There was an imp...

...

... on his head.

"Tttthere is an imp..." Jake said slowly, after over the shock of being Rapunzel-ised by the imp as it crawled onto his hair. "... on my huhhh-head."

OWCH! Little feet dug in.

This was... embarrassing.

"Ssssomeone get this imp," Jake said, as the imp did the HEYYYYY MACARENA, AAAIIIYYE! part for the first time. "... off my hhhhhead."

Alexandra laughed as Lorcan pulled his undies out of his bum. Teehee!! Good little Imp! Suddenly the little thing noticed a rather small Ravvie firstie. An evil little grin spread across it's cute little face before it took off full throttle toward the boy.

The Imp jumped on his shoe then shimmied up his pants leg. Another wedgie? No, this little bugger tried to pants the little guy. Teehee! Alexandra could barely contain her laughter as his pants went down around his ankles. The Imp then jumped down and scurried across the ground back to Lexi. She picked her little buddy up and fed him another bug. "Good little fella you are!" she cooed to him.

Oh ew ew ew.
Bugs. In a jar.

She was happy she had guessed right... But still, she gave a small smile to the Professor as she looked fondly at the Imp. It did look kinnda cute. She smiled, and it turned into a sneer showing teeth. Shudder. Bugs.
But, she could do it. She could go up there, face the little imp, and FEED IT! Yeeeeeeeeessssssssss!

Miranda stood up, balling her fists and sort of marched to the front of the class where the Professor and the Ipmses were located. "Erm..." she said looking confused at the professor and then at the cage. "Do I just...?" she reached into the cage, and instantly felt something little stick to it. "Oh!" Miranda was surprised and withdrew her hand. Ooooooooooh! There was an Imp on her hand. THERE WAS AN IMP, ON HER HAND!

Miranda giggled as she watched the creature, it had grabbed itself onto her thumb and was now looking around like there was too much to take in. "Hellooo..." the Huffie spoke to it softly, imagining that it was probably sensitive to loud noises. Their little ears were very perceptice she supposed.

And then, to the ickyness. Gulping, Miranda reached into the jar and retrieved something...she wasn't sure what the flap it was, but... "Here you go...you." What was it's name? Should she make one up? Erm... The Imp was a bit pink-yellow... So... "Hello, SunRise." Yes that was a nice name. And then she gave the Imp her food.


Ooooooooooooh, I can seee the WOOOOORLD! Hey BO- no- GIRL! Yes, you girl, up there! What is thy name, GIANT?

SunRise? Is that your name? Or wait... WHO TAUGHT YOU TO SAY SUCH PROFANITY? Well I have right a mind to- Oh! Foooooooood!

Give it here! *nom nom nom* Oh yes, this is good. It's a delicatess here, did you know that, GIANT girl? Hey! HEY GIRL, gimme more! OR...Or I'll, uh... Hold on let me think of something...


Miranda watched SunRise the Imp eating her...bug and if it hadn't been so disgusted, the girl would have giggled at the way the creature kept waving an arm up to her face. "She's waving!" ANOTHER WAVER! Yay! "Heyaaaa!" Miranda waved back, a big grin on her face.

Do you HEAR ME? I WILL EAT ALL OF YOUR FOOOOOOOD!

All of it, seee how I'm indicating with a wave of my arm how much I WILL eat? You, just just wait and seee, the others told me it was impossible, but I will show them. I WILL RULE THE WOOOOORLD!

Like this!

Miranda furrowed her brow, the Imp was now looking like it wanted to show of her teeth and...demonstrate how big and round she could make her eyes. Miranda looked up at the Professor. Were they supposed to act like this?

And then it ran off! It hopped down from her hand to the roof of the cage and then scuttled down like it was a ladder. And now- wait where did it go!?


You shall now WITNESS the magic and POWERFULNESS OF Seshina THE AMAZONIAN IMP! BEhoooold for I shall take down this GIANT and all other giants. Oh, yes, I will make you fall hard and- oh wait, got to climb higher! *huff puff*

*slide down again*
Uh... YOu know what, GIANT girl? I think I will have to take a raincheck on this... Phew, look at mah belly, its FULL. Sooo....


