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XanaSnape · 07-02-2009, 05:04 PM

A disused room next to the ~~ancient runes~~ potions classroom has been converted into a potions laboratory for this term. There are several large workstations available, complete with stands and burners for standard size 2 cauldrons and plenty of room to work.

Along the walls at the sides of the room are additional stations holding alembics, distillation trains, calcination equipment, Florence flasks, a large jar of clean glass stirring rods, funnels, empty jars and more -- in short, all the equipment a potioneer would need to do his or her work.

Along the back wall of the class are jars and bottles containing a host of standard potions ingredients. Each container is marked clearly with a parchment label bearing the details of its contents (including the date of expiration), written in Professor Kazimeriz's shaky but legible hand. Several of the larger jars house foul-looking ingredients: there is one jar that appears to be filled with pickled toads, another houses what appear to be large eyeballs from some creature in pale blue syrup, and still others seem to contain the visceral organs of animals - rat spleens, newt tails (which are still wriggling in the jar), and whole flobberworms. One jar of some sort of greenish sap is bubbling lazily, and another opaque bottle keeps trembling, clinking against the others.

There is also a large cabinet that has been triple-locked and charmed. Through the unbreakable glass front of the cabinet, you can see vials, jars, bottles of various size, shape and contents. These are the Professor's private stores. You must receive assistance from the professor to access these ingredients, as all the poisons, rare items like unicorn parts and truly dangerous ingredients in the lab -- including dangerous potions such as veritaserum and amortentia-- are housed in this cabinet.

There is a large chalkboard at the front of the classroom near the Professor's sturdy mahogany desk. On it reads this note:

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Originally Posted by Chalkboard in the Lab

Welcome to Open Studio Potions Laboratory!

Welcome to the open studio potions lab. This is a supervised independent studies lab, where you may work on personal projects as well as practice potions for your class assessments, OWLS and NEWTS. Please obey the following rules while in this lab:

SAFETY FIRST. Practice common sense and good safety practices at all times while in this lab. Remember that other potions are being brewed around you and exercise caution at all times.
WHEN IN DOUBT, AS: If you have any question in your mind about the safety or sanity of what you are planning, please bring your intended potion plan to the professor for assstance. The professor reserves the right to end any experiment at his discretion, especially if it is unsafe or irresponsible.
CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF. The house elves are not your personal slaves, and it is neither their responsibility nor mine to clean up after you. If you fail to clean up your workstation on departure, you will receive a most unpleasant detention.
HAVE A PLAN and WORK AT YOUR OWN LEVEL. Creativity is definitely encouraged in this lab, but please do not just slap ingredients together without knowing the magical theory behind what you are doing. I expect all students to work at their level and if you have questions, please ask the professor. I am always present when this lab is open.
WASTE NOT, WANT NOT. Many of the ingredients in this lab are quite costly. Use them with discretion.
DANGEROUS INGREDIENTS: Many of the more dangerous or expensive ingredients in the lab are in the professor's private stores. On approval, the professor will obtain any of the necessary dangerous ingredients from the storage cabinet for your use.
COMPOUND POTIONS: Only NEWT levels students with prior approval from the professor may work on compound potions in this lab, to ensure that you properly understand the magical theory behind them. If you are unsure if you are attempting a compound potion, please ask. Those who are found to be in violation of this or any rule will be subject to disciplinary action.

ooc notes: Come on in and get creative!

This is an independent lab, not potions class... this is the place to let your character practice potions, do class labwork, and experiment. For the purposes of the RP please presume that Kazimeriz is in the room at all times unless I specify otherwise. Obviously, I am not really here at all times, but I will be monitoring this thread closely throughout the term and will do my best to respond to posts directed toward Professor Kazimeriz quickly and efficiently.

Please RP responsibly! I'm cool OOC with potions-gone-wrong-RPs (accidentally blowing up cauldrons and such-- stuff happens in a lab!) but just make sure that you are ready to face the consequences IC for any actions you take. For instance, if you have a vat of lethal poison explode all over you, it is quite possible your character WILL die, and if you are irresponsible IC, expect Kazimeriz to react accordingly. Please exercise good sense and remember to follow the site rules at all times.

Also, if your character is addressing the professor or needs attention, please put PROFESSOR KAZIMERIZ in your subject line for your post, just so I don't accidentally miss it.

If you have any questions, please PM me at XanaSnape. Oh... and most important: HAVE FUN! ~Xana~

Mad Eye Touz · 07-25-2009, 08:07 PM

"I'll have to ask Mum, but sure. Why not?" Plymouth liked digging and being outside. Truebridge. Sunshine. "And no girls."

Plymouth sniffed a booger and then made faces at them. Ew. "Think we're about done here? Or do you need to get more spy instructions?" Nevermind getting de-feathered.

