Well well well well well.

Well.

There are CLEARLY some people in this world that I simply cannot stand to see/hear/smell/interact/exist on the same planet with. At first, my List of Evildoers simply included that horrendous Slytherin Captain, Desdemonda Abendroopface. But NO, alas, I now have a new Public Enemy Number One: The Rudest and Most Annoying Beater in Hogwarts History.....

*drumroll*

Willow Kovac.


That's right, I detest abhor despise loathe HATE her. Plain and simple, she is the vilest of the vile, the weirdest of the weird, the wickedest of all Ravenclaws I've ever known existed.

*deep breath*

I don't know why it took me so long to realize that she is Evil Incarnate, but she is. I've tried being nice to her, and we even got along last term from meeting in the library to that one class when she got ink all over her, yeah. I was the friendly, helpful, charming, gorgeous Hufflepuff I always am, and she was the snide little girl she always is. I don't know why I even bothered to try, honestly.

But then came The Worst Day Ever, which was basically the day I had a huuuge fight with Ryan and cried my heart out cuz I thought the world was ending and SHE came along and saw me. Not my best moment, I'll admit, but I was heartbroken, shattered, and really really sad.

And what did she do? Called me insane. Bipolar, actually, whatever that means - like, c'mon, even I know Santa lives at the North Pole and penguins live at the South Pole. Not both, hello! Bipolar probably isn't even a word. Dumb Claw.

Anyways, the real reason I'm just now exploding is because of The Courtyard. Yeah. I was minding my own business, reading that cool Charms book I bought in Diagon Alley, when along comes The Ice Sculpture. Ugh.

Well being the naturally awesome HuffieMcPuffer I am, I greeted her cheerfully and inquired about her well being. Of course she acted all surprised to see me being nice (which just proves my theory that she is so mean she has no friends) and we were having a fairly good conversation....until another Ravenclaw literally ran me over.

Juni Goodwin, I think that's her name, is a pretty ferocious little Seeker, although she is ridiculously clumsy and timid. Still, I like the girl - possibly just because Willow hates her. Anyways, then we were getting along fine until Cap'n Mumma Mia knocked Willow over.

HA! I nearly busted a gut from trying not to laugh out loud. Her facial expression was something of a mix between a very angry snowman and a dreadfully dull prune. Ohhh it was definitely photo-worthy.

Anyways, with Mia there, and all four of us being Quidditch-players, the talk turned to our upcoming championship match and that Kovac girl actually threatened me. HELLO, not only is she evil, rude, and mean, she also makes DEATH THREATS on a daily basis.

And you know, I've done research on mental illnesses and I've seen (from afar) patients at St. Mungo's. And Willow Kovac has always met the physical, mental, etc. profile for someone with Anti-Social Disorder. Heck, even most Muggle murderers suffer from Anti-Social Disorder (I believe the figure is about 98.3%).

So there she was, trying to threaten me or at least scare me with all this talk of her taking me out of the Championship Match because of one lousy bludger. Whatever. Beater is sooooo a boys' position anyways.

I told her off, cuz some wimpy third year like her is not going to scare me, and then she starts SPREADING RUMORS that I'm bipolar! When is she gonna give it up? She's telling Juni that I'm crazy, she's telling Amelia that I'm nuts, heck, next she'll probably start putting up posters around the school with my picture on them and the text "Have you seen this St. Mungo's Escapee?"

Honestly, that's a very hurtful thing to say. And do you know why she thinks I'm crazy? Just because of The Worst Day Ever last term and she happened to see my breakdown. That's ridiculous - I mean, I'm so past that anger stage anyways. Ryan and I are back together again and I would never blow up on him again.

Willow Kovac, however, is fair game. I couldn't even speak to that witch after she started telling my friends I was nuts - I just called her heartless (which is just stating the obvious) and then I got the Hades out of there. If I ever have to see her face again and there is not some obvious concrete barrier/force field around her, rest assured that she will not be left with a face when I'm done.

What is my rant, you ask?

Everyone is simply idiotic. I cannot stand this. I prefer Durmstang to these... simpletons.

Grr stupid people plotting a rebelion to get Hogwarts back !
Whats the point
Thell make no difference !!

Dude, the more you fidget, the tighter the straightjacket gets, just CALM DOWN!

Kay? You can't save the world, you can't save mankind, heck, you proly can't even save yourself, no matter who you are, no matter what you do. Just stop it, and leave the rest of us to laugh at you, because of your imbasilic over-reactions.