Miranda felt a tug on her socks and looked down. "There you are!" With one smooth motion, she picked up the Imp again and put her in her other hand. Had SunRise the Imp done anything mischevious? Turning around to look, it seemed to be fine. No tied shoelaces or anything else... Great! The Imp looked a bit tired, it was actually sitting down on her palm. Oh, maybe she had enough fun for today.

"Well... Thanks for the company SunRise! Hope the...bug...was good!" She smiled, and with a wave, said bye to the creature and put her back into the cage.

"Thanks, Professor!" Miranda grinned and scadoodled back to her seat.

Ella grimaced when she heard that she had to touch the bugs. But it was all to feed the cute wittle imp, so.. ickk, fine.

She headed toward the tank full of bugs, approaching it with a disgusted face. She put her fingers inside, muttering 'ew, ew, ew.' softly to herself. Ella went to the front of the class and fed a worm to one of the cuter-looking imps. Smiling to herself, she 'coincidently' set a bottle of whipped cream on the desk next to her.

The imp smiled evillishly and ran over toward the bottle of whipped cream, looking curiously at it. Trying to find out how to work it, it tried many times before it spurt out at its' face. It laughed, then skipped toward Ella and squirted it all in her hair.

Ella laughed. "'M callin' ya Creamy," she smiled, taking the imp in her lap as the professor had done, giving it a small hug.

Cela reached into the container holding the insects and grabbed one. She held it up for the Imp on her shoulder and it munched on it greedily. Cela caught up another insect for the Imp on her foot and then grabbed a handful so she could go sit down and feed the Imps.

The Imp on her shoulder suddenly got a slightly uncomfortable expression on its face. A bit of an Impish Uh-Oh.

Cela peeked at it when she heard the unmistakeable sound of a stomach turning, even if it was on a much teenier scale, since the stomach was an Imp one and all.

At that precise moment the Imp on her foor managed to get her shoelaces tied together and when Cela stepped forward again, the Imp on her shoulder started barfing again.

Cela tripped and the Imp vomit went EVERYWHERE.

Who knew such a little creature could produce so much vomit?

The other Imp saw this and decided it was a good idea, so it ran up Cela, who had landed on her hands and knees, and started shoving the insects in its mouth. Then it ran off on a barfing spree, Vomiting on whoever's shoes it could.

FOUR TIMES!

FOURRRRRRR!

Jake, on the floor, barely had time to get himself and the imp on his head to safety before the vomitting imp attacked. The boy's shoes were covered, but since the laces were snapped he could just climb out of them... and he did.

Right up on the bench, where he and his Macarena!Imp observed everyone and danced, respectively.

I mean... Jake was NOT in a dancing mood. He just folded his arms and glaaaaaared at the imps causing havoc. The one on his head was Jake's favourite.

Tibi was distracted by the macarena dancing imp on Jake's head and so he barely noticed the imp scurrying up his own leg. That was, until it was suddenly very... drafty.

Drafty?

Oh no. Tibi knew this sensation very well. His pants. were around. his ankles. The wind blew and the fabric of his bright blue quidditch boxers fluttered a bit. His face flushed and he bent down quickly, grabbing the waist band of his pants and pulling it up as he turned to run to the back of the class.

Except he tripped. And landed face down in the middle of the class.

LouAnn didn't even have to scout someone out, for the little Imp in her hand had done that all on its on. Before she could blink an eye, the Imp had run over to a Hufflepuff girl and jumped atop her head. It proceeded to rub her hair between the palms of its hands in an attempt to tease it or frizz it. It continued to style the girl's hair, tossing it all different directions while it continued to tease and frizz.

When it was done with the hairstyling, the little Imp began to jump up and down on the girl's head, kicking its legs higher and higher, just as a little dancer would do. Of course this just made the hairstyle it had just created that much crazier. LouAnn gave the Hufflepuff girl an apologetic look but otherwise made no move to stop the Imp. She supposed it'd grow tired sooner or later.

Lorcan was so busy watching for his own imp that he didn't notice the one that had run up his chair until it was kissing him. "Hey!" he shouted as it hit him on the nose and ran off. He watched where it was going and wasn't shocked when it ran back to Marie. Oh he'd sort her out, just not where there was a teacher to see him.

