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Found a post or two that just ABSOLUTELY needs to be shown off to the world? Is it too funny to leave unnoticed or absolutely wonderful for a good giggle? How about a truly memorable event that needs to be saved? Well then, you've come to the right place!
This is the Quotable Quips thread, a place in SS Hogwarts Haven made just for keeping the events/posts that are just too good to lose. Of course, as all good threads go, there are a couple of rules:
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Okay! I thought this post was just too cute to pass up. I'm still cracking up at the moment.
SPOILER!!: the shrieking girl
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Originally Posted by Celandine
Not even noticing any of the people she knew, Cela's eyes zeroed in on the candy in the hand of a girl nearby; her eyes following its progress to the girl's mouth. Cela unintentionally opened her own mouth and swallowed as if she were the one eating the candy. This was a new development; candy eating vicariously through others.
She shook her head and uttered a little shriek, taking off towards the Leaky Cauldron at a dead run. It was totally tough being a recovering candy addict!
This made me crack up so much I just had to post it here. XD
SPOILER!!: Is it a plane? Is it a bird? NO! It's Super Cliffie!
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Originally Posted by Waterloo
"Nuh uh." Clifford retorted at once when Evangeline said that super powers were overrated.. that they only got you into trouble. NOWAI! "Super powers would RAWK!" Oh yes. And he was greedy, he wanted all the super powers he could get. "I wish I could fly without a broomstick.. and - and have x-ray vision and superhuman strength. OOH! And to be able to read peoples minds and shapeshift and stuff ... and beat up all the bad guys." He would be Super Cliffie, wear an awesome green cape, have 'CC' written across his chest and be INVINCIBLE! WOOHOO!
[/end of fantasy]
His glazed eyes refocused as his super hero fantasy came to a rather aprupt end, and Clifford blinked at Evangeline for a moment. Eh?
"Oh.. no shopping." No shopping. No Clifford the shop assistant. Truth be told, he was quiiiite happy with that. Hehe. "Ah well. No biggie. Shopping hurts my brain anyways."
♥Matella||Epic Canadian||Awesome Shipper|| Music Lover||Senators Fan||Kendrick♥
Aww this is so sweet.
Text Cut: Amanda and Zeke in the Leaky Cauldron
"So, what exactly do you know about guitar so far?" She asked curiously, looking at him, her stomach was full of butterflies and she was absolutely nervous.
"Don't be nervous. You're great," Zeke said with a smile. "Well, to tell the truth, I can play alright. I mean, I'm no Jimi Hendrix or anything, but... Well, I mostly just wanted an excuse to talk to you," he blushed.
"Hmm, well if you're good then we should play together sometime." Amanda said, blushing at his next statement. Aww he was so sweet, she bit her lip and decided that this was all or nothing, she moved over closer to him and leaned over, giving him a light peck on the lips. She looked down as a pink blush covered her cheeks afterwards.
"Definitely," he agreed. And then suddenly... she kissed him. A furious blush came on his face and he smiled shyly.
"Aww Zeke, you look so cute when you blush" Amanda said smiling, she still couldn't believe that she actually worked up the nerve to kiss him. Now things were probably going to get awkward, she took a sip of her butterbeer and rested her other hand on the table.
He let out a nervous laugh. "Thanks," he said. He wasn't quite sure what to say. What do you say when someone kisses you out of the blue? Not that he had any objections to kissing, of course. And certainly no objections to kissing Amanda.
Leave it to the new people who are coming in to already figure out secrets of the school tee hee!
SPOILER!!: Someone's secret is out
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Originally Posted by New Boy Jake
Dominic Denton, Hufflepuff Prefect.
Why did that sound so evil? Jake shook his head, and shrank further back, the better to make a fast escape. However, he continued to watch.
Evil Dominic Denton.
NO! Jake wanted to scream when he saw the new girl cry on his shoulder. HE'S LIKE A ROBOT! Jake thought, willing himself to be brave enough to leap out. HE'LL EAT YOU!
Sam let Dusty rant about Elizabeth. Not cracking a mocking grin once. Even though she did. She was trying to be there for him, instead of make fun of him. Even though she wanted to! Gwah! She really shouldnt of drank that last butterbeer. "You shouldnt keep things bottled up like that Grizz. That isnt good for you." You can turn into a certain boy who has the ability to realize his temper with the snap of his fingers.
"Glad to hear the kids are still kids." she chuckled. Did that even make sense? Wow she was too hyper. This is what Lexi must feel like all the time.
She was now looking down at Fred, who did not look so happy to see her. Fantastic! He was already in a bad mood! "How are things Frederic. You look a little tense. Maybe you should talk about it. Like I told Dust here earlier, you shouldnt keep things bottled up." she said, holding the back the grin that was threatening to escape her face. Some people may think she would be crazy, bugging Fred when he wasnt in the best of moods. But he was entertaining when he was angry!
She then turned as she heard her name. Ohh! Somebody to truly hit a nerve with dear monkey boy. Savannah Mae. "Hey Vannah. Scare anymore first years lately?" she giggled. Thats it! No more butterbeer until she went back to school.
Turning back to Dusty, who had replied to her comment earlier, she nodded. "Yup. This be the boy. Its ok, though. I got this. Put your scary grizzly bear muscles away." she whispered back with a chuckle.
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Originally Posted by Phoenix8390
"Yes please," the seventh year said quickly to Vannah's suggestion. He could use a butterbeer, but he'd have to hold Sammy back from any sugar. She had plenty today. If she had any more he was sure she'd start shaking and perhaps go into an epileptic seizure. Now that wouldn't be good for anyone.
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Originally Posted by Loki
Feeling the urge to glared at Sam he couldn't believe that she was asking him to open up. Last time they had their little therapy session, so to speak, things had gone a bit out of control. Did she wanted them to sit in circles and holds hands. But most important what the heck had that girl eaten. In his opinion she was looking like the energizer bunny, annoying through and through.
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Originally Posted by Me
Wait. Wait! She wasnt the therapist! Oh wait again. He didnt know about that. Hehe. "Sure Dust. Im here for you." she smiled. Of course she would be there for him. Whether it was for a shoulder to cry on, or he just really needed to get made fun of. She would always be there for him.
Sam chuckled back at Savannah as she said she hadnt scared anymore first years. Then Dusty began asking her about it. Hmmmm..."Dude Dust! I was talking to this first year, then Vannah came over and the girl looked ready to cry. I felt really bad for her!" Mwahaha! Oh man! She has been hanging out with Alexis too much. Now she was making things up! Wait she already did that. Snort.
