Banner by the awesome Kelvin

Hi everyone Okai so, for those who don't know me I am Dani Perry the Platypus and this is the journal (he'd prefer me not to call it that but to bad) of my next school charrie, (the brother of Alexis Chosen) Legend. Hehe thanks to my Twinnie who came up with the title and....enjoy?
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February 1st 2066
7:37pm


This is not a diary. This is not a journal.

ARE. YOU. INSANE to think that!?!?!

I’m too much of a boy to have one of those.

This is just a biography, of my life. So technically this is an autobiography. But it isn’t one of those “blah blah blah I killed a dude with only my fist.” autobiographies. This is an awesome, action packed, never even heard of autobiography. This autobiography will change the world forever. IT will move leaders, impress writes, intimidate bullies, change lives, revive countries and make me lots and lots of money.

Of course since this is an autobiography it shouldn’t be publishes till I’m dead right? Wrong. I’m not dying THEN becoming famous like Van Gough or Mozart. Imma child prodigy! My stories need to be told! I cannot be silenced! Anyways I’m getting off topic. So because this is an autobiography no one should be reading this until it’s done. Yeah that’s right I’m talking to you. Quit reading! Stop looking at my autobiography NOW!

……That worked…I think.

Back to business. I know I’m the coolest 8 year old around. I know I’m interesting too. I sooo know that I’m handsome. I know that I’m awesome as well. I know why hugs are evil. I know pink and purple are disgusting colors. I know dinosaurs are amazing creatures. I know pi to the …6 decimal place. And I know how to reduce the aging process. I know.

And Because I know is the reason I am writing this. To share with the world. People aren’t there who are as smart, cool, and awesome as me (which is everyone) should be able to know too.

This is not a diary. This is not a journal.

Are you INSANE to think that?

Probably

Because this is just my auto biography…

As Told By a Legend

- Writen by the aweeesome Legend Chosen

I abolutely love it. Legend is a funny little fella And I commented through IM so I suppose that's all I have to say for now

BWAHHHAAHAAHA!!!

Legend is King alright
Sammy told me to say that

I love this!!!
Legend is really something!!

Cant wait from more Baby Quad!

Aww I love Legend already *squeezes him tight*

Great start, at least now I know what goes on in his mind

Cool Legend is in dah house . That was awesome for a starter Dani . I can't wait to read more

Legend is a conceited awesome little fellow, isn't he? Great start Dani!!! I can't wait to read more

and no, sorry buddy, i didn't listen when you told me to not read anymore.

This is really good! He sounds like my sister to be honest, even though I know that Legend is not a girl and probably does not in truth sound like my sister at all God forbid if he does Can't wait to read more!
xxx

Is it really safe for us to know what goes on in this kid's head? Great start Dani! Legend is totally awesome!

Love it, Dani. Legend's a hilarious dude. He's da King!
pams

Partnuhh this is so good! I love Legend he reminds me of a certain someone when I was younger. me

i think Cy and Legend should get along very well, maybe even butt heads a little bit but I can't wait until they meet!

PAMS Dani this is great stuff!!

If Legend heard you say that he would tell you that he ISNT little mmk?

Sammy is evvvvillllll!!!!!

Thanks Ari.

Thanks Stitch

He is SOOO conceited But thats why I love him.

Your funny Jess.

Hee sooo wouldn't Thanks for reading

It really isn't Shan Soo dangerous.

Chyeah! Of course

Legend reminds you of...you? Scary.

February 3rd 2066
9:30pm

So, I guess I didn't really explain my self that much in my first entry huh? Well, I shall do that now. That's the reason I'm writing this right before my bedtime (and cause if I wrote it out in public people would think I had a diary and I would have to kick 'em)

My name is Prince Legend Chosen the First . One day I shall be KING. King of what you ask? KING OF THE WORLD and make Katie my servant girl. MWAHA. Im also wizard. Which means I can do all magicy stuff like KABOOM. So anyways if you’re thinking "How am I supposed to remember a long name like Prince Legend Chosen the First." That means you haven’t heard my real name.

Lysander Jedidiah Hayden Shiloh Merric Chosen.

