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This is the Quotable Quips thread, a place in SS Hogwarts Haven made just for keeping the events/posts that are just too good to lose. Of course, as all good threads go, there are a couple of rules:
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Having already visited the courtyard and the gate in search of a good spot to practice her transfiguration, Wesley finally arrived at the lake. There. Empty. Well, it wasn't exactly empty, but she was far enough from everyone else that it didn't really matter. And it wasn't like she was going to move anywhere else. This was as far as she was going to walk from the castle. A safe distance from the lake (Welsey could swim. But that didn't mean she liked to.), the tiny girl crouched down on her haunches, staring at a small pebble in the grass.
I can do this. she chanted to herself. Pulling her wand out, she prepared to do some vanishing. Wesley raised her wand, opened her mouth,...and stopped. She couldn't do it. Wesley didn't want to make the rock disappear. She liked the pebble; grey and not quite round or oval. How would she feel if someone made her disappear? Awful. It wasn't nice; it was cruel. And besides, the professor had said when you vanished something it was everywhere. That means it was INSIDE Wesley. She shuddered, the idea of a pebble in her too hard to deal with. She had barely made it through the lesson, every time someone shouted "Evanesco!" she could just feel the gummy worms and mice filling her up, under her nails, in her nose, between her toes, stuck in her belly button. Everywhere.
Legs starting to hurt, Wesley fully sat down, deep in thought. She didn't want to make the pebble disappear. It was so mean! It would be gone. Forever. And she didn't want to fill others, picnicking and talking so happily around her, with pebbles. Wesley knew she wouldn't like it if someone filled her up with a little rock. Or something else...another shudder shook her frail body. If only the professor had told her how to make things reappear. Then she wouldn't be feeling this bad. He had said later that they would learn. But later wasn't soon enough! And Wesley was not a patient person.
Letting out a small moan, she readjusted her position and whacked her head with her wand. Stupid Wesley! Stupid Wesley! Just vanish the pebble! But she DIDN'T WANT TO!!! Wesley wondered what would happen if she didn't turn in the assignment. Father would be so mad. And Jake- she really wanted to make up for headbutting him. And Vanessa. And that Hufflepuff girl in her grade. And Jack. And Reese. Even though they weren't in her house. She needed the house points- Hufflepuff was down 28. Everyone would be angry if she didn't do her homework. I HAVE TO DO THIS!!!
Inhaling a BIG breath, Wesley closed her eyes, wand pointed. "Evanesco!" she whispered quickly, swirling her wand in a tight circle. She sat still for a few seconds, then opened her eyes. The pebble was gone. Gone. It had totally disappeared. The pebble was somewhere in a different dimension; it was everywhere. It was INSIDE HER. It was inside EVERYONE. But most importantly- the pebble's life was gone. It was DEAD. It would never see the sunshine or feel the rain. The tiny rock wouldn't ever watch the seasons pass or hear the students laughter. She had killed it. Tears rolled down Wesley's check; she bit her lip, silencing the sobs that still escaped like hiccups. "It's over," she told herself, voice shaking, "done."
Almost tripping on her robes, the little girl stood, "I promise to make you reappear. Someday," she solemnly told the spot where the pebble had once been.
Turning around, Wesley ran back to the common room, robes flying behind her, so that she could journal down her assignment.
Still on his table-turned-raft, Peeves gushed out of the girl's dorm room. He was dressed in a striped bathing costume and had yellow floaties on his arms with little duckie-shaped heads on them. He had a snorkel set on and swim fins on his feet.
"MY HEEEEEERO!!! " He declared in the same high, girlish voice, his arms held out to Professor Truebridge as the wave of water rushed Peeve's 'raft' toward him. "Oh, Jack, I'll nevah let go!!!"
He held his hand out to him and burst into song:
"You're.... HEEEEEEEEERE.... there's NOOOOOOTHING I fear...
And I
KNOOOOOW
that my heart will go onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!"
He cackled wildly as his raft approached Professor Truebridge, fluttering his eyelashes coquettishly and extending his arms to Truebridge, his hero, his savior from this water-logged ship school.
I couldn't let this nugget of superb RPing get away
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So, yeah, I got a BIG laugh out of this post I just love how Jack took that one little statement Reese said and flew away with it. Arriving at the conclusion that she likes him.
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Originally Posted by Miss Lissy Lou
Jack's mouth fell open in horror. "That's awful! I can't believe that! That's like--inhumane. It's not right," he said, shaking his head in disgust. That guy was like, a vampire or something.
He was just about to tell her that she didn't need to worry about hurting his feelings, when he heard her say something that made him stop dead in his tracks. I still find it cute that you like Astronomy so much. Cute? CUTE? That--that word did NOT belong in any sentence that related back to Jack Fritzera. Or, at least, it never had before. No one had ever said anything about Jack was CUTE.
Oh good Merlin, she didn't...she didn't LIKE him did she? Jack could suddenly feel his cheeks heating up and blushing, and his palms were getting sweaty. Gross. Anyways, she hadn't meant that by her little statement, had she? But oh lordy, what if she did? Did she think that HE was cute? No, that was impossible--he was tall and gangly and way too hairy for a fifth year--no, there was no way. Was there? No no no! This had never happened to him before, EVER. What if she really DID like him? Would she want him to be her boyfriend? Jack had never had a girlfriend before--cause duh, no one had been interested--so he had no idea what he was doing! He'd be a rubbish boyfriend!
Oh my god, Reese Upstead wanted Jack to be a her boyfriend. This was horrifying!
"You know, erm, I have to get going!" Jack exclaimed, his voice coming out WAY too high and unnatural. "I forgot that I have to uh--feed my frog. To my cat. NO, I mean, I have to feed my frog AND my cat! And then, uh...tutor...someone," he finished lamely.
He stood there staring at her for a few more seconds before finally giving her a quick wave. "Bye!" he exclaimed before turning and power walking down the corridor.
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I just..... hahaha. I love Warren Prosko.
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Originally Posted by obsession8888
Warren Prosko went froze, green eyes wide. Did she just kiss him on the cheek? Actually?! Or had he been imagining it? What just happened? Questions flooded his brain as he sunk into shock.
Mind reeling, he attempted to pull himself together just for a few seconds which led to an epic fail. All he needed to do was act calm enough to get out of there without insulting Evolette. But too many emotions were rushing through him right now for him to form coherent thought.
