What is going on? I come to Hogwarts, all excited to start my first year at school after being homeschooled all my life, and what do I find? SEPERATE SCHOOLS! ZOMG! I can't believe this!

It figures, that just as I was having fun with a new girl that I really liked, we get seperated. I was looking for her all through the train, but I couldn't find her head of dark hair anywhere over the crowd.

Wait, I meant pink hair. PINK HAIR! I don't like anyone with dark hair...wow. That was weird.

Anyways, so now I can't say goodbye to Pink Girl and I may never see her again. It is her last year. Her last year! What if we don't get to hang out at all, like not even at Hogsmeade or...anywhere? And I had just asked her on a date too! I really like her, and I think we could have something special...but that's not going to happen anymore. I'll be stuck to having a letter romance with her. And I'm already rubbish at flirting in person. How terrible will I be trying to flirt ON PARCHMENT?

My life stinks.

Oh, and to top off my lovely day, someone has the nerve to actually tell me that I don't deserve my badge. And, it's a dude, of course, and now that we have seperate schools I'll be spending all my time with him. How lovely. I'd like to see him tell me I'm not worthy of being a prefect one more time...I'll show him how good of a prefect I can be!

Alright, I'm done, for now. But I can guarantee that after a day or two or this seperation thing, I'll be back in here.

Ok so I think I have a fairy godwitch looking after me. I swear. As everyone knows by now the boys are being seperated from the girls. No one knows how long, well at least the students don't. Bit do you know what this means? Take a guess, anyone. No Samson! No boys. No Samson. No boys. No Samson! No Samson! NO SAMSON!

I won't have to give evil looks or wonder if I'll bump into him on accident or worse on purpose. This seperation also means no Gavin, Samson's evil side kick. I just can't believe i won't have to deal with the savage beasts anymore.

Well I mean I'll miss Aiden and his Minkus but thats about it. He's the only non savage beast I can think of. Oh well at least not I can deal with girl drama frist like IssyC. Crud. IssyC. She's going to be heartbroken. Oh noes. I think I'm going to keep my distance now. Good thing I guess.

Anyway, just liked to say I L-O-V-E this non boys school. There will be no protest from me.

I'm going to be honest for a moment. I have no clue as to what's going on. Everyone is complaining and whining about this separation thing, which by the way I have no clue about. Everyone seriously needs to stop whining likes emos.

Another thing, I clearly don't belong here. I should be back in the muggle world as all the crazy people call it. I mean seriously I don't belong here. I'm always lost and confused, even though I keep on telling myself that "I'm only slightly lost and a little confused." This magical world is too much for me and I don't think I'm going to be able to handle all the stress that this bloody world causes. I honestly think I'm going to die here, that's terrible to say but I think it's true.

Then there's the whole I look like I've been mugged thing. I wasn't mugged I was in a car accident with me dad. Who happens to be in a coma at this very moment. And I wanna be there when he comes to. But my mommy won't let. It's not fair and it's injustice. I'm sorry my mom is lawyer and my dad is doctor. I'm kinda doom in which caree path I'll choose later on in life.

I'm going to go now, before I start to ramble. But I think I've already started to ramble. Uhhh I'm leaving now.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Okay. Breathe. Calm down. Just relax. We'll be fine. NO!

Right so they separated the carriages according to gender and I think that is pretty pathetic. I mean COME ON! We are going to see each other at Hogwarts again in a few minutes. What's the big idea? But then I realised a few minutes away from Gavin and Samson will do me some good. Samson and his blabbing was kinda getting annoying. Sugar is just bad for him.

Anyways, so I approached the carriages and spotted Juni. And she told me they were separating the schools.

*blink*

THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE! How could they do this? Obviously she's mistaken. They didn't separate the school in the -- Heaven knows how many hundreds of years it has been around, and they are going to do it NOW?!

And now I am confused. They CAN'T do this to us. I was happy about a FEW minutes -- not for the rest of my time at Hogwarts.

Does that mean I won't EVER be able to see Samson again? Or Aiden? Or even Gavin? No wait -- they can keep Gavin for as long as they like.

... Whoever thought of this must be crazy -- that's for sure.

