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We've all done it, we've all had that moment where we peruse the RP threads and come across something that is SO funny it makes you spit water at the screen and have to come up with hasty excuses for laughing at your computer. This is the place where those witty little quips, quotes and snippets can be posted for the enjoyment of others! Share the love and the lulz!
Formerly known as Quotable Quips, a place in SS Hogwarts Haven made just for keeping the events/posts that are just too good to lose. There are a few changes to how this thread works starting 2012! Firstly, it will be a per-term thread. Secondly you are not to post your OWN snippets as that is not in the spirit of the RP!
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LULZ. This is a funny provided by our very own ^ Haven moderator, Tegz.
The backstory: Professor Schirmer babysat rescued Professor Scabior's lost son and took him out for ice cream and fell in love with his cuteness and innocence and was horrified to find out that it was her enemy's child and then incensed to realize that he was trying to PAY HER for taking his son out for ice cream.
SO. Her reaction is gold.
SPOILER!!: HE BETTER NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS EVER.
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Originally Posted by Tegz
Well wasn't THAT just the understatement of the YEAR? Did he SERIOUSLY think she EVER thought that he was PERFECT? Jack of all trades, master of none? He could add PARENTING to that LIST of things he wasn't PERFECT at.
And then of course he did exactly the wrong thing.
... she eyed the sickles with disbelief, and then eyed the galleons he tossed at August, which only served to illustrate how RIDICULOUS AND INSULTING it was to try to pay her for ICE CREAM.
"I don't need your money!" She stood up and scooped the two sickles up. The first? She forcibly and angrily pushed into his pants pocket and the second she pelted at him.
And she would have started LOUDLY informing Dash of every reason why he was a TERRIBLE person if it wasn't for the cuteness that was his kid. And the hugging.
Althea was NOT a person who liked hugs but the little boy effectively melted her. Though that made her annoyed too because she was TRYING to be mad at DASH. Not even mad, INCENSED. It was SO HARD to be INCENSED when there was a cute and innocent kid being cute and innocent.
"Its two words." She repeated gently. "Any time, Kyroh. But be a good boy and don't run away from your father any more." Even though, now she KNEW who his father was, she UNDERBLOODYSTOOD.
Sigh. She looked up at Dash, her eyes still SPARKING, though she wasn't about to EXPLODE in irritation anymore.
She DID glare at August though. HE BETTER NOT TRY TO PAY HER BACK FOR ICE CREAM OR TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS EVER.
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Poor people that were dared I just LOOOOVVVEEE this... does no one else?
Everyone is doing it but I just picked this post no reason......
SPOILER!!: I love Slytherin by Lilly Deluise
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Originally Posted by george is cool
Lilly stood threre, doing nothing. Suddenly and randomly, she bagan running round. 'SLYTHERIN'S THE MOST AWSOME HOUSE! SLYTHERIN RULE! GO! GO! SLYTHERIN!' This was very randm. She felt the urge to carry on. 'SLYTHERIN WILL WIN RTHE CUP AGAIN 'CAUSE THEY'RE EPIC!'
A few minutes later hours lately
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Originally Posted by george is cool
'That's lucky,' Lilly sighed. 'You know what it feels like then,' she looked round. LuLu was right- nobody was around. 'Nice to meet you,' she smiled at the girl. 'Yeah, I am. Do you know Rose well?' Lilly asked.
She turned, shoting loudly: 'Anyone who heard what I said about Slytherins. I fully take it back and Gryffindor RULE!'
Laura smiled as she took the hand that Amelia was offering her. "It's nice to meet you too." Laura looked at the girl. "Are you a Gaint?" Laura always thought tall people where Gaints, well either that or she was small and Laura was the same height as most people in her last school so surely that would mean that these people are tall.
"Nice to meet you Amelia." Laura smiled, now should she ask if Amelia was dropping someone off and if she was could she meet them, deciding against it she looked around a bit before turning back to Amelia and waiting for her to speak.
For reference, my character Amelia is only 5'2, which is why I find this amusing.
This is the best dare I've seen so far. And Lilly wants to get her revenge on Orla. Whoever came up with this dare is amazing. Congratulations to them.