Honestly coming here might be good for me after all despite I just spent one whole term in Belle's.. thank merlin we get to go to Hogwarts next term and I don't have to be around all girls all the time. Belle's was horrible, with the ministry professors and such. But I believe the worst day of this term had to be when I met Prefect Trelawney, honestly she scares me a lot and needless to say I'm still quite terrified of her despite that she's graduating soon.

So much happened this term from helping to plan to get into the secret tunnel with a few of my former friends to getting tutoring in duelling by Prefect Trelawney and starting the fight with that slightly unstable witch Kayla Winters.

Grr..that girl makes me crazy, just because she's a 3rd year and a stupid Hufflepuff doesn't mean that she has the right to cause trouble with a 1st year(soon to be 2nd year) Slytherin. She has no idea what I've got in store for her next term.. she just better watch her back and since Prefect Trelawney won't be around, I can officially go after her. *evil laughs and smirks*

Rant over!

Cassandra Trelawney steps up to the podium.

*tap tap*

"Is this thing on? Oh Good. Ahem. EIGHT POINTS?! I lose Top Student this term to that overgrown golen retriever for Eight Points?! Amelia Rose. If Korvis had put in her points, I'm sure you'd be behind me!

So there.

*steps off*

Ok, I have to get this off my chest. It's been driving me mad ever since Rae announced it at the End of Term feast and I've GOT to say something, because I know a lot of people out there are thinking this too.

I'm sick of all the Slytherin's complaining because they didn't get the ACTUAL house cup, and quite frankly I'm ready to tell off the next whiner I hear. Seriously, just knock it off already. You guys get your name on the stupid thing, be happy about that. Be happy that you're even getting THAT after all the unfair way you went about winning the cup this year. Quite frankly, you don't even deserve recognition for those lousy points that Cooper gave you. Whatever, if you guys think you won fair and square, keep your opinions to yourselves cause you've got 3 other houses who feel that you didn't. Plain and simple.

I hope you know that we Gryffindor's were actually trying to win the FAIR way, to prove that we didn't deserve the kind of treatment that Cooper gave us this year. Cause, you know, that's how us noble lions do it. So, thanks, thanks for beating us down into the ground even more with your silly little requests to Cooper claiming that you're being treated unfairly.

Whatever. Everyone knows who the real winners are. So there.

And I'm gone...I feel a lot better now!

I have two things I need to get out.

One: Can't people just let it go, about the house cup? Slytherin didn't rightfully deserve it this time because they would have gotten it unfairly, I'll give you that. However their house went on it, so people are still complaining? What does it matter! Honestly people, it's just a trophy! The real reward should be in the satisfaction in a job well done, in achieving a goal as a team. Not about winning a peice of metal. The trophy is a nice reward the Professor's give each term, but when people act this way about it, it seems like they've missed the whole meaning in winning the House cup.

Life's not a big competition nor is school based around such. If you've tried your best, you should be proud of yourself and your housemates no matter what place your house finishes in.


And secondly, more personal matter: Frederic Krum is RIDICULOUS! URGH! I barely know him at all, all I can really say and be sure of is he does NOT like me and frankly the feeling is mutual. How was it MY fault I was trying to be normal, since Lexi was sitting right there. I asked a question, I thought it was harmless! (afterward not so much..) And he broke a glass because he couldn't control his stupid anger, because of this Alexis figured out we can't stand eachother and now Alexis and I aren't talking! Forgive me for not knowing Frederic's temper was the size of a teaspoon, but I don't see how this is all MY fault.

Alright.. I'm done, sorry. *Savannah quickly walks off*

Okay, I need to get this out of my system now before I explode later on. Even though we got our name put on the House Cup, it is not the same feeling as having the House Cup, which I made add, we rightfully earned unlike what other houses have to say about it.

Next term, there will be a Slytherin uprising, and we will have both cups back where they rightfully belong!

Rant Done!!

*Trel Walks up to the podium again giving everyone a death glare.*

Ahem...

When Gryffindor students did something braver than any other house... they got awarded points and no one questioned it.

When Ravenclaw students did something to show how superior their intelligence was from all the other students, they get awarded points and no one questioned it.

When Hufflepuffs students proved their loyalties and hard work above any of the other house, they have gotten points, and no one questioned it.

But the moment two Slytherin students, prove their cunning and their ambition, beyond any reasonable doubt and points are finally awarded them, it is done unfairly? it is cheating?

*turns to Slytherin student only, they are the only ones that matter anyway*

Slytherin won the right to call themselves champions, even if the headmistress and the other houses don't believe so. We are who we are and I for one am proud of our great house.

