So what is up with the boys in this school? They seem to have only 2 things on their mind : Flirting with every female who gets within 10 feet of them, and trying to kill anyone with a Y chromosome. I swear, everytime I'm in a room with 2 or more of the male students, I get smothered by the male aggresion in the air. It's almost too much to bear! Is it something in the water that's injecting these hyper levels of testosterone into their systems?

Bah! Perhaps a good long dipping in the lake should take care of the problem.

(ooc: LOL, love this thread)

Now, I have a thing or two to say (Or three or four). What is with our prefects lately? They're supposed to instill stability and normalcy in our school yet they're the ones jumping off their rockers voluntarily! "Why yes! Don't mind me! I'm just insane and trying to get in trouble. Care to join me?" Why, I certainly do not care to join you Mr. Prefect!

Let's start with our Hufflepuff Prefect, Mister Leo Moretti. He's got charm. He's got wit. He's got the looks. But is he a model Prefect? He bloody isn't! He flirts with everyone, including me! Who in their right mind flirts with me? He really is suffering from dementia. He insists on calling me Celestina when he very well knows I detest that name and has no respect for the rules or his girlfriend! Lovely girl, by the way, if not a little bit scary.

Then there is our Ravenclaw Prefect, Tagren Sevens. He is as unruly as his hair! Plus he's quite disgusting and I do forgive him for that. He is a boy after all but honestly! He doesn't listen to advice and conveniently forgets he's a prefect.

Let's not talk about the other crazies running about the premises of Hogwarts! What with Whende and Eliza I've had enough. At least Whende is agreeable but I am very close to strangling Eliza! Not only is she disturbingly odd she's a snitch! I'll get her. Eventually.

Then there is our nutty Professors. Don't get me wrong. They're all quite nice but must they be so random? Professor Lainey is---completly insane, I quite gave up on her terms ago. But Blaylock and Maline, they make me worry. But I blame Blaylock's insanity on Moretti's incesant flirting. I just pray to the gods that it isn't contagious.

Isn't the water polluted? Someone should run some tests and check the water suply! It must be infested with something. Possibly billywig poop?

And lastly. I hate hormones. Even my own.

What is wrong with everyone in hogwarts? Is there something about me that makes them jump to the conclusion that I'm out of my mind? So,I have been hearing voices! And maybe I am just acting a tad out of the ordinary but that doesn't make me crazy!
What the others find sane,I find mental and not right. Not everyone has the same opinion and not EVERYONE is good at hiding! And yes,I may be a rat but some people deserve to be told on!

I swear,the next person to call me crazy will be the one out of their mind in St Mungos!And I've had enough of everyone hating me! I've only just found out that Ringo was planning on killing me, which completely scary since he was a working for my cousins family. And then I have Brooke giving me dirty looks! I think they're just all jealosu of how beauty I am.

And then there's that one, Bucky I think she's called. Don't get me started on Bucky! She TOLD those--- those---- Leo-haters that I was a- eaves-dropping on their conversation. I SO was but that isn't the point. I mean, Come On! What I do in my own time is my own business.

Is there something in the air that has everyone at each other's throats? The prefects are plotting against fellow prefects, relatives turning against one another, housemates thinking I'm...I mean, others are crazy!

And what is up with the Professors? I heard about Blaylock conjuring up a duck or something and Lainey had a class where they gave a tribute to merpeople! Then there's the Headmistress, don't get me wrong, I thing she is ncie and all but she is ever so slightly rude! Saying I could go to St Mungos for being crazy, that was just---just RUDE!

And is this love potion season in hogwarts? I am trying to sell mine and I end up getting one myself and nearly loosing my boyfriend!
I sometimes feel it best if I just lock myself up in the Girls Dorms and staying there until the end of term. Maybe I should do that. It'd save me a lot of trouble. And I won't get a pillow-baby thrown at my head.

Stupid hawt, cute, beautiful hair-perfected, Prefect Leo Moretti. Beating me over the head with Bucky's Pillow-baby. I'll get him. But I really can't. I can't even bring myself to think about hurting him. He's just so cute! But---- I mustn't think like that. It must just be my hormones. I. Love. Elijah. Not. Leo. Moretti. I'll just keep having to tell myself that.

I know who Ringo was trying to kill. It was Eliza. Well Natalie too, and guess what? Nat's father was trying to kill her and his niece! How messed up is that? What inhuman....thing would do that? It must suck to be a Malfoy or a Lestrange for that matter. Why would you do that? Even a half elf would think twice about trying to kill someone! Ringo is evil. I know he is! Why else would someone give up his freedom to become a servant to a bunch of evil people?

ARG! I can't believe that people in the wizarding world could be so cruel! Even if they are purebloods, that gives them no right to opress people that can do the same things as them just because they're different! It's so similar to the muggle world with all the rasism there! There are people killing each other just because they used to live in different countries and so their skin had adapted to the conditions!

Then there's sexism. How in the world can men think they are better than woman? Just becaue the first couple of women were not exactly psychologically strong doesn't mean that everyone like them are weak! Just because the first few women didn't really have strong opinions doesn't mean men can order them around like servants and then argue that they are the ones who have to go out and bring in the money! They brought it one themselves! We didn't ask to be the ones having to take care of the kids and clean up the house! Men put that one us! We asked for equality and we don't complain about the fact that we have to right to it!

What is with everyone and my boxes? I mean, you can write mine and the sort all over it, but do people really care? No. They just steal them when you're too busy putting on an insane act. I mean... more insane that usual. Am I insane? I didn't think so. Wait a second. What am I talking about anyway? Oh, right. My boxes.