Lifting his hand to touch his cheek where her lips had just touched him, he stared at her, wondering if he should just walk away before he made even more of a fool of himself. Opening his mouth, words were spilled out. "Hopefully they do. But I gotta go..." He trailed off and picked up again. "To the bathroom." He invented wildly. Warren just had to get out of there and recollect his thoughts. "Bye!" He said, hurriedly, turning around quickly causing a small collision between him and a small third year. Not capable of finding the words to even apologize, Warren booked it out of the corridor and into the nearest bathroom.
I was just stalking the Dungeon Corridor and came across this....
Being a Hufflepuff girl I'm sure I should be offended!
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Originally Posted by Leeness
"Wow," Varius said rather surprised, "That's really dedicated of you Professor Kazimeriz... to help out in your condition. I salute your efforts and I hope the dungeons come out all spic and span." Clearly Varius is immune to such things known as sarcasm. "Actually, if you feel up to it, the Hufflepuff Common Room could do with a bit of a flooding, I think. I swear those Hufflepuff girls fart more times than fish swim... you know, cause it's a lot," he said helping Kazi out, just incase the operation had left his brain sleepy.
Oh? He was to go back now? Maybe he should help! Kazi might faint or something! Topple! And obviously Varius is completely oblivious to all of his wonderful and capable Professor's at this point. "Well sir, i'm just pleased your okay. If you need any help, just call and i'd be happy to get a bucket and move some of this water to the lake..." not that that would help in the slightest, "Or I could get a mop and help with the cleaning... or maybe a wheelchair? You know... just incase."
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Varius Tipps, everyone, your resident Hogwarts Shoe-Stealin Weirdo.
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Originally Posted by Leeness
Lily pads were nice, sure, and fun, certainly. BUT, everyone else was bothering with the lily pads and standing on them and directing their classmates that Varius did not see how he could POSSIBLY be needed. Instead he eyed the shoesss. Oh the pretty, pretty shoes!!! He ran over to where people had removed their footwear and smuggled a couple of pairs, shoving them up his shirt. He quickly, and stealthily ran to behind puffapod and flutterby rows.
He dropped all the shoes he managed to take onto the ground before him, before sitting his backside beside them. He grabbed a couple and began to tap them on the grass, moving them about as if they were action figures. "HAAAYAAA! Take that Ms Heel! Nuuu uhhhh! You take THAT Sir Suede Slip-On!" He began bashing the shoes together in the mock shoe battle that it was! Bwhahahahaha! "But it is truly the wellington that rules da worrrrrrrrrlddd," he said raising the green rubber boot and stomping it on all of the others , "NOMNOMNOMNOM."
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"Cameron Karsten!" Karma yelled from her own lily pad. "WHAT on earth do you think you're doing?! You're gonna get sick!"
Aw crap. She was stuck in a lily pad maze of students with no way to move about. There HAD to be a way to get around here somehow. So, even though she had her shoes off, she got down on her knees while still in the center, and what? Oh yeah. She had to use her HANDS to push the water.
EWEWEWEW. Pond slime. GROSS.
"Juuust wait till I get you," she said, peddling closer. "I should TOTALLY -- whaaaaat is HE doing?"
ZOMG. That looked like fun. And since BunBunz was in the water...
Nah. Karma just giggled as she was kneeling down on the lily pad, concentrating on getting over to Cam's.
Karma rolled her eyes at Cope.
"Oh puh-LEASE Copernicus," Karma said, floating by. "You can't be menacing. You're a big stuffed teddy bear, remember?"
She pulled a Plym wink as she continued to float by to the other side of Cam. Ohh man. That little kid was in trouble biiig time by his -- ahem -- "sister".
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Originally Posted by dingDong
Cam looked at the really big Ravenclaw boy and really didn't like a lecture--except from when it's from professors and all. This one... this one didn't like his way of fun which was just meaaaaaaan. Why did every older student have to tell him what to do? He was fuhreeeee in this world--or so he thought. And this guy used big Ravenclaw'd words... what the heck did abhorrent mean? It had ab... in it... it could have meant he had aabbsss. Nahh. It had ab in it still, so maaaybe it meant similar to like... abnormal or irregular or something like that. Bleh. If only he brought a dictionary.
"Fiiiiine, Mister Lifeguard sir, buuu--," oh noes... he turned around and saw the surprised yet shocked expression of Karma Atkins; his somewhat friend that he thought was some sort of a bigger sister. Well she really was his sister actually. Just a long-lost sister, separated and all.
He would even get a blooood test just to prove it. He looked at his hands and well, the huuuurt. STOOOPID PRICKLEY UNDERSIDES. Karma was there in an instant and he prepared to be faced by another lecture but she only told Mister Lifeguard that ... he was a big teddy bear. Well he did look like a bear. Because of his insane looks... Cam didn't know how to explain it, but you could call it that?
"Big teddy bear? I don't think Mister Lifeguard is ... a teddy bear. He looks like some wrestler or something..." PFFT WELL HE DIIIID. Wait. Teddy bear? WAS KARMA FLIIIIIRTING? NO. He could NOT take Karma flirting with other guys and that Hufflepuff kid he saw today was OK but definitely this guy had a chaaance! She could be stolen away from him! "Um... Mr. Teddy Bear--can I call you Ted? Yeah Ted, you should stay away from her," he said, forgetting about the boy's name and simply calling him Ted, "see she has ... raaaabies."
Yes he was THAT desperate. HMPH. Cam steepped caaarefully through each lily pad until he was on land. "Byeeee Mr. Teddy Bear and Karmie!" And with that, he left off to get the homework parchment but didn't realize he had taken two pieces of parchment instead of one.
The resident shoe-stealer Huffie Odd!MAAAN strikes again!
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Originally Posted by Leeness {Ancient Runes, Lesson 1}
Varius raised his hand, trying to keep his attention away from those NOMABLE sweets, "Well the first letter in Elder Futhark is E, miss." Varius stared at all his classmates strangely could they not spell? Unless it was a silent Elder, in which case it would be F... or maybe he just sucked at Runes? Were there any rhubarb and custard!? MMMMM.
Sarah who had been sat on a chair suddenly saw the water. "eww this is gross." She said as she looked at her shoes and quickly put her books back in her bags. "Professor look at my shoes there ruined." She cried as she started to stare at the water. "This is so unfair." She said as she took one shoe out of the water to see if it could be saved. To her eyes it didn't look like it, she looked down at the water it was definitely raising maybe she should get out of there before it became any higher. She saw this girl she had never met. "I think we should go." she thought they should go didn't she know they should go.
