"I still say we go with my plan to enlarge the door... Someone old enough can cast it and make it larger as you don't trust younger students" Ray said "But if you believe that rearrange him can do the trick well lets go ahead and do it and may I add that the professor being in the way isn't helping much with the current and we will suffocate if we stay here "

Nico shrugged and looked around.

"You seem to be the man of the moment, Kingston; what say you?" He cocked his head, "Although someone will have to ensure that he doesn't fall."

Through the whole conversation and discussion the boys were having, Kingston was rubbing his brows, trying to think of a way to get the man unstuck. Once the Slytherin who he had banished the smell of death from his nose spoke to him, he raised his head.

"Right. As I said before about enlarging the door, it would be a bit risky. As the man could fall on his bottom and explode.Pushing him is out of the question. Rearranging him... that is considerable." Kingston smiled, taking his wand and pointing it at Borr. Before he called out for the spell, he paused, blinking.

"You do realize that he will explode even if we DID rearrange him. Don't you, gentlemen?" He asked, lowering his wand and scratching his chin in thought.

"well...you could always help everyone out with the nose problem." Nico suggested, "And we could bring him back in and act like nothing has happened."

Borr exploding? Ewww. That wasn't a pleasant thought. "Well, we have to do something, we can't just leave him there. Think of how enraged he'll be if he wakes up and finds himself stuck in a doorway? And when he found out you were responsible," Cale added, looking at Kingston. He hoped the possibility of Borr being mad at him was enough to force the boy to do something, anything, to get their professor unstuck. "I say we just try and rearrange him and hope for the best. There doesn't seem to be much else we can do."

"Maybe we could do those bubble head charm things before moving him," he suggested as well. "You know, as a precaution. So that if something does happen to explode...hopefully that will block any foul smells that happen to escape."

"Wait why don't we enlarge the door while some one casts wingardium leviosa on the professor... I mean wingardium leviosa is just first year level you know that" Ray added. "Oh and if he has to explode well we can still use a muffliato charm to banish the sound with the bubble heads to prevent the bad smell to get to us"

"True," he mused, pointing his wand at Cale. "No need to worry, Mr. Newell. This'll be quick." Muttering the spell, Cale was now immune to the horrid smells that fumed inside of the class.

"Anyone else?" Kingston asked, waving his wand about.

"Bringing him back is out of the question, Mr... I don't even know your name," he sighed, rubbing the back of his neck. "I'd like to get him out and back into his lounge so I can as you may think suck up more to him." Kingston told him through gritted teeth. "He would appreciate it very, very much."

Turning back to Cale, he frowned. "He won't wake up. Believe me. First of all I've put a charm on him so he won't be able to listen to a thing we say. Second, just look at him! He's drooling for Merlins' sake!"

Facing the younger one in the group, he smiled. "That is a very good idea. Worth considering."

"Actually that is a point...What were you planning to do with him once you got him out anyway?" Nico turned to Kingston curiously, "It isn't likely that he would just let it slide."

Nico jumped as a particularly wet sound emanated from Lord Borr's expansive backside. And was gratiied when he sniffed cautiously that Kingston's spell was working.

Nico nodded at Ray; "You are right. But then what? I'm Nicholai Toussaint." He added at Kingston's question, "Alright I'll help you but I don't fancy taken the fall if this goes pear-shaped."

"Well I would want one bubble head" Ray said as he got in sight with Kingston. "Can you cast it? oh welcome, Ray Hufflepuff" Ray added as he looked Nicholai. "We will take him back to his seat and not his lounge."

As the boys debated on what to do about the giant bottom blocking their way from breathing clean air, another accidental trumpety sound erupted from the back of his own trousers and Clifford grimanced in apology.

EEP. It was those blasted cookies!

"Why don't we just make a break for it outta the windows?" At least then they'd have glorious fresh air!

"No more cookies for you." Nico shook his head, glad he had pocketed his.

