Kazimeriz followed the much swifter Vindictus down to the Gryffindor table, meeting up with Max and Lawson. he looked at the frozen students, a look of pure disgust on his face. "What is the meaning of this reprehensible sight?!" he demanded.

Asher totally forgot about feeling stupid. He was stunned by the madness going on in the Great Hall. These Gryffindors were insane... well, everyone at the table anyway. Other houses seemed to have found their way there as well, and Asher didn't feel like such an idiot anymore.

"Who's Brody?!" Asher asked, caught off guard by Torin's statement. He'd been thinking that Torin was making up this girl in an attempt to stop the roll-throwing.

Ohhhh uhhhhh.

OHHHHH UHHHHHH.

Professors gathered around him and this was making him tense! He couldn't speak, he couldn't move, he could only breathe!

faaaaaaarrrrrrrrtttttttttttttt.

Apparently. He could also fart.

O_O

Zeke watched, wide-eyed as Kazimeriz yelled in his scary-yelling voice. "I think you're right," he whispered back to Zach. "Someone's gonna geeeeet iiiiit."

Zeke did a double-take. Um... he'd never known that a person in a full-body bind could... erm... flatulate, but apparently... He put his head in his hands, shaking it. "This. Is. Terrible." he said, holding back laughter. (He didn't want to be a target here, after all)

Sloane laughed at the boy's comment. "Hmm.. don't think that's too likely. Sorry, Zach." Letting her fork drop back to the table, she brushed a few dark strands of hair away from her face. "And I'm Sloane Jackson, by the way. A year below your older brother, here."

He took a glance over at those troublemakers. Looks like some of the professors were handling it now. Oh, and it was Vindictus! He was definitely a handsome part of the Hogwarts staff, and always a pleasure to look at. Who knows, that could happen, right? Sloane subtly smiled to herself as she thought about dating a professor, but she dismissed the thought just as soon when she focused back on the red-headed brothers.

OOC: Mmkay, it was fun RPing with you guys.

"CROCKER." Kazimeriz's voice was death on ice as he saw who was responsible for this repulsive, abhorrent display. Crocker and Karsten.

He turned to Lawson and Maximus. "I am absolutely appalled. Gentlemen, what shall we do with these... filthy excuses for students, who behave like swine? Expulsion is the word that has come to my mind. Immediate expulsion for this disgraceful behavior." He glared at the body-bound students as though 'Avada Kedavra' were really the words playing through his mind.

"Amateurs," Rafe scoffed under his breath as two students were causing trouble. Thank goodness they weren't from his house. They definitely weren't good at being discrete. At least if you're going to cause trouble don't do it in a place with a bunch of professors.

Lesson learned as they were both in full body binds. A spell he was actually familiar with, for he did it to his friend at Diagon Alley. He looked around to see who had cast the spell...

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Flicking his wand at the two terrors, Marcus cast the body bind on both boys and stood over the two of them as they laid on the floor. "Not too fast now are ya?"

"That was bloody brilliant sir!" Rafe was estactic and a little confused about a professor casting a spell on students. He clapped a few times in all the excitement. "What lessons do you teach? 'Cause I'm definitely there!" Rafe was still trying to figure out who all the professors were. He actaully recognized a few. Speaking of professors he recognized...

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Since he was younger and in shape, Vindictus quickly overtook Kazimeriz and was the first to arrive at Lawson's side. "So, what do we have here?" he asked as he towered over the two students whom were on the floor thanks to a well-placed full body bind. "Messy, too. Did they miss the table manners prerequisite for attending meals at Hogwarts?"

Oh dear! Please don't think I was involved, Rafe thought. At least if he was going to be in trouble and take credit for it, it would be for something brilliant. He slouched down over his plate and tried not to be recognized. He thought his sunglasses he was wearing would at least cover his face. He saw that the Headmaster and the other professor had left and he felt like he should leave too (even though his condition was much less severe)...but, mainly to avoid that punishment Vindictus talked about. He was hoping he wouldn't have to serve detention, especially with these two oafs. And if he was he would want it to be in company of brilliant mischief makers.

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Kazimeriz followed the much swifter Vindictus down to the Gryffindor table, meeting up with Max and Lawson. he looked at the frozen students, a look of pure disgust on his face. "What is the meaning of this reprehensible sight?!" he demanded.

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"CROCKER." Kazimeriz's voice was death on ice as he saw who was responsible for this repulsive, abhorrent display. Crocker and Karsten.

