Heh. That was reassuring. What if he did it wrong, and the desk came out from under her, and she landed right smack on her bottom? Or worse, something else, and she got hurt?!? But - ugh - she had to trust him. Right? Yes.

She took a deep breath and lifted one foot from the desk. That wouldn't make much of a difference, so she wasn't sure if the spell worked. Swallowing a bit loudly, she nodded to William. "Slowly?" she asked, her eyebrows pulling forward in concentration. She felt a bit better that she remembered the cusioning charm. Perhaps she'd be able to cast it in time if she did indeed plummet to the hard, cold, any-other-unpleasant-adjective ground.

Oh this was sooooooo much fun, Jake seemed to be having a whale of a time on the spinning table top. Well that was before he opened his mouth...and Holy Hippogriffs that was a lot of vomit to come from one small boy. "Everyone duuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk" she screamed, as she herself waited that one second too long and was covered from head to toe in SPEW!!!! And no we're not talking about that House Elf group.

Kayla flicked her wand at the table again and it came to an immediate halt. She stood looking at Jake, covered in slimy, icky vomit and she gave him a sheepish look. "You said you wanted more, that you wanted to go faster" she wiped some of the vomit off her face and flicked it with her fingers not too concerned at this point to see where it landed. "I'm really sorry Jake." Kayla moved foward and pointed her wand at him, "Avexis" she murmured.

Tobi was a great fan of all things food related. except the recycled variety.

"DUCK DANIEL!" He cried. He briefly toyed with the idea of throwing the kid to the floor but there WASN'T TIME! ther was only time to jump infront of a large ball of projectile vomit coming their way.

Tobi gallantly jumped in front of the green and orange missile - what HAD this kid been eating? which hit him squarely in the solar plexus.

"Eeew," he said in a spot on imitation of Daphne Hopton.

Another uniform down.

"I'm really sorry if this doesn't work." William said shyly, looking up at her as he carefully moved the desk away from her. Before it was fully out he quickly took off his robe, placing it under her. "If you fall it might cushion you a bit." he said by was of explanation as he shrugged in his pristine white shirt and blue tie.

Please let this work he thought holding his breath as he moved the desk fully out of the way.

Suddenly out f no where something smacked into his back. He turned, seeing Jake spinning widely and groaned. "Ewww Jake, that's disgusting!" He called out, the mess of vileness on his back making squishing noises.

"I'm sorryyyyy..." Jake groaned weakly, waiting to be released. "I said no more... ages agoo-" Jake stopped himself talking as he felt a quick rush of nausea again.

Not even looking at Kayla, Jake curled up on the table the very second he was released, having no desire to get down... oh no...

"I want my waaaaand..." he sniffled, saying the most random thing he probably could have said in that situation.

Hearing another voice, Jake turned to look at a much larger guy... too large... with Jake's vomit all over him. "Sorryyyyyy..." he whispered, cowering and curling into a tighter ball on the table.

Apparently that was a bad idea.

*Puke*

Jake rolled over to the side of the table and threw up on the floor, before leaning back again.

"I feel slightly better for that..."

Unfortunately for Daphne, and fortunately for Constantino, her figure proved to be an adequate projectile vomit shield. Feeling her back being slapped with wet chunks of--who knows, Miss Hopton shuddered.

Spinning deathly quick on her heels, Daphne's hair flew with the mere force of her actions. Arm up, she pointed it at the culprit of the projectile vomit. "Should I scourgify your stomach?" Instead she pointed it at Celandine and chanted the spell to clean her up first before trying to aim at her back to rid herself of the ick.

Oh dear! "I'm so sorry Jakers, all I heard was more" Kayla hung her head. "My bad" she murmured. She watched as he curled up into a little ball on the table. Yes another one of her brilliant ideas gone reeeaaalllyy bad.

Wand? Oh he must of dropped his wand, she looked around wildly trying to locate that little piece of wood that would make little Jake feel so much better. Oooh there it was, she ran over and picked up his and brought it back to him. Kayla held out his wand to him, "Your not going to hex me or anything are you?" Because she totally wouldn't blame him and she wouldn't even defend herself if he did.

