Ew. Ew. EW. Sputtering on her Louboutins: NOT ACCEPTABLE.

"Get up off the floor this instant, Karsten," Bunbury growled in a tone usually reserved for Jake Upstead. "What is the reason for this? And it's not POOP," that word was so unclassy, "it's fertilizer... which brings me to my next question..."

She put her hand to her nose and flicked her wand at the buckets before speaking though, just having to de-stinkify them with a quick charm. "Where on earth did you get two - nay, nearly three - buckets of mooncalf dung? And how exactly did Kettleburn and Toussaint come across some of it?"

Without waiting for an answer, Bunz turned toward the Ravenclaw there and put her hand down. Ah. Fresh air, that was better. "Oh Satine darling, how thoughtful of you!" She took cute pink, polka-dotted box and offered the girl something resembling a smile. See. Annie was trying this grateful gift-accepting thing.

"Did you want to come into the office for a cup of tea or anything?" Once Bunz dealt with the Slytherin ruffian, of course.

Satine smiled at the Professor as she looked at the pink box. She couldn't wait for her to see the shoes inside.

"I would love to come in....but...." she paused as she looked over at the stinky boy..."only if you have time....would you like me to help you destinkify him" she finished with a horrible look of disgust towards the boy who's stink seemed to be getting worse as he stood there.

Cam was SHOCKED. FLABBERGASTED. The professor was speaking to him as if... he was some sort of a house-elf. He wasn't some slave. He COULD have stayed on that floor and even vomited on Bunzz's shoes for that matter. HAR HAR HARRRRR. But he did anyway. Hmppphhhhhh. "Riiiiiight right... fertilizer."

POOOP. FERTILIZER. WHATEVAHHHH.

AND YIPPEEEEEE she distinkified'em fouuulll thingies. "Faaaaanksss Professaaaaaah," he said, glancing at that sheet of paper which explained ways to make this redhead's head explode into smithereens.

"Caaaan we continyahh this in yer office? Heard you've got a stash--I mean great tea... and all." And he grinned SOOOSOSOSOOOO innocently he almost looked suspicious. Almost.

"Wott aree yeh suggesting, ehhh?" THAT HE STOLE THOSE POO FERTILIZER?! "And, what?" He gulped. Cela and that Cope guy got some of 'em? Well he assumed the professor already knew but but BUTTTT WHAT IF SHE DIDN'T? "Uhhhhh WELL, they PROBABLY just stumbled across some, heh??"

Destinkifying the boy: genius idea.

"Allow me," Anastasia announced, swishing and flicking her wand in a complicated pattern at Cam. A slight purple-y trail was left in the air behind her wand and then the Slytherin smelled faintly like lilacs. Fresh flowers. Ah. How sweet. "Oh, and you can go ahead into the office, Satine, and if you could put the box on my desk I can open it in a bit..."

She handed the very pink gift back to the girl and then folded her arms however at Cam's implying to DARE to come in her office. TUT. TUT. Not happening in this lifetime.

"No no no no no. You have to do something with this... dung, darling," Bunbury smirked evilly. Cameron Karsten was anything but a darling, honestly. "I know for a fact Celandine mentioned you in connection to the fertilize and it's hardly something you stumble upon."

She tapped her pointy basilisk-skin shoe impatiently. "Tell me where you got the dung or I'll have to take more points from Slytherin... or give you some features to match your snout. How is that for a suggestion?"

Cam just STAAAARED at the girl for a while before looking back at Bunbury. DISTINKIFYYYY??? HIM?! NO NO NOOOO. What he had on him right now was pure man scent. Or well. Puuuure nature scent. He had nothing wrong with it. There was something wrong with girls and their... ways of living. "I aaaaain't need of 'em distinkifyin', I'm goooood as it is," he said with a VERY firm nod.

Now he expected Bunbury not to well, ya know... actually doooo it. RIGHT? But NOOOO she had to doooo it. "Oiiiiiiii I smell..." he sniffed "I smell... liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccc," he said dreamily.

It smelled like that woman from Diagon Alley. So Cam started sniffin' himself see, sniffin' his hands, his pits, everythin' to see if it was PERMANENT.

He was just about to follow Satine in the office but whatwhatWHAT? Cam smirked back, ya know, some smirk challenge and he was aiming to wiiiinnnnnn. "Reaaaaaalllyyyyy?" he said with a tone in his voice, almost similar to hers. He could be a better BUNZZ than Bunbury. All formal-like. All ADULT-like.

"Well miss... Miss Too...tooo..." What was her last name again? "Well Celaaaaaaaa was LYYYYYYIN'!!1" RIGHT? RIGHT. But oh. OHHH. So mean MEAN Bunbury was turning him her enemy now... RIGHT AFTER HE GAVE HER POOP! Threatening him with the pig-like features made him go boomboom.