Text Cut: Nargels took my shoes! By Lulu Kieren
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Originally Posted by Orla
LuLu HATED dares!!!!!!! They are stupid, un-meaningfull and NOT FAIRRRR!!!! She ran up the corridor and screamed ''THE NARGLES ARE HERE THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!! They took my shoes!!!!!,'' she screeched half playing this game total dare would anyone no that
She felt like she wanted to burst out laughing but it would ruin it she bit her lip and went back to her compartment
Then a diva cat (belonging to a Gryffindor prefect) demands an explanation...
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Originally Posted by sweetpinkpixie
Walnut's ears went down and he jumped out of Kurumi's arms and marched right over to the screaming human-thing. How RUDE to cause such noise when he had been having a peaceful moment. His eyes narrowed when he saw that she had no shoes on...not that it mattered. Socks...shoes...they really were all the same were they not?
Displeasure written all over the cat's face, Walnut squatted down...
Kurumi's eyes widened when Walnut had jumped out of her arms and she gasped when he, well, when he was about to do what he usually did when he was agitated. "WALNUT!" she shouted, grabbing him by the tail before...too much had leaked out of him.
"I'm sorry about that...but you really shouldn't be yelling through the train corridor" she said, bowing to the girl. "Um...nargles took your shoes?"
Just funny...
Last edited by george is cool; 04-22-2012 at 05:19 PM.
William was already here. Oliver had been planning on doing wacky stuff to his friend but he couldn't very well do it now. He looked at each placings as he walked down the table and a grin spread across his face when he reached Cece's chair.
Leaning over, Oliver dropped 'something' into her goblet. See how you like that Ms Tillstrom. You're not being ignored now, are you? Hehe. This was going to be a sight to see when she took a drink.
A pity Waylan wasn't here yet because he had plans for him as well. His friend had probably forgotten the time or where Hogwarts actually was. Oliver shook his head as he continued to walk along the table.
Oliver gave the back of William's head a flick as he passed by him in way of greeting and finally took his seat at the far end of the table. Did the Headmaster already know what he was like? So he had put him far away from everyone.
He pulled out his chair and sat down. The moment his butt hit the cushion a very loud..."BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!" could be heard.
His face went a nice shade of red and he gritted his teeth as he turned to look at his SO CALLED FRIEND. "I am going to kill you for that!"
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Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl
Willy's attention was quickly caught by the arrival of his coworkers, and then the students, in the hall. He recognized the first woman at the table immediately, if not because she had been in his year, but also because she had flowers in her hair.
"Hello," he greeted Seren with a nice smile, his eyes twinkling at the flowers. Heh. Wonder what would happen if some lovely bees started pollinating those flowers? Hmm?
Will was about to comment on her lovely hairdo when he noticed Hecate and Dash arriving. He shut up quickly enough and merely nodded to the other former Slytherins, turning his attention toward the other end of the table instead. He didn't want to be caught staring when Dash took a drink, after all. Smirk.
Olly arrived next and Willy's smirk just broadened at the sight of his oldest friend, despite the head flick and all. Will casually rested his elbow on the table, his hand covering his mouth as Oliver sat down jusssssst in time.
PERFECT. "Making death threats already?" he got out in between his half-covered guffaws. "Oliver Jenkins. What kind of example are you setting for our precious students?" William gestured out toward the House tables and continued smirking, hardly noticing who sat down next.
"Hello," he turned toward the woman beside him, who was unfortunately not sitting on his other side. Had she been to his right, she could have functioned as some sort of human shield... but alas.....
WHOA WAIT. Will did a double take. Was that....? No, it couldn't be. "Thea?" he muttered in surprise. "Well I'll be!"
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Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl
William's gaze just happened to be trailing down the table toward his not-so-friendly good friend Dash Scabior when he heard it... the burp. The first burp o' animal-shaped bubbles.
Eying the pink rabbit, Willy let out a low chuckle and settled back into his seat, smirking quite happily. Prank Count: 2.
"Did you just say you're going to stick your wand up your nose?" Willy called down the table, though he was, of course, within perfect hearing range of his friend. Heh. It was so much more fun pretending to be deaf and dumb. Oliver deserved it...
