Hearing someone calling out to her, Iliana turned her head just in time to see him stuff his mouth... full of POO! "Spit it out! EW!" she called out, running over to him. "I did NOT tell you to EAT it. Why would you do that?" She looked at him totally disgusted.

Kay stood up and put on her gloves. She grabbed one of the jars. She started walking around until she found what she needed. "Professor here is some." Kay said picking it up and putting it into her jar. She put the lid on and looked at the mooncalf poo. 'Why do we need this stuff?' Kay said to herself. "Professor should we do more than one jar?" Kay asked as she walked back to her blanket.

Scowling and by now in a foul temper, Jake pulled On his own gloves and stood up, kinda storming to a free area after collecting a jar. Grumbling under his breath, Jake picked up a few small pieces and gagged. After that he stood around with his arms folded in front of his chest, in a foul mood.

Destiny stuck her tongue out in disgust. Gross. Picking up poo. Didn't they have enough poo filled lessons with that astronomy professor?

Destiny went and picked up a mason jar. Since she didn't have any raw hide gloves, she went to her bag and pulled out a piece of parchment. She would use that! Noticing the huge mound of blanket that was sitting next to her Destiny laughed. 'Evelyn, I know that is you!' and she put a jar in front of her.

She walked to where she saw that little guy dancing earlier, and she spotted it, poo. She turned her head so she wasn't looking when she picked it up and put it in the jar. 'Professor! Did they do this while they were dancing? Or after?' because if it was during, that was just gross.

''I think Professor Bunbury can use her own'' Josh told Daisy grinning and jumped on his feet to begin collecting silvery dung. Of course at first place he put on his dragon gloves, he was not going to touch something called dung even though it looked silvery instead of the regular colour. Taking a jar he started to look for mooncalf poo.

'Ew.' would be the most suitable word for this situation the arrogant blondie was doing. Evan Cartwright was touching to dung. He was holding them as distant as his arm could do, but even then it seemed like so close. But nothing had happened to anyone so far, so it was alright? He tried to check his hand, but it was too dark to see how dirty it was. He barely refrained from making a face and collected some more, while trying not to let the blanket slip off his shoulders. It was hard doing them at the same time, because he didn't want the blanket to get dirty either. Surely the professor could clean it with a flick of her wand, but still... Ugh, one piece over there. When would this night be over?

Iliana smiled at Daisy mischievously and said, "Yep! Presents for Bunbury."
Next question... She looked down at the girl's full jar and shook her head. "One jar each will be fine."
Professor Morgan made a face at the mental picture and then laughed. "I hope after," she answered. She honestly wasn't watching THAT hard.

Daisy jumped a little. Where had the little bugger known as Josh come from? Well, at least he wasn’t insulting making fun of her for a change. “Oh really Josh?” Daisy inquired turning away from Professor Morgan for just a moment. “I didn’t know Professor Bunbury was part mooncalf or that she lived in a burrow…”

She watched the younger boy gather up his mason jar and wander off. It was only then that she realized Professor Morgan was still around. She winced hoping that she wouldn't get yelled at.

"Oh goodie!... I wonder what we'll get to use it on!..." That was, if Professor Bunbury would let the students use it. Which was probably not going to happen. Poor Daisy, she got excited about the most unusual things. Who else would be excited about collecting pooh in the middle of the night for the Herbology professor?

"I dunno, poofether" Tavelon said, chewing. He swallowed "It was all silvery looking. Kinda yummy." he said, licking his lips. "I still have a jar full, though, there's plenty left for... whatever we're going to do with this." he said, eyeing the jar of poo as if it were a big chocolate cake.

This was fun. It was all Tav could do to keep from bursting out in laughter.

Tino had been lurking in the dark nearby, picking about in the snow and occasionally reaching down to pluck what he affectionately referred to as 'moon turds'. However, once he heard who was to receive the fruits of his labors, Tino stepped out clearly into the moonlight behind Daisy. He scowled. Then he slowly and very pointedly tipped his Mason jar to the side, dumping all the mooncalf dung back into the snow.

Plop, plop, plop.

Brody couldn't help but overhear what someone was saying to the loverly professor Morgan. She stopped collecting the dung, and looked at him. Really?
She stepped up, smiling at the teacher, before tapping the guy on the shoulder. "I think your should listen to what Professor Morgan says. And eating that stuff? Thats disgusting." And he was a hufflepuff too. Eww. He better not stink the common room out.

Boys were GROSS! That was all there was too it. But since he wasn't puking... or acting sick... Whatever.

She'd leave the repulsive, icky POO-eater to it. "Just. Don't. Breath. on me!" she said, giving him an 'I-swear-you'll-regret-it-if-you-do' look.

Mina got up from her blanket and grabbed her dragonhide gloves. Must remember to get a new pair next Hogsmeade. Pullling them on she grabbed a mason jar and went to work. It was a bit disgusting but then again it was Professor Morgan's class and she was her professor, so she wasn't about to upset the professor.