Oh Merlin, he was throwing up again and made her way over to him. "Aww Jake, I'm really, really sorry I thought it was a fun thing to do at the time" she was about to reach out and hug him before belatedly realising that she was still covered in vomit.

Jake frowned at the meeeeanie girl who had Jake's puke all over her. "I don't like you," he scowled, turning back to Kayla. Gawd, everyone makes a massive deal over something so insignificant... Back in my day...

Jake came face to face with his wand being held out by the girl herself. He eyed the stick warily, before tentatively reaching out and taking it back. "Nuh-uh," Jake shook his head. "I promise..." though it is miiiiiiighty tempting... NO!

"It's fiii- well... it's... not that bad?" Jake tried, pushing himself bad up into a sitting position, legs dangling over the edge of the table. "I'm sorry I got you all... urhhhm... icky..."

Jake looked around the room, actually fully intent on cast the spell himself, but all the walls, it seemed, were covered in Jakers puke. Oops.

With one last weak smile back at Kayla, Jake couldn't stop one last "Sorry," from escaping his lips.

Kayla looked over at Daphne and she scowled at the girl's insensitivity. "Miss Hopton, it was my fault that Jake ended up like this and so if you want to have a go at anyone then it should be me" she straightened up to her full height and raised an eyebrow at the third year, as if to say 'go ahead and try it I dare you.' She might have looked more impressive if she wasn't still covered in Jake's vomit.

She looked back at Jake and gave him a smile, "I wouldn't blame you if you did though." Okay the smell was starting to get to her and Kayla waved her wand over herself and cast the scourgify charm. Now that she was clean, she felt sooooooo much better.

"You don't need to keep apologising Jake, it was my fault that this happened. If it makes you feel any better, you can do it to me now if you want." Kayla kept her face impassive, she didn't want him to see how nervous she was.

Celandine wrinkled her nose for the few moments that she was coated in ick before Daphne cleaned her up. "Thanks..." Cela murmured before picking up the sad and vomit covered half-paper crane. She held it out at an arms length, eyed her target carefully before tossing the paper crane up in the air, casting the sticking charm on it as it fell, "Adhaero!" and then, "Wingardium Leviosa!" Much like playing a far more fun version of badminton, Cela levitated the vomit-covered, half-paper crane and stuck it to the dead centre of Kayla's back.

Right in that annoying spot between the shoulder blades.

There were benefits to being good with charms.

Scourgifying part of her back, Daphne snorted derisively at the Hufflepuffs declaration. "Is that so? I'm terribly wounded. Terribly."

Weighing her options as she gazed over at the Hufflepuff Prefect, Daphne decided that perhaps telling the girl that having goes at others weaker than her was barbaric and considered bullying and against social protocol would be against self-preservation. Instead, she shrugged not before fixing the Prefect with a contemptuous look.

"I still have practice to do but thanks for the offer."

Twisting some more, she aimed at the remaining vomit on her back. "Scourgify!" In her distracted state, Celandine had been working her magic and Daphne looked up long enough to see a soggy paper crane stuck on the Hufflepuff Prefect's back. Stepping closer to Celandine's side, Daphne patted her bottom lip with her wand. "Have I told you how amazing you are at Charms, Celly?"

Kayla was still watching Jake anxiously as she still looked a little green around the gills. What had turned out to be a fun idea had gone horribly, horribly wrong. She decided to make a promise to herself right then, that if she ever came up with any more hare brained schemes, she was to dismiss them straight away.

While having all these thoughts run through her head, Kayla felt something hit her right in the middle of the back and she tried to look over her shoulder but she couldn't see anything. Kayla, knew something was there and so she reached over her shoulder with her wand and felt around yep there was definitely something stuck there. "Avexis" she muttered, whatever it was fell to the floor and she turned around to see what it was.

Looking down at the paper plane, Kayla looked over to Celandine. She had seen the girl playing with it before, she narrowed her eyes but said nothing she supposed they were even now. "Evanesco" Kayla said pointing her wand at the paper plane.