...especially after that stunt with the pumpkin juice. Flinching as the cold beverage spilled all over his lap, Will scooted his chair back and shifted awkwardly in his seat, dabbing at the juice with a frown.
"That's just...unfortunate....." he sighed. Merlin, it wasn't even the first day of class and his luck was already failing him! Unless.... surely Oliver hadn't deliberately done that to HIS BEST FRIEND?!
Willy shot his friend a glare, and upon seeing him laughing, realized that he had INDEED been the cause of this mishap!!
Will looked up from his stained pants (he'd even worn KHAKIS for once, not jeans! KHAKIS! OLIVER!) with a sigh, nodding toward the Arithmancy woman. She had looked familiar at first glance, and now he was starting to remember her. There weren't that many Hadleys, after all.
"Hello, Josephina," he met her eyes briefly. "I'm...." sigh, "William Walter Williamson. Care of Magical Creatures." Of course.
Will thought he might have seen a flash of smile from Thea but it was gone just as soon as it had appeared, and she was back to being her usual... disapproving self.
"Yep. Are you... charms?" That wouldn't surprise him, though Althea had always been of the 'I'm awesome at everything and you and I both know it' attitude. He sighed again and accepted her napkin, seeing as his was soaked through and through already.
Prank Count: 3. Oliver: 1; William: 2.
Oh, hello, you know, no big deal, just... wiping orange crap off my pants. Sup. Will rolled his eyes inwardly but nodded at the new arrival's hand. His were rather occupied and sticky at the moment so... no offense, Ed, but he wasn't going to shake it.
"William Williamson, Care of Magical Creatures. Nice to meet you....... Ed?"
Ohhhh no and now Cece was here. Perfect timing. Will started blushing almost immediately, his face turning a lovely shade just a few tones darker than the color of his juice-stained lap.
"Yeah I'm....really considering it..." he mumbled as she walked on by, rubbing at the stain on his pants with a renewed enthusiasm. Must. Fix. Horror!!
Hecate. Of course she had to comment when Will had a lapful of PUMPKIN JUICE.
"Gee, thanks for the suggestion," he remarked sarcastically, rolling his eyes and everything. "I'll keep your advice in mind." NOT.
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I probably found this more amusing than I should have...buuuuuuuuuut
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Originally Posted by iceblossom22
Elise shook her head slowly. "I... I ran away from home," she said, but regained her cheeriness a moment later.
"But I came to congratulate you on getting Head of House, even if it's not us," she beamed. "And I kinda hope Gryffindor gets the house cup."
No that was like betrayal... But this was Professor Bentley. She was awesomeness in its extreme.
Max overheard those words and a loud gasp escaped from his lips.
He sat there like a stone statue and stared in disbelief at the young Ravenclaw girl.
Now to sit back and wait for Max to HAPPEN *beams*
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Ah. Max. When had he arrived? She had been so distracted by the influx of young ones, she barely noticed.
Giving a brief smile and nod toward the Ravenclaw Head of House, she turned her attention back toward her Hufflepuffs. Need to make sure they behaved and whatnot. Not that she doubted Arya and Keefer's abilities to lead them, but Treyen, on the other hand...
And...I so want to be a Hufflepuff girl after this:
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Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl
Oh, Josephina was still talking to him. Ah. Will leaned forward around Ed a bit and nodded at her. "I did. I graduated in 2065, as a Slytherin...." he eyed her face for a bit and raised a brow. "You were a Hufflepuff, weren't you? A few years older than me, maybe?"
He had taken it upon himself to study the pretty Hufflepuff girls closely back in his Hogwarts days. After all, Natasha had been a Puff....
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Charms Class!
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Originally Posted by DanialRadFAN01
As August adjusted his school bag off of his shoulder and onto the floor beside him he watched as the chair beside his was occupied with is Gryffindor Prefect friend, Kurumi. "Hey, fancy seeing you here." he said as if they wouldn't see each other in their first lesson.
They both loved lessons. Duh.
He was pretty excited about Charms this term, not gonna lie. He had read a ton of his textbook over the summer and he was ready to try some spells even if Professor Schrimer didn't teach them.