His own imp scampered back to him, looking at him expectantly. He went over to the insect tank and picked out a particularly large beetle and turned to see Lexi laughing at some poor boy who had his trousers around his ankles. Lorcan lifted his own imp closer to his face and whispered, "You see that girl over there? Go and get her again!" He set the imp down and it scurried towards Lexi, tying her shoelaces together. When it was finished, it climbed up her robes, leaving muddy foot prints as it went. When it reached her face it pulled her ear and started to mess up her hair again. Lorcan dissolved him to giggles at the sight.

Miranda had just gotten her bum on the ground again and was jotting notes in her book, when suddenly, like aout of NOWHERE, a little thingy was running up her leg and using her robes as a ladder. "Hey! Wha- OH that TICKLES! Stop IT YOU- ouch!" The thing, and she assumed it was actually an Imp, was drilling its nails into her FLESH. Suddenly the thing was behind her neck and Miranda laughed. But then it crawled up her hair. Uh oh.

"Noooooooooooow, let's not do anything- HEY!" And now the thing was picking at her hair, and Miranda thought she felt one or two get pulled. "DONT YOU PULL MY HAIR!" Miranda barked and stood up. Oh yes, and now she was running around and throwing her arms in the air, trying to battle a frickin IMP, with what looked like a messy birdsnest. "Oh, OH! You frizz MY hair? I'll FRIZZ YOURS! Stop iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!" Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Miranda tried to headbang, like they do in metal musicvideos, but it didn't work. It was if the Imp had tangled itself in her hair.

Taking a deep breath, Miranda scowled at nothing in particular, cus she couldn't see the thing, and stood still. What now? Slumping her shoulders, Miranda looked at that LouAnn girl. Maybe the beastie would see her and go running off.

'Baahahahahahaahaha Girlfight! Go! Go Girls!' Josh cheered jumping on his feet from where he stood as he saw girls sending evil imp pranks to one another. This class was COOL! Everybody was messing with imps and with each other. Messing was one of his hobbies! He roared with laughter even more when he saw Rose playing on that formerly pink Hufflepuff boy. Now it was his time to act so walked forward from where he stood approaching the box of insects with a huge grin on his face. No matter how irksome they were, Josh knew cockroach would never hurt you so he took a handful of them walking towards a certain imp he spotted near a little bush. The Gryffindor stopped right before the creature, bent down and poked its head. ''Did you know that little mate...'' he put the little mass of cockroach on the grass and as they scattered around the imp started to run around to catch them. ''...that personally i think you have a fine palate?'' standing up he grinned as the imp ran after the running away insects then he started to search into his pockets for an object or food he could use for further enjoyment.

Lucy approached the Imps with caution--they were wreaking havoc everywhere. She crouched down and examined it up close--until it grabbed her hair and yanked it painfully.

"OUCH!! LET GO!!" Lucy screamed, trying to get the Imp to let go of her hair. Finally she succeeded, and grabbed the Imp by the hand.

"Nasty little fellow, aren't you, Mr. Imp??" She said to it, smiling amusingly. But then the Imp bit her hand and so she dropped it on the ground.

"OUCH!" She said for the second time that day. Her finger was bleeding, but not much. She was getting angry with this Imp. But she remebered what the professor had said about Imps craving human attention and so she reached into the tank and pulled out...something disgusting. And she offered it to her Imp. It accepted, and looked at her for more.

She smiled at it and said, "Oh, you want more? Well, all you have to do is..." Lucy looked around at her class and noticed Lorcan sitting alone. "Go up to that boy there and pinch his nose!" Lucy whispered to her Imp. And surprisingly, it ran away towards Lorcan, jumped on his face and gave his nose a HARD pinch.

Lucy laughed loudly as it came back to her. She fed it some more of the disgusting stuff from the tank and went up to Lorcan.

"Sorry about that, Lorcan, just trying to have some fun!" She said to him with a grin.

Professor Morgan glared at the jumping Gryffindor. "Ahem. Don't encourage them please," she said, sternly. Then she added a bit of a smile for good measure.
Hearing the OUCH OUCH OUCH of a student, Iliana stood up and walked over, pulling a small, clear jar from her pocket. When she reached Lucy, she handed over the ointment and gently lifted the Imp from the grass. "You have to handle them with care," she explained. "Apply the cream to the bite and it will feel better in no time." Then she turned away and carried the Imp back with her. "Sorry she was so rough, little guy," she muttered, handing over a teeny treat.