The sooner I finish this, the soon I can get to my warm bed. Yes, motivation was all she need. Plus a long showers to get all sanatized and what not after this dung collecting.

Moving around she reached for another lump and added it to her jar.

Caddyshack, anyone? :P
 

"Aw, c'mon" Tavelon said to both of them. "It's no big deal" he grinned, popping another marshmallow into his mouth. Tavelon turned and began to walk away, then pulled out a puking pastille and popped it into his mouth. Immediately he began vomiting into the cornstalks. He grabbed the purple end of the treat, ready to force it into his mouth.

Hopefully Professor Ashby would appreciate this.

'Is she serious, she wants us to pick up poo and put it in jars, what's with these proessors and poo? First there was astronomy and poo skating, now we are poo collecting' Marie thought to herself as she reluctantly put on a pair of gloves. Marie grabbed a jar and went to search for some of the poo that the professor insisted they needed. Once her jar was full Marie was going to sit back on her blanket, but not before picking up an extra handful of poo.

Walking back Marie sees Lorcan bending over filling his jar. 'Ooohhhh, this is perfect' she thought to herself as she 'accidently' knocked him over and dropped the handful of poo on him that she had been holding. "OOOPS, so sorry, I didn't see you there" she said to him. 'Bwahahaha, that will teach him to mess with me' she thought.as she walked away with an evil little smile on her face.

Moving around the maze, Mina bent over and placed another piece into her jar. Turning her head, she saw the Hufflepuff pop something in his mouth. Ewww, boys are REALLY disgusting! Turning a litle green at the sight and thought of it, she moved away. If he was going to be sick, she really didn't want to be anywhere around him. Not a good sign if one wants to be a Healer. Damn, her inner voice. 'Do shut up. Vomit is very unpleasant and I'm only eleven. What do I really know about what I want out of life.' she scolded the voice. Stupid inner voice always rearing it's ugly head when least expected. Hear the sounds behind her, she made a face and moved even further away.

EWW EWW EWWWW! He stuck another piece in his mouth. GROSS!

Turning to walk away from the disgustingness, Professor Morgan got only a couple of steps before hearing the violent retching that had begun. THAT'S IT! "Well what did you expect?!" she demanded, glaring at the Hufflepuff. "To the Hospital Wing! NOW!" she ordered. "You." She pointed. "Go with him."

OOC: First to post will be the one she's pointing at.

Kay laugh at Tavelon. She thought he was being very funny about the marshmallows. "Tavelon that was great." Kay said still laughing a little.


Kay looked up to see Lorcan on the ground. She stepped forward to go help him and then stopped. She didn't know if he would want her help. Kay looked at Marie with a stunned look. 'Did she do that on....of course she did. But why.' Kay thought to herself. 'What was Marie up to?' She held her jar to her and looked at Marie. "What happened?" Kay asked. That all she could do.

Plop, plop, plop.

Daisy looked around for the odd sound. Left. Right. Left and back. Right and back. She couldn’t figure out where the noise was coming from.

And then she felt something a bit warm on hershoe. That’s odd, she thought. I’m not standing in anything warm… She glanced down to see her black Mary-Jane splattered with silvery poo and promptly sneezed – loudly.

“Accc-hooo!”

She'd been sneezing out of the blue a lot lately...little did she know it was because of Tino's soap...nor that he was standing right behind her. Had she known he was, she would have run screaming and jumped on Josh.

Tavelon hastily popped the other end of the pastille into his mouth. "Thanks" he muttered to Kay.

Tavelon didn't really want to miss out on class, and certainly didn't want a reputation like that kid at the start of term feast. So he straightened up and turned to Professor Morgan, holding out a marshmallow.

"Professor, you're the one who gave them to us" he said, handing her a marshmallow with a grin. He chuckled. Hopefully Professor Morgan had a sense of humor...

Professor Morgan took the jar, making sure the lid was screwed on tight and held it next to her with her inner arm. "Be sure to tell the nurse to check for poison. She'll want keep him until she's sure it's all up."
Looking at the marshmallow, rolling around her hand, Professor Morgan looked down at Tavelon and said, "That was not funny." No, not funny at all. "Report to the Hospital Wing as instructed," she said. "Evelyn will lead the way."

...

Sending a student to the Hospital Wing she expected. What with the dangerous creatures around and all, who wouldn't expect an injury every now and again. But puking up fake Mooncalf dung was just too much. Feeling utterly exasperated, the professor walked out of the cornstalks and called for the students' attention. "That's enough for tonight, class. For your homework, I'd like each of you to deliver the mooncalf dung you've collected to Professor Bunbury as your gift to her. For extra credit, add a ribbon and a lovely poem, telling her why she deserves poo." Iliana smiled. It was a deliberate, malicious smile. Oh yes, Annie would surely love her gifts. It was good to keep your friends close and EVIL, psychotic, red-heads closer.

"For those of you that haven't collected a substantial amount of dung, I'll give you five more minutes to finish up."

"Class dismissed."