"You ready for the lesson? I wish you luck." he lifted his quill out towards her...for a quill bump obviously. You know like 'Cheers' with goblets.
Quill Bumps. The next big craze.
and....
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Originally Posted by Chelliephone
Anakin swiftly let himself into the classroom, sending a smile and a polite nod towards Professor Schirmer before heading off towards the back of the classroom with his bag laddened over his shoulder. He was fairly certain he'd remembered all the supplies needed for the class, but in typical Ani fashion he was worrying needlessly over it.
It was a possibility he could have forgotten something important. Like...parchment, his book. Or, merlin's beard, maybe he could have forgotten his wand? Or the worst of all, maybe he forgot to put on his underwear that morning!?
Sliding into his seat, the 7th year visibly blushed, shaking his head. He was being ridiculous. It was the first day of school. He never forgot his unders on the first day of classes.
XD Words are unneeded.
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To summarise: A third-year is trying to get some sleep, when a mischevious firstie comes to jump on her bed and poke her. Lea seems to think this to be the best way to make friends?
Text Cut: GIVE ME MY MAGICAL STICK BACK!
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Originally Posted by Lara_the_Firelady
Lea Raina Carter made it into the girls' dormitory with her own oh-i-am-so-great air and looked around with an unimpressed face yet the more she observed the place, the more she liked it so her expression changed into an 'impressed' one this time. She liked all the red and comfy looking beds and fluffy pillows...no doubt.
As she walked next to her trunk, her jet black kitty following her, something caught the girl's eyes: someone was sleeping. Immediately the evil smirk appeared on the little girl's face. This was the girl she poked in the feast. Eh...Lea needed to make friends and a sleeping one did not make an active friend so...
The girl slowly unholstered her wand...
...AND LITERALLY JUMPED ON THE GIRL'S BED...
*poke poke poke*
''Wake up! Right now!''
Maybe not the best way to make friends...
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Originally Posted by affy7ann
"AAH!" Tayla opened her eyes, startled by the sudden commotion. "What...what's happening?!" She sat up and found a girl jumping on her bed.
"Stop that!" she said, a little irritably. "What's happening? What's wrong?" She rubbed her eyes and tried to focus on the girl, confused and sleepy. "Who are you?"
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Originally Posted by Lara_the_Firelady
BWAHAHAHAHAHA...
Lea let out a huge laughter at the girl's reaction. Then smirking, she poked the girl back in sleeping position in bed with her wand in the girl's chest. ''Calm down, friend. We are just being friends.'' she winked and sat on the girl. ''My name is Lea Carter, first year.''
And yes she was the little sister of infamous Joshua Carter.
''And you WILL be my friend.'' she seemed very enthusiastic about it ''What is your name?''
Would anyone call that "Being Friends"?
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Originally Posted by affy7ann
"Woah!" Tayla exclaimed as she was pushed back on the bed. "Friends? I hardly think this is what..." Wait a second. Did she just say Carter? Tayla stared at the little girl hard. Now she knew why this girl looked familiar. "You're Josh's sister aren't you?"
Tayla suddenly felt a pang on her chest and remembered the wand against it. "Ouch!" she pushed the wand away and snatched it from Lea's hand. "Okay..." Tayla breathed in and out deeply then gave a strained smile. "Hello, I'm Tayla Barnhill. Third year. Now...Lea...would you PLEASE get off of me?!"
Wand-stealer!
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Originally Posted by Lara_the_Firelady
Oooooooooooooooooo....
What was she saying? Because Lea was having too much fun to hear and comprehend the older girl's words until she uttered her beloved brother's name, it made her halt all in a sudden and just blink. ''Yes, yes.'' she nodded happily ''You know him?''
Hopefully she was not one of those who tried to KISS him. Nope this girl, Tayla Barnhill as she said, did not look like that evil kind...
...until she snatched HER wand away from her.
''HEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!'' the dark haired eleven year old protested loudly. ''Gimme my magical stick BACK!!! MY MAGICAL STICK!!!''
Did she want her to get off of her?
Narrowing her eyes, she began to jump on the girl as fast as she could. ''I will do THAT until you IT back to ME!!!''
