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100 Drables for Ms. Pansy Parkinson, and all of her snotty attitudes included. There may be an occasional appearance of her one and only true love Draco Malfoy or the people she hates most, the Trio. Please Enjoy!


1. Herbology 2. Muggle Studies 3. Transfiguration 4. Ancient Runes 5. Astronomy 6. Divination 7. Care of Magical Creatures 8. Potions 9. Defense Against the Dark Arts 10. Arithmancy 11. History of Magic12. Charms 13. Quidditch 14. Hogwarts, A History 15. Room 16. Dragonhide gloves 17. Cauldron 18. Whomping Willow 19. Wand 20. Hogsmeade 21. Veela 22. Kneazle 23. Telescope 24. House elf 25. Sorting Hat 26. Quill 27. Owl 28. Timeturner 29. Pensieve 30. Feast 31. Dress robes 32. Common room 33. Classroom 34. Parseltongue 35. Pureblood 36. Muggle 37. Animagus 38. Patronus 39. Duel 40. Spell 41. Thestrals 42. Portraits 43. Headmaster 44. Ford Anglia 45. torch 46. Dungeon 47. Portkey 48. Leprechaun 49. Yule Ball 50. Boggart 51. act 52. bore 53. Chase 54. Dare 55. Egg on 56. Fight 57. Gape 58. Hoot 59. Ignore 60. Joke 61. Kiss 62. Lope 63. Mooch 64. Nap 65. Ooze 66. Pace 67. Quell 68. Roar 69. Slap 70. teem 71. Untie 72. Vex 73. Warn 74. x-tinguish 75. Yodel 76. Zap 77. Cheerful 78. author's choice 79. author's choice 80. author's choice 81. Depression 82. Careful 83. Fearful 84. Angry 85. Snappish 86. Daring 87. Plaid 88. sweet tooth 89. Past 90. present 91. Future 92. Chocolate 93. Chicken 94. Allergic 95. Snowball 96. Socks 97. Dictionary 98. Pajamas 99. Newspaper 100. Homework

Drables:
53/100

1. Herbology Yuck!

Pansy did NOT like Herbology, a useless subject if you asked her! She’s much rather be studying Draco. Arriving at her Herbology , dirt everywhere (double yuck).

“Professor isn’t there something we can do besides dig in the dirt?” Pansy had the nerve to ask Professor Sprout.

The look she received back shut her up for a few minutes, shortly after she was complaining again.

“Dragon Dung, that’s what we are playing in.” Pansy repeated, the class, Harry Potter included couldn’t handle it anymore, out of nowhere a pile of dirt flew across the green house and buried her underneath.

2. Muggle Studies is Useless

Muggle Studies, another class that is completely worthless. Pure-bloods like Pansy should NOT have to waste her time on a class like Muggle Studies.

“Shouldn’t we be studying how we are better than muggles rather than how to interact with them?” Pansy asked rather loudly.

“With that Ms. Pansy Parkinson you can leave this class room.” The professor told her opening the door ushering her out side.

“Well good, at the very least I’ll get to spend the day doing something important.” She replied as she gathered her book bag and started toward the door.

“Detention Pansy” The professor said.

3. Fera Verto

Transfiguration, now there was a class that Pansy was good at, maybe not as good as the mudblood, but good none the less. They were changing animals into water goblets.

“One, two, three..Fera Verto.” Pansy said and watched as her rabbit turned into a perfect water goblet. Pansy smiled. “Professor, Look at my water goblet! It’s perfect.” Pansy said smiling from ear to ear at her perfection.

“Pansy, before you gloat, you should make sure that your goblet does not have a fluffy tail.” Minerva replied.

Pansy looked at her glass and turned it around, it did have a tail.

4. Wrong Translation

Pansy was trying to read Ancient Runes. Translation too forever and half the time she wasn’t even right. She was taking her time with this particular ruin.

“The rise of the sun with the setting of the moon.” Pansy said thinking she had done that right. “What did you get?” She said looking over at Draco, she never stopped being amazed by him.

“Monkey see, Monkey do?” Pansy translated, “This class doesn’t even make sense!" Pansy thought what she didn’t see what was that Harry, Ron, and Hermione and switched out her ruins so she would look like a fool.

5. When You Wish Upon a Star

Every Wednesday at midnight the Hogwarts second years go to the astronomy tower to study the stars. Today they were looking at Jupiter and its moons. Pansy set her up telescope right next to Draco of course, as if she would study next to anyone else.

Looking through the telescope she saw a shooting star go by. “Look a shooting Star Draco! Make a wish.” Pansy told him batting her eyelashes at him.

Under her breath she made a wish. “I hope Draco and I last forever.” She said to the falling star, thinking may be it heard her wish.

6. Crazy Cat Lady

They were crystal ball gazing in Divination today. Something Pansy had most been looking forward to, she hoped that she would see Draco in her orb. After listening to the Professor’s lecture they were finally ready to try for themselves.

