The Worple and Warmsley Travelling Carnival is here!
And hmm... how... interesting. :shifty: Quote:
Originally Posted by Tattooed Man
(Post 12372563)
This bloody thing had become more trouble than it was worth. Lose sight of it for even a second and it was like letting roaches in.
The tattooed man looked down at the creature in its special containment, having had it up to here with it. Adorable as it was, it spooked the other creatures something fierce and while he couldn't prove it, he wasn't sure this thing was entirely above the blame for one of their creatures running off. No one knew how it happened but no one wanted it to happen again either.
He stood to the side of the petting zoo, away from the crowds and the grabby hands of some of the younger children.
He was in a fix, he was. Letting it go wasn't an option but keeping it was proving not to be either.
The tattooed man just wanted it off his hands. Wasn't worth the grief. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Toddles
(Post 12372569)
Another day. Another lost list.
Toddles ought to feel a little bad that Toddles have fingers more slippery than hot butter...but the elf did not. In fact, Toddles was not taking his shinies monesies from the Mister Master Headmaster and bringing them to the carnival that had caught his large ears' attention while trying to remember which of the shopsies he was meant to be buying goodies from.
With quick and eager feet, Toddles made his way to the petting zoo in hopes of seeing more of the fluffy scrub brushies! But as Toddles made his way over, his enormous eyes noticed the most unusual looking mister and his feet became distracted almost immediately.
Curious, Toddles scampered over to the man and peeeeeeeeeeered at him curiously. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Tattooed Man
(Post 12372575)
He...he could put it out of its misery......of course the thing wasn't suffering and every look into its eyes reminded him he likely wouldn't be able to go through with it. It was tough, the way he looked up at him. The way it wrinkled it's nose and sniffed about.
Dangit he'd never be able to go through with it.
The man searched the area, hoping something would strike him. That's when the elf appeared. They didn't have elves in the zoo. That'd be all kinds of issues the carnival didn't need. He peered down at the elf he currently towered over, an eyebrow arching expectantly. "Something I can help you with?" If not, he was a little busy trying to figure out how to appropriately rid himself of this nightmare. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Toddles
(Post 12372579)
Well. There were many things that the mister could help Toddles with. Maybe Toddles should ask for helpsies in finding his list so Algamus couldn't get all hot and bothered like a pot on the stove? But Toddles' big round eyes could not stop staring at the mister and how he looksies more like a skeleton than a mister. Must have taken lots and lots and lots and lots of quills and ink wells to draw all over himself like that.
Maybe Toddles gives that a try back at the castle.
But before Toddles could asksies about the drawings all over the mister's body, his saucer sized eyes finally feel on the special box. Even MORE importantly...the creature inside.
"Toddles pet?" he asked innocently while reaching out with one of his wrinkly elf handsies. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Tattooed Man
(Post 12372583)
Toddles. With everything he knew of elves and their penchant for speaking in third person, he would assume he was now in the presence of this...Toddles. The brow arched higher at the extended hand...and the words.
Toddles pet? He wanted to pet the thing? The tattooed man looked about the general area for the millionth time, trying to figure out the level of liability such an act might bring down on the carnival. Whose elf was this? Would they sue if he got swallowed...? What were the chances of this going entirely wrong and them needing to pack up and skip town immediately?
He eyeballed him for a long minute. "No. Toddles can't pet." He decided. That's when he got hit by a brilliant idea. This thing, it could be the problem of whoever owned the elf. Whatever mayhem happened, it would no longer be on him. If things got REALLY messy, well, it wouldn't be his mess to clean, now would it? "But what say Toddles bring his master a present? Hmm?" | Quote:
Originally Posted by Toddles
(Post 12372585)
Toddles WHIMPERED and recoiled his hand instantly as though the special box had been a roaring hearth. Lower lip protruding out and quivering, Toddles tried his best not to pout. Which was to say that he was completely and obviously pouting.
Ears twitching slightly at the suggestion, Toddles brow knitted in deep thought and his wrinkly hands rubbed all over his elfsie size head. "Present for Mister Master Headmaster?" Toddles wondered aloud. Would a present maybe make the Mister Master Headmaster forgives Toddles for losing not one but TWO shopping listsies? A house elf could hope?
Toddles knew how presents worked. Presents meant you used monesies unless you were making something and Toddles clearly had not made the fluffy scrub brushy the mister had contained. "Is it enoughsies?" Toddles asked as he held open the bag of monesies meant for Hogwarts supplies. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Tattooed Man
(Post 12372591)
Wait wait waaaaiiitttt.
Headmaster? For Hogwarts? Merlin's beard. The tattooed man mentally facepalmed. Had to go and complicate this palming off thing, didn't he? Again the man went silent, unsure if he was really willing to send this thing there. At the same time....there may have been few better places. From what he'd seen, bad things happened there all the time. They were used to it, they could handle it--and he could be responsible too, watch. "Now listen carefully." He held the cage higher to keep it out of reach while he spoke. "Carefully. This is a special cage. You have to make sure it stays in the cage." Otherwise he'd find it very hard to contain indeed. "Don't feed it. It's cute, it gurgles sometimes, it hops excitedly when it sees food. Ignore it." See? Very responsible, gave the elf a whole rundown. This made him no longer liable.
The icing on the cake was the elf offering him money.
Making a quick buck at the expense of the institution that once educated him. You'd think this would strike a nerve but all it did was make him a few galleons richer. The Tattooed man snatched up the entire bag and took a moment to weigh it. "Yeah...yeah, I think this will do nicely." He handed Toddles the cage. "Don't forget to tell your master what I said." | Quote:
Originally Posted by Toddles
(Post 12372675)
Listen and carefully were, as two things on their own, stuffs that Toddles was not so good at doing. Put them together and it was an impossible herculean tasksie!
But Toddles learned from Nimma how to nod while listening to misters and their instructions like a good little house elfsie, so Toddles do. Nodding he could do and very well!
Arms reaching up as the special box with the fluffy scrub brushie inside, Toddles pushed up on the very veeeeeeeeeery tipsies of his toes to try and reach it. Nodding along, yes. Much nodding. But more than listening Toddles just wanted to hold it and cuddle it and love it!
So he heard something about a special cage. Another somethings about it getting excited when it saw food. And it being cute.
Eager wrinkly elfsies hands grabbing for the cage at last, Toddles hugged it to his chest like it was the most precious pair of silk socks in the whole wide world! "Toddles call you Fluffsies!" Toddles proclaimed proudly while wiggling on of his long fingers at the creature inside. "Thanks Doodle Mister!" Toddles chirped at the man with a crooked teeth grin. "Toddles takes good care of Fluffsies!"
Unlike listening and being careful, promises were things that Toddles could do good on.
Without another word, Toddles snapped his fingers and poofed back to the castle with his elfsie magic.
He could not WAIT to let Fluffsies out to play with in the kitchens! | |