Noting that Fred didnt respond to her, an evil little look fell on her face. Any moment he was going to snap and she wi-
What the heck! What was this girl's trip! Fred didnt even say anything to her! Wait did he? She want paying attention. Hehe. She wasnt paying attention to much right now. Maybe she would go easy on the little girl. Ha! Little girl. Gosh! She was soooo funny right now!! HAHA!
"Hey! Chick with the hair! Erm, Peace and love?" She bit her lip from laughing. Ok she was done. But seriously, come on. That was unnecessary. Peeing in his tea??? Eww. Ah. Then Frederic had to reply back. Great.
"OI! Frederic! Didnt you learn anything in group therapy?! We are supposed to write our feelings down. Not shout at people." she said, with a lazy smile on her face. Oh yeah. Buttons. Defiantly. Pushed. Sweet success!
Turning to Savannah as she mentioned the Leaky Cauldron, she grinned. She was kinda, sorta, thirsty! Yay! "I like this idea of going to Leaky. I could use a butterbeer right now." Haha. Butterbeer. She never realized what a funny word that was.
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Originally Posted by D.A Forever
Oh thank goodness, Dusty backed her up on going to the Leaky Cauldron. One down, two to go.. Sam should be easy, she was bouncing around so much they could probably get her to go anywhere - except home. What she wasn't expecting was Frederic to suddenly stand, and come towards her. Savannah blinked, then quickly grasped reality again. "Okay, good. We'll all go to the leaky," She said once more, and turned to lead the way once Sam agreed to it too.
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Originally Posted by Mah twinnie
Yes! Leaky! Please! "Sammy, you need more sugar like I need a hole in the head."
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Originally Posted by Mawie
Not noticing anything particular in Sam's expression the only thing he could see is that she was probably worst than a bouncing ball. He had compared her to the energizer bunny just earlier but she was getting much, much worst than that. It was like comparing her to Lexis but in an ode and not very pleasant way. It was more usual the see the Quidditch captain on a sugar high. It was almost like a daily routine but not this. Whether it was candy or anything else she might concider to fact on not getting anymore.
Fred rolled his eyes when he heard her comment about written this his feeling instead of shouting them. Was she insane or had she completly lost it. "The only thing I learn is how annoying you can be," mumbling it under his breath he couldn't believe how easy she could go under his skin. It was almost like she was holding up a button and was pressing it everytime.
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Originally Posted by 3 guesses who
Sammy chuckled as Savannah began to blush. That girl was almost as easy to make blush than Danny. That said a lot. Haha! "I was kidding Vannah. J.J. Was alright after awhile." she teased. She actually liked the first year. Hmm, wonder where she was. Pfft. Now J.J would probably be scared of her right now. Hehe.
Turning toward Dusty, she scowled at him. She was perfectly fine! Wait. Haha! Comeback just came to her! Mwahaha! "On the contrary Grizz, you already have a few holes in your head. You have one right here, two here, and two over here." She said pointing to her mouth first, then nose, and her ears. Hah! Beat that! "You can also occupy a few piercing, that would be these said "holes" in you head. I for one, dont judge body piercing. But I dont think Eliza likes them much." Oh yeah! She did just say that!
"Dude! Chick with the hair! Shut it!" she said, her chocolate brown eyes snapping toward the little girl. Sam then grabbed Fred's arm and pulled on him, maybe a little too roughly. "Temper, Temper, Temper. You really need to work on that. Come on Frederic. Time to go!" she chuckled at him as she began dragging him toward the Leaky Cauldron.
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Originally Posted by Lil Elephant
Samantha was brave, or maybe just too hyper to care how Frederic would react, but the sixth year was pulling Frederic towards the Leaky Cauldron. Finally, progress.
BWAHAHAHA!! Yeah I know it was a lot about my charrie, but I dont care!
Made me laugh and reminded me how temperamental some people were
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Ama!Nabs IS NAMED MINHO & Is SO Black Panther Right Now
Just when you thought it was safe to roam the streets with bows on your hair, from the shadows appears the Bow Wanderer--commonly known as Varius Tipps
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Originally Posted by Leeness
Just as soon as Varius was about to start tickling people and rubbing their heads in order to freak them out, and in turn get him to the front of this amateur mosh-pit, he spotted a girl... a girl with a huge bow... Varius LOVED bows because, to him, they were the most distasteful thing in the entire planet. He walked over to the girl in the bright, green (mint is far too posh a word to describe a colour in Varius' mind) and began patting her bow. "I love it! I love to hate it!" he shoved his glasses up his nose, revealing his single blue and single hazel eye.
"Where did you get this hideous thing? It's magnificent," he couldn't stop touching it and he even began to flop it, bouncing it on her head. He suddenly noticed her facial expressions and wasn't quite sure whether or not it was due to his bow fondling or if she was just generally an angry looking person... hopefully the latter.
Lowsee ☆ The Joker ☆ Fantastic Baby! ☆ HufflyPuffly
This made me laugh so hard.
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Originally Posted by FoxFire
Winnie surveyed the scene before her. An auburn-haired girl with OOH Merlin kitten I love kittens I wonder what its name is was looking quite terrified, and she ought to be.
For who loomed over her? None other than WILLIE CROCKER.
Winnie had only seen him from a distance, and heard of him in passing through Garret Crocker (whose voice hushed with terror whenever he spoke of him). She was quite aware that Willie Crocker was a boy, a normal human boy. But for some reason, he bore a resemblance to some sort of monster. She couldn't help envisioning sharp teeth dripping with spittle and the blood of innocent forest animals, couldn't help seeing scarlet irises in his eyes. These, the eyes of judgement, were trained on some other boy.
WAS THIS BOY FOOL ENOUGH TO MESS WITH WILLIE CROCKER?! Poor unfortunate soul.
Deep down, Dominic Denton was as pokable as the Pillsbury Doughboy.
Stifling a laugh and managing to produce a smile that would appear to be a smirk, Jake imagined what Dominic Denton's reaction would be to Jake giving him his best cuteface and making up. Not that it was happening today... not today.
I always crack up when I read this
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because foxfire is amazingly funny... and i just cracked up so bad
SPOILER!!: READ IT!
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Originally Posted by FoxFire
Winnie wandered between the house tables, making mental notes about her peers. They're all so small...some of them incredibly emotional. Maybe it's the stress of a magical education...so much competition to BE THE BEST at something. Hmm.
Then she stopped short at the Ravvie table. WILLIE CROCKER was there. For once he wasn't trying to bite someone, or threatening someone's livelihood. He might have been distracted by the fork stuck up his nose.
She didn't quite know what to do. Should she run to his aid, grasp the fork in both hands, place a foot on his shoulder and pull for dear life? Run to get an adult? Run for her own life, as Willie's eyes were sure to roll into the back of his head, sharp incisors gnashing and sweat beads gathering on his brow?