Lea doesn't like it when someone steals her magical stick...
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Not a funny...but just describes their house and character so perfectly.
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Kim in the Courtyard
"I'm not into wishes" at least that was clear. He's a Slytherin for Merlin's sake. Wishes always come true if you have the ambition to make them come true. You don't really need to waste a coin to drop it into the fountain.
Kurumi: That's my Slytherin
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Originally Posted by Kaos.Doodles
He was about to leave the room himself when he spotted pair who seemed to just be willfully wasting their time chatting, instead of making a use of the incredible room. "Mr. Lockhart." He had not expected the HEADBOY to ignore the warning he had just shot at the two before.
"I am sure that you just hear my discussion with those younger students about how the Observatory is to be used for study purposes only." He looked toward Aurora. Were they studying? No. They were chatting. "Five points from each of your houses." He REALLY should have made it ten each. "And that messages goes to EVERYONE else." Scabior's voice rose. "The observatory is for study purposes only. If I catch anyone else not using this space correctly I will take 50 points from your house and you will land an immediate detention." He wasn't in the mood to deal with this. Without another word he turned and left.
Perhaps he could find Eddie elsewhere and tell him about the MISUSE of his observatory.
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From CoMC/HoM Lesson 1. The question was... why would the Founders include the Lake in their designs for Hogwarts?
And Sierra Greingoth's answer was...
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Originally Posted by Anna Banana
"That lake can also be used for many different things--we can come and go, others can come and go...and we can learn about things like water plants and creatures," she said. It was also used to ship the first years to the castle, holding them up, so that the older kids could get in first and snag all the good seats."So, I think it's been used for all those reasons in the past." Maybe a lot more, too. That was why they were here, though--to learn those reasons.
Emphasis added by me. Clearly it's to allow the older students to get the best seats at the start-of-term feast. Clearly, Sierra, clearly.
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From Charms class. These two firsties wanna make me laugh and make Professor Schirmer became unpleasant.
SPOILER!!: firsties
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Originally Posted by Harry174
Laura didn't really like this Professor much, she was scaring her with the way she was looking, it was only a question and the Professor had asked did they have any questions. "Okay Professor."
Laura looked at the Professor and smiled before saying. "Professor to stop a spell you just throw you wand on the floor and stamp on it." Well surely that would stop the spell.
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Originally Posted by Lara_the_Firelady
Stop a spell? They were talking about stopping a spell before even they learned how to cast it!! Lea scoffed and crossed her arms. That was boring. BOOOORING. What was the point of that? She wanted to cast it first then decide it herself if she wanted to stop it. If it was colourful and nice and pretty and shiny, why would she stop it?
Still the professor asked about how to stop a spell. Eh...she mentioned incantations before right.
''I am sure there is a fancy magical incantation for that too.''
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LMAO. Everyone, allow me to introduce Saint Williamson, Care of Magical Creatures wizard.
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Originally Posted by sweetpinkpixie
Everything after Professor Williamson said but after dragons was completely tuned out. Kurumi's jaw dropped and she STARED at the man. If this had been one of those Japanese animes, there would have been sparkles and hearts appearing around her head and a light would have shown down from the heavens and bathed the office in warmness and love. THIS.MAN.HAD.WORKED.WITH.DRAGONS?!
ヾ( o･∀)ﾉﾞヾ(o･∀･o)ﾉﾞヾ(∀･o )ﾉﾞ
Could she reach out and touch his hands? Hands that had not only worked with winged horses, but also dragons. They could probably heal the sick and end hunger too. And they Arya said that someone in her family worked with dragons too. Merlin, Kurumi was all but bouncing in her seat now. But, instead of doing or saying anything, Kurumi just stared at the two of them all wide-eyed and bushy-tailed.
At least according to Prefect Hollingberry, he is.
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Who doesn't LOVE Althea this term I know it's quite is possibly quite mean on the student, but her reaction is hilarious...
SPOILER!!: SIR????
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Originally Posted by cheeseStrings
Heh? Why they are going to use Finite instead of Finite Incantatem? Aren't they just the same thing? Well, there has to be at least one difference, or else Professor won't ask that question. After debating on some possibilities, Janice raise her hand slowly to answer the question.