Yep there were benefits to being better at charms.

"Hmm...yes I thought so." They reach puberty and all of a sudden we are so much better than everyone else she thought. Yes Kayla, had been the same but she would admit that to no-one but herself.

Daniel adjusted his pants to the most secure position it can get. Wedgies? That was gives me a whole crap of sore. he thought. But that won't matter.

Shall we give it a try then? he said signalling to go for it as he looks towards Avalon, planning on sticking himself on the wall.

Then a commotion on the classroom, when he looked up...

...he heard Tobi saying that he should take cover, but from what? He looked at Tobi and bedazzled and bewildered. Then, as he was about to look towards the direction of where the other are looking.


SSSSPPPPllllllaaaaaaaaTTTTTT

Something orange and green hit him. And it doesn't smell too good.

When he looked up he saw a spinning table and a kid on it. And this could be his vomit.


YYYYUuuuuuccccccKKKK!!!!!!!!Daniel ran away in disgust.

Sarah glanced over at the Professor when she heard his voice.She decided to let him know they were still working on it incase he was going to move on.
"Mariel just has to stick me to the wall,Sir,then we're all done."
Smiling she turned her attention back to the job in hand....staying still.

As Mariel started the process of the charm,Sarah tried to follow her progress with her eyes without moving her head...or anything else.
Just as she had to do,Mariel stopped once to get more air in her lungs to finish.That seemed to be the problem with sticking larger things..lack of enough air to do it in one go.
She didn't mind of course,all she had to do was stand there and wait.
Finally Mariel finished.After being warned by her friend that she was going to move the desk,Sarah responded with an "OK." and braced herself...just in case.
She need not have bothered.Mariel's charm was working perfectly and stayed strong the whole time the desk wasn't there.Trying to wiggle anything was usless,she was well and truely stuck.
"You did great! After all there is more of me to stick," she winked,in reference to the fact she wasn't the skinniest of 12 year olds.

"Yep I'm ready," she grinned,as the table was slid back under her feet.Mariel performed the unsticking charm and Sarah peeled herself away from the wall.
Crouching down on the desk she was able to clamber down onto the stool,then the floor again.
"That was so much fun! I wonder what he'll be having us do for homework." she said moving next to her friend and looking in Ashby's direction. "I hope it's something like that!"

As she was speaking she noticed another student across the room spinning...uncontrollably....on a table top. "What the --"
Then he...puked.All over several students around him.
"Awww man that is disgusting," Sarah said,turning her back on it. "I am so glad we are over here."

Cela let out a little sigh and decided to ignore Kayla. Instead she busied herself flicking her wand and casting cleaning charms on the remaining vomit strewn around the place and plotting with thinking about the sticking and unsticking charms.

Ian turned his back for one second...ONE SECOND...and the class was in utter chaos again. Oh goodness.

"Class....CLASS!" Why were they so rowdy today? "Okay....it looks like everyone is done with the assignment for today's lesson. Before I assign homework, would someone like to tell me what the heck is going on and why there is vomit everywhere?

Jake flinched as Ashby's voice boomed out over the chatter in the classroom. Well, at least he'd shut up after the table incident. But, D'OH! Here goes.

Raising his hand tentatively, Jake bit his lip. "That would be, erm, me, sir," he mumbled, staring up at the man with a scared expression. "Ka- Erm, I got stuck to the table and spun around and... well... my stomach couldn't take it... I'm sorry sir," he added, in a whisper, bracing himself for the shouting that was sure to come.

Tino's legs were dangling helplessly on either side of his ears. "Is it. . . working?," he panted, the room turning strange colors. He fervently hoped that Aggie was just having a bit of fun with him, in order to make his rear end stick out for all to see.

Suddenly there was screaming and shouting, and just as a wave of wet splatter came shooting at Tino and Aggie, making him brace himself for impact, who but Daphne jumped in front of them! Oh, valiant! The wallpaper dripped. "Daphne!," Tino cried, his face now purple. "Oh . . gallant lady! You . . . have spared me! How can. . I ever. . . repay you?"