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Hearing the professor's orders Melanie started toward the door ready to get well out of there, but somethign she saw on the way out stopped her in her tracks.
Right but while other people were fainting, others were busy flipping out over there shoes. Wacko. Normally Melanie wouldn't have been so bitter, but she was afraid, she couldn't help it. "Why," Melanie began, staring at the girl skeptically. "In the world would you care. We gotta go or- or like we're all gonna die!" she informed her promptly.
Oh no. She wasn't panicking at all. Nope, not her.
Kazimeriz raised an eyebrow, bemused. "Ah... Cari. Dear, sweet Cari. It is alright, you do not have to pretend for my sake. I understand... you needed a confidant, so you have been sharing our secret with Mr. Tipps." He nodded. " Well, I certainly hope that you can keep a secret, Tipps. There will be quite a price to pay if you cannot hold your tongue." Kazimeriz looked from Tipps and back to Cari. He moved closer to her, looking down to her and leaning in as he softly spoke. "Cari. We should speak. I am sure you are hurt- perhaps angry- and I am truly sorry for what happened... but there is no need to take up with Lawson to... to try to hurt me. I am sorry." He reached his ancient, arthritic, liver-spotted hand out to her cheek, touching it gently.
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Originally Posted by Colley ♥
Evolette wasn't sure how to feel about this.
One) She was glad she wasn't rooming with the Ravenclaws.
Two) She wanted her own Common Room back.
Three) She now had to share a Common Room with Terry.
It was a VERY good thing that they were finally on speaking terms, or this would be a highly awkward situation.
Flicking her hair off of her shoulder, she entered the Gryffindor Common Room, to see that there weren't very many of her fellow Slytherins in there. It was a bit odd to walk into a room full of Gryffindors.
...had she flirted with anyone's boyfriend lately?
No... she should be good. Whew.
One thing that was good about all of this. BOYS. All those cute, self righteous, Gryffindor to the core boys. They were rather fun. She should know, she did date one for two years. However, her blue eyes landed on Vampire!Cam, and she unconsciously took a few steps back.
What if he tried to eat her hand again? Maybe she could tempt him with some of her new conditioner. Barter for her life!
Chris Potter (Gryffindor Prefect) and Celandine Toussaint's conversation. She is under the effects of a potion.
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Originally Posted by Celandine
"Did Cale Newell share with you the secrets of hair gel and wonderwitch products when he handed over his badge?" Genuine curiousity. Mixed with judgement. She was looking at his hair and making up her mind about things.
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Originally Posted by DanialRadFAN01
Chris smiled. Yep she was loopy. He felt up at his styled hair. It did have some gell. "Well Cale didnt tell me, I use it on my own. But i did talk to him about hair stuff before." Now he was just winging it to humor her, he had never talked hair products with Anna's fiancee. ()
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Originally Posted by Celandine
"Must be a Gryffindor thing because y'all use TOO MUCH." Celandine told him, absently running her fingers through her own hair.
"Did Kazimeriz send you on a quest all around the school too? Did he take any points from you? He really likes taking points from me but he's still my favourite professor."
Celandine lay herself down on the ground next to the ladder and stared at the rungs.
More!
This was in the classsroom rules thread for CoMC! Its just so darn hilarious to me.
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Regarding Injuries:
Do not roleplay gruesome or serious injuries. Getting bit by a garden gnome is fine, as is being lightly scratched by a Bowtruckle — being trampled by winged horses, however, is not.
If you do want to RP getting injured send a PM to Professor Morgan. Special exceptions may be made.
It looks like if you want a beating from a professor just pm Liisa and she can arrange it! Just kidding
I can see her unleashing the creatures. "You want to get hurt? Sick 'em boys!"
Lisa: Haha! Why am I just now seeing this? And you better believe I'd use the creatures for my bidding.
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so tammy and her best friend eva were just talking about the flood and tammy was talking to her fishie norris. and it all erupted. bear in mind some posts from Vanessa Corbette missing.
I LOVE NORRIS.
SPOILER!!: Tammy + Rachel (leprefect)'s argument over water... ITS LONG
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Originally Posted by fire_faerie
Can't revise - noisy common room - stupid first years - invent spell to make them shut up - illegal - stupid laws - fetch Jake - calm, Rachel - OUT! Rachel fumed as she grabbed her books and supplies and practically burst out of the Ravenclaw tower, intending on finding a place that she could work with no one interrupting her. Seriously, why couldn't people just understand that SOME of them needed to study every spare moment since their WHOLE future would be shaped in just over half a year when OWLs came around! And really, how is it possible to be THAT loud? I mean - come ON, SIX year olds weren't that that rowdy!
Robes billowing behind her, the Prefect walked down to the lake in complete and utter silence - every step making her calmer, which was lucky since if anyone would annoy her now she would be capable of hexing them into next week - Prefect or not.
Aha! Nice place to relax and read up on last year's Astronomy work! she thought to herself with a smile as she spotted an area not too far from where she was standing and swiftly changed her course and made a beeline for it.
Sitting down, she made herself comfortable and was about to take out her Astronomy book from her bag when she noticed two Hufflepuff girls talking about a meter from where she was sitting. Great - now what? Leave and look rude or stay and chat?
"He- Hello," Rachel said with a smile, careful not to let her annoyance show in her voice or expression. After all, it wasn't their fault first years couldn't keep their talkative mouths shut for two seconds... And Rachel was a nice person - a person who wasn't mad at innocent people, right? Right.
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Originally Posted by midget ♥
Tammy was silent as she heard the wind pick up more leaves and rustled them. But what was even more beautiful was the ripples over the surface of the lake. "Look, a likkle fishieeee." Tammy squealed. Ever the immature one of the pair she was. "It was real cute. Honest." She revealed to her best friend as she leant forward and trickled her fingers over the top of the water and felt the scales of the often never ever seen fishie run along her fingers.
As far as she was concerned the girls were alone with the fishiee. "Im calling it Norris." She smiled softly as the breeze picked up her hair and blew it into her face. But by the time she had brushed it out of her face another girl was sitting a tiddly bit further up. Tammy didnt know her but by the big prefect badge on her robes she took it as she was going to be a pompus prat really, like many prefects.