She panicked instead.
"OH IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS HOLY AND MAGICAL!!" She ran up to him, hands flapping uselessly. "Are you alright?! Can you breathe? CAN YOU BREATHE??!"
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Evolette McKenna stormed up to the Slytherin table with huff. Flicking her hair off of her shoulder, the fifth year glared at a piece of bread before picking it up, placing it on her plate and proceeding to stab it with a fork.
"Stupid." she mumbled, taking out all of her anger on the poor defenseless bread. "Male." She continued grunting words that really had nothing to do with the other. It felt like everything she had been holding inside was suddenly spilling out.
Nico was gone. Miles was always with Vannie. Hugo. Well, Hugo was best friends with Terry, and as much as she didn't want him to take sides before, it would totally crush her if he didn't take her side; and Terry. He might as well have just ripped her heart out and stomped on it. It probably would have hurt less.
Slumping a little, she dropped her head in her hand, staring at the bread that she had just destroyed
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Lima cleared her throat uncomfortably as she approached the Slytherin who seemed to be massacring a piece of bread. Maybe now was not the best time to talk to her afterall...
But she had looked for the girl. She wanted to know why she disliked Lima and she wasn't going to turn around so easily.
Sighing, she took a seat beside Evee and said, "hello," conversationally. Or, at least she hoped it was conversationally. She never knew how things would go with people in bad moods afterall.
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Evolette did not appreciate being stared at. Honestly. How hard was it to just mind your own business? But even as she thought that, she felt a stab of guilt, angry or not, these girls were only trying to help. Well, she guessed as much anyway.
"I'm perfectly peachy." she said, addressing everyone who had talked to her since she arrived at the table. "Boys suck." she added for good measure, nodding her head.
She was about to destroy the dread even more when someone sat beside her. Oh great. Lima. Just exactly what she needed. Letting out a deep breath, she turned to look at the girl, arching a dark eyebrow, "Yes Lima? Can I help you?"
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Not feeling phased in the least by the look of daggers that Evee shot at her, Lima continued slowly. She wasn't going to get right to the point. Cleariong her throat awkwardly she said, "something the matter?"
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With an exaggerated sigh, and an eyeroll, Evolette slanted her gaze at Lima once more. "No. Didn't you hear?" She asked, waving her hand, "I'm just peachy." She dropped the fork that she was holding right beside her plate and stared at it.
"Does it look like there's something wrong? Because if it does, then there must be hmm?"
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She blinked as Evee continued to be rude to her. What's her problem? As soon as she got over her surprise, she started to get angry.
"What exactly is your problem with me?" she snapped out. She felt a bit bad for it afterwards. She shouldn't have said that when Evee was obviously upset about something.
Oh well, she couldn't take it back now.
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Evolette laughed, shaking her head and causing curls to come untucked from behind her ear, and fall over her shoulder. "Well gee Lima, I don't know if you've noticed, but not everyone is your best friend. Some people just don't like you, and most don't have a reason for not liking you."
Tapping the fork on the table, Evolette continued, "Luckily for you, I do have a reason. Three reasons actually." She held up three fingers, "One: I don't like girls. At all. They annoy me beyond belief and most of them are very immature. Two: I don't like blondes. Don't ask why, because you won't get a reason. Three: The first time I met you, you were in some dim lit corridor, flirting with my boyfriend."
She dropped her hand back onto the table, and raised an eyebrow, "Now, does that answer your question?"
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She rolled her eyes. "Whoever said that everyone was my best friend?" That was just ridiculous. "Well, you, Willow and Maddox all hate me now. So apparently that's not the case"
"And your first two reasons are shallow and your third is totally untrue." Did Evee really think that Lima had flirted with him then? It was true that she had flirted with him a bit at the end of last Term, but she had felt guilty about it after.
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"Oh please." Evolette said, "Shallow is what I am, and I don't have to have my life criticized by someone who barely knows me." She was already over this conversation.
Until Lima denied flirting with Terry. "Right." she agreed, nodding her head, "Maybe I was just imagining that afterall." the sarcastic tone in her voice with thick, "I know what flirting looks like, you were flirting with him." Evolette held up both of her hands, "But hey, why should it matter to me anymore? Terry's not my boyfriend. Flirt with him as much as you like."
Pushing the plate away she stepped up, away from the table. "Actually, no. Keep away from him. My boyfriend or not. He doesn't like blondes either."
With that, she walked out of the Great Hall, feeling quite a bit better.
This totally made me giggle. And that's not an easy thing to do! xD
SPOILER!!: weeeee
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Originally Posted by Waddles
Juniper's eyes widened at the next situation, and as she let the idea sink in, her eyes filled with tears. If she found out that her pet had died...unexpectedly. Oh, that would be just terrible. Juniper thought of her pets, one by one. Each pet that came to mind made it so much more difficult not to cry. If Nakato died... or Mosi. Or George the family owl. Even if her new iguana, Virgilijus Hewwo, died, Juniper knew that she would be heartbroken.
Pets were not just pets. Pets were family.
With a shaky hand, Juniper picked up her quill and began to write her reaction.
If I was owled that any pet of mine had taken ill and died, I would... I would... Juniper sniffed and wiped at the corner of her eye with her sleeve. She didn't want her pet to die. She didn't want to even think about her pet dying. Taking a deep breath, Juniper put quill tip back to parchment to write more. I would sob. And probably be unfit for company for weeks. I would need my best friend to tell me my pet was in a better place many, many times. And then I would probably end up sobbing some more and keeping my other pets in sight at all times. I would sleep with my eyes open so I could be sure they wouldn't die in their sleep.
Juniper exhaled in a huge sigh, her eyes still glistening with tears that threatened to overflow and roll down her face. Pets were family. She had no siblings, so she would not know what the relationship between siblings would be like, but Juniper felt for her animal friends quite similarly to how she imagined she would feel toward a brother or sister. And if one of them died... Shaking, Juniper mentally instructed herself not to cry. Surely if she told herself not to shed tears at an idea, she would not shed tears. Right?
Wrong.
Even as Juniper focused her attention on her quill and only on her quill, she felt the tears begin to flow down her cheeks. Letting out a tiny sob, Juniper lay her head down on her arms and tried to think happy thoughts of zoos suddenly returning all their imprisoned animals to their natural habitats.