Tino waved a leg in the air, since he had no hand. "I think someone got sick, Professor. Alot."

Oh boy. Perhaps it was time to end things before they got even more out of hand. "Thank you, boys," he said to the two young men who actually spoke up. "And Mr. Upstead, there is no reason to apologize for your stomach. It happens."


"Well....seeing as things seem to be winding down anyway, class, I think that's it for today. Go ahead and pack up your things. The homework is on the board."

Ian flicked his wand at the board and the homework appeared:
A stack of the following poster appeared on Ian's desk:


He was itching to clean up this classroom.


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Unfortunately for Cam, he wasn't able to see Dominic fail even though he wasn't even sure that Prefect would fail anytime at all though. He didn't really mind looking around the classroom and all the chaos that started since... well he was just too lazy too. While listening to the professor he went back to his seat to copy the homework on the board. Lalalalalaaaa. Homework seemed somewhat fun, what if he... oooooh, some idea just came up in his mind.

What the heck was the poster though?

"Hmmm..." Walking up to the classroom, he grabbed one of the posters and stared it at closely. Odd. Strange. Cam loved it. To him, he thought that it--Well he couldn't really explain it really. "Thaaaanks professahhh."

Tobi scribbled down the assignment quickly, collected his bag, holding it out in front of him, a healthy distance from his vomit covered uniform. He trudged up to the pile of posters, where he collected one, and slid it into the front pouch of bag.

"Thanks for the lesson Professor," he said, heading to the door, on his way he passed Aggie, "I'd wait for you, but..." he said to her, nodding to his robes, "I smell. Meet you back at the common room later?"

He still had to duel with Cela too. Keeping up with homework is murder. He hated NEWT year!

After having cleaned herself up, Daphne dusted her he robes off. In that very instant, that--Ravenclaw boy whose named kept eluding her was speaking once more. Apparently, he knew her name. "You're not serious," retorted the girl with a contemptuous snort. The Professor announced the end of class much to Miss Hopton's dismay.

She would have liked to stick someone upside down herself. She rummaged for a quill and unfolded one of the paper cranes to write down the homework before turning around and exiting the classroom.

Daniel wrote all the notes that was written on the board. He then stood up and felt a bit yucky about himself. After all he was covered in yucky vomit. He stood up and grabbed a couple or more of the posters to help stick it up all over the place.

He then approached the Professor,"I am very sorry again for what had happened. Can I at least help you with some cleaning after I cleaned up my self?" he asked. I totally forgot about the detention.

Standing beside Jake and looking at the Professor, Kayla visibly gulped. Oh man, she was so in for it now but her head snapped towards Jake, when he told the Professor what happen. She leaned over and whispered in his ear, "Thanks for not getting me into trouble. If you want you can practice the charm on me after class if you like."

Kayla quickly wrote down the homework and picked up one of the posters from the Professor's desk. Wasn't that a picture of Professor Kapoor? She shrugged her shoulders and continued on her way out of the classroom, if it scored her more points...

”It is and it’s not.” Aggie said shaking her wand as Tino dangled oddly against the wall. “Let me give it a go again…”

But all Hades broke loose and someone blew chucks all over the room. Aggie, luckily had moved off to the side and the only part of her that cover were her shoes. And then she looked down at them. “Oh NO!” she wailed to herself. She had, in an attempt to be different, worn the steel-toed purple boots that Tobi had gotten her for Christmas. “My new shoes! Ruined!”

She wasn’t in the mood to play with Tino or spells anymore and it was only the fact that Tino was covered in more vomit then she was keeping her from being totally disheveled. “Aveexis.”

Tino unstuck completely and tumbled to the floor. Aggie had forgotten to place the desk back under him. “Sorry Tino.”
“Tobi!” Aggie called upon seeing him leaving the room. “Tobi wait.” The poor man looked worse then Tino. She felt a little bad about leaving Tino, but he was busy praising the prat that was Daphne. He’d be fine, she imagined. “Tobi!”