"I... found it. Ifoundittt when I was campin' over the summer. It's a long story and... and you wouldn't be interested in it, anyways." Hmpph.

.....Bunz just had to stare at this kid now. Seriously. Stare stare stare blink once stare stare stare some more. Did he really just sniff all around himself??

Perhaps the pig snout was more appropriate than she knew.

"Ah well. I have all the time in the world to hear your story... unless you'd like to get a head start on spreading the mooncalf dung?" Yes Bunz was going to put this one to work too. "There are some mandrakes in greenhouse three that would appreciate the fertilizer...hemhem...."

It was most certainly NOT going to just sit outside her office all day.

Whaaaaaattttt???

Cam stared back when she mentioned mandrakes. Was she playin' with him, EH?! "Ferrreeeeeals?" he asked suspiciously, looking up at Bunzz which full showed his snout, sniffing at her laik whoah. She smelled FUUIIIIIINEEEEEEE. Hehehe but but buuuut he was still SUSPICIOUS. He blinked at her.

"Adulttttt mandrakes or or orrrr those yet-to-be matured ones?"

Who knew, Bunzz could have had some not-working earmuffs and was just plotting to KEEEEEL him.

Forrrrrreals? No, for fakes. *insert Bunz eye roll here*

"Yes, immature mandrakes..." Bunbury answered slowly, eying Cam with great suspicion at least equal to how he was eying her. "You shouldn't need to repot them or anything, just spread some more fertilzer around the tops. IF you see one growing excessively fast, I'd expect you to come let me know..."

She tilted her chin up and eyed his sniffer-y snout. "You are one of my better students as far as Herbology goes, Mr. Karsten. That - and the fact that you SOMEHOW transported mooncalf dung all the way to Hogwarts - are the only reasons I'm entrusting you with mandrakes."

And if he failed... DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN.

Immaaaattuuuurreeee mandrakes, HUH? HUHUHUH BUNZ?! Didn't need to repot theeeeem? What kinda work was that? He should have RISKED his liiiife repotting those mandrakes 'caaaaausee with that pig snout of his, and he just suspected Bunzz wasn't letting him do to the fact she could face lawsuit cases against her.

Oh yah that's right.

BUT OH? One of the BETTER students in her class? Cam rightfully smirked and proudly straightened his back. Chyeaaaah. "AAAAAAaaaalrriiiiighttyyy. Will doooo Professaaahhhh!"

He playfully saluted and marched riiiiiight past her office straight towards the Greenhouses, while carrying the buckets and continuing to sniff himself like maaaaddd.

Nathaniel had been biding his time with this mission. He'd been staking out BunButts waiting area for a while. He'd watched her talk to the dung kid and waited for her to go back into her office. Nobody knew about his plan and that's how he wanted it. The less people knew the less chance of getting caught. This was only phase one of his mission. This was not the time to get caught.Not at all. He'd planned this all summer. He'd gotten his grandmother to bake some cupcakes and make them as pink as possible. There was nothing wrong with them. So, that was kinda good.. right? THOSE weren't harmful. He'd also bought BunButt a nice set of tea cups. Nose-biting tea cups.. but she didn't have to know that. He knew she'd find out later. They were of course pink. To draw her to them. He even added some gems to them. He knew how classy she liked to be. All the pink was making him nauseous. He supposed that being not very well known at Hogwarts would play in his favor now.

He had waited it out and FINALLY she'd gone back into her office.He had packaged the tea cups up in a nice pink polka dot box with the cupcakes sitting on top of the box. Now it was time to sneak into the waiting area and leave BunButt's gifts for her. He slowly crept into the area and spotted an empty chair. PERFECT. He set the box down with the attached note .
As soon as he made sure that the package was safe he high tailed it back to the castle.

A big smile on her face, which was totally not her, considering the place she was heading to, and a small package was on her right hand.

However, there was something....new.

There was a pink loveseat. Ummm...perhaps coming here was a bad idea. Or not.

Kaika assumed the purpose of such a seating surface was to...wait after you knock on her door, right? Yes...it sounded accurate enough. Firstly, the knock on the door....secondly....WAIT...

...why's there a mirror?

Er, yeah, Bunbury was weird. Nonetheless Kaika rearranged her ponytail, and made sure everything was in place and clean, including her new shoes, and then sat...waiting for Bunbury to allow her inside.

The small piece of parchment had definitely given Kylie a bit of a shock.. but she needed to know when herbology met. So, Kylie took a deep breath and looked into the gold mirror opposite the door. She noticed her hair was slightly messy.. maybe it would be best to put it up. She quickly remembered and used a small charm she'd learned to put her hair in a pony tale and walked into the waiting room.