After several long minuets Pansy said “Professor, I think I see a cat..several cats actually! What does that mean?” Pansy said thinking she was doing really well in Divination.

“Probably means you’re going to be a crazy cat lady and wind up alone.” Ronald Weasley whispered out of the corner of his mouth.

“Eat Dung Weasel-by” Pansy replied to him.

7. Slugs

Care of Magical Creatures, was taught by that great oaf of a man. Pansy didn’t think a ‘thing’ like that should be allowed to work at the school and she had told who ever would listen that as well.

“Who would even WANT to learn about slugs.” Pansy complained loudly when she heard what they were dealing with after getting to Hagrid’s hut. Dean Thomas, fed up with her placed a slug in the hood of her cloak. “Hey Pansy, you got something in your hood.”

“What is it?” She asked reaching behind her to see.“AHHHHHHHHHHH” she screamed loudly.

8. Pansy Complains

Potions was the easiest class Pansy had. Professor Snape always favored them and Pansy LOVED it. Walking into the dungeons, Pansy had a smirk on her face. She was going to get back at them for the little slug trick.

“Professor Snape, Dean spilled by powered unicorn tail.” Pansy complained looking at the Professor

“10 points from Gryffindor” Snape snapped back

A few minuets later “Professor Snape Sir, Harry pulled my hair.” Pansy wined

“Another 10 Points from Gryffindor, and If I hear another word about it we’ll be testing the Draught of the Living Dead on all of you!”

9. Lady Bugs!!

Pansy was never much for Defense Against the Dark Arts either, in fact school should just not go on. She sighed and stepped into the classroom. They were tackling Boggarts today. A shiver ran up Pansy’s spine. What was she most afraid of? And how was she going to make it funny?

The Professor turned on that stupid music and asked Pansy to step forward.
“I don’t know what I’m afraid.” She told him hoping she wouldn’t have to go up there. Too late, the Boggart had changed into a massive Lady Bug. Pansy shrieked and left the room crying.

10. 2 + 2 = ?

Pansy didn’t even know what Arithmancy was. She didn’t want to go to this class. It was with math or something right? That’s the problem. Pansy didn’t even know. She wasn’t good at the logic sort of thing, she liked more practical subjects, like Draco for instance. She pulled her book out of her bag and looked at the cover. She sighed and saw Hermione Granger walk into the room.

“If the mud-blood is taking this class, I am not!” Pansy said gathering her books.

“It’s not me that’s the problem, your just too stupid to add.” Hermione snapped backed

11. H-O-M

Pansy walked into the History of Magic class room. She sighed and looked down at her notes, which were minimal. She hated this class. Professor Binns never made it interesting and who cared what a goblin called Urg the Ugly anyway? She took her seat and prepared for the most boring of lecture. Not even Draco could keep her attention in this class.

Soon Pansy feel asleep dreaming of better things, which of course could only include Draco. Pansy was woken up by a huge thump. She had fallen out of her desk right THROUGH Professor Binns.

“Detention Ms. Perkins.”

12. Accio

Today in Charms they were making objects come toward you. Accio, is what the Professor had said the incantation was. Pansy was good at Charms. She prided herself on that one. She smiled pointed her wand at a book across the room.

“Accio Book.” And it soared right into her hands. “This spell isn’t hard at all” She bragged again for every one to here.

She smiled, she knew what to do next. She pointed her want and…”Accio Draco’s hand.” She whispered under her breath and Draco’s hand came straight into hers. She smiled and could not believe her luck.

13. Weasley Is Our King

Watching Draco play quidditch was the high light of Pansy’s life. That was her boyfriend up there and she loved to brag and let everyone know about it. Today they were playing Gryffindor and they WERE going to WIN.
That ginger was their new keeper and they had made up a little song about it.
Pansy was going to be conducting. She watched as Draco stepped out onto the Quidditch field and she waved at him! He waved back!!!. She brought up her wand. And then..

“Weasley is our King, He cannot block a single ring.” It was sweet music.

14. Hogwarts A History

Pansy was bored and her homework was done. So now what? She sighed and went to the library, maybe she would here so juicy gossip there. She sat down and pulled the first book she found off the shelf. ‘Hogwarts A’ History. Only, dorks like Hermione Granger read THAT book. But for lack of a better thing to do, she flipped open to a page.

She read about how the Great hall was bewitched to look like the sky. That was interesting!

“Finally a got a brain and learned how to read?” Ronald Weasley shouted

“Eat Dung Weasel” Pansy responded

15. Requirement

Pansy watched, and not for the first time Draco disappear into the Room of requirement. She and been watching him do it all term and was desperate to know why he was going in there, and why se couldn’t follow him. She sighed, and waiting for him to come out.

“How do you get the Room of Requirement to work?” She asked him when he came out. “I want to use it.” She smiled thinking of the reason she wanted to use it for. The perfect date for her and Draco.

“Mind you own business.” Making Pansy feel put out.

