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druidflower 06-11-2009 11:38 PM

When Cari was having a bad day, she always went up.

It was a bad sign when she went all the way up to the 7th floor.

So when she spotted the blue haired problem child, Clark Landers ripping down tapestries... things did NOT look good for him

"CLARK LANDERS!!!" she bellowed marching down the hall, arms swinging, "You had better have a very good explanation for this!"

And then she spotted Jake. And Dani... now who was an on looker and who was involved. "Jake, Dani, you might want to come up with something good too."

Felixir 06-11-2009 11:42 PM

CackleCackle!

A slight smile cropped up on Jake's face as he glanced up at the nurse. "Herippedthetapestrydown! HetackledmeandgavemetheLURGY!" Jake gabbled out, pointing accusingly at the boy.

Now we're gonna see what the nurse reeeeeeeally thought of Clark.

Bwaha.

krazypenguin 06-11-2009 11:44 PM

Dani dove behind Jake in an attempt at hiding herself. She was actually quite fond of healer Avalon. Knowing that she was acting like a wimp, she said, "Miss Avalon, It's not entirely his fault. Clark just wanted to see what the tapestry felt like, because it's so old. We didn't realize that it didn't have a permanent sticking charm." She looked down at the floor hoping that she wouldn't get in trouble for trying to help her friend.

When Jake turned into a total blabber mouth, Dani smacked him upside the head. Smacking Huffies was turning into a habbit of hers. Pulling the spell-o-tape back out, she said. "We were going to try and fix it."

druidflower 06-11-2009 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoerawrr (Post 8282396)
CackleCackle!

A slight smile cropped up on Jake's face as he glanced up at the nurse. "Herippedthetapestrydown! HetackledmeandgavemetheLURGY!" Jake gabbled out, pointing accusingly at the boy.

Now we're gonna see what the nurse reeeeeeeally thought of Clark.

Bwaha.

Caroline placed her hands on her hips and raised an eyebrow at Jake.

"You can't catch allergies from people Jake," she told him. "As for pulling the Tapestry down, yes, I did see it fall. Thank you."

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Originally Posted by krazypenguin (Post 8282403)
Dani dove behind Jake in an attempt at hiding herself. She was actually quite fond of healer Avalon. Knowing that she was acting like a wimp, she said, "Miss Avalon, It's not entirely his fault. Clark just wanted to see what the tapestry felt like, because it's so old. We didn't realize that it didn't have a permanent sticking charm." She looked down at the floor hoping that she wouldn't get in trouble for trying to help her friend.

When Jake turned into a total blabber mouth, Dani smacked him upside the head. Smacking Huffies was turning into a habbit of hers. Pulling the spell-o-tape back out, she said. "We were going to try and fix it."

Caroline supressed a smile as Dani smacked Jake. "Let's not get violent Dani, and it is very kind of you to speak on behalf of Clark, but as a Third Year, he should know NOT to go running about the school tugging on whatever catches his interest."

Felixir 06-12-2009 12:03 AM

"Ouch!" Jake gasped, giving a fake glare at Dani as she went and whapped him round the head. "I'll 'ave you for assault," he joked, sticking his tongue out.

Stepping back a little at the raised eyebrow, Jake cocked his head to the side. "I know... but... he got the lurgy too... I mean, a common sign is craziness. I don't want to catch his crazy!" Jake blurted out. "And... and he pulled it! Tugged it! RIPPULLTEAR!"

krazypenguin 06-12-2009 12:27 AM

Dani looked at the tape again, "But we was going to fix it!" The healer didn't seem to want to listen to that part. An earnest expression fixed on her face. She looked down at the floor and said, "Well in all fairness, if you're gonna yell at Clark you should yell at Jake too. When I got over here they were both playing with the tapestry." So maybe the crazy boy would hate her for the rest of her life but whatever.

Felixir 06-12-2009 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krazypenguin (Post 8282535)
Dani looked at the tape again, "But we was going to fix it!" The healer didn't seem to want to listen to that part. An earnest expression fixed on her face. She looked down at the floor and said, "Well in all fairness, if you're gonna yell at Clark you should yell at Jake too. When I got over here they were both playing with the tapestry." So maybe the crazy boy would hate her for the rest of her life but whatever.

"But-the-I-wha-he-and-but-if-WHAT?!" Jake exploded, rounding on Dani. "You liar! You bloody liar! I never even touched it!" he cried out indignantly, stepping up to the girl. What was her game? Why was she being so mean. "Take it back," Jake muttered, through gritted teeth, ready to pounce.

krazypenguin 06-12-2009 12:38 AM

Dani shrank back. He was scary. "Miss Avalon!!!! He's gonna kill me!" She started crying. She was scared. And she was gonna die. She contemplated running, but he'd find her. So instead she jumped and ran to the opposite side of the healer and hid behind her. "I don't want to die!!"

druidflower 06-12-2009 12:42 AM

"JAKE!" Caroline said warningly. "You just got out of detention, do you want to be back in there so soon? Or better would you prefer I summoned Professor Kazimeriz? Back off RIGHT NOW!" It wasn't a request.

