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| Term 19: May - August 2008 Term Nineteen: No Hogwarts?!?!?! |
05-29-2008, 02:44 PM
| | Lesson 2 in Lord Borr's Office
The office is the most handsome of all the offices. Dark wood paneling covers the walls, and each wall is lined with deep, rich crown molding. It is a room fit for a King, or in this case, Lord Berty Borr. His desk is the focal point of the room (whenever Lord Borr is not in, that is), being the size of a small car.
Lord Borr has a very small collection of books on a shelf to the right of the door. He has no need for books really, not a man of his intelligence and life experience, but he has a few he likes to reference.
Since the loss of his house elf Hubert, a house elf that was left to that other History teacher lady, the ghost one, by the late Potions master Airlia, Lord Borr has been without elf. He is looking for a new one and has a sign up sheet taped to the front of his desk.
If you're going to enter Lord Borr's office, you best have on your best manners, have a good reason, and be ready to be enlightened by the very busy, very important: Lord Berty Borr. |
07-10-2008, 04:15 PM
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| Ramora
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Former Professor Valon Kazimeriz Graduated | Kool-Aid, Oh Yeah! | | SS Mischief Maker Quote:
Originally Posted by NicoT Nicholai clenched his jaw slightly; he didn’t really want to free the elf- unless it was the elf responsible for the garbage. Nico was convinced it wasn’t; he could only hope that the others would help him convince Lord Borr of the same.
He watched avidly as the other students leaped to the defence of the elf; and Lord Borr became more and more infuriated. He spared an uneasy glance at the elf as it squeaked and called for another elf. Nico cringed at Maddox’s approach and blinked as another house elf appeared; waiting for Lord Borr’s reaction before he said anything.
“Sir, with respect,” Nicholai bowed, “Not all of us have been brainwashed – I myself have never met the headmistress.” Unfortunately.
“But I know I am lucky; as we all are,” he glanced around at the other boys; making a slight face at Kingston’s shirtlessness, “To have the privilege of being taught by you; handpicked as you were by the Minister. And this lesson is an important one indeed- you are very clever sir to have the house elves demonstrate, so that we may recognise insubordination.”
Nicholai mentally crossed his fingers before he continued.
“House elves take pride in doing their work well and I have never known a house elf to out and out lie. I still stand by my statement; an insubordinate and incapable house elf should be punished; but you sir, in your wisdom with this… demonstration, have shown that this house elf is not the culprit; if it were it would have jumped at the chance of being freed. Of course we students are not clever and intelligent as you are; Lord Borr, and we do not know who the disrespectful miscreant is- though I am sure an important gentleman such as yourself does know and we are being tested- I humbly request that along with whatever homework you choose to set us sir, you allow us to find out who the real culprit is…perhaps someone who is disloyal to the ministry or even jealous of your great importance, Sir. And if we do not discover who is responsible then we will have clearly failed you.”
Nicholai bowed once more; knowing that this could go either way and hoping that the other boys would help him…and the elf. Will looked at Nicholai with a measure of true respect for his housemate. That was a stroke of genius, presuming, of course, that it worked. Quote:
Originally Posted by Nienna "Of course, Sir. We're all ridiculous to think that we are still at Hogwarts. That we are still Hogwart's students. We are the proud students of Cooper's School for young Wizards." Kingston spoke, trying his best to not feel uncomfortable. Well, of course he'd be uncomfortable like this. For Merlin's sake, he wasn't wearing a shirt!
Kingston sighed and smiled at Borr. "Why, yes sir, you are the greatest man. The greatest Lord that walks this earth. Why, if it wasn't for you teaching us these meaningful lessons, we'd be lost now!" This praising better calm him down or else all of these boys were dead meat.
Vote on the elf's fate?
The blond's blue eyes looked over the elf. Poor little thing. Taking a deep breath as he heard all of the boy suggestions, Kingston spoke. "I do think the right thing for the elf to do is give its services to you. Any other choice it would do would be utterly stupid. Although, we are merely here to watch your greatness teach us how to treat insubordinates." Ugh. Of course, Kingston would say that. Will thought, though he gave no indication of the distaste he felt for Kingston's simpering behaviour. Merlin, he is SUCH a pettigrew!