YES that’s ALL my name. Seriously, I almost died in kindergarten trying to spell it. You see, the reason why my name is so long is cause: my parents were idiots. They let KIDS pick out my name. Not smart dude.

My first name? Lysander? Came from this play my dad saw by Shakespeare called 'Midsummer’s Night Dream'. I've seen the play. Seriously not a good thing to name your kid after. There's a fairy named PEACHBLOSSOM and a donkey man named BOTTOM. Yeah smart Shakespeare. My dad also named me that cause it had a Y in it. My older bro and sis both have a Y in there names. Don’t ask WHY he couldn't just pick a NORMAL name with a Y in it like...Ryan...or Kyle. My dad's insane.

Jedidiah. What kinda name is that?!?!?! I’m NOT Amish you know!! My mother wanted a "traditional name." Again. Insane.

Hayden. (DUDE THIS HAD A Y TWO WHY COULDNT IT BE MY FIRST NAME?!?!?!) My cousin Amber (who was 14 at the time) chose this one. I like it. It’s NORMAL. The only BAD thing about this name is that it's also a girls name. I don't share my name with girls ok dude? Thank you very much.

Shiloh. I like this name the best. My sis Lexie wanted to name me Shadow though. Like THAT would have been a awesome name. But the adults were all "Noooooo Shadow isn't a name." Idiots. So in the end Amber suggested Shiloh because it kinda sounded like Shadow. Sis wasn't happy but she agreed.

And lastly Merric. My idiot of a brother thought of this one (of course I didn't know that until a couple of months ago). Turns out his favorite video game character was named Merric. Greaaat.

So that's my name yup. It kinda bugs me sometimes causes it’s so long but then I just think "Hey...people with long names get FAMOUS." So then I don’t care. But YOU just call me Prince Legend Chosen the First.

Now I wrote alllloooooooooooootttttttttt About my name. Because...my name is me? Well...more stuff about me....my favorite color is silver....and...I’m TOTALLY AWESOME! Umm....I live in Milan Italy. I’m...8? I go to Milano Olona Accademia (it's a private school that runs from kindergarten to grade 8) I go there with Katie....um. I LOVE mountain boarding. What's that you ask? THE AWESOMEST Sport EVER! It's a little bit of skateboarding and snowboarding combined. I’m a bit of a newbie but I'm getting sooo much better at it every day. So...dude writing this is hard. I guess...I won’t really explain myself anymore cause I’m complicated. You'll under stand me and what I like soon enough though.


Time to explain my family. I won't go into much detail cause they aren't as important as me:

Dad - He is my dad. He goes to work. He feeds me. Wow. He's also pretty cool I guess, buying me toys and stuff. He's usually pretty fun it takes ALOOOOOOTTT to get him mad. I guess that's cause he's an Auror.

Mom - Dead. Never met her. Died when I was a weeee baby. People say I look like her. Which makes me think 0_o DUDE I LOOK LIKE A DEAD LADY!?!?!?

Desirae - She's my step mom. And pretty awesome at that. She washes my clothes which is GOOD cause dad can't wash clothes. (One time my dad turned all my white clothes PINK. Chyeah you know those went in the garbage.) Rae is new to the family...her and my dad just got married a few months ago. I don't call her mom because...I'm not used to calling anyone mom. So it's easier for me to just call her Rae. She's fine with that.

Tyson - Idiot. Fool. Loser. Geek. BAD BROTHER! He's my older brother. I JUST found out about him last year!! The dude ran away from home when I was a baby too! He sucks. I don't like him.

Miguel - Step bro. Can you picture someone worse than Tyson? No. Well this dude IS. He's like...BAD, EVIL! MEAN. DISGUSTING AND A BULLY. But I’m HAPPY he’s off away at school,

Alexis – My older sis. She’s 15 and the awesomest. I like her the most in my family but SHHH don’t tell dad. I kinda miss her right now cause she’s off away at Hogwarts (wizard school)

Savannah – XD Dude she’s not my sister but she might as well be. She also calls me her little protector. She’s awesome like Lex (they are best friends), and her mom treats me as a son. Only problem with that is than I’d have to be related to KATIE

So that’s my family quickly described. Now on to my friends. Since im sooooo popular and awesome I have waaaay too many friends so I cant talk about them all here. Im just gonna tell you about my bests friends:

First theres Kayla. She’s a girl. I know what your thinking YUCK right? But she’s actually kinda pretty cool…I call her Mickey. She usually stops fights between me and Katie.