"That is none of your business, Nicholai." Kingston snapped, feeling irritated at the situation. Taking a few deep breaths, he rubbed his temples and sighed for what seemed to be the millionth time. "I apologize for snapping at you like that. But, if you are curious about what I am going to do with Lord Fart, I'll inform you when we are alone. Or... when I am finished with my small talk with Borr."

Kingston took two steps back as a wet, very wet sound came from the man's backside. Oh how he wished he didn't see the fat man's pant's shaking from that nasty fart. Dear oh dear.

"Good. I do need help." He confessed, turning towards the other boys.

"Of course you want one!" Kingston told him, pointing his wand at his nose and doing the same for him. As long as he was doing this he should do it for all the other boys. With a deep breath, he pointed his wand at all of the boys and casted the spell.

"Alright, lads. Put your heads together and THINK."

occ: yeah low's beat. gunna go to beeed. =p dun play much without me. lololol.

Nico smirked as Kingston snapped irritably, holding up his hands in supplication.
"Really it isn't a problem, It is a stressful situation. I would be keen to talk about this after...all of this."

Looking around the class Nicholai stood up straighter.
"Alright, I'll do what you need me to do Just tell me what you need."

"I still say enlarge the door because making the professor thinner isn't going to happen unless you know how to make calories go away fast" Ray said.

Nico nodded.

"Perhaps you could use Wingardium Leviosa to hold him up, while Kingston fixes the door," He turned to the Gryffindor Prefect not knowing his name, "Perhaps you could shield us from a possible explosion, and I could ready a cushioning charm incase he does fall. Or something like that."

"This is so great...I thought this class was such a bust, but I am learning loads of great spells to use. Honestly Kingston, you have made this whole day so much better," Godfrey smiled widely at the older boy. "I sincerely don't know how the school year could get better than this..." he said amused now that he could breathe again and not smell the noxious air from himself and the other boys.

"It sounds good" Ray said as he nodded.

"Can one of the older boys maybe cast a reducio spell on the professor to shrink him some? I have seen some of my older brothers playing pranks on each other by putting engorged spiders on each other, and they always shrank them afterwards with that one..." Godfrey asked in an uncertain manner.

"Yeah but's always harder on humans" Ray explained to the first year. "Enlarging the door is the solution"

Nicholai smiled at the boy, "Yes it is something that could be done except we are trying not to cast any spells that will change him; incase it goes wrong; since technically he is a professor and we would get in a lot of trouble."

Nico sighed.

"We could always just grease him and hope for the best." He brightened, "Actually perhaps Glisseo will work on the doorframe."

"Grease him?" Godfrey muttered, with tears reappearing in his eyes. This time the tears were not from the rankness of the air but from snickering he was trying to contain. Grease the big pig indeed...

"Perhaps we should all just grab a handful of that giant fart machine and just heave him on outta there." Clifford suggested, perching on a nearby desk and eyeing the new decor nervously. "He's not a good air freshener that's for sure."

Nicholai wrinkled his nose in disgust.

"I am not touching that. If that is the plan, you lot can push and i'll use glisseo to make it easier on you. Besides Kingston got us into this so I reckon he gets the final decision on this."

Nicholai stepped back and perched on the desk next to the bowl boy.

He hadn't really expected his idea to have a very good reception, but with his small brain, that was all Clifford could come up with. To be perfectly honest, he wasn't much keen on going too near the Ogre's backside either. He was hoping to leave 'History of Magic' with his head still attatched to his neck.

"Right, not such a good idea.." He sighed, brow furrowing. "I'm up for whatever you guys have planned then." He shrugged, looking in Kingston's direction. He was the one that got him stuck there.

Patrick smirked as he ate the cookie. Impervius was such a useful spell. He sat dry in his bowl of water. Of course it wasn't exactly comfortable to sit like this, mainly because using Impervius made it feel somewhat like trying to force together the north poles of two magnets, which if one of the magnets is yourself is not too pleasant.

Ugh! he spat out the bite he'd taken. The cookies were almost inedible. He washed out his mouth with water from the bowl, trying not to smell the stench Borr was creating.