*steps off podium growling at anyone who says otherwise*

Okay, in the past three years, the one person at Hogwarts that has driven me insane. Possibly angry. Are you ready for this?

*sighs*

Cassandra Trelawney. Honestly, that girl has some serious anger management issues. For the past two years, she thinks she could remain as top student by doing whatever she is to the professors; it's the slytherin prefect we're talking about here!

Now when we have all female professors, and the one person she despises most actually BESTS her in something, she goes all PSYCHO. So what if I beat her by EIGHT FLIPPING POINTS!?! You'd think she would be happy that someone could actually beat her in something; that someone challenged her in points and won. Not Cassandra.

It's because that witch is crazy.... Like St Mungos crazy! I mean, not only have I been trying beat her for the past three years, but whenever I see her I do try to make amends with her. I want to be that nice, sweet, friendly Hufflepuff with her that I am with everyone else. It's not like I'm not trying. Believe me, I try... it's HER!

So whoever or wherever Cassandra Trelawney ends up ... GOOD LUCK to all who have to deal with that psycho's wrath.

Rant over. Train is coming. And I never have to see her face again.

*marches to the podium, steps up*

You are just jealous because none of you thought of the idea and you are upset because Slytherin got rewarded for doing what we do best. Well tough! Get over it! You can't beat us. We are smarter, more determined and willing to go that extra mile to win. The rest of you are all too faint at heart to compete with us! So grow up and take your beating like a champ and be happy we went easy on you this term.

Umm .. *coughs*

I know .. everyone is mad and all. Ermm.. Sad, Yeaah .. Slytherin won. The whole cunning thing happened .. which is unfair YAADADADA! .. .. Umm but PEOPLE! .. Summer is here. We are gonna go home .. and PAAARTTY and finally be lazzzyyy!! .. No more studying and no more Night Pajama's which smell like Cat Litter .. cause Mum is gonna do my laundry .. and I can actually kick Garfield out my room. WOOHOO.

Reaaaaaaaaaallly, WAKE UP! .. Summmmmmmer is here.

*stops*

*stars at the still angry people* ..

Umm Yeah, No worries .. You guys can be mad ..*gulps* .. err .. Use a baseball ..*coughs*

Err .. Yeaah .. *fidgets* I'll keep my sane happiness to myself ..Teehee .. and leave now *scrams*

*ahem*

Yeah, well, we won.

The name of the game this term was who could play politics best.

And Slytherins, we just do that well. It doesn't mean everyone else's efforts were less important. But it also doesn't mean we cheated. If a Ravenclaw had done it, y'all would be saying "it was really wise, clever... how Ravenclaw of them."

If a Hufflepuff had gotten a HUFFLE minister to give them points, y'all would be saying, "it just goes to show that the minister was loyal to his House, isn't that noble and doesn't that prove that hard working Hufflepuffs succeed?"

If it was Gryffindor, well... You get my point. Please, let's stop complaining about the fact that Slytherins are good at politics and start celebrating the fact that we'll all be together next term. In Hogwarts.

And I'm first in queue to wear the suits of armor, y'all. Just saying.

And I plan to skip down the corridor while I'm wearing it.

Okay. I'm getting sick of everyone complaining. I'm with Slytherin on this. They developed a plan (a genius one at that) and it worked. So it may seem a little sneaky, but it's clever. You have to give them that. They took advantage of their situation. It was bloody genius.

The point is this: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw students, get off your high horses and get over it. Try harder next term. Slytherin, stop getting upset over what other people think of you. You already know everyone thinks you're slimy, which most of you aren't. You deal with that, so why can't you deal with this? Revel in your win - you deserve it! You don't need to prove to the rest of us that you won; the proof is in the points.

I`m very annoyed by everyone! There I said it I`m annoyed by the Slythrins who saw they won and by the rest who saw Slythrin cheeted. Your both wrong.

Slythrins it was a great way to proove your cunningness but really think about it no other house has gotten 2000 points for showing how wise they were or how loyal they were or how brave they were even Harry Potter didn`t get 2000 points yes perhaps you deserved 300 of those but then even then Gryfindor win yeah so there I proved you wrong using facts like a true Ravenclaw you don`t see me getting 2000 points

Professor Kazimeriz is a buffoon! You would think OWNING the dueling arena and being sole guardian of said room would ensure he put a stop to all life threatening antics! Well nooooooo. Clearly putting a protection around the room to ensure overly sized pink bows with yellow polka dots did NOT cross this old man's mind!