HOLY HIPPOGRIFFS! Seriously, the students of Hogwarts need to chill out. The train arrived into hogsmeade station as usual, but apparently we're separated into carriages based on gender. Big deal! You know what that means, right? No Tancred - yea, i don't have to see those ocean blue eyes for awhile. They guilt me too much.

Besides, I think having girls and boys separate, even if it temporary will do everyone some good. Except the fact that girls have way too much drama and my head feels like its going to explode, but at least I'm a legal witch now. Oh wait, can't use magic as offense.. that would be bad, wouldn't it?

Oh fine, no magic.

Can I least get some firewhiskey? Make it two.... with these girls, i'll need it. Actually I think there are bigger worries than boys being separate from girls. Like quidditch; I know girls are tough and all that but I need boys on my quidditch team too!! Oh and did you see that creepy old lady outside the girls carriage? Yea. She's weird. *makes note to stay away from her*

I never ever knew how dramatic some people could be. I honestly never thought someone could top my younger sisters level of being overly dramatic, but I've been proven wrong! >_____________< Honestly, I'm going to have one of the worldest largest headaches by the end of the night, from all the complaining about being seperated. YES, its not fun, but yelling about it (if anyone hasn't noticed already!) is getting NO WHERE! The sad part is my headache would never compare to the ones I imagine the poor Professors are getting, they have more to deal with then all this whining. I hope Nurse Numel has something for that..headaches I mean; Good gracious they act like the sky is falling AND the world is ending all in one short moment! I hope that scary old lady blue-dress Lady silences everyone or something. Crying about it is NOT going to get anyones way. If everyone would hush up long enough and get on the blasted carriages so we can go to our destination, MAYBE we'd know whats going on! *Huffs*

I for one come from a country that has had to suffer through forced segregation by the British for hundreds of years! This brings back painful memories for me. My countrymen are still fighting for the right to live and work amoung who they please!

Now I will not be as silly as to say that we are being separated based on color and then subjugated and made second class citizens or anything. But the the road to hell is paved in good intentions.

OH MY FRICKIN GOD !!! Will you all just shut up for like five minutes ?? Everything single girl keeps whining about how horrible it is with out boys. Is that all these girls think about ? If so I'm royally screwed since I'm gonna have to listen to that. The whole over dramatics are getting old and I'm getting sick of it.

Half of my school career was spent at a very expensive and exclusive all girls school. And you know what ?? It wasn't that horrible and guess what all the girls survived. Someone kill me, seriously kill me and end my suffering.

And there's now a protest on the platform. How wonderful ?? Do you really think they'll listen and do really think that they care. Protest need many people to work, no just two since tragically two means nothing. I'm tired of sitting around and waiting for something to happen. Grrrr !!!!!!! My head hurts from all the whining. You know what I think, I think that none of the boys really honestly care as much as the girls.

I have a feeling that this isn't going to be a fun year. Maybe I'm wrong or maybe I can see the future, who really knows.

This fricken school will be the death of me...

Can I ask you something ?? How bad would it be if you want to a school without boys ?? My answer, it wouldn't be horrible and I'm sure everything would work out for the best. No I'm going to go and shut up now.

Well I went to an all pureblood primary school and nothing of course was wrong with that on principle. But I missed out an a lot of great interactions with different kinds of people! I am not upset at the fact that I can't snuggle with my bf at the lake. I am upset that they didn't bother to ask us nor tell us anything. They assumed that since we are children that we just have to go with the flow and take it how we get it. No one ever bothers to ask a child anything, but then we are expected to behave and think like adults all the time.

You can't have your cake and eat it to. Either I am mature enough to everything or I'm not.

Woot no more girls. I hope this carries on for the rest of the year. I can't handle their drama. I can't handle some of the boys' drama as well, but that isn't the point. I might be slightly upset to not be seeing some of the girls I met in Diagon Alley, but me and Billium are going to rock this school, with James and Fred. Though I do hope that Billium gets over his ravenous Pygmy Puff idea. I am not letting James anywhere near him.

Okay. So I went back to talk to talk to Samson and he was trying to convince me that they actually WERE separating the school and that the news was right and stuff -- And he was HAPPY about it. I guess I shouldn't be surprised. You know -- him and his anti-female agenda. But that is besides the point.

