"Womans touch," smiled Lucille, grinning at the now silent painting. She said thankyou to it, and turned her face to Warren. "so what are you doing up here, harrasing paintings," she joked, entwining her arms around him.

''Its exactly what im doing'' he replied. As we well know, Warren is the rebel type therefore this was nothing compared to his usual tricks. ''Womens touch? i could of done that!'' he said sarcastically.

"So no dung bombs? No stink pellets? Woah, Warren, im impressed!" she chuckled. Lucille thought back to her dorm, where her stocks were rapidly depleating. She definatly needed to go to Hogsmead mext time it came around.
"Oh, im sure you could," she chuckled.

Ahh dung bombs and stink pellets. Warrens amazingly great weapons. ''Nope, im a good boy really!'' he sniggered. Warren plus good = never. He knew deep inside one day he would get caught with the mischievious plantation of the dung bombs. It just had to come.

Lucille raised an eyebrow at Warren. Good? Pft.

"Soooo," she said slowly. "Tammy found me yesterday. Well, i kinda ran into her actually. Right into her. She, er, she's very protective of you isnt she?"

Lucille hoped this didnt sound rude. She knew that Tammy had Warrens best interests at heart, but..

'' Ah tell me about it! i've known her for a while now. She always looks out for me.'' Tammy has always been protective towards Warren. ''She say anything?'' he replied.

Ah. She didn't know if she really should..Maybe..ugh.

"Not really. She just, you know, doesnt want you to get hurt," she mumbled the last lines, looking at her feet.

Warren hurt? that would never happen.

he started to laugh. ''Yeah like that'll happen'' The painting started to give Warren evils, more than likely the painting was jealous that Warren was with such a beautiful young lady.

"Oh and you're sure of that, are you," said Lucille playfully, but she grabbed his hand to make sure he knew she was joking. Of course it would never happen. Simple.

Lucille saw the painting giving Warren a funny look. Lucille stared back at it. "Shoo," she told it.

''Oo Cheeky!'' he replied, sliding his fingers into hers. He watched the painting blush as he got told off by Lucille. He smirked at it and looked away.
''I know it wont happen, i just know.''

"And how exactly do you know that?" asked Lucille, sneaking closer to him, thinking that she was being sly. She hid her grin against his chest.
"I think that painting has a problem with you," she said into his jumper. "Maybe he's jelous of your hair."

A loud snort issued from the inhabitant of the painting. Lucille chuckled.

Warren hugged Lucille then slipped away facing the painting. ''Coz i know everything'' he chuckled. He looked at the painting, ''Ok Mr! if your gonna stay miserable then im gonna cheer you up!'' He cleared his throat and started to sing 'Taio Cruz - Break My Heart' He added some dance moves into his perfecto singing

Lucille doubled up in laughter. The actions just made it worse, she couldn't breath. She watched as Warren sang and danced untill tears came out of her eyes. She let them fall, not being able to stop laughing long enough. She was VERY surprised when the painting joined in, actions and all.

Oh god, this was too much.

She would just regain control when the chorus whould kick in, and she doubled up laughing again, until -

and, oh no, she fell over. Again. Still laughing on the floor.

Warren noticed Lucille laughing, he carried on. He later realised the painting laughing at him and joining in. He soon changed songs, he was now doing the 'Im a little teapot' song whilst dancing. He thought to himself, maybe i should take up singing and dancing?

Oh no! Not im a little tea pot! Anything but that!!
She couldnt take much more of this, otherwise she would probably die from laughing, and she didnt want that. Obviously.

She took of her robe, got up and flung it over the painting, ignoring its moans and shouts.

Warren stopped. ''Well that was fun'' he replied. The painting started shouting and screaming. ''Shh you'' hissed Warren. Warren sat on the floor and in his mind he was singing to himself.

Lucille peeked around the corner of the robe so she could see the painting. He was frowing and poked his toung out when he saw her. She covered him up again.

She moved to sit behind him and gave him puppy eyes. "Would you like me to let him lose again?" she asked, nodding at the painting.

Warren smiled. ''Depends if you want me to bust out those moves?'' he asked. Warren pulled out a jelly bean and ate it, he was rather hungry ^^.

"Hmm, that depends on weather or not you want me to die laughing again," she stole a jelly bean. Warren always had food on him, that was one of the good things about him. "You're a very good dancer. Ish." she teased. "Maybe you should take it up perminently." She stole another jelly bean.

''Exactly what i thought'' he laughed. He was stuffing his face with jelly beans, though he didnt really like jelly beans? He got back up and was getting ready to dance again. ''Unleash the beast!'' he sniggered

Lucille was about to laugh when something caught her eye.

"Hang on a minute," she said quietly to Warren. She peered around his shoulder just in time to catch a suspiciously familiar head of hair whip round a pillar behing Warren.

Rayedem.

"Ahem!" said Lucille loudly so he would here her. "Ray, i can see you you know," she said, crossing her arms and furrowing her brow.

Edem was trying to find his way to the Common Room from the Great Hall when he came across the second floor corridor. His stomach was growling--he didn't exactly have anything to eat for he had lost his appetite. Holding his stomach with his right hand and grasping his bag tightly with the other, he wondered if he'd make it to the Common Room. He was already feeling pain.

Was he even walking in the right direction? He couldn't think clearly.

Then he heard voices of other students; well at least if he fainted, there would be people to take him to the hosp--what the..?

He quickly turned over and hid behind a pillar as quietly as possible, peeking over it to make sure his eyes weren't deceiving him. Goodness, it was Lucille! Lucille.. And an older guy. Just the two of them? He decided to stay where he was and continue spying on the two. I know something's up.

Lucille rolled her eyes, sighed deeply and turned to Warren.

"Sorry about this," she said. She wasnt going to go to Edem, she was going to make him come out. Mwhahahahahahaha!!

"Have you met my friend Edem?" she said loudly to Warren. "Well, i say friend, but he's SO annoying! He hangs around me A LOT. I actually think you've got some competition," she said.

Of course, there was no truth in her words, she just figured that this was the best was to force him to come out from his hidey hole.

Skip, skip, skip. So Cloud was fed. Bristol was fed, and Helga was surely buying her some new shoes becuase hers had broken.

Shuffle. That was the bad shoe. Shuffle shuffle shuffle.

Tammy whined quickly, and pulled off the two shoes, holding them in her hand, putting the socks that had been in her pocket on. That seemed better. They looked stupid with her skirt. But she looked okay. She felt okay.

OOOOH PERSON. POUNCE.

Giggling softly, Tammy poked the unknown person in the side. "Whutcha doiiing?" She whispered quickly.

Spying was bad.


OOOH RAY. "Haiii Ray." Muggle studies kung-fu man. He was funny. And tall. And funny.
And THEY HAD BEEN SPOTTED..

O___o



UH-OH.

"HIIIIIDEEEE." She whispered once more.

OHTHISWASREDICULOUS!!!!!!

Prefect!

Prefect who was Warrens friend.


Prefect who had practically WARNED lucille not to hurt Warren.

OHBRILLIANT!

Lucille played dumb. She could be annoyed at Edem for spying, but Tammy? Noooooo waii!