Mr Denton in particular.
"He- Hello,"
Tammy looked at Eva and raised her eybrows mouthing the simple word, "prefect" to her and sighed. "Hi." Tammy replied in the tone of whatcha want, so pretty much it was arrogant. Ah, another badge, shes a Ravenclaw. Ravenclaw! Bugger, maybe Tammy and Eva had to share a common room with her. Ha, maybe she regretted saying it in that tone now.
After a few moments of though she realised she actually didnt regret it, that girl had interupted her time with Norris the fishie.
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Originally Posted by fire_faerie
Rachel blinked. Oh - ok, well fine. I was only trying to be nice! Biting her lip slightly, she felt the social part of her brain begin to kick in - a little rustily since it hadn't been needed for a long time up until now. She placed her hands on her needs and closed her eyes briefly before replying. There would be no use in starting a shouting match; and if Rachel hadn't calmed herself, then she knew that she would begin one without a problem.
Ok, what is wrong with these Hufflepuff girls?!"Erm yes, I am aware of my status," she replied icily, then bit her tongue -hard- to stop herself from saying more. Really, did they think she was blind? Or deaf? She was wasting precious studying time to engage in a verbal banter with these two girls and they weren't even grateful for it!
"Sorry - yes, hi. Erm," she said, her tone forcefully a lot less icy and more welcoming. She searched with her eyes for something that she could use to start a conversation when the two gray pupils fell on the girls' shoes. "Why are your shoes wet?" she ended up saying, her mouth pursing into a small line as she studied the girl's feet. Plus, that weird fish girl's tights were also grimy... Man, out of all the girls in Hogwarts I had to stumble on the two weirdest ones?
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Originally Posted by midget ♥
Wow, the prefect could lippread, she was smarter than Tammy had origionally anticipated. "Well thats good isnt it." Tammy remarked nearly matching the icy tone the girl had used. Tammy wasnt usually like this but she had interrupted the girls private chat and FISHIEEE TALK. (ha fish obsessed)
"Hi,." Tammy replied again getting more bored by the second of this conversation. The girl looked as though she was sucking a lemon and it suited her status in the school. Pompus even more with the fact she was still trying to make conversation but was getting nowhere.
Their shoes? Oh this should be fun. "Flooding. Looks like we may be forced to stay with the Ravenclaws." Tammy grimaced, she wasnt looking forward to sharing a common room, if she had to, with this pompus girl. And what if she targeted her and gave her detention. Oh gawd what was Tammy getting herself into? It was the girls fault right?
Tammy nodded, "yeah arent you?"
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Originally Posted by fire_faerie
Ok, this was utterly insane. She had escaped the current madhouse known as the Ravenclaw common room only to be confronted by the most Slytherin-like Hufflepuff girls she had ever seen. Sheesh, are they made of ice or have their voices just always been this nasty?
"Huh?" Rachel very wisely asked as she blinked between the two girls. Why on EARTH would she be seeing more of them two? If it was up to her, she'd go through all the rest of her time at Hogwarts without ever seeing these two again. They were seriously off their rocker if they thought she liked them...
"WHAT?! The water rose? To the KITCHEN LEVEL?!" the fifth year almost shouted as she listened to the Hufflepuff girl explain. Her eyes went wide and she sat up very straight as the information seeped into her brain - one bit at a time. Dangnabbit! "Is everyone out? Did the water rise any more than your ankles? Do Dominic and Vanessa have everything under control? How bad was it?" the questions seemed to shoot off her tongue faster than she thought about them. She shuddered slightly at the memory of the murky green water - if there was one thing she was sure of, it was the fact that she would never, EVER, feel the same way about a dark body of water ever again.
"So the Hufflepuffs are going to stay with us? I mean, you are going to stay with the Ravenclaws? Are you sure? Did a teacher confirm this?" she asked, slightly put out by this piece of knowledge. Not only would she be forced to see these two dunderheads every day, but this move would mean that the common room will now house twice the amount of tiny, annoying and loud first years. GAH!
Blink. Blink blink."How is that even relevant now? And no, we do not know EVERYTHING - no one knows everything. How do you expect me to know about this when all I've been doing for the last week is my homework and going to classes. Honestly!" she said, clearly annoyed by the way this conversation was turning out. Seriously, what did I do to deserve all this?!
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Originally Posted by midget ♥
"To the kitchen level." Tamzin nodded slowly just ensuring that the girl was understanding as she really didnt seem to be cottoning on to the simple word flooding. And the head surely chose the prefects because they were pretty smart right? Obviously this girl wasnt the smartest one of the bunch.
"Yeah, everyone got out. Our prefects were fine." No need to try and seem concerned now. "Very bad. No belongings left." Tammy couldnt have spelt it out easier to the girl and she was getting preety fed up of having to go through it again. Why couldnt the hufflepuffs had been first to get flooded then maybe they woudl have ended up with the gryffindors. Green water and tights didnt work well together and Tammy was preety annoyed that she didnt have anywhere to sleep or change her clothes as of that moment.
"Think so," The pair had said that. Both fo them had infact, did she really need it confirmed by then a third time? "No, not a teacher but where else are we gonna stay?" Simple rhetorical question. It didnt even need an answer but the prefect before her was obviously going to try to answer it.
"So prefects do do work?" Tammy asked in mock shock. She hadnt needed to even know what the girl had been spending her time doing. Surely prefects were meant to know more because they had their duties, btu if this girl was too busy. OOO,, maybe she didnt deserve to be prefect...
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Originally Posted by fire_faerie
"Well I'm glad," Rachel said, relief evident in her voice as she heard that Dominic and Vanessa were ok, along with the rest of the house. Although WHY they didn't just leave these two in the flood was beyond Rachel...
No belongings? Now that must suck..."Well, I'm sure Hogwarts will supply you with everything you need, and you could just use spells to clean your clothes," she said, honestly trying to be nice to these two brats girls. Ok, so maybe they had gotten off on the wrong foot - but that didn't mean they had to remain like this, did it? Rachel couldn't foresee them EVER being friends, but they could be neutral.
Ok, now she was mad. She was trying to be nice and all she was getting in return was a degrading tone that clearly suggested they were beneath her. They might be older than her, but she was still miles above them because she was willing to overlook this and THEY were being CHILDISH!
