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TeafortheSoul · 12-17-2011, 05:59 AM

Welcome to the Extendable Ear!

We've all done it, we've all had that moment where we peruse the RP threads and come across something that is SO funny it makes you spit water at the screen and have to come up with hasty excuses for laughing at your computer. This is the place where those witty little quips, quotes and snippets can be posted for the enjoyment of others! Share the love and the lulz!

Formerly known as Quotable Quips, a place in SS Hogwarts Haven made just for keeping the events/posts that are just too good to lose. There are a few changes to how this thread works starting 2012! ~~Firstly, it will be a per-term thread. Secondly~~ you are not to post your OWN snippets as that is not in the spirit of the RP!

Please remember to abide by the following guidelines or your posts may be deleted.

1. All quotes must come from the School RPG. In the case of students being RPed outside the School RPG, they can still be quoted, just so long as it is the student/school characters. No KA, DA, MoM character quotations here, please.

2. Post only quotes. Comments can be submitted in the chat thread or via private message/visitor messages.

3.Please don't post your OWN character's quotes here. The point is to share some funnies and some love that others come up with. You can include your own character for context but the focus should be on someone ELSE being funny. After all, if you post something funny, someone else can pop it here!

4. In the event that something memorable occurs and it is either a large body of text (more than 6/7 sentences) or a collaboration of multiple posts by multiple people, then please submit it under a textcut or spoiler (you do them the same way!).

textcuts: can be achieved by typing in the following:

[textcut=type something here]place what you wish to share here[/textcut]

Example:

Text Cut: type something here

place what you wish to share here

Have fun and please remember SS rules apply at all times!

RandomRaven · 01-26-2018, 04:08 PM

What a practical example in charms, brought to you by the one and only, Zita Valla

Highlighted by me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bazinga

Her hand was up as soon as he asked the question,
"Well professor the memory charm is to completely erase ones memories of certain events or in huge extremes all their memories, whereas the Cunfundo Charm is just a confusion of the memory that is the in the process of being made. For example, if I would point my wand and at the head boy and use the Cunfundo charm I could confuse him into thinking that his girlfriend was Skylar and have him possibly kiss her but once it's over he'd remember his girlfriend is actually is, whereas the memory charm would be taking the memory of his real girlfriend away." She smiled at the older students before turning back to her table. [/b]

This seemed easy enough, she was ready to work with her mouse.

lazykitty · 07-27-2018, 05:19 AM

This is just....a masterpiece in classic Peeves, from the capitalization of Noble to the weaponization of Blast-Ended Skrewts.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peeves

If there's trouble, call on Peevsie, he'll make double! One of his favorite chants EVER had inspired old Peevsie to be all Noble and help save the entire school.

Never Fear, Peeves was here!

Here clutching a couple of Blast-Ended Skrewts in his bulging arms as he soared over the grounds towards the lake. He passed over Inferi in the pathways without giving them much thought as all his attention was on the lake and the largest group of students gathered there.

Peevesie was going to help, oh yes. As soon as he was directly over the large group of people and walking dead, Peeves dropped the largest Blast-Ended Skrewt into the crowd at random. He cackled madly as he watched it spiral closer and closer to the group, but he didn't bother to stay in one place and watch where it landed! Whether it hit students, teachers, or Inferi didn't matter to him. This was going to be hilarious!

Dropping the largest Blast-Ended Skrewt in his arms meant that he could handle the smaller one better and move it around easily. Peeves shifted the creature in his arms so that its fiery butt was facing out. He paused a moment to savor the chaos from his special delivery before he flew right at the group with the skrewt butt-out to help burn the nearest Inferi. The student nearest to that Inferius had better move out of the way or she might get burned too (Chloe).

"AAARGHHH! CHAAAARGE! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

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