YesJess! | Captain Goggles | Mama Badger | Eva's Soul Sister | An OG™ | It's all in the Numbers
Leave it to a First Year Slytherin to spread some shifty rumors,
SPOILER!!: Shiftiness
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Originally Posted by dingDong
The tiny kid started to go like crazy as he ran from the castle directly to the bamboo forest. He had news to tell Jake, news he forgot to tell him a while ago! Bleh, how could he forget?! It was probably one of the weirdest news he's EVER gotten in Hogwarts. Running with that pink t-shirt with a white pygmy puff on it and jeans he ran straight forward and forward and yelling random things like jellybeans and colored pencils 'till he finally saw Jake. There was that saying on his cheek that said "RAVENCLAWS PWN" on his cheek that didn't seem to get off. And better yet, Allie was there toooo!
Cam smiled at Jake's multi-colored inked hair that was purple, green... and what was that? Dark blue? WHOAH, the plan actually worked? He pretended in his mind that he was the best prankstah evah!
"Guys, guys, guys, guys, guuuuuuuuuysssss! DOMINIC DENTON IS IN LOOOOOVE WITH PROFESSOR MORGAN!" he said loudly so that some of the people around him could hear also. This. Was. Big. Newsss!
And if you want to know how this rumor might have started, then I'm afraid you'll have to stalk Professor Morgan's Hut for that "misunderstanding" on Cameron's part.
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This is a little old already, but I keep thinking of it
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Originally Posted by druidflower
Tobi thought that this might be another one of Professor Bunbury's trick questions, so he tentatively put his hand in the air and said, "Herbology."
Almost immediately he got the feeling that was not quite the answer that Professor Bunbury wanted so he tried again. "Er... Plants and Fungi?"
And then he panicked. "Cale," he whispered desperately, "what did we study these past six years?"
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Originally Posted by The Amazing Bunbury
But again, it was that whisper-needy Gryffie. Anastasia sighed loudly and click-clacked her heels over to his desk. "Herbology. Plants and fungi. Really," she repeated him saracastically, staring down the boy.
Upon finding out Dinosaurs were real, Touz's creation, Plymouth, began thinking the worst of his professor.
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Originally Posted by Mad Eye Touz
Merlin. Plymouth was SUCH A FAILURE. Epic failure. He stared in horror at the Professor who CLEARLY hated him, his family, life, and happy questions. He possibly hated babies and unicorns too, but Plymouth didn't want to judge the Professor too soon.
He supposed he'd just sit through the rest of this class and take up space and pray that the Ravenclaw Mob wasn't going to be waiting for him at the bottom of the stairs. He started writing stuff down since he had to get tutored in History, apparently.
But Professor Forrester won't be judged soon, thank goodness for small favours.
(it was a while back, or a week, but, like fox, my minded drifted to it alot)
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I am sorry, but I just had to XD
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Originally Posted by Becky
Jack walked down the corridor to Dumont's office, hearing voices he pushed the door and saw a lot of people "What is this? Stalkers united?" he asked loudly
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Originally Posted by Slytherin Fox
Antonio was just about to respond back to what Kayla had said when who just burst through the door but Jack himself. "Don't you ever knock?", he groaned. "And what is this about stalkers?"
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Tilting his head he swore he saw a delicious looking hot fudge sundae with whipped cream and a chocolate frog lying on top a foot away from him. Licking his lips he practically ran over to it and tried to take a bite before realizing it was the green disgusting leafy maze wall. Spitting out the clump he had taken out he shook his head "Ewwwww" he groaned, the taste horrific. Note to self: Don't eat green things he thought to himself as he trudged back to the exit and waited a spot of maze on his cheek.
Professor Pink | Mrs. Bruce Wayne | I'm on a Goat | Glitterpuff | Dumbledore's Defense Squad | BHB
Lyra Noir really is all about the PINK. And I have proof.
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Originally Posted by LadyNerd
Lyra was just about to speak when an owl landed on her desk. She kindly nodded her head, taking mental notes on the way the professor sat in her chair. Confidence and she was full of it too. Lyra grinned from ear to ear as she knew Professor Bunbury would be a great addition to her story.
She looked towards Robert and smiled as he exited the professor's office, then out of the corner of her eye she saw a flash of PINK. Her head SNAPPED back to the quill Professor Bunbury was using. "Oh I have complete patiences," she said as that was just a tiny white lie but nothing no one needed to understand at this moment. "I must say that...I love your pink quill." Her eyes were dazzled by the Pinkiness that seemed to glow...or maybe it was just her over exaggerating just a tad. Small tiny bit. Just a hair.
With a sigh of finally taking her eyes off the the PINK, Lyra folded her hands in her lap as she now sat with confidence in the chair. "Professor, I couldn't help but take notice that in class the other day, you were...flirting with...Mister...oh what's his name, that Groundskeeper man." She snapped her fingers as she really needed to learn the names of all the staff members whether they were new or not.
"Anywho his name is beside the point," she continued on with a nice smirk on her face. "It is you that I am interested in." Well, she was also going to ask the Groundkeeper as well for his insight of things but, that was later. First came the real stuff, Professor Bunbury. "In case you didn't know, I am a writer for the Quill." She paused in bowing her head as if it were a great accomplishment or something. "And I have something that I would like to interview your for, at your convenience of course." She didn't want to speak too much as she wanted to allow the words to set just right with her new favorite professor.
For some reason, this whole thing made me laugh. Not just because of the PINK but also because of the alleged ah...."flirting" between Masterson and Bunbury.
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Stroking the cat, Ethan looked around at the class; most seemed to be done with their questions. In fact, it seemed some of the Ravenclaws were already skipping ahead to the next portion of the class and answering the questions...
... though Truebridge meant for them to answer their own questions. As the note that Celandine had turned into a paper bird, floated toward Plymouth Morgan, Ethan flicked his wand and lazily summoned it. He opened it out and read it out loud, mimicking the voices of his students without actually being aware he was doing so.
"Time Period, the years of Cela," Ethan read out, looking up at the girl, "You would be... thirteen? So from birth....about 2054-2064. Interesting choice, Plymouth Morgan." Truebridge cleared his throat and continued, "Significance of time period, my.... girlfriend..." Ethan paused and eyed the copy of the Quill on his desk before continuing, mimicking Plymouth's voice as he went, "... was born and grew up." Truebridge looked around the class, shoving his sunglasses back up on his head, "So, what Plymouth here has done, is choose a time period he is genuinely interested in and has relevance to his life." Ethan informed the class.
"Questions that need answers from Psuedo Journalist slash Boyfriend Plymouth Morgan... Question one, When is your birthday?," Ethan changed his voice and began to mimic Celandine's voice, "Twenty-fifth of July Twenty fifty-four.. Question two, This music is odd, but if we could and not get in trouble, would you dance with me?."
Truebridge paused and cleared his throat, "I'd like to point out, and I'm sure Barry and Elizabeth would agree," he nodded at the two Ravenclaws who were quietly singing along to the Cats soundtrack, "this music is not weird. It's art." he paused again and added under his breath, "you're weird." he cleared his throat again.