She clamped her hands into tight fists by her sides to keep herself from doing something she might regret. "Dear, if a teacher hasn't comfirmed it, then ou might not be residing with the Ravenclaws. Did you forget that they put the Slytherins in the Astronomy tower first? Maybe they'll stick you in the Divination tower and clean up you common room before you guys are forced out like the Slytherins were," she said, using an excruciatingly polite voice that was intended on calming herself down.
Sure enough, the Prefect was now relaxed enough to loosen her hands but she still remained in a tense position, just in case the other girl might do something that will earn her a week in detention, if Rachel had a say about it.
"Oh shut up," Rachel looked skywards and leaned back onto her bag, refusing to let herself get caught up again. If this girl was too thick to understand that the fact that she did Prefect duties wasn't worth mentioning since it was OBVIOUS! Plus, all her duties for this term (before the Holidays) had been located on the upper floors so she COULDN'T have known of any flooding. Idiotic girl - it was obvious!
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Oh, she was glad. And so was Tammy because she would really want to have pushed this girl into the lake right now and NOrris' friends could eatiee her upp. But she was being good and she ahdnt done that yet.
"Yeah spells ARE not going to replace photos and letters ARE THEY?" Tammy merely spoke from what she had been thinking the past couple of hours and no way was she meant to be letting it out. But this girl seemed to be taking it in her stride and attempting to use the 'power' she thought she had over the two sixth years.
So the prefect had a point about where they had put the slytherins first but Tammy wasnt going to even think about that. "But then where did they put the Slytehrins?" She pretended to think while inside she was hysterically laughing at herself. Who did she think she was? "Oh yeah, in with the gryffindors. AND, you wernt there miss perfect. The water was preety violent. Watch out. Might get you too." Tammy scowled once more and looked around her. Talking to a tree would be more fun than this girl.
shut up.
OOOO, now it was ooon. No-one in their right mind told Tammy to shut up when she was already in a bad mood. "no." The youngster was about to say 'make me' buuut she didnt really want a detention and then she would probably have Vanessa on her case too.
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What was wrong with this girl? "Hey! It's not MY fault your common room flooded so just let it go, all right?" she asked, fighting herself to keep a cool head. Rachel would NOT be the first to break - not now, not ever. And if this idiot was willing to continue this utterly absurd and pointless banter, then she was up for it.
"Plus, I'm sure that SOME of your belongings will be rescueable - after all, we do live in a world where magic tends to be able to fix things like this. If you would take a short trip up to the library you could see for yourself," the fifth year added in a level voice, slightly annoyed at herself for adding to the nastiness. Sure, it was no where as close as what Idiot Girl was saying, but it was still pretty mean for Rachel.
Ok, now she's crossed the line. "Look here missy, I don't know wherr YOU were when the dungeons went under -probably out here, fussing about your hair or something- but I was down there, helping the professors RESCUE all the Slytherins and make sure they all made it safe and sound. In fact, I was the LAST one down there - so don't you start telling me how I don't know what it's like, ok?!" Rachel sat up straight again, her green-gray eyes alight with anger as she told the girl exactly what she thought.
"Yes, I believe I knew that! And I was merely being optimistic - if they fix up this flood problem before they have a chance to relocate the Hufflepuffs, then you WON'T move in with the Ravenclaws," she added calmly with a small smile, showing the girl that it didn't matter how much she degraded her, Rachel would always have an answer. And a bloody good one too!
No? Did she just say no?! Oh, this is UNBELIEVABLE!"No? All right then - but can you at least say intelligent things? Your incomprehensible and mind-numbing chatter is giving me a headache," Rachel commented with a slight sneer, and then turned her gaze away from the girl/
WHOA! Sneer? When had Rachel Danielle Rider EVER sneered in her life?! Oh, now she REALLY didn't like this girl... And no joke, she REALLY REALLY didn't like her. Stupid Hufflepuff girl... Getting on her nerves... Good thing she was a Prefect otherwise the teachers would have been forced to send her up to the Hospital Wing in a matchbox... Grrrrr.
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"I never said it was your fault, but I wont rule it out considering youve obviously got something against hufflepuffs." Tammy raised her eyebrows as if to say, 'c'mon what else you got?'
"yeah SOME of my belongings but I would rather have ALL of them like some people." Tammy honestly would. If she had all of her pictures and letters of her mother then m aybe losing her wouldnt seem as bad. This girl was seriously annoying and Tammy couldnt stand people like her. If only she could fall into the lake and get eated upp by Norris. Man that would be real funny.
missy? oh that pompus prefect so was not saying anything right she was just being a POMPUS PRAT. And Tammy was not gonna stand for being accused of being a primadonna. "Fussing with my hair? FUSSING with my hair? FUSSING WITH MY RUDDY HAIR? Oh lovey you have NO idea what I was doing and to be honest I dont think my DEAD mother and sister would mind me mourning them. SO DONT YOU DARE, accuse me of fussing about my hair and not giving a damn about what happened because my best friend, my cousin infact is a slytherin nearly got caught up. And I was still in my common room when the water got to knee level."
Tammys outburst wasnt what she expected to come from herself especually while seated. Looking down, Tammy realised she had pulled herself to her feet and was towering over the girl although she was quite small herself.
"Aw, i bet youd LOVE that. If you had no Hufflepuffs to have a go at. Wouldnt you?" Tammy sneered as she lowered herself back down into her original place next to Eva.
"But rest assured WE..." She pointed to herself and Eva. "Would mroe than likely HATE having to share space with you. So dont even start with me." Tammy cut her eyes as she clenched her fists. She wasnt up for a detention but if the girl was looking for a scrap then Tammy would give her one.
"Ohhh, the prefect does know some smart words. D'you know what they mean? Im sure fifth years arnt taught that many things."
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Rachel's mouth flew open. "ME?! I do NOT have something against Hufflepuffs! In fact, five minutes ago I thought they were the nicest bunch of students around!" she said, unable to believe just how THICK a girl could be. Accuse HER of being biased against HUFFLEPUFFS?!?! Merlin!
"If you're asking me to apologise for not having my common room flooded then I'm going to have to disappoint you - I have no intention of apologising for ANYTHING," the fifth year said calmly, her voice clear and crisp. There were very many things she was willing to take - but asking her to feel bad about having a dry common room was definitely NOT one of them.