So there I was talking to him and then he was talking to these two other girls (you know he loves to pick fights? He threw a packet of jelly beans at them in the train and they are still a bit annoyed with them about it *rollseyes*). And well, listening to their conversation was kinda fun -- at first. Samson was being dramatic and pretending to confess his love for them and Blah Blah Blah ... and then they were snapping at each other and stuff.

It would have been funny, if it wasn't downright annoying.

I mean -- There I was, talking to a friend whom I might not see for a very long time and they were interrupting! HELLO! Move along! Get over it, right?

I know Samson isn't excatly easygoing. But seriously -- they talked and remarked like they weren't willing to move and 'pretend' like they didn't want to talk to him.

Well, if you don't want to talk to him, then walk away!

Seriously, it isn't that difficult. All you have to do is walk in the opposite direction.

And then I told them to please stop it and go about their business, they told ME to go find a carriage. Um, yeah. Thanks for your concern, but I already have a carriage and I was there talking to a friend. But I didn't say anything and ignored them.

In the end I kinda see Samson's point. He must have met girls like those to make him so anti-female. JEESH!

Okay. Imm done.

I'm hungry! Why don't the carriages move already? *kicks squab* So what if the girls ain't comin' wiv us? That means more chocolate for us, right?

Can we go already?

This is really weird. My first term at Hogwarts and they're already doing weird things. Why did I transfer? Okay, that's a stupid question, but still. I want answers, but I'm not gonna chant like others. That's just silly. They're gonna get no where with that and they need to stop giving the prefects such a hard time. They're doing the best they can and they don't know anything more than the rest of us.

I do miss the girls, but I'm more concerned as to where we're going. For all we know we could be going to our death! I know, that's a little dramatic, but I wanna prepare myself for the worst, which probably won't be anything more than a bee sting.

I wonder whose idea this was. I dunno if I want to pat them on the back or hit them. Till I figure it out, I better keep an eye on Phineas. That ferret seems to like to wander and this is not exactly the perfect moment for that.

Oh well. It seems I'll have to wait this out until they finally tell us what's going on. And who are those weird adults telling us what to do? Ridiculous...

I do not like girls. Girls are whiny and annoying and they cause too much drama. I want to be with the boys! Gah!!

Why exactly must we be separated? Because some people are spending more time worrying about their girlfriend/boyfriends, and not classes or something?

Thats a lame reason.

I am swearing off of chocolate until everything goes back to the way it was. The way that it should be.

Would you all stop complaining about something you can't change? I have a headache, I'm dying for some pot roast and I have a sore back, let alone my empathic ability which is driving me batty with all your whining! Geez, is it so much to ask to stop crying and DO something?? It's not the end of the world if you can't be with your boyfriend, and seriosuly, who needs one anyway?

*shakes head*

Please, all I'm asking is CALM DOWN! We'll be at school soon and Rae will fill us in, hopefully anyway. I trust the Headmistress and if she feels for some strange reason to split us up then so be it! Unless my theory is correct then I'll really be angry.

Oh, and PLEASE listen to the prefects, no matter what House they're in. They know what's good for us, that's why they were made prefects!

Now, where's my chocolate frogs from Hungary?

AHHHHHHHHHH !!! Have you ever been at the point where you just wanna strangle everyone ??? Well I'm at the that point, but don't worry I won't resort to that. One because I'm nonviolent and two I clearly have a broken arm, so don't worry one bit. Will someone take me back to the Real World, since this world suck majorly.

Another thing I'm clearly not a narcissist but I look absolutely horrible and I can't help but wish I was invisible at the moment. Maybe I should tell people I was mugged, that sounds less horrible then being in a car wreck. But then again being mugged doesn't sound like something I would ever want to experience. Then I also don't ever want to be back in any hosptials ever. They smell funny and they have needles and they poke people with said needles.

I both love and loath my bright pink cast. I lovee it because it's pink and bright. Then again I utterly loath it, since itches and doesn't smell that amazing. Though it would be fun to hit some with it. Don't worry I would never hit anyone, since that would clearly hurt my wrist or arm or something. I donno, so don't ask me.

This rant is clearly going nowhere.

So I'mm done.