He turned to Lawson and Maximus. "I am absolutely appalled. Gentlemen, what shall we do with these... filthy excuses for students, who behave like swine? Expulsion is the word that has come to my mind. Immediate expulsion for this disgraceful behavior." He glared at the body-bound students as though 'Avada Kedavra' were really the words playing through his mind.

Then there was a man, another professor, he presumed that was joining the other two professors. He looked familiar. Oooh, reprehensible. Good vocabulary, Rafe thought. He couldn't help, but watch the man, but he didn't want to look like he was staring. He actually was staring at the whole scene that presented itself. This professor looked like someone who was worthy of respect.

Eek, now expulsion seemed a little harsh, but at the same time this is the first day and these were older students, they should know better and set the example. Rafe was just a pure at heart and wouldn't have known any better...or at least that's what he would use as an excuse.

Visibly relieved at the sight of Vindictus and Kazi, Marcus turned towards the two Professor's. "These two boys were caught at the Hufflepuff table flinging some kind of dung around and when I asked them to come forward they thought it funny to take off. So not only was the Hufflepuff table covered, so was the Ravenclaw table and the Gryffindor table. Not sure if they made it to the Slytherin table."

"I totally agree with you Professor. Absolutely disgusting behavior and not only that, they disobeyed me when I requested they come to me." That in itself was a reason to expel them as far as he was concerned.

Antonio walked towards the Gryffindor table, where at least three professors were already assembled before him. Professors Kazimeriz, Vindictus and Lawson were all over there. "Gentlemen," he nodded at his fellow professors, then looked at the students. It was obvious there had been a disturbance there. "I am here to offer my assistance." He realized that there had been some sort of throwing incident, some sort of disgusting substance had been slung by certain students, and the whole thing seemed to be somewhat of a mess from what he could deduce. "Who is responsible for this?"

"That's just gross," Vindictus frowned and glared at the boys. "And is an utter violation of all school etiquette. Do your mothers allow this type of behavior at the dinner table." He paused. "I don't think so," he said slowly and drew out each syllable.

"Gentlemen, I think these two need a bath before we continue." Vindictus pointed his wand at Cam and then flicked it over to Willie. "But the question is which little stinker should be bathed first?"

Hmmm so fiiiirst there was Vindictus and Kazi. Cam'd looooose a lot of points for this. But it was SOOOOOO WORTH it, right??? Still staring, he heard a reaallly long sound... no, it wasn't just a sound. OH DEAR LORD WHAT WAS THAT?! The smell of it was even worse than the mooncalf dung itself. IT HURT HIS NOOOSEEEEEeeeeeee. Guh fuh.

And what was Kazi saying? WHY SAY SUCH BIG WORDS KAZI? Wait what--IMMEDIATE EXPULSION? Mmmmm...

Bit bad you could say...? Theeeesseeee professahs and their no-fun rules. And bath? BATH? BUT THE PRECIOUS POOOOOOooo. What were they going to do with it? HE DEMANDED BUNBURY HERE RIGHT NAOOOO.

Antonio snickered. The boys were disgusting. It was his job to stand up for the members of his house, but this situation truly did warrant punishment, and those boys were dirty, really dirty. "Anything I can do to help?", he asked.

An idea occurred to Kazimeriz, and most evil smirk grew on his face. "I have a large vat of something brewing down in the dungeons that might get the putridity off them. It's not been tested-- one of my little experiments-- but I think that a couple of student volunteers would be most helpful. If either of you object, shake your head NO now." he said to the body-bound students, smirking. "Ah, look. They have no objections. But what to do with them if they survive The Bath?"

The look on his face still said, Avada Kedavra, then Expel the Remains.

After settling in a new spot, Tori's friend she met on the train, came and sat beside her."Gryffindor,congrats.It's so wonderful we're in the same house." she said with a grin on her face. Tori was excited about everything at this point and she had a friend to share her excitement with.

His eyes widened. They really widended. In his head of course, he couldn't move his body. Expulsion! Why?! They were just running as kids around the halls only with poo around their body! Willie heard each professor speak. HOW MEANY WERE THERE?! Four?! Dear heavens!

And then Kazi spoke of... being a lab rat?

NOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NONONONONONONOONONONOOO!!

SHAKE HEAD SHAKE SHAKE SHAEK!!!!!!!!!1

Nothing happened.

HE WAS DOOOMED.

Max scratched his chin and grinned. "Nah, I've got a better idea. Let's take them to see Headmaster Bontecou immediately."