"Yes I love to dance! But this big Hufflepuff dude sitting by me will probably strangle you!" Hmm. Truebridge looked at the big Hufflepuff... 'dude' in question, wondering if he was the strangling type.
"Question three, Would you want to dance with even if it meant getting in trouble?" Ethan continued, straight-faced, "I don't get in trouble... but you might! ...but I would do it." Ethan squinted at the tiny writing at the bottom, "kiss hug kiss."
Truebridge looked around the class, "What information have these questions and answers provided us with?" His face remaiined impassive and his tone completely serious as he looked around the room, clearly expecting an answer.
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Good times in the Pathways with Lima, Vannie, Hugo and Miles
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Originally Posted by Dracos_Lady
No matter what foul mood he was in, Hugo couldn't stop a grin from spreading across his face. Especially when Lima wrapped her arms around his and pressed her rose petal lips to his cheeks. "S'okay," he mumbled, pressing his lips together in an attempt to fight the smile. STAY SERIOUS! ...it was hard. But Vannie's comment made it a lot easier to frown. "Oi. Don't you get moody with me, it's my birthday!" He beamed proudly, before wrinkling his nose again. "It's my paaaarty and I'll cry if I want toooo," he sung, before folding his arms stubbornly and sitting on the bench...as far awat from her as he could.
Huh. This birthday sucked so far.
"So. What do you want me for?" Hugo asked, turning his face towards Lima. He'd talk to HER. She wasn't grumpy and moody. And he hadn't kissed her. Although he'd like to.
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Originally Posted by Whitterz
She just rolled her eyes at Vannie. Why couldn't the girl make it easier for her? Sigh. And there was Hugo being grouchy too. Though he seemed to like it when she hugged and kissed him.
But wait a second, it was his birthday? "It's your birthday today? You never told me." She fake pouted then smiled. "Happy birthday to you gorgeous," she said giving him a squeeze before letting him go.
She then wandered over to the bench that they were sitting on and stood before them. She put her hands on her hips and said, "can't you two just talk to each other? I don't expect you to be best friends or anything, but try?" She turned to Hugo and looked at him as if to say that she hoped he wasn't mad at her.
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Originally Posted by Rachie..x
Vanessa stared ahead as Hugo and Lima were talking to each other. She hoped that Lima hadn't dragged her all the way out here just for her and Hugo to act all lovey dovey. If that happened, Vannie was out of here.
"Moody with you?" Vanessa rolled her eyes, still staring ahead. "You'd be lucky."
As Lima spoke, Vannie looked at her, for a tiny moment. "I would....if he would try!"
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Originally Posted by Dracos_Lady
Hugo nodded sadly. "Yeah, and it's been rubbish so far," he mumbled, pressing his lips together firmly as she pulled him into an affectionate embrace. Huh. She literally had him twisted around his little finger! "I didn't tell you because...you seemed pretty determined to get me to talk to HER!" He jerked his thumb towards Vannie; stupid, mean Vannie. Ugh. She had completely ruined his day. MER. His arms were crossed so tightly across his chest that he appeared to be in a huge knot. Hmm.
"No," Hugo said defiantely, and finally. "Why do we even have to talk to each other? Neither of us WANTS to!" He moaned, frowning like a spoilt child.
Hugo forced himself to look at Vannie. "I am trying! And FYI, you totally killed my birthday." He crossed his legs, as well as his arms. Merlin, he was a knot.
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Originally Posted by Hollister
February. February. February.
So it wasn't the month of leaves falling of the trees, and it was an unusually cold time for the year. But something that Miles would never forget .. it was Hugo's birthday. He'd left his present back in the common room, as he really didn't want to bring it out in the cold, not like it was anything that could be alive though. He mosied on down the Pathways, hoping to find warmth in other people. Miles pressed his rather thin jacket closer to him.
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Originally Posted by Whitterz
GRR. They were being so difficult. And Hugo... so whiney. She never saw him like that before but it was annoying. "Look guys, you're not 4 years old here. So please stop acting like it?" Meh. She was trying so hard not to really lose her temper and start up a big fight.
She took a deep calming breath and closed her eyes.
When she opened them she gave a squee. "Thank Merlin!" she exclaimed happily rushing off towards him.
"MILES! I'm so happy to see you right now!" she said giving him a hug. Oh, he would be able to help out, she was sure of it.
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Originally Posted by Rachie..x
Vanessa barely heard what Lima was saying, for she was concentrating on what Hugo had said. She had killed his birthday? She didn't even know that it was his birthday! And surely just her being there wouldn't kill his birthday.
But it hurt. Scowling even more, Vannie slid down the bench, looking down at the floor. She really wished that she hadn't let Lima drag her to Hugo now. She should have known that it would end like this.
Her head shot up when she heard Lima shout out Miles name. Miles was her. She looked at him, smiling weakly. She knew that he would be able to tell that something was wrong. Standing up she approached him slowly. "Hi Miles," She reached up to hug him, before whispering in his year. "Does Hugo mean it?" She knew that he wouldn't understand it, but she couldn't repeat what he'd said.
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Originally Posted by Hollister
Miles smiled at three as he saw them, and especailly Lima, who started for a hug. Yey! He wouldn't be alone! He hugged her back, before noticing that none of them seemed extremely happy to be here. He stared at Lima blankly for a few seconds. "You need ... me?" No one had said that before, or said it and meant it.
He looked round at the other two, and back at Lima. "What's going on?"
Miles miled down at Vannie, before she stood up to hug him too. Had someone died? What was with all the negativity? That was Miles' thing, everyone else was meant to be happy and cheering him up, not the other way around! "Mean what?" He whispered back to her, squeezing her tighter. What had Hugo said?
HUGO!
After hugging Vannie, he let go and smiled at his blonde friend. "Happy Birthday, Dude. I have a present for ya, but it's in the common room." Miles nodded towards the castle. He looked around again, everyone still acting like teenagers .. even though they were. "Isn't anyone going to tell me why there's a grey cloud over us at the moment?"
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Originally Posted by Whitterz
Lima heard Vannie come up to them and ask about Hugo. And it made her feel bad. But she didn't know what to say about that. And she felt that it was partly her fault anyway. So she just had to ignore it and move on.
"Miles, I tried to get them to talk to each other. Just to be civil to one another. And it's not working out at all." She looked at him pleadingly as if to say, I need you
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Originally Posted by Rachie..x
Vanessa smiled a little when she felt Miles hugging her. At least there was someone here who would back her up a little. "He told me I had killed his birthday," She sighed leaning her head on his shoulder. "This is messed up." She admitted to him, before pulling away, and turning to look at the others, but her hand didn't fail to find Miles' hand, as always.