Rachel's mouth flew open in shock for the second time in the space of two minutes, but this time for a completely different reason. Her mother and sister had died..."I'm sorry for your loss," Rachel said quietly while looking down at the ground, and it was clear that she really did mean what she was saying. "I didn't know - but I wasn't accusing you of not caring," she explained, looking back up again and blinked twice in surprise as she saw that the girl wasn't on the ground any more.
"I was merely pointing out your error that I don't know what the water is like," she continued, then added in a small voice, "But you seemed to have completely ignored that part of my little speech."
Rachel sighed and got up slowly, her anger dying down completely. "Actually - if it were up to me - the Hufflepuffs could stay with us for as long as they want. Unlike what you seem to think I am, I don't enjoy -how did you put it? Ahh, have a go at- people who haven't done anything bad to me," she said calmingly, honestly tired of what was going on here. How could this girl hate me so much? We just met - and sure, it wasn't exactly a nice meeting - but still; I don't hate her. I just think she's a little annoying, and a bit thick, but that's about it.
The fifth year opened her mouth to retaliate the girl's 'smart' remark with one of her own when to her utter surprise, yet ANOTHER Hufflepuff joined their little party. Only unlike the two girls present, this particular girl was one that Rachel liked very very much. In fact, she couldn't imagine a better person to step in now more than Ms. Vanessa Corbette... i.e the Hufflepuff Prefect.
"Hey Vanessa. Yeah, everyth-" Rachel began when she was cut off by the RUDE girl who began to wind her own version of what had happened in the past ten minutes. Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me! Folding her hands across her chest, the Ravenclaw prefect listened intently with arched eyebrows as the girl twisted their conversation around to make it sound like Rachel was the one at fault.
"Finished?" she asked the girl before turning to Vanessa herself. "I know you're a Hufflepuff, but would you mind listening to what I have to say before you begin to make your judgment?" Rachel said coolly, slightly annoyed once again. Poor Vanessa though... She came over and probably expected us to tell her that everything is great and now she's going to be bombarded with this... Poor, poor innocent Vanessa.
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Tammy had just about finished when the other girl had spoke. Darn, here cam Tammys have-a-go-at-the-sixth-year moment. Maybe wishing the girl had magically flew into the pond was a bad thing ebcause two prefects may just throw her in herself. And she was afraid of deep water. There were two prefects -one a hufflepuff and one a ravenclaw- and at that moment Tammy felt like she was on her own. Eva hadnt said anything in ages.
If teh ground was to swallow her up rightt now, she would be eternally grateful. She wasnt a bad girl. Shee wass a good girl, that was merely trying to find the mature self inside her. Buuhht it hasdnt came out that way.
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"I thought you wouldn't - but it's still nice to hear it," Rachel replied to Vanessa with a smile, then turned to look down at her shoes before glancing at the girl once again. Tamzin... Tamzin, that's her name. She paused for a second, wondering what to do. She had two very clear options here...
"Right, so," the fifth year began, making up her mind, "I came down to the lake looking for a quiet place to study when I realised I had sat down only a few meters away from Tamzin and her friend. Now, I could have left to go find another place to sit but that would have looked rude so I decided to stay.
"I greeted the two of them with a polite 'hello' and they greeted me back with the same polite tone, although I have to admit it was slightly colder but that's not the point," Rachel paused again and locked her eyes onto Tamzin's before continuing. "I asked why their shoes were wet, since I hadn't heard that the floodwater had risen to the kitchen level and their replies, in my opinion, were really uncalled for.
"I don't think I need to go into any further detail here - they made snide remarks, and I retaliated. I can't say what was going on in their heads, but I know for a fact that I was really annoyed and slightly offended. I tried to be nice, but they wouldn't have any of it," she stopped again and took in a deep breath. Remember, you are Rachel Rider - ms. Nice Girl and strict prefect... NICE girl.
Turning to look back at Vanessa, she cracked a small smile to lighten the mood. "The rest is just unpleasantness. I know, their behavior isn't really the way students are supposed to act but I do know that they don't deserve a punishment. They are tired - all their belongings are gone and any person would be snappy if put in this position."
Rachel looked down at her shoes again as she finished talking - wondering if she had done the right thing. Thing is, she had not exactly been a saint either, and if they had received a punishment then she would have felt really guilty. She met the seventh year Prefect's gaze and awaited her decision.
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Tammy could have them jumped and tackled Vanessa to the floor aswell, butt she didnt. She nodded while she spoke and actually began to feel real bad for shouting at Rachel and told ehrself that she really did need to apologise badly.
She wasnt gonna do it again and in all fairness Rachel had been icy with Eva and Tammy but she wasnt going to say anything, that would more than likely get her in more troublee AAND she didnt want that. "I understand." She mumbled, her head bowed hiding the grin that was trying to surface.
Tamzin nodded, "Friends." She reluctantly added with it.
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this had me laughing
SPOILER!!: For Relationship Advice Don't Go To Max!!!
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"Ummm.. Well.." Her face was bright red now. "I kinda like this boy, well there's two of them actually. And I don't know what to do about it because they're my best friends and I don't know which one I like more and I don't know what to do about it. And it wouldn't be as confuzing but Jake and Clark are really close too. And what if one of them likes me and the other one doesn't and I choose the wrong one? Or what if they both like me and then I have to choose? But then what if neither one of them like me and I look like an idiot because I tell one of them?" When she finished she was out of breath, super red, and wearing a confused expression. She hadn't expected it to all just fly out at once. In fact, she was really embarrassed due to the fact that other students were there when she spilled her guts. She hadn't told anybody.
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The brochure fluttered out of his hand as Vindictus stared at Dani. "You want relationship advice from me?" He barely choked out the words. First Cela and now Dani - are the girls in this house insane? "Have you, erm, asked one of the older Ravenclaw girls for advice?"
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Dani looked up. "I don't know any of them. All of my friends are boys. I thought I could ask you because you're my Head of House." She gave him a pleading look. "I really don't know what to do and you're old and married I thought you might be able to help."Maybe I was wrong. She pouted at the floor.
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Uh oh. One word from a student nonetheless set him off. "I. AM. NOT. OLD." Vindictus roared from behind his desk and kept an intense stare on Dani. He couldn't speak because all he wanted to do was yell, so he leaned forward on his desk and kept staring at the young Ravenclaw girl for two solid minutes. "Ask Cela," he finally suggested. At least he didn't yell.
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Bwahahahaha. Seriously, it is a good thing that Evolette can't hear Piper's thoughts.
