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| | Honeydukes Register (Finished Fanfiction) Here you will find all the completed works of fanfiction and poetry belonging to our talented SnitchSeeker authors. | 
10-21-2008, 07:03 PM
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| | Horklump
Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: A magical PlaCE
Posts: 40
Hogwarts RPG Name:
Penny McKerron
Second Year |  Haray Boda Goes to the Seaside - Sa13+
One day Haray Boda sat on the bench that was outside of the homeless Hostel.
He looked up at the sky and saw a some ghosties, then he heard a 'HOOOOOOOOM.......... Hoooooom.... hooom.......' Then one of his friends said "Right 'oo was 'at? Haray Boda was 'at you, you tryin' to get back at us for not lettin' you in tha' shelta'?".
"Well It wasn't me!", said Haray in a confused voice.
"Well it wasn't me," Said a very squeaky voice. Haray Boda looked down, there he was! Little Stuart from Stuart Little. He stepped forwards and felt a warm sensation in his bare foot, and there it was, the Poo-y Dog poo from Doggy Poo the Movie. He Heard the 'hooom, HOOOOM, HOOM...' again and Haray Boda started to feel all queasy, at that moment, Haray Boda Realized the steam coming out of his ears, he'd been eating too many of them sweeties.
Suddenly Haray Boda fell out of the sky, and landed in a truck full of Lasagna and there it was the fat ginger cat from Garfield and his Doggy Chum, Clifford from Clifford the dog.
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DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE NAMES EXCEPT HARAY BODA, PLEASE TAKE THIS AS SIMPLY A FAN BASED IDEA
Please tell me if you don't like it, I know its a bit random but it's supposed to be funny.
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10-30-2008, 05:57 PM
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Join Date: May 2008 Location: Scotland
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Haha Penny, ur crazy
write more...... is there any point posting this? I can just tell you just now at home...........
Good work lil sis
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10-31-2008, 12:26 AM
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| | Puffskein
Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Reading my two FF's
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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Hufflepuff and proud of it!
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Sweet work!! Can't wait for you to add more... its really cute
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11-01-2008, 01:37 AM
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|  Dumbledore's GargoyleMooncalf
Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Small-Town, USA
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|  Foreign Intrigue
DDDDUUUUUUUDEEEEE!
It looked so random that I HAD to click this link! The title, first of all, sounds like it should be a book (like Paddington Bear) and the first bit...was so fun.
It's crazy and I dig it!
Just maybe a teeny weeny bit longer post next time. *googly, anime eyes*
I <3 this.
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11-01-2008, 02:55 PM
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Join Date: May 2008 Location: Scotland
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Meh.. thast what I got to say
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11-01-2008, 03:21 PM
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| | Horklump
Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: A magical PlaCE
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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Penny McKerron
Second Year |  haray boda goes to tha sea side part 2
Haray Boda stumbled out of tha truck , and there he was the fire engine out of Finley the Fire Engine . Haray boda didn't know where he was or the time of the day. Haray Boda looked up and there it was the village clock. Unfortunately Haray Boda couldn't tell the time. Haray Boda stumbled round the corner looking drunk, and there he was, the post man from Post Man Pat. Haray Boda aksed him if he had any mail.
Post man pat said "you're that rich boy from corrie, aren't you ".
"No am not I am Haray Boda "
"Haray Boda you don't say..."
sorry peeps gtg
i'll write more when more people write back..xx.
Last edited by Pem11Pem; 11-01-2008 at 07:35 PM.
Reason: Grammar was dispicaBLE
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11-02-2008, 03:11 PM
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| | Puffskein
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pigfarts.
Posts: 1,758
Hogwarts RPG Name:
Kelley Lucien
Second Year | Awesomest Person EVERRR. 70% Crazy, 30% Sane, and 100% Me!!!!
Hehe, i love it! Haray Boda.... is that like some weird parody of Harry Potter?
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11-02-2008, 08:05 PM
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| | Horklump
Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: A magical PlaCE
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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Penny McKerron
Second Year |
Post Man Pat ran away screaming,
"I found him! I found him....... But he looks drunk?" And there he was, the fat guy with grey hair, the mayor from Lazy town.
"Whats the Cabuffle?", He said in an annoyingly high-pitched voice. Then the Mayor from Lazy Town realized what he had walked, (I mean), sprinted out in.
A frilly Pink dress!!!! Then Post Man Pat came out in a,
"Bufty Bufty Bufty".
Then the Mayor came out in a,
"Yee-a, Yee-a, Yee-a". And there he was, the flying talking Donkey, Donkey from Shrek. There was a short silence..... Then all you could hear was Yee-a Yee-a, Bufty Bufty, Blura Blura Blura, Do be do do bo do ba do bo.
That was the whole town laughing....
At that moment Haray Boda realized that he had to got out of this crazy Lazy-thingy-majigy town. So he clicked his red high-heels and said "Theres no place like the bench-outside-of-the-homeless-hostel-where-I-looked-up-and-saw-some-ghosties-and-met-little-stuart-from-stuart-little-then-there-was-that-little-smelly-dawg-poo-that-made-me-slip-and-I-started-to-feel-all-queasy-then-steam-came-ouda-ma-ears-then-I-fell-through-the-hole-in-the-o-zone-layer-(supposably)-then-I-got-lasangne-stuck-in my long beautiful locks.....-and-then-I-saw-the-big-village-clock-but-unfortunatly-I-couldn't-tell-the-time-then-I-bumped-into-tha-ginger-post-man-and-then-he-thought-I-was-that-rich-guy-outa-corrie-I don't even think there is a rich guy outa corrie...-the-I-Asked-him-if-I-had-any-mail-then-he-said-no-then-he-said-Haray Boda you don't say-then-he-went-around-screaming-I found Him! I found Him...-Then-the-mayor-came-out-and-said-Whats the Cabuffle?-in-his-pink-frilly-dress-then-post-man-pat-laughed-then-the mayor-laughed-then-the-crazy-talking-donkey-that-claims-that-he-can-fly-came-then-they-all-laughed-then-I-realised-I-Had-to-get-out-of-here.