He should be deducted a million points for ignorance! Sheer ignorance!

I shall sue if I end up having mental issues when I grow older. Now... I need to go owl my Mum - BYE!

I just have to say whatever has possessed the professors to give us permission to hex each at random and throw bouncy red balls at each other please keep it up! It is such a great stress reliever and I feel like I just had a 2 week spa treatment!! Its almost as good as eating a box of chocolate frogs in one sitting.

Please for the sake of my humanity keep it up!

Alright, there's a lot I have to say here so bear with me.

First off, I'm now a 3rd year, I don't feel much different except for the fact that I'm now closer to reaching the top of the food chain when it comes to years.

My solo career is just going awesomely well, I mean like I'm recording my first album for the record executive from Capitol Records at the end of this term. Its the biggest thing to happen to me since I found out that I finally got all my money back.

I would like to thank Professor Kazimeriz for giving our DADA class such a creative and fun lab to do. I got to hex and jinx Miss Hufflepuff Prefect Kayla Winters which was for sure fun, even though we aren't fighting anymore. I ended up having to defend myself against that scary little Hufflepuff Jack Mosier. Merlin, that kid scared me with what he knew about me, seriously I almost lost my focus and left myself open to being hexed and/or jinxed.

The search for love is still going on, yet what I don't get is how my "friend" Whitney who's a 2nd year has a boyfriend who, get this, IS A 5TH YEAR! Of course I'm jealous and slightly hurt and upset. This doesn't make any sense, like I've suffered enough through my life, can't I just find my Prince Charming and live happily ever after or is that just a lie that will never happen?

*grumblemumble*

BAH! I'm starting to get reeeeeeeeally sick of stupid Jack Mosier. All the time! Whenever I'm around if he isn't acting freakishly nice after PUNCHING ME, he's sending me glares across the classroom, and storming over being all THREATENING, he's pushing it to the limit in the one class he'll probably get away with it. I hate that kid... He's such a bully and... people were sticking up for me... *sniffles* I just can't take that kind of intense pressure.

Seriously... all anyone wants to do in this place, is hurt me. Jack punched me (and when he missed the first time, tried again, and caught me), Allie dislocated my shoulder. The lampost broke my face...

I can't stand these people threatening me either, and being all overbearing. At least the prefects are quick moving when it comes to Jack people turning scary.

Well... *snifflesniffles*... I suppose that's it... Sigh...

(oh, and another thing, Professor Morgan, yeah, her... she blatantly hates me too... Setting Allie chasing me over the grounds, i bet she did... Well, I'm not going back unless she drags me back...)

*sniffles*

Oh and as a sidebar there totally needs to be way more chocolate served at meals around here. Just a little FYI for the house elves to consider

*stumbles in* Stupid step

Ok, I have something to say, I'll say it loud, and I'll say it proud

I am Jack Mosier, you people have a problem? Get lost! I cant remember what I did to you! Because of Kayla Winters and her stupid, pathetic prefects badge, then her ego "Oh, I saved you" ppssshhhh, from what?? The boogyman? Pfffft, sheesh, I mean c'mon! Jake runs away, Dumont wont let me run away, I do stuff which I can't help, and then y'all go crazy on me! GET A LIFE PEOPLE, I did!

And another thing, WHY? Why do I always get into trouble, stupid idiotic teachers, they never get it right do they?! Why can't you leave me alooooooone! If I do something to you now, fair enough, but if I did it to you in the past, forget it! Cheeeyaaa people.


Get a brain, forget the grudges and get a life!

*stomps out*

I've had enough of this nonsense! Seriously, I'm the one getting the shaft here in my life and that's not cool. Everyone around me is happy, yet I'm the one with the dark cloud over her head, which happens to rain down on me everyday. Why am I the one who has to be shafted in life?

*screams and runs off crying*

Alright.. I have something to say that I'm not happy about.. Hufflepuff loses 5000 then gets it back, this is an outrage! Honestly, the points should have stood the way they were, then Slytherin would have a better shot at taking Ravenclaw out of the top spot.

Alright... I need to say something.

I don't like that people wanted to hurt Jack for losing points. He's a firstie, and he doesn't know any better, in most situations... And, in his defense, Miss Professor Lupa seems to be... not herself right now! So really, all you Hufflepuffs who thought about hurting Jack need to stop! He's 11 years old, and we all made mistakes when we were littler...


...right?

Anyway, if I can forgive him for hexing me, can't you all forgive him for losing a few housepoints? You got them back, didn't you? So... it's all okay...