OOC: Please do not RP aggressively. I mentioned FUN pranks, I'm sure of it. Violent post will be deleted.

I'm only keeping this thread open a little while longer. If you have not yet posted, please do so now.

Lucy applied the cream on her bite and looked embarrassed.

"I'm so sorry professor, I realize I was being kinda rough..." Lucy said in reply. Before Professor Morgan took the Imp back, Lucy pet it for pranking Lorcan, and gave it a smile.

"Thanks little guy, you're really sweet. I got the wrong first impression." And then she gave him one last tasty bug.

Smiling, Professor Morgan turned to her and said, "It's okay, Lucy. I'm sure he appreciates your kind words."

Tibi laid on the ground a little while longer, tears threatening in his eyes. Stupid IMPS. STUPID STUPID IMPS.

Rolling toward a bench, Tibi finished pulling his slacks back up following his trip. It didn't seem like many had noticed, for which he was extremely grateful, but ugh.

Stupid. Stupid. Imps.

Tibi continued to sit on the ground, glaring.

Lorcan was annoyed to find that another imp was pinching him hard on the nose. What I am an imp magnet? He noticed that Lucy was laughing. "I'm sure I'll find a way to get you back Luce! Imps or no imps!" He called, pretending to laugh.

The Ravenclaw that Lexi had set her imp on was looking as unimpressed with this lesson as he was feeling. Rubbing his nose, he walked over to the guy. "Are you ok? I'm Lorcan." He held out his hand to help the other boy up.

Someone was... speaking to him?

Didn't they notice the glare?

Sighing, Tibi looked up to see an extended hand. Well, that seemed nice enough. "Tiberius," he said simply, grasping the offered hand and hoisting himself to his feet.

"Bloody obnoxious little buggers, aren't they," he said, gesturing to the imps that were still wrecking havoc among the students. Dropping his voice, he whispered conspiratorially. "Kinda wonder what's the point, yeah?"

Carter was grateful that he had a repelling spell put on him when on e of the imps vomited everywhere. Then it was his turn. He went to the tank and grabbed a fistful of insects. He offered it to one the imps who immediately snatched them out of his hand. The imp ate some and then sported a devilish grin before throwing some of the bugs at random girls.

Lorcan suddenly realised that perhaps this boy didn't want any help and was just about to withdraw his hand when the other boy grasped it and introduced himself.

"Nice to meet you Tiberius." Lorcan said, grinning when the boy swore mildly. In a low voice he agreed, "I could see the point of the Mooncalves, even if I did get a face full of dung. These little swines are just begging to be squashed."

After placing the Imps she was holding back into the cage, Iliana clapped her hands together once more. "Alright class, we're just about out of time. Please return the Imps back to their cage now and take your seats."

Funny? Evelyn sure did lose it. 'It is not funny. Its gross.' Destiny looked down at her shirt. She was getting sick just looking at it.

Destiny gave Evelyn a weird look when she said the Imp was cute. Was she blind? 'They are definitely not cute.' Turning to face the demon Imp that had attacked her with spit up bug, Destiny saw that he was not taking his eyes off of her. She turned to see if he was just looking at someone behind her, but no one was even there! Slowly turning back to the Imp, she realized he was gone. 'Did you see where he went?'

Oh there he was. Sitting right on Destiny's lap. And he was staring at her again. 'Get off, get off!' Before Destiny had a chance to shove him off, the Imp started to lick her shirt. He must have still been hungry. 'Stop!' and she gave the Imp a little push. The Imp stopped licking and gave that obscene hand gesture again and ran off. 'Why does he hate me?'

Since her Imp had already been taken away, Lucy went back to her seat and waited patiently. She thought about Lorcan's comment of getting back at her--would he really? He didn't seem the type...or so she thought.

"Destiny stop! I will not see my creatures treated in such a way." If there was one sure fire way to upset Professor Morgan, being nasty to her babies was it.

Mina smiled hearing the Imp would be soon back in their cage and she hadn't been pranked yet. Turning to return to her seat, she felt something wet hit her. Turning her head in that direction, a bug hit her and she screamed. She hated bugs! Brushing herself off, she hurried to her seat and away from the nasty little bugs.