"Maybe I would be civil if he would. I mean telling someone you killed there birthday is hardly civil," She threw Hugo a look before looking back at Lima and Miles. "I am willing to try."
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Originally Posted by Dracos_Lady
Hugo continued to scowl at Lima and Vannie, who was shuffling down the bench. He could just give her a kick, so she fell off....NO! Then Lima would get angry, and he didn't want that. Just breeeeeeeeathe. Calm. Phew. Clearing his throat, he blinked. Miles? MIIIIIIILES! Leaping to his feet, he elbowed Vannie out of his way and threw himself onto the crazy fool. "Miles! Oh Miles, you remembered! You're such a good friend! And you'd never kill my birthday, would you?" He couldn't resist. He just had to throw in a spiteful comment. Hehe.
Flopping onto the bench, Hugo patted the seat beside him. "Sit, my friend! BY MEEEEE!" He dragged the older boy onto the bench, clutching at him desperately. Vannie would NOT steal him on his birthday. No, sir!
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Originally Posted by Hollister
"Hmmmm." Miles listened, yet kept his eyes on Vannie and Hugo. What they had been through, last term, was something that would stick with the three of them for the rest of their lives, since how long they would know each other. It would be a tough period of time to get over. "Maybe they're not ready for it yet. It wasn't that long ago." He shrugged, and glaced at Lima. "Maybe you sorta .. pushed them into it?" He said with eally no strength, he didn't want to anger her.
"You killed his birthday?" Miles raised an eyebrow at her and the turned to Hugo. "Is she that much of a bother?" He grinned a little, how could she have possibly done that? Vannie must have said something, then Hugo would have taken it the wrong way. Miles knew his friends pretty well. "You'r birthday isn't dead, it's only just getting started! And something as silly as this argument isn't going to ruin it." He nodded at his own words.
"Hey!" Miles grabbed Vannie before her body could even think about falling over as Hugo elbowed her. He patted her arms before he let go and had a Hugo latched onto him. "I wouldn't forget! Come on, it's one of many important dates of my life." He grinned, hugging his best friend quickly. He sighed again. "No one has killed your birthday, dude. You're overreacting." He sat down next to Hugo, and pulled Vannie down with him.
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Originally Posted by Whitterz
Lima sighed loudly and started to feel really bad about what she had done as she watched Rachie and - especially - Hugo not get along. And then Miles told her that they might not be ready yet. And she had to agree, as it seemed that Vannie was willing if Hugo was, and Hugo wasn't budging. Instead he was getting all over Miles.
Then she joined them all on the bench, sitting on the other side of Miles. "Right okay. Can we at least be peaceful?" she asked wondering if she would be able to fix some of the damage that she had caused.
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Originally Posted by Rachie..x
As Hugo elbowed her out of the way Vanessa squealed, but thank god for Miles' quick reflexes. She didn't even bother to glare at Hugo, for she knew that it wasn't going to help. Instead she pulled away from Miles, knowing that Hugo would just get annoyed if she tried to keep him, but really she wondered why shouldn't she? Miles was her boyfriend afterall.
But she couldn't help but glare at Hugo, where she heard what he said to Miles. That was totally uncalled for. "Hey! Don't start! I didn't even know it was your birthday Hugo!" She rolled her eyes, he was being totally unreasonable now. And she really didn't like it. If he said anything like that again she was going to snap.
She let Miles pull her down onto the bench again, kind of glad that he was sitting between her and Hugo. She smiled weakly up at him, as she leant against him. Hugo was not stopping her do that. Vannie glanced at Lima, and smiled. "We could try?"
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Originally Posted by Dracos_Lady
Hugo nodded enthusiastically. "She is that much of a bother. You should keep her on a leash or something," he mumbled, kicking a stray pebble, which skitted across the pathways and disappeared into the grass. Huh. "And my birthdays dead, buried and gone to hell." He was bitter, he couldn't help it! He let out a long, mornful sigh, desperate not to smile as Miles hugged him.
"Hrrrrm." He mumbled, the corners of his lips twitching. "I don't see why we have to do this NOW. On my birthday."
It was only when Lima sat down, that Hugo smiled. "I am peaceful!" He insisted, shuffling closer to her and resting his head on her shoulder. His eyes drifted towards Miles and Vannie, unsure whether or not they knew about...them. Oo-er. Miles would probably laugh at him for finally having a girlfriend, and Vannie would just...warn Lima to RUN. Mer.
"I TOLD YOU it was my birthday," Hugo snapped, glaring at her with all the force he could master. GRRRR! "If I could hit anyone with my mind, it would be you," he added under his breath, too quiet for anyone to hear. It just made him feel a little better to silently curse her. And if she didn't shut her trap, he may have to kick her subtly. Heh heh.
He scowled as Vannie purposely snuggled up to Miles. Frowning, Hugo draped his arm over both Miles and Lima, as if to say MINE! "Yeah we could try, but at the end of it we'd still hate each other, and you'd still have killed my birthday so there's not much point really."
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Originally Posted by Hollister
"I agree." Miles smiled at Lima, then looked back at the two 'children'. They were acting like they did when they were younger! It was all ridiculous, and Miles had to be in the middle of it didn't he? First they were kissing, now they're clawing each other! "Let's just, try and be civil. Pleeeeeeeeeease?"
Miles rolled his eyes, Vannie was trying her best to be helpful, but snapping back at him wasn't going to help at all. "Vannie, calm down a minute." This didn't seem to be tham making friends, but if they killed Hugo's birthday or not. They would probably be fine soon and have a big birthday party for him, or atleast, Miles hoped. He wrapped his arm around her, just incase Hugo tried anything.
"HUGO!" Miles was pushed over the edge at 'Leash' "PLEEEASE, just, calm down with the insults?" His sentance got weaker and weaker as he tended to give into people. but this seemed to be really difficult to give into anyone. Miles didn't want there to be any sides, as both sides he loved and cared for. So how was he meant to sort this out? "I don't realize what made you all think you should sort this out today, I agree." He nodded at Hugo. "Whose idea was this anyway?"
Miles cocked his head to the side. Hugo was being awfully cosey with Lima, but he let it pass, Miles was cuddly with Lima now and then, why couldn't anyone else?
"HUGO!" He yelled again. He was a mad man today! "Don't threaten her! If you want this to get better, how is this going to help?" Miles sighed, and leaned back on the bench. He wished is could just all blow away, he was kind of thinking he would rather them snog at the pumpkin patch then argue like this. Merr. "Maybe we don't have to sort this out now, but can you both promise me you'll stop insulting and threatening each other? And don't say something like 'I will if she/he will.'" Miles folded his arms.