"Sir, maybe their strength of countering the spells are different. Maybe, because 'Finite' is shorter its strength will not as big as 'Finite Incantatem'."
Well that's a stupid answer.
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Originally Posted by Tegz
ooc: Oh lol. I'm sorry.
First of all... SIR?
A slip of the tongue, surely, but SIR????????????
"5 points from Hufflepuff for RUDENESS and calling me SIR!" REALLY. She huffed a bit then addressed the answer attempt. "That's not quite the right answer."
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We went from being Eino's favorite professor (?) to being a dark wizard in the span of five minutes.
#WINNING!
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Originally Posted by Starbreeze
That was awfully rude of them, to intrude, disturb their peace, then harm them. Eino would most likely let the creature break him before hurting it. He didn't agree with barging into someone else's home, then attacking them for trying to protect it, and protect themselves. It was not fair to the creatures, no matter how dark and dangerous they were, and Eino would not do it. If anything, this man was a dark wizard for wanting to hurt creatures for no reason! Aren't they supposed to be learning how to care for magical creatures, and not do the opposite? This was the very thing Eino did not want to do, and stop others from doing. Sighing heavily, with nothing but disappointment in his tone, he spoke. "I understand."But, not, he did not understand. Not this, not why all house elves looked a hundred years old, and especially not why all the pumpkin juice was always gone when the came down for breakfast. With zero motivation to continue his participation, he thanked the professor and made his way to screens to change clothes.
Emphasis by me.
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My, my, my..
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Originally Posted by iBeJenn
Selena picked up the envelope before remembering something. "PROFESSOR!!!" Selena called out loud, waving her hand in the air, she had a very important message to pass on to the professor, after all. "I have something for you!" she added. Just in case the professor didn't get it.
In her waving hand was also the envelope that contained the message. Which Selena had not been allowed to look at. Maybe the professor could tell her what was inside of the envelope... hehe...
Photos!: FOR THE PROFESSOR. *eyes y'all*
And here's what she's got to say..
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Originally Posted by Tegz
[INDENT]"
"TELL me by WHO?" Althea demanded, not looking at all pleased about it. "One of your little friends? It BETTER not be one of your little friends, Miss Zabini-Riddle! This is VERY inappropriate!" She tried not to yell, but it was CLEAR that she wasn't pleased.
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Originally Posted by Droo
Hecate was grateful the girl was leaving, as she was embarrassed by her sudden reaction... but all of a sudden her mouth involuntarily flung open and she said "Don't go! We have yet to dance and sing."
Oh Merlin!!
Someone needed to stop her! What had happened! How had she become so... Giddy??? Was there a fwooper flying about? Her symptoms seemed to be consistent with the reactions to Elixir of Euphoria... but she hadn't been brewing an-
...
She looked at her cup.
She turned to look at the room again and spun gracefully to look at the cup once more. The child had put it in her tea!!! There was enough left in the cup to test it and be sure.
She raised her hand and grabbed the girl's hand, spinning her around. Her mouth opened to tell her she had detention, but... her voice came out in song as her hips swayed to the music in her head. "Goooooing to the chapel and I'm. Goooooonna get maaaaaaaaaried. Goooooing to the chapel and I'm. Goooooonna get mAAAaaaAAAried. Geeeeee I really looove him and I'm. Goooona her maaaaaaaaried. Goooooin. To the chapelllll. Of Love. Yeeeeeah yeayeayeah. Goooooin. To the chapelllll. Of Love."
This happened at the viewing area of the first Gobstone Match of the term. Gryffindor vs Slytherin. Bunches of Hufflepuffs were there to watch it, including Alyssa. Professor Bentley was also there. They had a brief conversation:
Text Cut: Alyssa & Bentley
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Originally Posted by FireboltAvis88
Alyssa quickly apologized to her Herbology Professor,"Ooops!! Sorry Professor. I didn't mean any insult in what I just said to Oakey. I honestly didn't even know that what I was saying could be heard by you. But ever since I heard that you were the Gryffindor's Head of House, I've often wondered about that. So thanks for setting that me straight on that matter. Oh I didn't doubt that you would support the house you're Head of. I was just wondering how you were going to cheer for both at the same time. May I join you the next time Gryffindor plays Ravenclaw? Maybe I can help cheer for both of them too."Alyssa asked.
