Taylor tried his hardest to hold down his Dinner. He felt like he was about to throw up. The teachers are in love amongst one another more than the students are... As long as they dont start snogging, Im fine, Taylor thought as he looked for a partner.

Yurio stopped looking for a partner as he looked over at the professors. There was somthing wrong with, that was obvious, but then again Borr had always seemed like he hit his head really hard... looked like it too.

Rose stared at the professors in disbelief, and she got up from her desk with her mouth wide open. "Love potion," Rose coughed audiably. She found the record player(or whatever) and put on some muggle rock(alternative) music. She started dancing to the beat.

"Strangers in the night," Lord Borr hummed as he wrapped his arm around his fair woman's waist and began the two step at a slow pace. They moved around the room, Lord Borr's large bum knocking people over left and right. "You can hold on to my suspenders if you'd like," Lord Borr told his lovely new catch. "Children! Are you watching how to dance like proper humans dance? Everyone, join in!" Lord Borr dipped his pet and brought her back up, resting his bald head on her shoulder as they continued to dance.

Rose turned off the music and watched. She began to wish that she didn't eat dinner.

Linnea glanced again at the professors, then to the two boys just standing there, "Why don't you dance with one of the boys standing around, Julia? I'm afraid I'll be needed elsewhere right now."

She handed the girl to Kay and quietly left the room

Julia watches as she gets left alone, pretty much. "If I was going to dance with a boy, it would be Mithos," she mumbles to herself, gazing over at him with a dreamy look. Julia turns to Kay, who she doesn't really know that well. With a blink, she simply says, "Hiya."

Rose walked over to Taylor who was just standing around randomly. "What do you htink would happen if the Forgetfulness potion was mixed with a love potion," Rose asked as she pulled a small vial out of her pocket.

Avoiding being knocked down by Borr's large bum, Kay grabbed Julia's arm and pulled her closer to the doorway. "Stay calm, Julia," she whispered to her and continued to watch the love-struck couple dance about the room.

Hutchinson swayed with Borr's rhythm and allowed him to lead her across the dance floor. He was incredibly talented when it came to the two step, she concluded. She was slightly saddened at the thought that she didn't have a chance to dance with Borr at the Opening Feast. He would've stolen the show with his moves. She leaned her head on his chest and relaxed, taking the moment in.

"You're suspenders are beautiful, just like the rest of you. These students'll figure it out eventually. Right now, just hold me with your muscular arms."

Julia snickers slightly. "ME? Stay calm? Haha. I'm already calm. But I'm about ready to have my plot spring into action..." She says the last sentence in a mumble, as she watches the two professors dance around the room.

Kay sighed and rolled her eyes. She could not believe that Professor Hutchinson had just laid her head down on Borr's chest! It was now or never. She turned to Julia, and whispered softly, "Ready to dance your way out of the room?"

Julia looks at Kay. "Aww, we're leaving already? But it was just getting good!" she whispers to her sarcastically, then giggles. "Yeah, I'm ready," she whispers with a nod. She shoots a quick glance over at Hutchinson and Borr, and just shakes her head slowly.

Yurio decided this class was pointless. He couldnt dance to save his life anyway, or atleast he didnt think he could and he only wanted to dance with Alanna and seeing as she wasnt here he no longer had reason to be here. Borr seemed to preocupied (sp) to notice anything but the other Professor at the moment anyway. The whole class could probably slip away and he wouldnt notice. Yurio headed for his bag. He jumped out of the way of Borrs abnormaly (sp) large behind and resulted in hitting a desk. He grumbed and rubbed his side as he left not caring to take another look at the crazed professors.

Astoria was shocked at the actions of Professor Hutchinson, who was awesome, and Boor, who she despised. It just HAD to be that stupid love potion Roma told her about. She snarled as the couple danced. When Boor asked them to pick a dance partner, her eyes drifted towards the Ravenclaw boy who had been helping Boor. Calculating each move carefully in her mind, she walked up to the boy and cleared her throat.

"Would you like to dance with me? I'm Astoria by the way."

She placed a strand of hair that had gone out of place behind her ear and smiled.

"It's the two step, like Lord Borr showed us," Kay said in a louder voice, as she continued to speak to Julia. "Take two steps to the left," she said and demonstrated, taking two large steps. She looked back at Julia and winked. Whispering softly, she said "It's about ten large steps to the door and one step backwards." Kay took two more steps to the left and made a slight movement to the right, hoping that Julia would take her lead.

Julia grins, nodding at Kay. Following Kay's every move, she dances the two step. She takes a few small steps towards the door. Glancing over at the professors, she takes many large steps towards the door, then dances out it with Kay. Taking a deep breath as they exit, Julia smiles at Kay and heads off.

Mithos turned around and found himself facing that same Slytherin girl. He didn't know what to say, he had never felt like that. "I'm Mithos." He said nervously. "I'll dance with you." She was so beautiful Mithos just stood there looking at her unaware of time. He didn't know what to do. He knew he had to dance but he didn't know how to put his arm around her and take her hand. He was speechless and motionless.

'I think I would like to resign and marry you, Miss Professor Lady with beautiful short brown hair." Lord Borr moved into kiss his prize, missed her mouth and ended up engulfing her nose in his wide open mouth. "Let me escort you to the Headmistress's office to turn in my resignation."

Lord Borr turned to his class. "Class - I am quitting! But, I expect a paragraph on what love is to you and how my relationship with this lovely woman has impacted your life!"

"What?!" Mithos turned around. His eyes wide open and his jaw dropped. This was a joke. Mithos shook his head and looked back at Astoria, he thought he was dreaming and that the dream would end soon so he did it. He kissed Astoria's lips, but he didn't wake up. And now his face was red and he started to sweat. He just wanted the floor to open and swallow him. He look at Borr leave and back at Astoria. He was completely lost.

"Marry me? Oh, yes! Let's go and be off together, my precious Berty. And call me Mallory, the future Mrs. Borr. I'm so happy!"

Hutchinson giggled as Borr kissed (more like slobbered) her nose. She twirled his goatee around her finger and pecked his cheek with a heartfelt kiss and wrapped her arms around him, clearly delusional with love for the man.

"Let's go, Berty. A honeymoon in Paris, evenings in Madrid, afternoons in the kitchen cooking for my love. I can see it all now."

With that, she led Borr out of the classroom and headed for the Headmistress' office.

Rae entered the classroom, running right into Professor Hutchinson as she and Mr. Borr were leaving. "Oh... I'm... confused. Is class over already, Mr. Borr?"

Sebastian was in shock. This new professor was really something else. He was glad he was resigning though, he wasn't really anything special. Just a hunched over old man who had no idea what social standards were.

She wanted to scratch her eyes out when she saw them sort of kiss. Rose heard the news and cheered. She grabbed her belongings and ran out of the classroom almost bumping in to Head Mistress Rae.

"AH yes, Miss Head woman. I'm resigning. Lady Mallory and I are going marry and go on a honey moon to Spain and Paris. We're in love and I think we want children. I know the school will be put out by losing someone as important and special as me, but love like this only comes once in a lifetime." Lord Borr grabbed his lady fair and went in for more kisses, missing her mouth once more and engulfing her nose again.