Then there’s Leah. Another girl I know EW!! But she’s also pretty cool I guess. I just met her recently. She’s smart…..for a girl. And maybe, possibly, a little pretty. But I SWEAR if she pats me on the head like a dog again I’ll bite her.

Next is lil Danny. Dude’s shy. Dudes really shy. DUDE SHOULD GET THE AWARD FOR BEING THE SHYEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. Yet he’s awesome (of course he hangs with me) He’s pretty quite now a days but still awesome old Danny.

Mat comes next dude. He’s the Dude of Dudes. When I become king imma name him my official DUDE! Mat hates girls just as much as I do, loves pranks AND loves boy stuff. See? Soo dudeish.

Theres also William aka Free Willy. He’s…alright…I guess…kinda.

Jae is next: that kid is Flipping awesome!!!! Almost like Mat cept he has a ACCENT! And it makes him AWESOMER!! (if thats possible) He helps danny alot too so thats like.. a big bro little bro thing going on.

Next is Julian. The CALMEST boy EVER. He doesn’t get mad. And he can HANDLE Katie. I know its like ZOMEOMGWTFONACHICKENLEG!!!! Because of that I soo respect him.

And lastly (hehe and leastly XD) There is Katie. She’s a evil little snotty cry baby GIRL brat who thinks she gonna be Queen. (Um EWWWWW NOOO cause IM GONNA BE KING). But she also happens to be my friend. I’ve known her the longest. Since I was 5. SOMETIMES just SOMETIMES she’s ok. But most of the time she a snotty, brat yada yada basically everything I said before.

I have some more school friends but I’ll talk about them tomorrow or something.
So….I think that’s it for today. Im really tired from all this writing. And tomorrow is school . So….later dude!

Hasta La Vista!

- Prince LJHSMC Legend

*gigglesnorts* Even though you forgot Jae the first time....I still loved it! Legend is in his own category when it comes to funny

I love that he said Leah was kinda pretty

The best part was probably when he described Katie and when he said she would be his servant girl

Can't wait for more Quad #4!

Absolutely BRILLIANT! AWW! Savannah's honored to be in there Rae is awesome! Haha! XD Julian's was absolutely perfect. So very true. But wouldn't biting Leah if she pats him on the head again be more like a dog thing to do?

Oh so he is
I was just reading Katie's Diary and she was saying she is Queen

Hmmmm Interesting



That made me laugh out loud!
Awesome

Haha you got Danny dead on
Dannny would soooo win that with flying colors
and he is glad you think he is kool

And I love how he got Lil in front of his name

Loved it Baby Quad!!

Legend is hilarious

Sammy: Or is he in love?

Lmfaooo.


Sooooo I was stalking Josey and just so happened to read this itty bitty bundle of cheeky randomness.


*eats the 8 year old* The way you have him written reminds me sooooooo freakin' much of IC Leo [Lizzie's LEGENDARY charrrie from a few terms back] and if you know/heard of ANYTHING related to Leo, you know that he was absofreakin'lutely amazing in every wayyy. Keep writing him in that way and you just might find yourself a flock of fangirls as soon as you get to Hogwarts. [Mind you, that comes with people from the other side of the playground who want you dead!]

I shall continue stalking.

zomg Partnuh I was cracking up at that SOO hard ^ Legend is so funny I love reading this

So many things I want to quote in there, it was classic!! Good Job Dani add more soon!!!!

Free Willie? LMAO ok Legend doesn't know Will that well so it's understandable But he will soon enough and then he'll realize just how weird Willie is

Too many things to quote here, this is just priceless

Ha ha. It's awesome!
Pams!

eeeep... new reader...

i love it... Gosh...

PAMS PAMS PAMS...

=nat=

I said I was sorry!! Hehe and yeah I wonder why he would say Leah was kinda pretty

SHUSH with the dog thing.

Stac Sam must have alot of bruises now from being kicked right?

That made me laugh. Legend the next Leo XD Ohhh boy. Thanks for reading!

