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| Term 11: December-March 2006 Term Eleven: Love is in the Air (Sept. 2057 - June 2058) |
02-15-2006, 01:26 AM
| | Lord Borr's Lesson Lord Borr had had a busy day of spreading the word of his presence. He set the hinges on the door so it would stay open. He'd made himself a throne like seat at the front of the class and that is where he took a seat and awaited his class. |
02-15-2006, 11:34 PM
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| Firecrab
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Yurio Gersu Fifth |
Yurio sat in his seat glareing at Borr. He was thinking of acting like that Ravenclaw prefect, then he could earn some points but this guy was dreadful and he didnt think he would be able to play-act like that for very long at all.
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02-15-2006, 11:34 PM
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| Ministry ApprovedUpperclass Twit of the YearVanishing Badger Nogtail
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Raymond Luxury-Yacht (but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove) | "A point? And what would that be, exactly?"
Nevertheless, Hutchinson approached Borr at the front of the class with Mithos' assistance. She signaled to the class to put away their wands. There would be no need to have to send people to the hospital wing because of rash incantations. |
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02-15-2006, 11:37 PM
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| Kappa
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Eino Uronen Sixth Year | ♛ Certified Pogrebin Hunter ♛ Lucki Minaj ☠ RAH RAH I'M A DUNGEON DRAGON ☠ Mithos bowed at the Professor. "Is there anything else I can do for you, Lord Borr?" Mithos asked as he noticed the Slytherin girl wink her eye but he was sure that wasn't for him. |
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02-15-2006, 11:39 PM
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| Forest Troll
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| At the loony bin ❣ Ubiquitous ❣ Brain!nvader ❣ !Wake The Deadˇ Before leaving the class Julie's attention was taken by the two slytherin girls, one of which was rave her cousin.
Julie dropped her bag and got her wand out, i am already in detention.
To her shock Mithos repelled her last charm. This made her mad.
What is he doing helping that alien professor.
She pointed her wand again at Mithos and yelled "petrificus totallus".
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02-15-2006, 11:43 PM
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| Cockatrice
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Professor McFarlane Graduated | IndyEddie Quote:
Originally Posted by Mad-Eye04 Before leaving the class Julie's attention was taken by the two slytherin girls, one of which was rave her cousin.
Julie dropped her bag and got her wand out, i am already in detention.
To her shock Mithos repelled her last charm. This ****** her off.
What is he doing helping that alien professor.
She pointed her wand again at Mithos and yelled "petrificus totallus". "Expelliarmus!" Linnea yelled as the Gryffindor attempted to hex Mithos again. This time, she herself took the girls wand. "You will wait for me at the Gargoyle Entrance" she spoke to Julie. "And you will speak to no one, Silencio!" She cast the spell and watched the girl leave.
She turned to her fallen 'Claw and muttered the counter-spell to release him of the hex from Julie.
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02-15-2006, 11:47 PM
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| Gnome
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| Taylor was baffled by the Gryffindors behavior. Spells were flying everywhere. He took a deep breath and clenched his wand for protection. He sat there for a little bit almost sorry for how many points that Gryffindor would be loosing.
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02-15-2006, 11:47 PM
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| Very Busy & Important Firecrab
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Role Modeling
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| Lord Borr grinned from ear to ear. "I didn't catch your name, and I'm not really all the interested in it truth be known. But, I'd like to show the class the difference between a good role model," Lord Borr pointed to himself, "and a poor role model." Lord Borr pointed to her. "Let's start with what we were just doing. The two step. All sophisticated well educated well to do people can two step." Lord Borr did his motions again. Two steps to the right, two to the left, a butt thrust after a squat. His pants ripped a bit at the seams and ia teensy bit of gas slipped out after the squat. But, that happens to everyone. "Let's see how people like you two step," Lord Borr instructed the professor. "Class! Watch for the major difference!"
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02-15-2006, 11:53 PM
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| Dwarf
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Amelia "Mia" Adair Slytherin Sixth Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Leigh Upstead Hufflepuff Fifth Year x11
| be curious, not judgmental Julia bursts into giggles, right then and there. She covers her mouth and watches Professor Hutchinson. She could top that, no problem. Julia watches and waits with a slight smirk lingering on her face. Suddenly an idea pops into her head. She gives off a shifty look, then sits there innocently, waiting for the perfect moment...