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Originally Posted by Whitterz
She sighed in relief. Well, at least Vannie was willing to try here. And not be a pain about it too. "Thank you," she said appreciatively, offering her fellow Badger a warm smile. She knew it wasn't easy for Vannie to listen to all the stuff being said about her. She resisted the urge to roll her eyes and thought to herself once again that she had caused way much more trouble then it was worth.
Though her annoyance lessened a bit as Hugo rested his head against her shoulders. Though she wondered what Miles and Vannie would thin about it. "Mmhmm, sure you are," she said sighing. She was still half-tempted to tell him to stop being so immature.
Then he continued on being rude. Rude and unwilling to try. She huffed and abruptly got off the bench, half-tempted to just walk off. But she couldn't do that 'cause she was the one that started it. Instead she just looked at him and said, "can you at least stop with the rudeness? Please?" She was going to beg him if she had to, damn it!
She sighed in relief as she heard Miles start trying to talk to them both. Though she also felt guilty for putting him in this position. But if Hugo and Vannie would at least listen to them...
Then he asked whose idea this whole thing. She gulped and said, "it was mine. But I was only trying to help. I'm such an idiot!"
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Originally Posted by Rachie..x
Vanessa had really been attempting to ignoring the comments that Hugo had been making, but she knew that they were beginning to annoy her, and it was most likely because it was Hugo.
She had to smile though, a little, when she heard Miles sticking up for her. She was kind of glad that someone was doing so, for she knew that she wouldn't be able to get Hugo to stop. He would probably just twist what she said around, and make it sound like she was the one in the wrong. Not that she wasn't. It was both of there problem, and they both needed to sort it. She wanted to sort it. But Hugos comments weren't helping.
She nodded at what Miles said, she did need to calm down, because her snapping at Hugo probably wasn't helping at all. But then she caught what Hugo said. Keep her on a leash? A Leash! Did Hugo think that she was just some dog or something. She glanced at Lima, who didn't seemed to have heard, but the girl probbly just was thinking that it was her fault for bringing them both together. But it wasn't Lima's fault. They were just being difficult.
She suddenly looked at Hugo again, as she heard him speak again, she still hadn't got over at leash comment. She wasn't a dog! She glared at him, whilst trying to calm down. She didn't want to make Miles angry. When Miles spoke, she glanced at Hugo again. Had he threatened her? "Hugo," She glared at him. "You've been harshly commenting on me since I've been here. And I don't get why. It's not like your the biggest star in the world," She spoke, rolling her eyes, as she pulled herself out of Miles grasp, and got off the bench.
"And I do not need a leash. Because I AM NOT A DOG!" She looked at Hugo. "But I think that you are!" That was probably a bad idea, for during her little speech, her anger had spun up, and she ended up swining her right fist, until it colided with Hugo's face.
Realising what she had done, she glanced at Miles apologetically before running off.
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Originally Posted by Dracos_Lady
Hugo winced as Miles practically shrieked his name, before demanding whose idea it had been. Bugger, now he'd put his Lima in it. MER! His hand automatically flew to hers, clasping it between his own. But Miles was still yelling his name again and again. "I didn't threaten..." he trailed off, not even bothering to argue. It would only end up with his name being shouted again. Which was starting to give him a bit of a headache.
"Sorry," Hugo mumbled. Lima was practically the only one who could actually control him, because if she was mad at him....shudder. He didn't like to think about it really. "It's not your fault!" He insisted, throwing his arms around her desperately. "It's mine! I'm stupid! Not you!" He clung to her like a little boy who didn't want to be seperated from his mummy. "I'll stop being rude! I will! Just smiiiiile!" He peered at her hopefully.
Hugo let his arms drop to his sides, after failing to make Lima smile. And Miles was looking pretty stony too. Oh brilliant, now it was ALL his fault. GRR. He was about to protest, when Vannie began having a little rant at him. He stood there in silence, staring as the Midget began to blabber on about untruths and such. Of course I'm the biggest star in the world. He thought, frowning at her, his fingers digging into his trousers. They would surely rip if he got anymore frustrated. "You don't know why? YOU DON'T KNOW WHY? Well! I'll tell you why, Miss Midget!"
But Hugo never told Vannie why he had been commenting. For at that exact moment, her fist made contact with his perfect face. He heard the crunch, felt the pain, saw the blood.
"Oh brilliant. Your stupid girlfriend broke my nose, and you want me to be friends with her?" He asked, turning to Miles with a dampened, but not angry expression. "That's the second time my nose has snapped in two weeks."
It was in the middle of class and he just asked for ice-cream when Jack mentioned an ice-cream truck
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Originally Posted by Slytherin Fox - Antonio Dumont
"Those are all great, keep going!", Antonio said. "And sometimes you can't fly directly to certain cities, you have to find other ways to get there, or their destination might be out in the country some place that you have to drive to. Sometimes muggles even have to take buses." He heard someone mention ice cream truck and looked directly at Jack. "Do you have ice cream?", he asked. Did the students know that he was craving a cone?
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Varius Tipps, the Carrot Hunter, the Hair Burner, the one who would not be phased by anything but a giant polka dotted boy is terrified by the Crocker brothers in the Huffie CR:
SPOILER!!: Rabid Badgers
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Originally Posted by Lowlow/Willie
After a few months of hibernation where Willie spent his days in bed and in the back of the class, falling asleep. After charging his energy for these past months, Willie was now crazier than a banshee who was set free.
Running down from his dorm room with his tie wrapped on his head, his shirt untucked and his pants obviously bigger than his size, Willie's eyes fell on a certain someone he had wanted to see for a few weeks. With glimmering eyes, the small boy plotted against this person.
Mwahahaha.
With a swift move, Willie fell to the ground and crawled towards the beanie bag, ready to pounce on his brother. This will be awesome, the boy decided.
Taking a deep breath, Willie placed himself behind his brother's ear and then...
"GAARRREEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!"
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Originally Posted by Nabs/Garret
"WHAT?! WHERE'S THE FIRE?!" Garret jumped out of the beanbag as if his butt had been burned by ashwinder eggs. He looked around wildly, spotted the source of the noise and reached over to drag the boy out by the collar of his shirt, "You little runt, you're lucky I don't turn your knees back t' front!"
He stared down his kid brother, fixing him with what he hoped was a crazy glint in his eye, "Krazikazi taught me how to do it in class today."
So that wasn't all true, but they had mentioned it.