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Piper Snow had lost all color, she was standing there, shaking like a leaf completely and totally ashen. All color was gone from her skin, and she currently resembled a ghost, with bright violet eyes. For her eyes stood out in an amazing way against the paleness. She was terrified, no.. she was way past that. She was halfway between bed wetting and a near death experience.
Evolette, Karma and Wes were all blurry figures in her vision. They were sort of moving up and down, and she could barely breathe. She could barely tell that Evolette was talking to her, perhaps not a good thing, but she couldn't help it. She hadn't eaten in three days, really this was not a good way to start the day.
And then.. she heard a voice. Ahh the spanish accent reached her ears and she turned a white face to look at Em. She was gaining some color now. A pale green was appearing above her lip. She could barely make out Wes's hold on her, though she was glad for it. She was very close to passing out.
No, she was going to pass out.Goodness Piper! Get a hold of yourself, you are a Gryffindor! You are supposed to be brave!! What would Godric Gryffindor say if he were here with you now.. Piper's thoughts were melding into blackness as she struggled to remain conscious.
Godric Gryffindor never met Evolette McKenna That was Piper's last conscious thought before she passed out.
Haha this happened when me and Fuzzy were RPing at the lake. It made me laugh soooo hard!!!!
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Dagobert could not help but smile at the image of the petite Dem in his huge robes.
Very cute, he thought before he could stop himself.
Wait! Since when did he think girls were cute? They were only just things that giggled and squealed and sometimes got in the way of his schemes. They were not supposed to be thought of as cute!
Okay this type of thinking has got to stop, he mentally scolded himself, talk about something far away from this topic.
'So um,' he said stupidly, rubbing the back of his head, 'Do you like cheese?'
Did he really just say that, what was wrong with him?
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Dem gave him a weird look, then began laughing histarically. "Why yes I do, my favorites gouda!" she smiled. She fell over from laughing so hard. Did he really just ask me that?" she thought.
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Dagobert felt his ears go red as he watched Dem laugh at what he had just said.
'S'not funny,' he said gruffly, his pride hurt, 'That could come in very handy one day. And for the record, I really hate cheese!'
Oh I'm digging myself into a bigger hole, he thought to himself worriedly, maybe I should just go before I say something even more stupid.
He picked himself up quickly and said, 'You know, I think I have to go. Got a tonne of work to do. Got to get us some house points!'
With that he turned and walked away hurriedly, completely forgetting about his robes.
Well that was smooth, he thought grumpily as he reached the entrance door, I'm sure she thinks I'm a complete freak now.
someone didn't take their nappy. that's right, he just asked Dem if she liked cheese haha I lurb you Fuzzy!!!
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Originally Posted by LeenessRAWRR {Herbology, Lesson Two}
The she-devil and the he-devil teaching a class together-- oh boy! This most certainly would qualify as a perfect example of something 'electrifying'-- and cue Grease soundtrack 'You're the one that I want (you are the one I want), ooh ooh ooh, honey'.
It appeared that Bunbunz was now, like Nurse overonehundred Avalon, sick of Lawson and was going off to try and win Kazimeriz probably just to spite the poor Healer. Ole' Kazimeriz was like a modern-day Hugh Hefner!
Wait.
Did she just say she wanted to impress the potions professor? Yes! She totally did -- she obviously didn't mean the students. She was totally referring to herself.
Who cares about plants that help you breathe underwater (despite it potentially being useful as half the school was flooded!) when you could be picturing Kazi and BunBunz babies! He set out drawing. Tis' was gonna be goooood.
SPOILER!!: Don't look if you don't want to pee your pants in pheer!
"I think they're smart and hungry, and you look like snack food," Copernicus wrapped his arms around Cy's legs and hurried down the length of the table. Hopefully Anna and the other girl would be able to follow. He'd check for them once Cy was deposited safely.
The ever famous Copernicus Kettleburn, ladies and gentlemen, rescuing a first year, and his attempt to calm him down by telling the 11 year old he looks like snack food.
All fear Daphne Hopton. She's angry, irrational, and she's just plain awesome.
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"You're way out of line Johnson!" shouted Daphne standing up and gripping the railing. This would be a good time to sprout wings. It was over for Allie Johnson. She'd ruin her. HER AND HER FAMILY! "You just wait until we get back to the common room! I won't accept such barbarity from anyone."
YOU HIT RAIDEN KURURUGI! SECOND UNFORGIVABLE SIN!
And there he was, poor little Raiden Kururugi, sprawled out and probably unconscious and not breathing--he was breathing--he was not--he was! "And I'll write to your mother!" Whoever she is. "I demand you go check up on Raiden Kururugi at once! AT ONCE!"
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The girl was looking at him weird. Speaking about it, lately, a LOT of girls were giving him the weird looks. He couldn't speak the female language so... but she was DEFINITELY trying to tell him something. Hmm. He stared at her. Observing her. Was she trying to tell him she desperately wanted to try his potion already? Hm. Women. So mysterious and confusing to him.
He looked over at her potion. EW. It had a disgusting color. A color he loathed; pink. Pinkity pink. This girl was extremely depressed by the looks of it; like, why choose pink? It was a depressing color really. She needed his potion RIGHT away! She needed it fast. Being tortured by the... PUTRID color made him pity her. Poor girl. Had the pink used its own little Imperius Curse on her, causing her to go gaga over it? OR MAYBE THE EVIL PINK KIDNAPPED HER AND CURRENTLY HELD HER HOSTAGE??
Cam nodded at her, giving her a worrying look that just seemed to say "Don't worry, I'll find you help FAST!" He wrote more stuff down in his Potions Journal and looked back at the Pink-Diseased girl.
"Tututut--don't worry, this potion will SURELY make you happy!" he told the girl happily, "and even if you do SUFFOCATE and die, aren'tcha gonna be happy your last few minutes will be filled with excessive happiness? S'aaaalll good I say." He clapped his hands and turned towards Anna. WHY WAS SHE DEPRESSED?
SADFACE.
Married? Lovely person? Too young to get married? ...no way. Anna was planning to marry him. PANIC. PANIC. I know I'm ATTRACTIVE to her and all, but I'm too YOUNG to get married! He didn't know what to do at the moment. Cam LOVED Anna but he certainly wasn't going to marry anyone soon. Pout.She'd understand, right? And besides, he wasn't of legal age to get married.