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11-03-2008, 01:31 AM
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| | Puffskein
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pigfarts.
Posts: 1,758
Hogwarts RPG Name:
Kelley Lucien
Second Year | Awesomest Person EVERRR. 70% Crazy, 30% Sane, and 100% Me!!!!
uh.... whoa. you've got a lot of hyphens there.....
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11-03-2008, 03:36 PM
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| | Horklump
Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: A magical PlaCE
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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Penny McKerron
Second Year |
i know
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11-03-2008, 03:45 PM
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| | Horklump
Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: A magical PlaCE
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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Penny McKerron
Second Year |
no more in less sumbody writes back
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11-14-2008, 07:41 PM
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| | Imp
Join Date: May 2008 Location: Scotland
Posts: 449
Fourth Year |
very good, Penny was online as me by accident and wrote summit here.
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12-29-2008, 08:58 PM
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| | Horklump
Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: A magical PlaCE
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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Penny McKerron
Second Year | 
At that second 6 magical ponies went to have their dinner, and there he was Buckbeak from Harry Potter the Movie on the plate.... Meanwhile, Haray Boda's underpants exploded with magical smelly, green gas.
'Nen Haray Boda Said "I love magic", with a cheesy smile, then he gritted his teeth, wiped his bogies away, then he licked his fingers, then he wipes the slobbers on his fingers, onto his eyebrows.
"Oh, no, my eyebrows are bushy!", he said in a highly screamy whiney voice.
And there she was, Haray Boda's girlfriend, Eve's daughter Susan, from Narnia the movie, walking round the mangled corner.
"'Ave you been kissin' that Troy Bolton, from High School Musical the Movie!
I do like that song....... She was a boy, He was a girl, can I make it any more obvious. She ate gunk, he did ballet.......", He yelled at her through a megaphone even though she was standing right infront of him.
"Noooooo....... I like the one with the curly hair, he has under arm hair.... Hair, hair? Wait, that rhymes, I'm gonna be a poet!", she said. Hope Y'all like it!
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12-30-2008, 02:02 PM
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Join Date: May 2008 Location: Scotland
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Fourth Year |
hehe     :toilet:  :worship:
I got bored.....
nt f ur fanfic, just generaly...
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03-17-2009, 11:29 PM
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| | Horklump
Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: A magical PlaCE
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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Penny McKerron
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And in the mist of darkness she disappeared.
"Dub dub dub dub dub, dub", he sobbed, "I would properly cry, but I don't have my water proof mascara.... I do have my water proof swimming trunks!".
And there he was, the human boat, David Hasslehof from Spongebob the movie swimming in the fish bowl.
"Oooh no!'', Haray Boda wailed, ''That onion made me cry''.
And at that moment Flash Gordon flew down on one of them magical pixie horses and started laughing out loud at him. Haray Boda then realized where he was, in the sewers. And there she was Auntie Mable from Come Outside the movie picking up Pippins sausage that she dropped down the toilet. Then Haray Boda heard the Hoooom HOOOOM HOOOOOM thing again, and he saw a circle of light in the far distant tunnel ahead. Haray Boda realized that he shouldn't go in there incase it was the door to the pizza place (Haray Boda hated pizza). So he decided to go down the tunnel. And then he opened the black door...
''Aaaargh! Can't an Octopus get some privacy around here? Huh? Huh?'',said the happy green Giraffe.
''Erm... er.... Hmm... I don't.... erm.... Hmm'', said Haray Boda.
''Anyway'', grunted the former happy green giraffe, ''I'm reading a news paper and you can't have it.... And theres a cross-word'', he said changing tone completely to a mocking voice.
PLOP! Went the tap from the room five doors away.
Huray! I wrote some more!
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04-25-2009, 01:56 PM
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Join Date: May 2008 Location: Scotland
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06-22-2009, 08:10 PM
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| | Horklump
Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: A magical PlaCE
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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Penny McKerron
Second Year |  Haray Boda goes to tha sea side
Haray Boda could smell.... Pizza! So he ran, but unfortunately he fell over a crocodile and it ate him full.
In the crocodile's stomach: Haray Boda saw an old man, and there he was! Pinoccios Dad, from pinoccio the movie!
"Well Hellow Haray Boda", he said in a very low, chilling voice.
"How do you know my name, Pinocios dad?", said a distraught Haray Boda.
"How do you know mine?", he asked, "Huh?".
"Because I read the book okay! And yes, I am a nerd!", Haray Boda declared.
"Well, I work for the RD.".
"The RD?"
"the rubber duckers!", he said proudly. "I would like you tell you about it, but it's TS!"
"TS?"
"Top secret".
"Hm..".
Haray Boda finally found his way out of the crocodiles behind by going through its digestive system. And there he was, Haray Boda on the seaside, from Haray Boda goes to the Seaside the movie. Haray Boda turned around, and there he was, the crazy Shark! Haray Boda ran for his life, the shark struggled to chase him.
Eventually, Haray Boda found himself on top of a volcano, and there he was, King Julian from Madagascar the movie chanting,
"Chosen one! Chosen one!", Pointing at Haray Boda.
"Me? Oh, why thank you".
At that moment, the crazy shark jumped out and startled Haray Boda, and he fell into the ocean.
Haray Boda saw the light...... and went towards it......
Cliffhanger!!!! There will be a sequal very soon!!!!!
Hope you liked this fanfic!!
the end
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