Bunbury stepped outside her office and raised a brow at the two Hufflepuffs and a box. Hmmkay. No dung today. That was good.

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Originally Posted by fish_kid

Nathaniel had been biding his time with this mission. He'd been staking out BunButts waiting area for a while. He'd watched her talk to the dung kid and waited for her to go back into her office. Nobody knew about his plan and that's how he wanted it. The less people knew the less chance of getting caught. This was only phase one of his mission. This was not the time to get caught.Not at all. He'd planned this all summer. He'd gotten his grandmother to bake some cupcakes and make them as pink as possible. There was nothing wrong with them. So, that was kinda good.. right? THOSE weren't harmful. He'd also bought BunButt a nice set of tea cups. Nose-biting tea cups.. but she didn't have to know that. He knew she'd find out later. They were of course pink. To draw her to them. He even added some gems to them. He knew how classy she liked to be. All the pink was making him nauseous. He supposed that being not very well known at Hogwarts would play in his favor now.

He had waited it out and FINALLY she'd gone back into her office.He had packaged the tea cups up in a nice pink polka dot box with the cupcakes sitting on top of the box. Now it was time to sneak into the waiting area and leave BunButt's gifts for her. He slowly crept into the area and spotted an empty chair. PERFECT. He set the box down with the attached note

SPOILER!!: Note

"Professor BunBurry,
I saw these and thought you'd love them. Thought the cupcakes would go good with them. Hope you enjoy."

.
As soon as he made sure that the package was safe he high tailed it back to the castle.

Bunbury was firstly drawn to a yummy-ish scent emanating from the box. She carefully picked it up and inhaled --- ZOMG#CUPCAKES! And teacups. Odd pairing, but still. #CUPCAKES! WOW!

Gee whiz. Who could have left her #cupcakes and teacups? Hmm. Someone wanted something from her. Nevertheless, Bunz would take them into her office.

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A big smile on her face, which was totally not her, considering the place she was heading to, and a small package was on her right hand.

However, there was something....new.

There was a pink loveseat. Ummm...perhaps coming here was a bad idea. Or not.

Kaika assumed the purpose of such a seating surface was to...wait after you knock on her door, right? Yes...it sounded accurate enough. Firstly, the knock on the door....secondly....WAIT...

...why's there a mirror?

Er, yeah, Bunbury was weird. Nonetheless Kaika rearranged her ponytail, and made sure everything was in place and clean, including her new shoes, and then sat...waiting for Bunbury to allow her inside.

Carefully resting the box against her hip, Bunz turned toward the Hufflepuff Quidditch Captain - a very talented player who had led the team to victory last term, much like Bunz had against the Stars.

"Miss Lockhart," she acknowledged the girl with her usual head-to-toe eye sweep. Hmm, Burberry. She approved. "Would you like to come into my office?

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The small piece of parchment had definitely given Kylie a bit of a shock.. but she needed to know when herbology met. So, Kylie took a deep breath and looked into the gold mirror opposite the door. She noticed her hair was slightly messy.. maybe it would be best to put it up. She quickly remembered and used a small charm she'd learned to put her hair in a pony tale and walked into the waiting room.

"And you too, is there something I can help you with?" She didn't recognize this girl nor any of her apparel.

Was she planning on keeping that box? Who keeps a box who was found outside? What if it's contents carry come sort of venom or poison? Er, well, Bunbury could do whatever she felt like doing, no?

Still, at the sound of 'Miss Lockhart' she straightened up, and smiled and nodded when she was offered to step inside....It wouldn't take much time, but she didn't want to stay outside, even if it was relatively pink free. "Yes, thank you".

And...she stepped inside, not even knowing there was another Hufflepuff waiting to go inside Bunbury's office.

Chris Potter had felt the need to come and visit the Professor who had began to grow on him last term. He didn't seem how the other students could say that she was a bit mean to people. He liked her just fine, she was funny too. He walked down to her office a bit of a bounce in his step, after seeing the Quiddtich Team rosters. He walked quietly down the hall in his best shoes (Yes he knew of the Herbology Professor's obsession) and knocked ont he door.

Nathaniel had been assigned to take pictures of people and places. Even though he didn't like BunButt that much he though that he'd be able to get a great picture of her and alll her pink stuff. To prove how weird she was and he'd figure she'd feel important. He made sure to be very neat and tidy as he walked into her waiting area. He knew how much she hated dirt and what not. He was going to have to be on his BEST behavior while around her. He walked into the waiting room and couldn't believe all pink stuff. He saw a loveseat and sat down. Time to wait.. patiently.

Annie popped out of her office to check out her gorgeous new pink scarf in the hallway mirror. Mmm nice, she knew she always looked nice. Swish swish. She adjusted the scarf in about five different styles for a few moments before noticing the two Gryffindors patiently waiting outside.