It was an order.

Felixir 06-12-2009 12:44 AM

RAWRRRR!!!!!

"Take it back!" Jake yelled, spinning around as Dani went and hid behind the nurse. COWARDICE! Oh, you better believe he'd pounce. As soon as she was out from behind Miss Avalon... he'd get her. Mwaha.

"I had enough of liars," he growled in response to the nurse, charging forwards, intending to dodge around the nurse and get Dani. "Not my fault!"

Kazi, though... hmmm.

PFFT!

Spork! 06-12-2009 12:50 AM

Clark watched as Nurse Avalon came up to the corridor. Great. His FAVORITE staff member.

"Ma'am, I don't like it when people call me crazy," he whispered, seemingly on the verge of tears. "It was an allergic reacting, not lurgy. I DON'T HAAAVE THE LURGY!!" he sobbed. "I didn't pull down the tapestry on purpose, I was just looking at it! I'm very fascinated in fine art," he added. He watched as Jake almost charged Dani. "Yo, back off!"

druidflower 06-12-2009 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoerawrr (Post 8282621)
RAWRRRR!!!!!

"Take it back!" Jake yelled, spinning around as Dani went and hid behind the nurse. COWARDICE! Oh, you better believe he'd pounce. As soon as she was out from behind Miss Avalon... he'd get her. Mwaha.

"I had enough of liars," he growled in response to the nurse, charging forwards, intending to dodge around the nurse and get Dani. "Not my fault!"

Kazi, though... hmmm.

PFFT!

“MR UPSTEAD!” Cari yelled so that she was heard clear down the corridor, “Congratulations, you have just lost Hufflepuff 10 points and you’re going straight back to detention. I can only assume you enjoy the smell of Owl feces. You will soon receive your detention notice, and I expect you to report to check in promptly.”


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Originally Posted by coolgirl97 (Post 8282648)
Clark watched as Nurse Avalon came up to the corridor. Great. His FAVORITE staff member.

"Ma'am, I don't like it when people call me crazy," he whispered, seemingly on the verge of tears. "It was an allergic reacting, not lurgy. I DON'T HAAAVE THE LURGY!!" he sobbed. "I didn't pull down the tapestry on purpose, I was just looking at it! I'm very fascinated in fine art," he added.

"Mr Landers, I'm fascinated by contortionists, would you like me to twist you into a pretzel?” she asked without a hint of humour. “You are losing Ravenclaw five points for vandalism intentional or otherwise, you should know better by now. And you will also be serving detention, I will Owl you with the details shortly. You as well, will be expected promptly at detention check-in.” The tone of her voice made it crystal clear that she was not in a mood to be argued with, and it was utter folly to try it.

Spork! 06-12-2009 01:16 AM

Clark had to admit it-he respected the nurse. It might not have seemed like them, but she was a tough cookie.

Of course he just got detention. Darn.

"Yes ma'am." he nodded to the detention. "But no to the pretzel. I'm allergic to those too." What wasn't he allergic to? Water. Among other things.

"C'mon Jake! Let's go to detention!" he said in mock enthusiasm. "Can I have a potion for owl feathers?" he asked, not wanting to change his hair color yet again.

Felixir 06-12-2009 01:21 AM

"No fair!" Jake exclaimed, scowling thoroughly... though of course, he knew there was no arguing. "This sucks..." he muttered, glancing up at Clark... heeeee knew what detention was like.

EVIL WOMYN!

They were in it together, he swore they were.

"Fine," he mumbled, thrusting his hands into his pockets and turning on his heel, more miffed about the point loss. He didn't say anotherrrrr worrrrrd.

PadfootAndTheWolf 06-12-2009 01:22 AM

Chris Potter turned the corner of the corridor that was home to the Barnabus the Barmy and saw the Nurse Intern. With her was the fainting boy and another kid. He smiled and then went to great them. "Hello Ms. Avalon. Hi Clark you feeling beeter?"

Chris stopped his polite greeting when he noticed there was tention amoung this group. "Is everything alright?" he asked the intern.

Spork! 06-12-2009 01:25 AM

"Not a good time Chris," Clark spoke through his teeth. "Not." If there was something Clark could do besides annoy authority, sing and dance, and have allergic reactions, he could also subtly hint. "Um....ya, Chris. How about you have a nice little talk with Nurse Avalon about it?"

PadfootAndTheWolf 06-12-2009 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coolgirl97 (Post 8282863)
"Not a good time Chris," Clark spoke through his teeth. "Not." If there was something Clark could do besides annoy authority, sing and dance, and have allergic reactions, he could also subtly hint. "Um....ya, Chris. How about you have a nice little talk with Nurse Avalon about it?"