16. Prettier Dragons

Shopping for the new school term things was always a little boring. It was NOTHING like shopping for clothes, the black robes were always so depressing. She sighed and went into a shop. She needed Dragon Hide Gloves for potions. She picked up a pair and sighed…

“Ugh.. These things are always so ugly. Why can’t they be more fashionable.” Pansy asked the Shop Keeper.

The shop keeper rolled her eyes, "I’ll ask the Dragons to look prettier for you. Get out of my shop!” The lady responded shoving Pansy out of the store and locking the door behind her.

17. Melted

Pansy had her cauldron simmering with some sort of concoction brewing in it. She had followed the directions but it just didn’t looked right. She wished she would have gotten a Self Stirring cauldron so she wouldn’t have to sit here and do it herself.

Twice clockwise, three times counter clockwise… She did this four more times, then… was it just her or was her cauldron looking a little bit red?? Like it was WAY to hot….she tried to ignore it until suddenly her cauldron completely melted down splashing her potion all over her and everyone else in the room.

18. Blacked out

Pansy was never the girl who played the game “Get as close to the Whomping Willow as possible” She after all thought it was rather barbaric. But today, just for this one day, she was going to play. She ran out after Draco, “I bet I can touch the trunk.” She said and started running toward the tree. Pansy darted all around the tree trying to find an opening. She finally found one and ran in.

After touching the tree Pansy sang out. Her celebration was short lived however, next second a branch hit her head and she blacked out.

19. Fourth Wand's the Charm

This was it. The big one, Pansy was shopping for her wand. She dreamed of this moment for so long! She went to Olivander’s and looked at the rows of wands. Hers was in here somewhere. “I need a wand Sir” Pansy said and picked up her first one.

She waved it and a pot exploded next to the desk. “Oops” The next wand set the chair on fire. “Sorry”. The third wand turned Mr. Olivander himself into a pig and Pansy’s mother had to turn him back. Then..with the fourth wand, her fingers tingled and she found her wand.

20. Tea Shop

Pansy loved Hogsmeade. It was her favorite place to go with Draco. They would always get their own table at Three Broom Sticks and sit and flirt. Today she walked along the streets waiting to meet him at one. She saw all the shops, Zonko’s (what a horrible shop). Honeydukes (she’d have to stop in later), and then a tea shop she had never seen before. She was intrigued and entered. It was so cute, it had cupids floating in the air and confetti falling from the ceiling. She would HAVE to bring Draco back here. It was simply gorgeous.

21. Natural Beauty

Pansy always wanted to be a Veela. She had dreamed for so long that she would have the beautiful silver hair and that man could not resist her. She had met one once during the Quidditch World Cup and had since wanted to be one so bad. When talking to the Veela, Pansy asked “How do you get so beautiful”.

The Veela responded “I was born this way, I do not have to try.” Pansy was instantly jealous and knocked the Veela down to the ground just for saying such mean things.

Pansy’s reward? A fire ball to the face.

22. Kneazle or Cat?

During Care of Magical Creatures, Pansy and the other third years were required to tell the difference between Kneazle and a cat. “Why does the difference even matter?” At least this creature wasn’t like the huge beast that had hurt her Draco. “What can a Kneazle even do?” She was good at complaining and picked up what she thought was that cat and began to stroke it. “This is the cat by the way. I can tell.” She told every showing how smart she was.

Hagrid replied, “You’re holdin a Kneazle, you need practice.” Pansy sighed, more homework for her.

23. A Million Pieces

Pansy set up her telescope on the Astronomy tower, they were studying Mars tonight. Pansy didn’t really mind Astronomy it could be much worse, other than right now she should be getting her beauty sleep. She set her telescope into the twelve position and looked up at the heavens.

“It’s beautiful.” She cried looking at the stars. She leaned in closer and closer of the eye piece. Pansy lost her balance, tripped into the stand and watched as her telescope fell down to the grounds. Shattering into a million pieces. “Oh no!” Pansy screamed stretching her hand toward the ground.

24. I want one

Pansy wanted a House Elf, she was jealous that Draco had one. He bragged about it all of first year. She sighed and wanted to convince one to come to her house. Maybe she could convince one of the school Elves to do it.
Pansy stayed up in the Common room. An elf came to the room cleaning up the trash that was left throughout the day. “Oh Miss.” The little elf cried seeing her.

“I want you to come live with me.” Pansy said grabbing her. The elf blasted Pansy back knocking her to the ground and ran away.

25. Pansy gets sorted

Pansy saw a hat sitting on the stool when she first arrived at Hogwarts. She often wondered what it was the separated them into their houses at Hogwarts. Her mother refused to tell her and said that it was a secret. She was nervous and watched at the hat began to….sing??? After the song, her name was called

“Parkinson, Pansy” A woman with a rather tight bun called her name. She came to the stool trembling not sure if she could handle being placed in Hufflepuff. The hat deliberated for a moment and then shouted out. “SLYTHERIN” to the hall.