Will turned to Lord Borr, hoping to rescue the elf from a life of servitude to the professor. "Professor Borr, if as Nicholai has stated, you staged this scene for us, I am more awed by your teaching methods than I can state. It makes sense- no house elf would be so willfully incompetent and then lie about it; at the very least after the lie Schmoop would be punishing himself FOR the lie. It's part of the house elf culture to behave in that manner. Of course, if it wasn't staged, then it's unlikely it was an elf... And we wouldn't want to punish Schmoop only to let the real culprit go free. If I may speculate, I suspect that the real culprit here is not a house elf, who would have no motive for behaving poorly toward your excellency, but rather someone else. Someone who harbors jealousy toward you... Or perhaps bears you a grudge." With that, he glanced at Borr, and then turned his eyes to Kingston. "Perhaps after the mess has been sorted, you would allow Kingston and I, along with a band of students committed to your service, to do a little detective work on your behalf, and find out who did this, so they might be brought to justice? It would be an honor and a privilege to do so for you, sir."
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07-10-2008, 04:19 PM
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| Diricawl
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Gendry Elwes Third Year | NARGLES! |Tree Hugger | Wears a Penguin Suit & Tie | Snape on a Stick
Finn thought he was going to throw up again. all of the sycophancy made him sick. Maybe soon they would be freed from the oppression of this blowhard.
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07-10-2008, 04:22 PM
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| Ramora
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: England
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Roland Mow Baims Fifth Year | Roland moved behind the elf called Algamus. He did this subtley, he wanted to give the elf some support. He didnt care if Borr punished him. Roland looked at Lord Borr and the elves with a heavy frown on his face. He watched as the rest of his fellow students stepped forward masking their protection of the elves and dislike of Borr. Roland thought he might have been fine with the new rules if only Lord Borr wasn't around, he was the worst teacher he'd had. His arrogance surpassed that of anyone he knew.
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07-10-2008, 09:27 PM
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| Very Busy & Important Firecrab
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Lord Borr rubbed his forehead with his free hand, the shirt of Kingston still hovering precariously over Poop's head. "You all sound like a pack of rabid hyenas that have eaten a barrel of sugar. Just -- shut the whole between your chin and nose and let me HANDLE the SITUATION how I see fit."
Lord Borr was a generous, forgiving, kind hearted man. He slapped the house elf with the shirt, and then other house elf with the backswing. "GET OUT OF MY OFFICE YOU VILE CREATURES! GET OUT! I'll find an elf WORTHY of me and NEITHER of you are IT! Both mind washed! Should be destroyed if you ask me!!" Why no one was asking him, Lord Borr would never know.
Lord Borr tossed Kingston's shirt back to him and when he turned noted the kid with no pants on. He raised an eyebrow, but didn't really want to know what happened. He just didn't want to know. "I'll grant your wish. You find out who did this for homework." Lord Borr threw his hands up in a frenzy of impatience.
"Come. We still have much to learn!" Lord Borr parted the sea of students like a bowling bowl hitting the pins at the end of a lane. " BACK TO THE CLASSROOM, MEN!" Follow Lord Borr back to class for more educational life lessons.
__________________ Someone unimportant whose name slips my memory made this signature. Twas Lady Borr who did it, sir! Boor's bringin' sexy back and yall just hatin' Kingston: Marry me my lord. We're perfect for each other. |
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07-11-2008, 01:06 PM
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| Diricawl
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Gendry Elwes Third Year | NARGLES! |Tree Hugger | Wears a Penguin Suit & Tie | Snape on a Stick
Finn stepped aside and was nearly sideswiped by the girth grander than the earth and followed the Borr man from the office. Sadly, he feared the lesson would be no better than the one about hand cleanliness.
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07-11-2008, 02:13 PM
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| Ramora
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Roland watched as Lord Borr discharged the house elves and he began to trudge back to the classroom behind the other students.
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07-18-2008, 05:09 PM
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| Chizpurfle
Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: london
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Daniel Evans Weasley Fifth Year | I'm ready!
Barry walked up to the office making sure Kingston was just behind he wasn`t sure how Borr was going to like his visit but he had Kingston with him didn`t he. Yes he was there Barry just managed to force himself to knock.His heart was beating heavily
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07-25-2008, 07:11 PM
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| Acromantula
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Kingston walked out of the lounge and grabbed the Ravenclaw boy by the collar since he didn't want him to be eaten by Borr. "Come on," he told him, not even looking down at the boy.
At that, both boys (and Will if he followed them) walked into the first corridor.
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07-26-2008, 09:42 AM
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| Chizpurfle
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Daniel Evans Weasley Fifth Year | I'm ready!
"Where are we going what about Borr?" he asked strugling to get free and then stopped as he was pulled out into the corridor
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