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02-15-2006, 11:55 PM
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| Resident Movie Critic Sphinx
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| Seelow ☆ Overnight Celebrity ☆ Perky! ☆ Harley Quinn Astoria scowled as she looked at professor Boor. He'd always be janitor Boor to her. She smiled warmly at the Ravenclaw boy helping Boor. She didn't know him but she assumed that he was just helping so he wouldn't be in trouble. She snorted as Boor failed miserably at another two step.
"You call that a two step!? PLEASE. My great grandmother can two step better than that. You are definitely not important since you can't do a proper two step. By the way, you're not important enough to know my name."
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02-15-2006, 11:56 PM
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| Gnome
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| Taylor looked over at a fellow Ravenclaw that had a shifty look on her face. He stared at her hoping she would see him. He gave her a Whatever your thinking of doing, you better not, look.
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02-15-2006, 11:57 PM
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Raymond Luxury-Yacht (but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove) | Borr was challenging her. Actually challenging her. Hutchinson shook her head sadly and got into position. If she didn't learn anything at all, she knew this man was stupendiously nuts. Knew it like the back of her hand.
"Yes, class. Watch the difference between Borr and myself."
Two steps to the right, another two to the left, a squat and just as she was coming up from her squat, her left leg "accidentally" slipped out and made contact with Borr's shin. She wondered if the ensuing loud cracking sound was bad. Whoops. Oh, well. It happens to everyone. |
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02-16-2006, 12:00 AM
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| Cockatrice
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Professor McFarlane Graduated | IndyEddie Quote:
Originally Posted by babydriver27 Borr was challenging her. Actually challenging her. Hutchinson shook her head sadly and got into position. If she didn't learn anything at all, she knew this man was stupendiously nuts. Knew it like the back of her hand.
"Yes, class. Watch the difference between Borr and myself."
Two steps to the right, another two to the left, a squat and just as she was coming up from her squat, her left leg "accidentally" slipped out and made contact with Borr's shin. She wondered if the ensuing loud cracking sound was bad. Whoops. Oh, well. It happens to everyone. Linnea made her way back to her seat with Julie's wand and watched the difference between Borr and Hutchinson. She had expected Hutchinson to actually preform the two-step correctly and sighed when she did not. However, the professor did give her cause to have to reign herself in as she 'accidently' hit Borr's shin. She was very proud of herself to not laugh, giggle or, most amazingly, even smile. That would be done later.
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02-16-2006, 12:00 AM
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Now she was desperate. Lots of hexes were flying to one side to the other of the classroom and she knew the houses would lose lots of points. Christy didn't know what to do, she just couldn't belive some students could be so annoying and rude to people! Specially those who had used their wands. She sighed and with a snarl on her face she dived for her bag and pulled out the History of Magic book. Trying to block out the noise and everything else around her, Christy cocentrated only on reading what was written there. She had a snarl on her face for once which was always a bad thing, because she used to be a very quiet and peaceful person, the only thing that was amusing her was the Slytherin girl and her shouts to Borr.
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02-16-2006, 12:03 AM
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| Billywig
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Jason Larson First Year | Sebastian turned away. The new professor was disgusting. As mad as Professor Lainey had been, she at least taught history. |
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02-16-2006, 12:03 AM
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| Firecrab
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Yurio smiled but refrained himself from laughing as he watched Hutchinson kick Borr.
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02-16-2006, 12:06 AM
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| Very Busy & Important Firecrab
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| Lord Borr cried out and hopped around on one leg. "Owwwww, wahhhhhhhh, yiiiiiiiiiiikes," he yelled. "If that wasn't example enough for you, then I don't know what is! You're a horrendous dancer! Unsophisticated trash!" Lord Borr yelled. From all the bending, his pants were completely split now. Right up the seam of his pants, his polka dotted underwear could be seen.
"Now, just to give you all an even better idea of how poorly this school is staffed - we'll show you the differences in the way we eat." Lord Borr pulled the cookies from his pocket. He'd gotten them earlier from the so called Headmistress's office. "Take this, Professor," Lord Borr said, putting a crumbled up cookie from his handkerchief in her hand. "We'll demonstrate the correct way to eat a tea cookie."
