The Terrible Twos (HP/LotR)
Featuring: Fred, George, Merry, and Pippin. Sa9+
(no slash, fear not, just troublemakers)

1. Herbology 2. Muggle Studies 3. Transfiguration 4. Ancient Runes 5. Astronomy 6. Divination 7. Care of Magical Creatures 8. Potions 9. Defense Against the Dark Arts 10. Arithmancy 11. History of Magic 12. Charms 13. Quidditch 14. Hogwarts, A History 15. Room 16. Dragonhide gloves 17. Cauldron 18. Whomping Willow 19. Wand 20. Hogsmeade 21. Veela 22. Kneazle 23. Telescope 24. House elf 25. Sorting Hat 26. Quill 27. Owl 28. Timeturner 29. Pensieve 30. Feast 31. Dress robes 32. Common room 33. Classroom 34. Parseltongue 35. Pureblood 36. Muggle 37. Animagus 38. Patronus 39. Duel 40. Spell 41. Thestrals 42. Portraits 43. Headmaster 44. Ford Anglia 45. torch 46. Dungeon 47. Portkey 48. Leprechaun 49. Yule Ball 50. Boggart 51. act 52. bore 53. Chase 54. Dare 55. Egg on 56. Fight 57. Gape 58. Hoot 59. Ignore 60. Joke 61. Kiss 62. Lope 63. Mooch 64. Nap 65. Ooze 66. Pace 67. Quell 68. Roar 69. Slap 70. teem 71. Untie 72. Vex 73. Warn 74. x-tinguish 75. Yodel 76. Zap 77. Cheerful 78. author's choice 79. author's choice 80. author's choice 81. Depression 82. Careful 83. Fearful 84. Angry 85. Snappish 86. Daring 87. Plaid 88. sweet tooth 89. Past 90. present 91. Future 92. Chocolate 93. Chicken 94. Allergic 95. Snowball 96. Socks 97. Dictionary 98. Pajamas 99. Newspaper 100. Homework

Drabble 1: #56 Fight

Fred and George peered thru the forest, they heard noises, almost like arguing. They had some extendable ears and pulled them out, “It’s not my fault!” “Pip, everything is your fault! Always!” there were 2 voices arguing with each other, and the twins looked at each other and shrugged, heading into the forest.

They saw two children-sized men fighting. When the twins appeared they went silent. “Who are you?” one finally asked.

“Fred and George, and who might you be?” George replied.

“I’m Merry, and this is Pippin, it’s his fault.” And the fighting continued over whose fault it was.

Drabble 2: #76 Zap

Merry crept along the dark corridors after curfew, grinning evilly. His partner in crime wasn’t far behind, and their shadows made them feel big. Fred and George would be waiting up ahead, but they didn’t say where. Pippin caught up with Merry after leaving a bucket of water perched above a door, and they continued on to find the twins.

Little did they know, the twins had set up a trap for the hobbits, and before they knew it, “ZAP!” they got a shock from the doorknob and fell to the ground, twitching. Gred and Forge came out laughing loudly.

Drabble 3: #8 Potions

Gred and Forge were already in Snapes Potion class, stirring up their potion, when a fit of suppressed laughter was heard behind them. Merry and Pippin were the ones behind it, and grinning mischievously. They were mixing their own potion, just like class was supposed to, however their potion was unique, it had a slight Middle-Earthian influence, which meant, in short, that it was highly explosive. The troublemakers, all 4 of them, ducked out of the way as the hobbit’s potion exploded in a big dragon-shaped fireball and headed straight towards Snape, who fainted, while the class erupted in laughter.

Drabble 4: # 25 Sorting Hat

The sorting hat stood old and wrinkly on the stool, and when the curly-haired-hobbits stood up, to get sorted, the hat was confused. “What are you? Not wizards, why are you here? Not muggles, what are you? Hobbits, you say? Never heard of those before, are you sure you exist? Not a figment of your own imagination? I don’t know where to put you, you’re certainly troublemakers I can see THAT thru your thick skulls, however..... no house is fit for a hobbit. Which was Peeves in? I can surely put you there....” The hat fell asleep, during his ramble.