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Originally Posted by Leeness/Varius
Just as Varius and Garret were having a nice conversation discussing T.V's and Sandra Ohhhhh ( :wub: ) someone began SCREAMING, making Varius rush to his feet, reach into his pockets and pull out his magical carrot of defense and wonder!!! "Stay back peasant!" he threw the vegetable, aiming for the boys head.
"Hey... I recognise you... you're... Willie, right? We share a dorm together... I think this is the first time i've seen you out of bed," and it turned out these two were related. And Varius was supposed to be weird. Nuuu uhhh! Not compared to this family it seemed.
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Originally Posted by Willie
Willie cackled happily at his brother's fear, but that cackle soon went away when a carrot whacked his head. "OIII!" The small boy snapped, rubbing his head and glaring at the boy. Before he could threaten him with driving his teeth into his ear, Garret was already dragging him on his feet with his collar.
"Ayyyyyyeee, ayyyeee, eathy on the thirt whydontcha?! I ain't got alot dontchaknow!" Willie told him, sticking his tongue out at him. But he quickly stopped when his brother fixed a stare on him. Green eyes widened and the corner of his lip started to twitch.
"HAHAHAHA!" He burst laughing, tears rolling down his cheeks. "Ai--OII, carro--carrot boy, don't me bro--brother look funneh, eh? Ga--Garret, thtooopp it!"
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Originally Posted by Garret
Garret let forth a growl like a wild animal (WILD!) and tossed his little brother onto the beanbag. Before the thing could deflate completely, Garret had already pounced on top of him and was trapping the eleven year old deviant's face in his armpit.
"YEH, take that, you like that?" He laughed, rubbing Willie's hair like Varius had done his earlier as he continued to Pit the kid, "DO YA?!"
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Originally Posted by Varius
Varius stared in shock and the brothers fighting. He couldn't even respond to Willie's question because VARIUS was actually terrified of the stare Garret was giving, despite it wasn't even meant for him and then... oh Merlin! Garret just threw his brother to the ground... oh and stuck his arm pit in his face... oh Merlin.
WHATTHAHELL!????
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Originally Posted by Willie
Willie was completely taken off guard. He did not expect his brother to toss him onto the beanbag and then. Oh dear heavens. DEAR GOD NO! Willie was now screaming into his brother's pit, flailing his arms.
It took him only a few seconds to know what to do. With his sharp teeth, Willie bite his brother's armpit rather monstrously, wanting nothing more than to show him how it's like to be played with.
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Originally Posted by Garret
"AAAARGH!!!" Garret shouted in a rather high-pitched voice before he flipped Willie over onto his stomach and sat on his back. There were perks to having a little brother so small that you could toss them around like a bag of Bertie Bott's beans.
"Now, you stay there and fink bout wotchoo did." Garret instructed the kid under him before turning to Varius with a smile, as if he hadn't just abused his little brother in their common room, "So Dumont's givin' away ice-cream?"
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Originally Posted by Varius
Varius reached up to his own armpits and stroked them delicately, not wishing to experience the pain that Garret must have gone through there... who had ever had a bruise on their armpit anyway? He was right... this family was strange... he thought it may have been best if he had originally just sauntered off to his dorm in the first place...
"Er..." Varius wasn't sure what to say, Garret was acting as if nothing had happened, "Yeh, I wanted some strawberry... but wasn't sure if the ice cream was filled with something that was making the Professor act all weird in the first place." He didn't take his eyes off of Willie, trying to see whether or not the poor boy was still alive.
Professor Pink | Mrs. Bruce Wayne | I'm on a Goat | Glitterpuff | Dumbledore's Defense Squad | BHB
I just.......died. I also gigglesnorted myself to death whilst reading the pitting up there, Nabs/Lizzie/Lee.
But no, read this and fall off your chair:
SPOILER!!: BOO!
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Originally Posted by cake.ninjak
Ian was on his way down from Kapoor's office back to his own office when he came across a student wearing one of them DADA badges.
Heheh he thought to himself. Oh, this'll be good.
He immediately started charging at the boy, gelatinous stomach jiggling and all. "Raahhhhawhahahahaahwwaaaa!!!! OOOOGGA BOOOOGA BOOGAA!!!" he screamed, flailing his arms like a maniac. His wand was securely tucked away in his robes. He had no intention to send a curse his way. He was just looking for a good laugh.
"BOO!"
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Originally Posted by Monkey Princess
William froze as he thought he heard something, his wand held in his hands in a matter of mili-seconds as he looked around. It was a a blob - or what appeared to be a blob - charging after him shouting and acting hysterical. He screamed like a girl and ran the other way, tripping over his shoe lace which had come undone as he was walking.
He landed with a 'omph' and turned, shaking. "Please don't hurt me!" she squeaked, shaking. "I...I...I" he began stuttering, wondering what in tarnations was going on.
Had all the professors gone mad?
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Originally Posted by cake.ninjak
Ian stopped just short of the boy and quickly transitioned into a casual walk. He stared at the boy, now on the ground, as though he were the crazy one. "What's wrong with you? I'm just walking here."
Ian stuffed his hands into his pockets and continued on his way, leaving the boy to wonder what the heck had just happened.
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Originally Posted by Monkey Princess
He was now utterly confused. Standing up he dusted himself off and blinked up at him. "You just tried to scare me professor." He said calmly, his heart calming down now. "I'm confused." he said more to himself as he watched the professor walk away.
He stood there, shaking his head for a minute, frowning. Did the professor have just a little too much chocolate this morning or something? He wondered if he should follow him, just to make sure he didn't break out into a tap dancing, robot speaking trance or something.
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Originally Posted by cake.ninjak
Once he was about twenty paces away, he quickly turned around and pointed his wand right at the boy's head.
"Cervinus!" the old man shouted. A bolt of light rushed at the unsuspecting vitctim's head.
OOC: Cervinus means "deer" in Latin, so this is the "Antler Jinx."
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Originally Posted by Monkey Princess
William was just about to go after the professor when he turned and cast a spell at him., Right away, Williams wand shot up and two words flowed from his mouth. "Protego!" he almost bellowed, an instant shield coming out of his wand focused around his upper torso and head. He focused on keeping it strong, so that no part of the spell would hit him.
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Originally Posted by cake.ninjak
Ian chuckled. He was SO sure his charm would hit the kid. "Impressive, William. Yes, I know who you are." He pulled a little paper out of his pocket and waved it. "I'm on..uhh...'assignment.'"
Ian turned with a wink and continued walking. "As you were."
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Originally Posted by Monkey Princess
William sighed, smiling at the professor. "Thank you Sir." he said bowing slightly. He eyed the little piece of paper and suddenly understood. "Oh, well good luck Sir." He said, smiling as he slipped his wand in his pocket, still holding it as he turned around, suddenly hungry.
Time to get something to eat he mused.
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