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| | Honeydukes Cellar (Incomplete FF) Here is the home to those stories who didn't quite get told in full. | 
04-24-2007, 09:53 AM
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| | Quintaped
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 59,974
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Robert Allyn Winchester
First Year |  Three is all you need - Sa13+ Runs With Vampires
Late one night in the TP, I got bored and decided to write a fanfic. My short attention span limited me to three sentences. My captive audience said nice things about my mini fanfics so I decided to make a thread following this theme.
Tonight's stories...
The Plotless Wonder
"WHAT?" Ginny shouted into the phone again.
"Honestly woman, turn your volume down. It's a cellphone, not a megaphone" came the voice down the line.
"Sorry Harry" Ginny said.
Plotbunnies are not made of chocolate
The door opened.
"What do you think, Hermione?"
"Change your hair BACK to it's natural colour Ronald. Now"
Even Dark Lords need Love
"And what did you say your name was?" Voldemort asked.
"Delores Umbridge, my lord" she replied, batting her eyelashes and trying to look as sultry as possible.
"Avada Kedavra"
Plot holes let the breeze in
Snape did a final twirl, his bathrobe flying out to the sides revealing his purple polka dot pyjamas, his slippered feet gliding across the dungeon floor.
The door to his office opened.
"Good evening, Professor Lockhart" Snape said with a start.
My Plot ate your plot for breakfast
The Death Eaters and Order of the Phoenix stood on opposite sides of the room.
Snape stood in the center.
"Is this really about who is right, or is everyone just a little on edge because they're hungry? he said.
Disclaimer... yes, i stole this from a snickers ad.
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04-24-2007, 11:20 PM
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|   MLEWerewolf
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First Year | Ama!Nabs IS NAMED MINHO & Is SO Black Panther Right Now
LOL. Niiiiiiiiiice mini fics. lol I especially like the first two.
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04-25-2007, 12:04 AM
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Rupert is My Man!
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Originally Posted by Kirsypooh Plot holes let the breeze in
So do my boxers a.k.a. The horcrux.  I got an early copy of DH. Honest.
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04-25-2007, 05:53 AM
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| | Quintaped
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First Year | Runs With Vampires
Because I'm Worth It
"You look different Severus, but I can't quite put my finger on what's changed" Albus Dumbledore said.
Snape just smirked as Albus looked over him, his eyebrows furrowed in concentration.
"Is that... eyeliner?"
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04-25-2007, 06:02 AM
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| | Acromantula
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lol. I am loving the mini fics Kirstie.
Like the last one annnddd #3 from the first post -snorts- | |
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04-25-2007, 06:08 AM
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| | Imp
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Originally Posted by Taking Back Kirstie  Because I'm Worth It
"You look different Severus, but I can't quite put my finger on what's changed" Albus Dumbledore said.
Snape just smirked as Albus looked over him, his eyebrows furrowed in concentration.
"Is that... eyeliner?"  
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04-26-2007, 12:22 AM
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| Comet aka FredK/O Fred's Last Laugh Puffskein
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Oh this is brilliant!  Kirstie is genius. It is official.
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04-27-2007, 06:39 AM
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| | Quintaped
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First Year | Runs With Vampires
Even Professors need time off.
A tropical breeze blew through the palm trees as Albus attempted to bodyboard on the smallest waves ever.
"stupid staff vacation waste of my time" Snape grumbled under his breath from under his cloak, where he was hiding from the evil sunshine.
"Shut up and pass the sunscreen Severus" Minerva replied.
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04-28-2007, 09:37 AM
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 I luff it! I luff it!
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05-22-2007, 09:14 AM
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| | Quintaped
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Joining the Family Business
"The time has come, Draco, for you to officially join the Death Eaters and do your part to aide in the return to power of our leader, Lord Voldemort. Any questions?" Lucius said solemly.
"Just one - do I have to wear the stupid mask?" Draco replied.
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05-22-2007, 12:44 PM
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| | Graphorn
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Hah, they're awesome 
*sniggers at the stupid mask*
And 'Even Dark Lords need love' cracks me up still
Keep on writing them, they rock ;] | |
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05-23-2007, 07:18 AM
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| | Quintaped
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Robert Allyn Winchester
First Year | Runs With Vampires
Wood, Oliver Wood - Professional Quidditch Injuree
His eyes opened slightly, and all he could see was white light - this is it, i've been killed playing quidditch he thought to himself.
"Am I dead?"
"No Oliver, although you're going to wish you were once the coach gets through with you for scoring for the other team after you got hit by that first bludger" Marnie said, trying not to laugh.
Dedicated to Jor for suggesting the character
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05-30-2007, 04:15 AM
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06-05-2007, 08:46 AM
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| | Quintaped
Join Date: Nov 2003
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First Year | Runs With Vampires
There's something in the water...
Draco couldn't believe what he was reading. He was used to getting A's in Potions, but this was just... wrong.
A++++ Happy Birthday Draco *hugs*
Dedicated to the Birthday Boy, Draco.
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06-15-2007, 04:03 AM
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| | Hungarian Horntail
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First Year | Brain Twin | MASTAH ASHURRII | Reisdent PokeNerd | Digifangirl
I LOVE THESE KIRSTIE!
Srsly. These are great, and make a good giggle. Ahahahhaha I can't wait for some more -poises self in anticipation-
This is getting subscribed =D | |
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06-18-2007, 09:14 PM
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|  George's One & OnlyPuffskein
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Haha, these are great!
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06-19-2007, 12:44 AM
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| | Horklump
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Amazing. To make people laugh in three lines!
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06-24-2007, 09:00 AM
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| | Quintaped
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First Year | Runs With Vampires
A clash of generations
Draco raised his hand at the annual meeting of the Death Eaters.
"What is it Draco?" Lucius asked, sick already of his son's numerous and for the most part, completely ridiculous suggestions.
"What if... instead of Dark Mark Tattoos, how about we all get bling Dark Mark necklaces" he said, beaming at the other Death Eaters and wondering why they were pointing and laughing.
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06-24-2007, 07:04 PM
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I can totally see Draco wearing Dark Mark bling xD | |
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06-25-2007, 03:12 AM
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| George's One & Only Puffskein
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Ahaha, i'd like some of that bling.
PAMS!
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08-07-2007, 06:17 PM
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| | Graphorn
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