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Chris Potter had felt the need to come and visit the Professor who had began to grow on him last term. He didn't seem how the other students could say that she was a bit mean to people. He liked her just fine, she was funny too. He walked down to her office a bit of a bounce in his step, after seeing the Quiddtich Team rosters. He walked quietly down the hall in his best shoes (Yes he knew of the Herbology Professor's obsession) and knocked ont he door.

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Originally Posted by fish_kid

Nathaniel had been assigned to take pictures of people and places. Even though he didn't like BunButt that much he though that he'd be able to get a great picture of her and alll her pink stuff. To prove how weird she was and he'd figure she'd feel important. He made sure to be very neat and tidy as he walked into her waiting area. He knew how much she hated dirt and what not. He was going to have to be on his BEST behavior while around her. He walked into the waiting room and couldn't believe all pink stuff. He saw a loveseat and sat down. Time to wait.. patiently.

Hmm. "Greetings, Prefect Potter and...... you," Bunz nodded at the prefect but narrowed her eyes at Nathaniel. Oh yes. He had been the victim of her second-most memorable and most fun detention. "May I help either of you with something?"

Chris watched as Professor Bunbury came out of the door leading to her office and rearanged her scarf over and over in the mirror. When she turned to them he smiled and stood respectfully. When she welcomed him he said, "Thank you Professor, good day to you too. And I think you made a good decsion." he said pointed towards the style she had settled on with her scarf. "Um well I was just coming by to see how you were and just talk." he grinned. He had started to really like Professor Bunbury last term and he did like Herbology.

"Huhhuh?" Bunbury blinked down at her scarf and then up at Chris. "Oh I didn't pick it, it was a gift." She tilted her head to the side and admired it again. "Lovely, isn't it?"

Duh it was.

"Talk, hmm." Since when was Bunbury one of those teachers you just stopped by for a chat? Really? "Well I suppose I have time for a cup of tea with a prefect... I do have some things I need to prepare for my next lesson, however, if you'd rather help me in the greenhouses..."

Yes, preparations for a lesson. She had a good idea for a lesson now.

Chris smiled. He wondered who the scarf was from. Oh well not his business. "Yes it is." he nodded.

Chris grinned as she said tea would be ok but then she mentioned the Greenhouses and if he wanted to help with some preparations in the Greenhouses. "I would love to help int he GreenHouses." he said excitedly.

Nathaniel straightened up in the chair as Bunz entered the waiting area. Yep, she remembered him. He could tell by the look she gave him. He half smiled at her. "Hello Professor" he paused. How to go about this without sounding weird. "I.. I was wondering if I could get a picture of you? It's for Muggle Studies..."

"Great, greenhouses it is then," Bunbury smirked evilly at Chris. She nodded for him to go ahead. "I'll be out in just a minute... greenhouse three, if you please..."

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Nathaniel straightened up in the chair as Bunz entered the waiting area. Yep, she remembered him. He could tell by the look she gave him. He half smiled at her. "Hello Professor" he paused. How to go about this without sounding weird. "I.. I was wondering if I could get a picture of you? It's for Muggle Studies..."

"A picture? Like a photograph?" Bunz turned on her heel and inspected her appearance in the mirror again. Hmm.... hair looked okay... scarf looked hot, of course... she supposed she could spare a moment for a photograph...

So Annie nodded quickly. "Certainly. One photo...for your assignment..." If Tony had really even assigned such a silly thing. Bunz didn't give it much thought though because she photographed well and instead struck a pose, one hand hand on her hip, one hand carefully arranged by her scarf like Nataniel Pig-Boy had just happened to snap her adjusting such a lovely new Burberry design.

"Yes ma'am. A photograph". Really how daft was this one? Thereeee she goes inspecting her appearance.. five seconds after she already did. Wow. This one needed a prize for being so narcissistic. You could not believe her. How did anyone like or even PUT up with her for more than five minutes? Nathaniel kept telling himself NOT to laugh or even appear to be holding a laugh back. As she struck her pose he dug his camera out of his pocket. SNAP. Yep, he got the picture. That's all he needed. "Fabulous, Professor." he said grinning. "Thank you very much."

Torin had to be careful not to drop Bunbury's baklava as he made his way towards her office. It was hard enough trying not to eat the pastry, but he also had to make sure not to send it crashing down on the ground.

"Professor, I have your dessert," he called out to her as he saw her and Nate in the waiting room. It was good that he didn't have to knock, but weird that she was with Nate who hated her.

"Hmm....kay..... you're welcome, I suppose," Bunbury blinked a few times after the camera went off. Phew. "Shall I autograph it also?"

.....

She was only half-joking. But then, ah, Torin! "My baklava?" Bunz raised a brow and took a step toward Torin. "Oooh how did it turn out?"