no way was he gonna talk about 'muggles'. He looked up at everyone and twirled his pen in his hand waiting to hear someones story.

Selena wanted to go too!! "Professor, can I go after them?" she asked. She definitely ate too much sugar before class. What was she thinking? Ugh. Selena went crazy at last. But first... buahahha. Alex's presentation. Stare. Stare. Stare.

Fallon knew that this lesson was going to the best one ever! Not only were students teaching, but Lawson was going to pretend to be a student. Now, she wasn't too sure if she wanted to go up there. Lawson seemed like he would be the kind of student that liked to cause trouble. She sat and waited patiently for the first person to start their 'lesson'.

Whoa. Lawsonator had gone maaaad.

That was probably a good thing.

Xylon smirked at the fact that Gold would be have to get up there soon. God he was going to enjoy this. HECK! He raised a hand. "I would like to give it a try too, sir," he said.

He looked at Gold.
Smirrkk.

Alex stood in front of the class and looked out, "A Professor at the Colege of Yale School of Medicine discovered that most women have more tastebuds then men. She also realised that some people have more then normal active tastebuds, who she called 'Supertasters' these supertasters had at least the twice amount of normal taste buds and could as such everything was either too sweet or too bitter. She also called a group 'Nontasters' because they couldn't taste certain foods as such they often perfered sweets. Then the last group she had coined the term, "Tasters' as they had the normal amount of taste buds. She discovered out of American Males and Females 35% of females are Supertasters were Male are only 15% thus proving this fact." Alex stated happily grinning widely waiting for the Professor to dismiss her. She couldn't believe she remembered any of that at all let alone the numbers.. but she was good at numbers then again.

Bwahahaha. Gold could just SEE the mischief in Professor Lawson's eyes. He was going to make one, awesome student. "I'm sure you'll do an awesome job, sir," she said, eyes alight.

She was going to have LOTS of fun, in this class.

Or so she thought, until her eyes landed on Xylon. Resisting the urge to roll her eyes at his idiotic, little smirk, she looked firmly away. If he asked any silly questions, when she went up there, Gold was going to give him the look. Seriously! It was enough that she had to see him in the common room, and in study sessions, and even talk to him sometimes.

Okay, no thinking of Xylon.

Time to enjoyyy!

Zane shot his hand up after listening to Alex. "Hey Le---uh Ms. Malfoy-Lupin, how did she test this?". Haha he felt like being a nosy, know-it-all student just for Alex. "Professor, may I go up after Selena?" he asked, knowing exactly what he was going to talk about.

Muggles are --------- weird.

Even weirder than Gold when she sometimes tried to smirk and (as could be expected) failed spectacularly at it.

"How do you count how much tastebuds someone has?" Xylon asked, lazily raising a hand. It sounded pretty freaky. "Plus if she sampled Americans that would mean it's not necessary that the results apply world wide right?"

Yeah how could the professor woman say that women have more tastebuds than men? Her findings were SOOO flawed!!

Marcus had found himself a nice big squishy looking bean bag and took a small running jump at it and landed with a loud thump, followed by a popping noise.

Ooops!

He watched with amusement as the foam beans started to roll out of the now split bag.

Hehe.

Oh he was supposed to be listening to the NEW Professor. He immediately raised his hand, "Um excuse me Miss Malfoy-Lupin can you repeat that? My bean bag popped and I just missed what you said."

Haha, that was too cruel even for him.

"Nah, I'm just kidding ya. But I have a question. What does this Professor say about pregnant women? Don't their taste buds change when they are pregnant?"

If that wasn't true then his wife had some very weird taste buds then.

Marcus gave Gold a wink and then looked around for another bean bag to sit on because his was broken.

He raised his hand again, "Excuse me Miss, but can I change seats? I don't like this one anymore."

ooc: Selena will go after Gold's presentation and then Xylon.

Alex narrowed her eyes at Zane before smiling sweetly, "She took a group of people, males and females, who didn't know each other or even see each other and of different races and gave them different foods to try, no doubt Mr Hayes, you have a wish to fail my class." Alex repiled simply glancing aound, "Any other questions before I turn you over?" Alex asked eyeing everyone in turn stopping on the Professo- ugh.. Mr. Lawson. "And why is that Mr. Lawson" Alex asked raising an eyebrow. "And I would guess being pregnant that means their taste may or may not change, they may like different foods or not like them anymore depending." Alex answered, "Any more questions?" Alex asked firmly... She had failed to notice another kid, "Yes, I did say different races as America contains a few of every race." Alex repiled simply at the stupid question. she should take a leaf out of Professor Lafay's book.

"No ma'am, I have no want to fail your class, I was simply just asking a question." he replied, giving her a wink and a smile.