Cassirin · 07-25-2009, 08:17 PM

"I don't WANT to be a spy. I like the professors. Most of them." Cope cleaned his hands with a spell and finally focused enough to help cleaning up the work station. "Will you show Zahra my picture so she remembers me?"

Mad Eye Touz · 07-26-2009, 03:48 AM

"I won't have to. You know Mum." Plymouth shook his head. He loved his mum SO MUCH. Plymouth hopped up on to the work table when he was done cleaning... he was tired of standing.

And he was a little hungry, so he picked up all the excess peppermint and munched on it.

"Suppose Professor Kazimeriz doesn't like them all though, huh? If he's got SPIES. Who else do you suppose is a spy?"

Cassirin · 07-26-2009, 04:11 AM

"Maybe spy is the wrong word... but I don't know. I suppose he has lots. Anyone who's ever been alone with him could be one."

Cope stood as well, giving the door a longing glance. "Do you mind if I call your mother... Mum? Would it bother you?"

Mad Eye Touz · 07-26-2009, 04:21 AM

"No. Mum's... everyone's mum. I swear she's trying her hardest to adopt Kayla right now. And when Cela's brother came that time? Kieran? Him too. Cela, of course. And the hobos. She... I don't mind. It makes her happy when you do. I don't mind sharing with you, Perni. Everybody needs a mum and I reckon mine's the best there is." TRUTH.

Hmmmm. Plymouth picked up Tom Toad the Frog again and fed him some peppermint, too. "So, suppose, by that theory, you could be SPYING on ME right NOW. Or, me on you. Or... I want Kazi to ask me to be a spy, too. I really do."

Cassirin · 07-26-2009, 04:24 AM

"So then you have to find a reason to get alone with him, and then you have to let him know which professors you have a relationship with. And if he hates them, maybe you can be a spy," Cope was FULL of helpful hints. He shrugged, completely sure he was making it all up.

"I like your Mum, Plym. Do you think you'll ever want to call Albert anything other than... that?"

XanaSnape · 07-27-2009, 10:31 PM

Professor Kazimeriz returned to the potions lab, looking exhausted and limping heavily.

"Well, Morgan, how goes the potion? Have you cured your brother of his need for Celestina Warbeck, tragic love poetry and crying jags yet?" Kazimeriz said with a smirk.

Leeness · 07-28-2009, 12:40 PM

Varius had been continuing to sift through his lovely jar of bogeys, still unable to find any actual nargles but only their 'eggs'. By now, the sculpture he had made of Kazimeriz had flopped and broken in half. This was so bloody boring and it wasn't getting him anywhere. "Professor, I can't seem to find any..."

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Originally Posted by The Narrator

And earpiercing screech filled the corridor. It was coming from the submerged great hall.

But his question was cut short when he heard screeching coming from the corridor. Running to the door, he looked out and saw the source of the terrible noise wasn't from the fifth floor, but appeared to be coming from below. It wasn't unlike the sound he had heard from the library last week.

"Professor Kazimeriz..." he consulted, his voice croaking slightly in worry, "What the hell is that? It sounds like it's in the castle..."

XanaSnape · 07-28-2009, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Leeness

Varius had been continuing to sift through his lovely jar of bogeys, still unable to find any actual nargles but only their 'eggs'. By now, the sculpture he had made of Kazimeriz had flopped and broken in half. This was so bloody boring and it wasn't getting him anywhere. "Professor, I can't seem to find any..."

But his question was cut short when he heard screeching coming from the corridor. Running to the door, he looked out and saw the source of the terrible noise wasn't from the fifth floor, but appeared to be coming from below. It wasn't unlike the sound he had heard from the library last week.

"Professor Kazimeriz..." he consulted, his voice croaking slightly in worry, "What the hell is that? It sounds like it's in the castle..."

Kazimeriz narrowed his eyes, tipping his head as he listened. "...mermish." he whispered, listening again. His eyes grew wide and he drew his wand. "I cannot help your emotional state at this time, if you both are not done with the potion, but it seems prudent that we prepare for a possible evacuation or at least investigate the source of that sound. With that in mind..." He cast finite on poor Copernicus Kettleburn to return him to his un-snitchlike original state. "Let your time as a living Snitch serve to remind you, Kettleburn, that you must address your grievances as a gentleman, and not break another man's confidence. Now... perhaps we should all go investigate the situation. Leave your cauldrons and projects, I do not want anyone in jeopardy. Come now -- hurry, all of you!" He was loathe to end up in yet another trap of floodwaters. He walked to the door and held it open to usher the students out, first glancing into the corridor to see if there was any water. So far, all clear.

Leeness · 07-28-2009, 06:54 PM

"Mermish?" Varius repeated, slightly confused. "Why are the Merpeople making such awful sounds? I thought they were nice!"

Varius hurried towards the door after the Professor as was instructed -- thankful for any excuse to abandon his nargle search within the inner findings of a trolls nostril. He moved out into the corridor, following the noise... admittedly a bit scared.

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