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An idea occurred to Kazimeriz, and most evil smirk grew on his face. "I have a large vat of something brewing down in the dungeons that might get the putridity off them. It's not been tested-- one of my little experiments-- but I think that a couple of student volunteers would be most helpful. If either of you object, shake your head NO now." he said to the body-bound students, smirking. "Ah, look. They have no objections. But what to do with them if they survive The Bath?"

The look on his face still said, Avada Kedavra, then Expel the Remains.

Rafe couldn't help, but laugh. This professor had wit, there's not doubt about that. Hmm...must be the Potions professor, the one subject he was really nervous about.

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Max scratched his chin and grinned. "Nah, I've got a better idea. Let's take them to see Headmaster Bontecou immediately."

Rafe's laughter quickly came to a halt. And he hit his fist on the table. How dare he? Rafe thought. Rafe was perfectly well aware of what night it was and to suggest something like that was more repulsive than the actual act the boys did. How could someone use the Headmaster and Professor's condition as a threat? He gritted his teeth and growled under his breath. This whole night he had kept calm, but now he could feel his blood boy. He wanted to say something and found himself standing up and little, but he quickly returned to his seat.

He didn't want to bring attention to the fact that he was the one that performed underage magic at Diagon Alley. Rafe just kept his eyes down under his shades.

Kazi wanted them to be lab rats?! NUH NUH NUUUUUH. Cam tried his best trying to shake his head, but ughhhh stupid spell. MEAN LAWSON. KAZI WAS MADE OF PURE EVIL.

But he lost it when Vindictus said... something about letting them see Headmaster Bontecue. Wasn't it... a full moon tonight??? MERLIN'S BEARD CAM WAS NOT GONNA BECOME WEREWOLF FOOD. No. NO. NOUUHHHHHH.

He wanted to be freeeeee. To run away agaaaain. Cam continued trying to break free of the curse laik maaadddddd.

"Brilliant idea Professor Vindictus. See if they try and run from him like they did to me." Marcus, twitched his wand hand. He was all for giving them a bath first though. He looked at his watch and grinned evilly. "Should be a good time right about now, just when the moon can show them both off in all their glory."

"This school is CRAZY!" Carter said indicating all the mess around them. A lot of the teachers had surrounded the table to control the boys that had slid across the table. "So I have a feeling there will never be a dull day." he said with a smirk.

"I believe you gentlemen have this matter under control," Antonio said with a smile. "Let me know if you should need my assistance." The students were Hufflepuff and a Slytherin, not Gryffindors, he realized with a slight sigh of relief. Hufflepuff and Slytherin were responsible for this outrageous behavior, not Gryffindor. He wasn't needed in this situation, everything was taken care of by the other three professors. Too many would just be in the way, and he only needed to be there in case Gryffindor happened to be the ones to blame. "You know where to find me. Good evening, all." Even though he had no doubt what was going to follow would be interesting to say the least, he thought with a wry smirk. Signs of trouble so early in the season? What else was new?

AHHHH!

Bontecue!?!! HE WAS A WEREWOLF! And.. And... today was a full moon, right?! RIGHT?!
AHHHH!!!!!


The least these professors could do was let them write their wills. Seriously.

Kazimeriz beamed proudly at the man-- apparently the flying professor had picked up some of Kazimeriz's disciplinary approach while he was under his tutelage. Nice to know something of Vindictus' days in detention had stuck with the man (along with that splinter he claimed was still lodged in his rear).

Kazimeriz nodded sagely at the men. "And with their uniquely strong scent, I am certain they will get a full measure of Headmaster Bontecou's sharpest attention." He grinned wickedly at them. Okay, so it was exploiting the headmaster's unfortunate situation a bit... These boys needed to be straightened out, squibbed, or removed from the school permanently. End of story.

Tori giggled as she looked around. "Well crazy isn't dull." she remarked smiling at Carter. "I'm guessing that everything we thought was beyond strange will be our average day." Tori looked up and down the table and keenly observed the older students catch with each other about their holidays and the other ones buz about like disturbed bees. As Tori said on the train, it was magical with a little bit of crazy.

Carter laughed and continued to watch the situation with the two boys and the professors. Somehow it seemed much more entertaining then it probably should have been. After a while he looked around the table taking in all his new housemates. He paid special attention to all the kids that looked his age. He wondered who he'd be rooming with. He then began eating his food. "Wow, this is delicious." he said excitedly taking another bite. It was amazing, almost magical.