Thank you Partnuh

I know! They'll get to know each other better soon

Thanks

Thank you for reading glad you like


Ok folks more to come veeerrry soon

February 4th, 2066
5:32pm

Ahh, I love today. Want to know why I love today? Today is Thursday. Thursday means no ballet. You must must be saying O.O WHAT The prince/ soon to be king does BALLET.

Well yes I do.

Let me make my self clear however. I DO NOT WEAR A TUTU. I DO NOT WEAR PINK. I DO NOT ENJOY WEARING LEOTARDS AND I DID NOT WANT TO JOIN BALLET. You see.....I have a slight kicking people problem. And I'm not really "graceful" So Rae and my dad were talking about that. And she was all "Oh if Legend joined ballet he would be more graceful." But you know dad didn't take her serious cause well...its ME. Then stupid big mouth Tyson came out of no where and agreed with her. And next thing you know I end up in ballet with Katie. Oh.. joy

There are other boys in ballet too so that makes it a TINY bit better. Like the oh so awesome Carter Le...some long Italian last name. Anyways I just call him Carter. He is like... the AWESOMEST. He goes to my school and is one grade ahead of me. He goes to my ballet and in my swimming class.

Today is also a good day because!!! Guess whhhatt??? I found out I made the siwmming team. Not the school swimming team. Its like an official team for Jr swimmers. Carter is in that too. It awesome cause we're gonna swim in competition are stuff. I was already in some competition and I won no problem. But sine this is offical its gonna be much harder. So that means that swimming class is gonna be way more intense. And I have to figure out what kind of swimming i'm the best at (of course freestyle but THAT doesnt count). I'll figure out later.


So I went to the park earlier to play with my friend Jordan. Alot of people call him weird. But he so isn't! I mean just because he wears oversized clothes and biker glasses and...ok he is a bit weird but duh thats why im his friend OBVIOUSLY!

Yeah anyways getting off topic. Me and Jordan were talking about a top secert project we started a long time ago. The Girlimanator (ok i dunno if this is spelled right but to bad). YES! The Girlimanator. Tomorrow he's gonna come over and we are gonna put it together. You see The Girlimanator is a special drink that destroys all the girls in the world! Or....we hope so. Ok maybe not all the girls. Maybe only the ones with cooties.

And YES it is nessisary! Do you know how DANGEROUS cooties are? They can ruin your life! Kill you! And the cootie shot just ain't cutting it anymore my friend. The cooties are getting stronger and stronger and we must eliminate them, before they get to us. Cooties are a threat to our society!

So The Girlimanator is needed. You see its a drink that contains cootie get riderers. It may or may not end up killing the person but thats not our fault! Hopefully it will only drive all the girls with cooties out of town to a big ditch where they will live and make their own cootie town. OR get ride of the cooties...I kinda like the first idea though.

Wanna know out first test subject?

Katie Mae.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

So, The Girlimanator, imma tell you whats in it, (just because by the time anyone reads this it will be to late for the girls). Ok! Hot Chocolate mix, milk, blue jello (NO OTHER COLOR PEOPLES), kiwi (the fruit not the bird DUH), lollipops, jelly beans, some mud, salt and vinegar chips, some of the vanilla extract (the thing you bake with its kinda black and it smells good), then chocolate icecream. You mix it all up in a blender. Then put it in the fridge to cool. (please don't ask how we came up with this we are smart)

Then since Katie lives like on my block and always comes to my house I'll give her "chocolate milk" when she is thirsty. She wont think its suspicious cause I am lactose intolerant so she won't think its weird that I'm not drinking any. And the "chocolate milk" just so happens to look like The Girlimanator. So then she'll drink it and the first test will be made!!

MWAHAHA.

Ok writing in this thing is getting boring i'm gonna play video games.

Hasta La Vista!

- One of the creators of The Girlimanator
coming to a store near you

*Dies* Legend is a riot. That made me laugh alot! Legend's being Katie seys Legends roadkill when she gets her hands on him Anywho! LOVE it Twinnie!

Dude Legend can make me laugh for days!!

I wonder it Katie takes the bait

This was.....AMAZING!!! Legend is hilarious as usual

That was pretty much my favorite paragraph Great job Dani