Originally Posted by Restorative Spray

Ingredients:
Mandrake root (1 foot long)
Leech juice (3 large leeches)
Vinegar (100 mL)
Water (2 litres)
Black beetle eyes (2 grams)
Ancient fluorescent clam mold (2 clams)
Clazoarl

Instructions:
1) Stew mandrake root with clazoarl for thirteen days and seven hours. Replenish water as needed.
2) Pour off excess water from mandrake root (take care not to pour out the clazoarl!) and add leech juice. Allow to ferment for seven days.
3) Add vinegar to the stewed and fermented mandrake root and boil until there is no vinegar remaining.
4) Add water and bring to a boil. Then, reduce flame and simmer for forty-seven minutes and three seconds, stirring counterclockwise for the duration of the simmer.
5) Add black beetle eyes, maintaining the counter clockwise stirring for an additional forty seven seconds. Then, begin to stir in a serpentine motion while removing the cauldron from all heat.
6) Allow the mixture to cool while maintaining the serpentine stirring movement. (This can take several hours).
7) Add the ancient fluorescent clam mold and spray the affected person down with the potion.