'Wow! Professor Bentley really has got great hearing.' Alyssa thought to herself. 'It's a good thing I didn't say anything bad about her.'
And...
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Originally Posted by Hera
Seren watched and waited patiently for the Hufflepuff to stop rambling. Did the girl have a case of verbal diarrhea? ... again?
Smiling politely she bowed her head slightly. It wasn't as if they were seated in the stands, and considering she was in a conversation with Oakey... how Alyssa thought she couldn't be overheard in such close proximity was beyond her. She wasn't deaf after all.
"I'll be there... so if you're there, then I don't see why we cannot sheer for them both together." Though the hardest part would be deciding where to sit. With the Lion crew or the Eagle crew? Or somewhere neutral?
This just really made me giggle! So I'm sure most people that know Nessie, know that she's like proper OBSESSED with purple! Which is why I found Adam's comparrisson really funny!
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Originally Posted by ortalismusicoh
He was lying right? Because she kind of felt like a plum with all the purple everywhere. "I do, I look like a bright purple plum...I think I'm going to start hating purple after this." She was just seeing too much of it anyway.
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Originally Posted by Team ronmione
"So, you're just gonna start hating your favorite color because of one party? You love purple. Giving it up will be like going cold turkey on it- you just can't do it." Adam asked in utter shock. Nessie giving up purple would be saying like Adam on giving up on girls. The universe would die if that happened.
Professor Pink | Mrs. Bruce Wayne | I'm on a Goat | Glitterpuff | Dumbledore's Defense Squad | BHB
The creatures are out and about all over the grounds, and apparently, one Hufflepuff is starring in a Geico commercial...
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Originally Posted by Cassirin
This had suddenly gone from a slightly dangerous situation to a very dangerous one, and Tate was only mildly irritated by the Hufflepuff that had gone all Gryffindor in their direction. Was likely to get himself killed to, and that made Tate VERY cranky.
"Don't be a fool, boy," he addressed Nate with a sigh. Hollingberry should just pull the kid's wand and stupefy him. It would be safer for everyone if he wasn't trying to fight off dangerous creatures in hand-to-hand combat. They weren't cavemen.
"Acromantula! Give us your name so that we may address you properly. Why have you left your forest and entered our grounds? You know that you do not belong here." It wasn't that he was ignoring the chimaera, but more that he wanted to try to reason with the creature that could actually TALK.
And now we all know that Hufflepuffs are NOT cavemen, apparently, just Gryffindors in disguise.
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Professor Pink | Mrs. Bruce Wayne | I'm on a Goat | Glitterpuff | Dumbledore's Defense Squad | BHB
So much truth here.....
SPOILER!!:
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Originally Posted by Starbreeze
These are the guidelines us guys use to play female characters.
1. Replace he with she, and him with her.
2. Flip your hair every other post and/or mentioned it swinging and bouncing around.
3. Find a male in the school, any males, professors and pets qualify, and obsess over him by mentioned your she-character thinking about him as often as you possibly can, sometimes 3-4 times in the same sentence. Then get over him and find a new one, rinse and repeat until graduation.
4. Complain about the smell in Herbology and CoMC every single lesson.
5. Develop a hate for Professor Lafay that is purely based on jealously.
6. Cry in public at least three times during the school term.
There you have it.
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Originally Posted by Starbreeze
I forgot one...
7. Disagree with everything boys say.
There, now it's complete.
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Originally Posted by Kaos.Doodles
These are the guidelines girls use to play male characters.
1. It doesn't matter what we do. We are awesome. So our charries will be awesome too.
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The Extendable Ear QQ 
but I just picked this post no reason...... 
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And Lilly wants to get her revenge on Orla. Whoever came up with this dare is amazing. Congratulations to them.
I probably found this more amusing than I should have...buuuuuuuuuut
So I'm sure most people that know Nessie, know that she's like proper OBSESSED with purple! Which is why I found Adam's comparrisson really funny! 