*Caleum walks up to the microphone* Is this thing on? *chuckles*

Umm...what's up with Bob and his food? Someone please feed the man before he drives me up the wall. Let's all pitch in so he can go to the feast and feed his tummy. *rolls eyes*

For everyone else, trust me, it's not the end of the world as some are claiming it to be.

Neo: You should give him an acorn.

I was fresh out of acorns. You weren't around.

Neo: Oh, pointing the finger at me now are you? Well then...-takes the mic- Caleum stole the last cookie from the cookie jar. -collective gasp from the audience- I know, shocker of the century. FYI: this just goes to prove my point about the lack of acorns around.

*takes the mic back* And a good cookie it was!

Jason gives Reeese and Monica the very dirtiest looks for them lying. " The girls are lying professor" Jason told him in an angry voice. Cale is a liar!!!" Jason told the professor

Excuse me but what? all i was doing was being honest with my brother! Hello?

Okay,I have the same problem as Monica here...

I see Cale and Jason having a little argument.SO,I get off my carriage and walk over there.I back Cale up,beacause I know Cale wouldn't threaten anybody.The Jason calls me a liar!!!Ooooo,he did not go there.I hate being called names.Jason better watch out,I do have a temper...

Amen Reese! And then he continues on to say that he doesn't want to be my cousin anymore? ok fine your choice, but don't call me a liar!

Okay I'm back,again...

So,I'm still in the drama at the Platform.I'm backing Cale up and Jason think I like him.NOOOO!!!! Cale is like an older brother to me...And FYI,I already have a boyfriend!!! Jason is on my last nerve!!!!

me too...

This all reminds me so much of last term and being called a traitor to Gryffindor just cause I have Slytherin Friends!

That's not right!!!

Gryiffindors and Slytherins can be friends without being a traitor.Just like girls and guys can be friends without liking each other.GESH!!! Does anybody understand??Girls and Guys CAN be friends without liking each other!!!!!

NO GIRLS! NO GIRLS! NO GIRLS!

Do you have any idea how GREAT this news is? And here I was all this time, thinking Hogwarts was some stinking co-educational school with annoying girls and all their curly-haired, frilly skirted drama about hot boys, breaking nails, and wondering what to wear on a Hogsmeade weekend 'in case their crush sees them' *bats lashes*. BLAH. It makes me sick.

... But now, thanks to the separation thing, I'm not sick anymore! In fact, I've never been happier. It's gonna be like Drumstrang all over again! No more girly drama, and just pure manly-ness all over the place. Uh, and don't think I'm gay. Because I'm not! Eh. I don't expect you to understand. Hmph. And besides, what's the deal with all these girls and their drama anyway? It's like they can't live without boys, and that's just sick and makes them look... Nevermind. I'd rather not say anything. If I did, I'd probably get more of those nagging girls on my back, professing their pretend love for me. Pretend or not, they're gross and cootie-ridden. Eugh. Like that other girl, what was her name? KaySomething. Not like I care! She's so obnoxious and lame! She keeps blabbing on and on and on and on, telling everyone who's dumb enough to listen that I picked the wrong girl to cross. Yeah right. Samson Carswell picks whoever he wants to pick on and no one's good enough. Especially not that girl. Gah. Then I had to resort to desperate measures just to get her away, and still she didn't go away. Plus she had this companion, that Slytherin 5th year who thinks she's so smart, when she really isn't! I mean, c'mon! Isn't that the reason I'm in Ravenclaw and she's not? Geez. She can't even comprehend that simple thing. Sucker. And she talks a lot, too. Seriously, don't these girls know when to quit? It's like they're asking for an argument. Well, I'm gonna give it to 'em.

Merlin, will I be ever so glad to get away from those monsters.

Though, I will kinda miss Sabrina. And some of the other girls. Issy and Juni, probably. And Gavin will most definitely miss Jukebox, but he and I will just have to cope without ladies to pick on. Ah well.

Eep. PS. Callie can rot in the world down under (not Australia, mind), and her fugly parrot can join her, too. Aithley will need companions down there. Muahaha!

not quite a rant but....

i had rather enjoyed watching the drama at the platform. i mean there only so much you can do waiting for the carriages to get a move on. the only othe thing that was remotely interesting was the word that Ravenclaws got decked out 10 pts and we're not even at Hogwarts yet