Lord Borr put the whole cookie in his mouth, the crumbs going all in his goatee and down the front of his shirt.
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02-16-2006, 12:11 AM
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| Cockatrice
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Professor McFarlane Graduated | IndyEddie Quote:
Originally Posted by Berty Borr Lord Borr cried out and hopped around on one leg. "Owwwww, wahhhhhhhh, yiiiiiiiiiiikes," he yelled. "If that wasn't example enough for you, then I don't know what is! You're a horrendous dancer! Unsophisticated trash!" Lord Borr yelled. From all the bending, his pants were completely split now. Right up the seam of his pants, his polka dotted underwear could be seen.
"Now, just to give you all an even better idea of how poorly this school is staffed - we'll show you the differences in the way we eat." Lord Borr pulled the cookies from his pocket. He'd gotten them earlier from the so called Headmistress's office. "Take this, Professor," Lord Borr said, putting a crumbled up cookie from his handkerchief in her hand. "We'll demonstrate the correct way to eat a tea cookie."
Lord Borr put the whole cookie in his mouth, the crumbs going all in his goatee and down the front of his shirt. Linnea very nearly panicked as Borr suggested eating. The last time they ate in one of his classes, Borr himself got sick as did many of the students. She was glad she had made her robes vomit-proof, but was ready with her bag should she need to cover her head.
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02-16-2006, 12:14 AM
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| Resident Movie Critic Sphinx
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| Seelow ☆ Overnight Celebrity ☆ Perky! ☆ Harley Quinn Astoria's eyes widened as Boor said something about food. The last time that man eat in a class, he puked everywhere. She got sick just thinking about it. Just for protection, she crawled under her desk and stayed there just in case. She didn't want puke on her. That lesson sucked so bad. Shaking her head she watched the scene unfold from under the desk.
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| Moke
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Mathilda Bennett First Year | Terrified of my Tag Rawr!!!
Emma noticed as Linnea got ready to cover and she did the same. She had heard about messy classes with Lord Borr and was ready for anything. She picked up her notebook which wouldn't be of much use if Borr kept teaching and watched from the sides.
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02-16-2006, 12:15 AM
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| Puffskein
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Allen Christian Blatt | 'We are learning how to eat cookies in a History of Magic class? How dumb! I can't believe this!' she told to herself. She snarled again, and rolled her eyes. How could Headmistress Rae let Borr be a teacher? She couldn't understand. Christy looked around to examined the other students reaction.
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02-16-2006, 12:16 AM
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| Gnome
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| Taylor sat at his desk disgusted. Lord Burr was a pitiful excuse for a human. Probably the most cocky person on the face of the planet.At least our old professor thought us something! Taylor thought to himself.
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02-16-2006, 12:17 AM
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| Firecrab
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Yurio thought for a few moments of what he should do, be discusted or clap and see if it would earn him some house points. He sighed and started to clap not sure if this would anger Borr or not. "Lord..." he put a great deal of power on this word. "Borr that was just amazing how you ate that tea cookie! Perfection I would never be able to eat anything as good and politley as you do!"
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| Dwarf
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Amelia "Mia" Adair Slytherin Sixth Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Leigh Upstead Hufflepuff Fifth Year x11
| be curious, not judgmental Julia glances from Borr and Hutchinson to Linnea. She just sort of blinks. As she shifts in her seat uncomfortably, she feels the time near. Julia smirks slightly and watches Professor Hutchinson, still waiting for the exact moment to strike...
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02-16-2006, 12:22 AM
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Rose sat on the edge of her seat. This was very odd and rude in her opinion.
"Lord Boring, isn't rude to eat infront of everyone without offering them a cookie,"Rose asked innocently.
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02-16-2006, 12:24 AM
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| Ministry ApprovedUpperclass Twit of the YearVanishing Badger Nogtail
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Raymond Luxury-Yacht (but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove) | "Yes, I'm absolutely terrible when it comes to dancing. My apologies."
Hutchinson had to maintain some sort of respect for the man teaching the class, no matter how undignified he was. She took the cookie Borr handed her, pulling off the pocket lint and ate it slowly, bit by bit as she watched the crumbs fall down his shirt onto the floor.
"Perhaps if you took your time eating, you'd get more in your mouth and less on you, Professor." |
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