Originally Posted by Varius Tipps in the 4th floor Bathroom
One moment he had been crying for some reason and then the next he was getting loo roll shoved up his nostrils and in his mouth. "WAAAAAAANODAFEEE," he tried to scream, muffled by the toilet paper. "THIISFOGWOSS!"
But thankfully, Garret came to the rescue once again and saved him from any more paper being shoved in unexpecting orifices! That didn't stop Miss Hopton rolling them into balls and chucking them at Varius' head, though. It was official: he had been teepee'd.
He made a point of over-dramatising himself spitting out the loo roll just to spite Daphne and show how much of it he DIDNT swallow. Although quite a lot remained stuck to the roof of his mouth and tongue. He began picking the remains off when Garret and Daphne had their little moment.
G: Oh Daphne, I art so sorry! Please forgive me and talk to me later so I can tell you secretz!!!!! Secretz Vee isn't allowed to know, of course.
D: OH GARRET! Of course i'll talk to you. ILOVEYOU. I do. I really should have kissed you. *bats eyelashes*
G: *blinkblink*
D: ILOVEYOUGARRETTTTTT. Garret?
G: ....
Yeh. That was how the conversation sounded in Varius' head alright.
He managed to get all of the paper from his mouth and nostrils, despite the fact he was still having balls thrown at him. He had decided he was never gonna kiss girls ever again! Never ever again. He was gonna become a NUN. Sister Mary Tipps. Yep. HMPH.
"Please stop that Daphne," he said as politely as one could, despite their frustration and just having being hit in the eyeball with another scrunched up loo paper ball. "I'm sorry I snogged you, okay? I didn't think it would have been THAT bad."
This is the part where Sister Mary Tipps sent out her first prayer. The good luck prayer to whoever was unfortunate enough to have to end up marrying this loon. May Merlin be with them!
Myrtle has helped all of us find away to get to the lake from the Headmaster's Office, through a window.
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YAY Cauldron Racing time!
Myrtle grabbed tight onto the rim of the cauldron (as if ghosts could grip anything, but you get the idea) and then she was off, flllllllying through the window (CRASH!) and out out out the window into the yonder. Time seemed to move in slow motion as the wind caught Myrtle's transparent pigtails and she soared out of the cauldron. If only she could have had a soundtrack right then and there...
I see skies of blue and clouds of white... The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night... and I think to myself... what a wonderful world!
Clark skipped into the Waiting Room. He was gonna see Nurse Avalon! Possibly the prettiest person at Hogwarts including his girlfriend ever. He slid right to her-she was busy, but oh, well. He kissed her hand, pulled his ukulele out and started to strum n' sing.
"Hey Caroline,
You've been unsuspecting of my plight
Cos when I saw you I was quite
Fixated
Even though I'm young I know
I want you to know I'll grow
So don't forget me
I know I have blue hair
And you make me sneeze, somewhere
We can be together?
So if you could overlook my faults-both
I know it's not the Hippocratic Oath
The reason you make me smile.
Oh, Nurse Avalon.
You even listened when I said
"Hey, I don't wanna take my meds."
Oh, Nurse Avalon."
It was a good song-so he hoped. What would sweet Cari think of it? He placed his instrument back in his overlarge pocket and looked at her. "Do you like it?" he asked her, earnestly.
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Caroline's eyes popped open wide. They resembled serving platters in her face.
"I - you - Bouncing Bubotuber Pus! - Clark Landers!!!" she screeched.
Oh where was Roma when you needed her?
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Clark bit his lip. "You-you don't like it?" he asked sheepishly. FAIL. His true love didn't like him serenading her? "But, didn't you like my rhymes? Like both and Hippocratic Oath?" he looked like he was on the verge of tears. "I mean, I wrote it for you. It was an-SOB-original." he really started to cry now. She had broken his young heart and all she could say was an original interjection?
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Oh great. Crying child. "Clark. What. Has. Gotten. Into. You?" she demanded through gritted teeth.
Yep, sensitive. Fantastic bedside manner.
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Clark looked up at the pretty nurse. "Erm...I don't know," he bit his lip. "It's just that..just that...I have girl problems. Cos I don't...really, like my girlfriend anymore, and I like two girls who are younger than me, and um...I thought maybe that you would date me, cos you don't have any other options." Yeah, sweet talk her, Clark. That alllllllways works. "So..." he trailed off, tears dripping down his cheek.
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EXCUUUUUSE ME?!!!?!
ROMA!!! HERE GIRL!!!
"I - YOU - HOW DARE!?! THAT is NOT my problem!!" Caroline spluttered.
She should have left it at that.
Or she could have said that staff cannot date students. But Clark just HAAAAD to say she had no prospects.
"And I'll have you know that I DO have prospects! I am seeing -" Marcus? No CERTAINLY NOT. Constantine? No, SCANDAL, he's married. Headmaster Bontecou? Cuuuuute, but SCAAAAANDAL, he's my boss. Who is single and not decrepit? "M- Professor Truebridge!" She announced triumphantly.
Uh oh.
It occurred to her only a split second after the words flew out of her mouth that she MIGHT have been more prudent to ask Ethan before using him to deflect the advances of an insane student.
Or perhaps make someone up.
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Clark froze. Wow, old spinsters were defensive. "Proffesser Truebridge?" he asked, skeptic. "He's ugly." he noted with a hint of jealousy. "And, and and and and and I'm good at History of Magic! I'm, I'm smart. I'm a Ravenclaw," Clark said, his chest puffing out with pride. "Plus, I'm dramatic too! Like, I can quote all this Shakespin! To be, or be not, the question is that. Whether in the mind tis nobler..." oh, whatever. She got the point, right? Clark sighed. "Will you at least help me with my issues?" he asked her.
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"And that's not the point! I'm not a Psychiatrist!!" she snapped. "I haven't the time nor the training NOR the inclination to help you with your issues. So please vacate my hospital, and DO NOT return until you have a valid medical concern! Such as a sucking chest wound!!"
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Clark was pretty sure that was a threat, and so he added it to his list of conspiracies. "Bye, Avalon." he muttered and walked out of the room,his head held low, a single tear dripping down his cheek. Maybe he should go talk to Truebridge, as he was dating the nurse and all...Yup, he definitley had the best advice.
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I just love how Jack took that one little statement Reese said and flew away with it. Arriving at the conclusion that she likes him. 
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someone didn't take their nappy. that's right, he just asked Dem if she liked cheese 