Chris shook his head in amazement as Clark and the other kid ran off. He looked at the Nurse and asked. "Does he always get in trouble like this?" He was curious as to why he couldn't get a grasp on the rules. He didnt know what he did this time but his guess was he would find out soon.

druidflower 06-12-2009 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coolgirl97 (Post 8282808)
Clark had to admit it-he respected the nurse. It might not have seemed like them, but she was a tough cookie.

Of course he just got detention. Darn.

"Yes ma'am." he nodded to the detention. "But no to the pretzel. I'm allergic to those too." What wasn't he allergic to? Water. Among other things.

"C'mon Jake! Let's go to detention!" he said in mock enthusiasm. "Can I have a potion for owl feathers?" he asked, not wanting to change his hair color yet again.

Cari refused to smile. She dug an anti hystamine potion out of her bag and handed it to Clark. "Take it right before you get to the Owlery. No telling how long you'll be there," she said ominously.

Well he was taking it well.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoerawrr (Post 8282836)
"No fair!" Jake exclaimed, scowling thoroughly... though of course, he knew there was no arguing. "This sucks..." he muttered, glancing up at Clark... heeeee knew what detention was like.

EVIL WOMYN!

They were in it together, he swore they were.

"Fine," he mumbled, thrusting his hands into his pockets and turning on his heel, more miffed about the point loss. He didn't say anotherrrrr worrrrrd.

Jake was not.

"If you don't like it, the solution is to not get into trouble," she said without sympathy. "I'll see you boys in detention. My Owl will find you soon."

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Originally Posted by DanialRadFAN01 (Post 8282846)
Chris Potter turned the corner of the corridor that was home to the Barnabus the Barmy and saw the Nurse Intern. With her was the fainting boy and another kid. He smiled and then went to great them. "Hello Ms. Avalon. Hi Clark you feeling beeter?"

Chris stopped his polite greeting when he noticed there was tention amoung this group. "Is everything alright?" he asked the intern.

"Everything is fine." Caroline told the Prefect, "I'm sorry, I haven't got time to chat, I have two detentions to prepare for. Have a nice day gentlemen. And Dani." She smiled at the little girl who had gone rather silent since Jake's outburst. "Chris, if these boys don't leave this corridor in an orderly and peaceful fashion, would you kindly escort them from here?"

Spork! 06-12-2009 01:42 AM

we didn't run off
 
"We do seem to get in trouble a lot," Clark nodded. "But not together. I guess this is a new record, the Hospital Wing's biggest....stalkers, getting in trouble together. I guess this is pretty cool."

Clark turned around a few times and started cha-cha-ing. "Yo, we gonna go to da detentions now! yo, yo." he rapped. "C'mon Jake. We have a detention to do....this shall be fun."

PadfootAndTheWolf 06-12-2009 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by druidflower (Post 8282956)
"Everything is fine." Caroline told the Prefect, "I'm sorry, I haven't got time to chat, I have two detentions to prepare for. Have a nice day gentlemen. And Dani." She smiled at the little girl who had gone rather silent since Jake's outburst. "Chris, if these boys don't leave this corridor in an orderly and peaceful fashion, would you kindly escort them from here?"

Chris smiled as she said she can't chat. 'I understand you are very busy. Have a good day," He then turned to wait for the studnets to leave. He didnt want to escort them away but he would since he was instructed to.

Felixir 06-12-2009 01:49 AM

"Can't help it," Jake mumbled, turning to look at the Gryffindor Prefect and then back at Clark, and then the Prefect again. "I'm sure we can find our own way," he pointed out, bluntly.

Ignoring Clark's stupidness and the exclaimation about detention being fun(?!?!?!?!?!) Jake strolled off down the corridor at a leisurely pace. "Sorry Dani," he called back over his shoulder. "But it's what happens when people lie."

And he was gone.

Like, POOF!

Spork! 06-12-2009 01:52 AM

Clark rolled his eyes at Jake. Whatever. "Catcha later Dani...." he nodded, then followed Jake into gone-ness, leaving only a mess of bue hair behind him. WHY WAS HE SHEDDING???

PadfootAndTheWolf 06-12-2009 01:58 AM

Chris watched as the students left and he sighed. Good he could get out of here, he needed to go rest for a bit he had had a long day.

krazypenguin 06-12-2009 03:51 AM

Dani watched everything that happened. Convinced she was finally safe, she unhid herself. Oops. She was a horrible person. Now she had to be on the lookout for Jake. So much for making a new friend. And he was cute too. Bummer.

mathi 06-18-2009 03:39 AM

Alice had no idea what kind of place this was. But randomely she ended up there. She looked around to see if any familiar face was there. No one. My bad luck. She shrugged and continued to explore the place. Mmm..dusty and bit dark.


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