I mean, first there was Geleira. That was my snake, the best pet since a dog. And she burned up! Of course, she was always going to burn up, but couldn't I have at least watched?

Then there's my other box. That box is definately my box. But Polly just went off and stole it. I think I'll go crazy before I get that thing back. What if she does something to my Ca- I mean... my... uh.... Yeah. C-Candy. She might... er... EAT IT!!!!! I want my box. Whoever knows where it happens to be right now, give it back.

This is spiffy eh? Well. I guess I should start. So first on my list I have is…Lua. I mean I do love her but GOD. What annoys me about her is that she doesn’t trust me anymore like she used to. I mean come on. Just cause I flirted with De Luca in front of her in class she goes all crazy on me. Plus, De Luca isn’t interesting anymore. Why? Because she’s my cousin.

Oh yeah…Cousin. Now to me that is FREAKY. I mean, I have a cousin in school. Who is also my Professor. I guess she could give me points I dunno. But what I hate about Ally is, she takes this Boss thing business to seriously. I am not her boy. I do appreciate the things she’ll teach me though.

Next on my list. Natasha Blaylock. That woman doesn’t appreciate the work I do. I mean I helped her get Erickson for god’s sake! She can’t manage a thing without me or Ally. We planned it and we did it. And look where she is now. Kissing that fool called Erickson.

Another person who ticks me off, Erickson. I don’t trust that guy. He’s a player. And I know a player when I see one. And I’m sure he’s a player. I think he’s gonna break Blaylock’s heart. She’s a divination teacher. Shouldn’t she see in the beyond? She gotta see this guy going for Maline.

Maline., that little devil. She’s all cute and stuff. But in real life she ain’t . She’s likea monster. Just ready to eat you alive, with her army of animals. She creeps me out. I hate animals.

Who else? OH YEAH. That little kid that’s named after a game or something….Oh yeah. Tag. I don’t hate the kid. But obviously he hates me. Or he adores me but he’s too ashamed to say it. Either one. I don’t like the looks of him. He’s up to something. I feel it in my hair.

Another Ravenclaw who gets to me is Jeremiah Turner. I think his last name is funny, Turner. Haha. That’s funny. Anyway the thing that annoys me about him is that he kissed Bucky without her permission. That ain’t right y’all. That’s low class which I guess he is, Turner. Ahaha. Okay…what else about Turner? Oh yeah. He needs gel in his hair.

Now it’s Bucky’s turn. Oh yes Bucky. Why? Because I don’t like her hair now, all pink and girly. What happened to her old hair? I mean it matched her eyes perfectly.Cometo think of it.Lua and Bucky share the same eyes. And they’re both weird. Oh well. Anyway on to Bucky again. She just doesn’t appreciate the Moretti around her. She always kills my vibe. “God Moretti you such a..yada yada yada.” Oh shut up. Like you’re not annoying Bucky. Cause you so are.

How about someone in my house. I know, Evan Cassels. The Hufflepuff Qudditch captian. Who is a jerk and a Slyhterin wanna be. What have I ever done to him? I mean I know why Jeremiah hates me. But I can’t understand why Evan does. Maybe he’s just jealous of me because he can’t have his hair like mine. I mean, I’m just so darn pretty.

I just remembered something that annoys me. The Headmistress’ babies. GOD. They just cry all day and night. I would love to silence them just once. Though, I’d be expelled or put in detention. But as long as I got Ally. My back is safe…I think.

I’m trying to remember people I know. But, I can’t really think of anyone else…I think I’m just so annoyed with these people. I can’t think of other people who have bad hair. Or are just plain annoying.

Ranting. Something I have never sunk into doing but I need to right now. First off this school has POOR HYGIENE! I mean seriously I feel like some of the people at the school do not care whether they shower every day or not. They sneeze on theirselves then proceed to hug their friends. I can't TAKE THIS.

Secondly the lake water. I mean seriously WHO wants lake water dumped on them after they faint?! I sure don't and I've fainted a total of three times while I've been here.

Now I know we shouldn't rant about students but there's this one that's got me stumped. I don't know what it is about him. I don't even know the kid's NAME. He just randomly ran into my office one day and messed my hair up. He said I was 'it' before he left, though. We have too many crazy people here! I mean I don't play tag! Come on now.

Okay I"m done.

I just don't understand one thing. What is it with people, ice creams, Diagon Alley and bumping into me? I mean HELLO -- there are others on this planet. Why me? And why is it that I am incapable of eating more than two spoons of ice cream before someone 'bumps' into me? What's with the bumping?

First year, I got lemon and lime ice cream -- and I bump into Samson (who is starting to get on my nerves now). My ice cream went -- SPLANK! -- on the floor. (Lucky it wasn't his shirt or he would have eaten me alive -- okay, that's not true.) And then he stalked me into the ice cream parlour again and I asked him WHY he was stalking me -- he got angry and left. Hmph. I just asked him a simple question. There was no need to be so sensitive about it. But I was nice, so I bought him and myself some more ice cream and went up to his room to apologise and give it to him.

And what does he do? Well, he forgave me -- but then what did he do? He splattered ice cream on me. I didn't get a chance to pay him back (and mind you, I will pay him back.) The year went by. Second year I didn't go to Diagon Alley because dad was sick.

And now. Third year. I bought ice cream and a random Ravenclaw girl ran into me -- where did the ice cream go? On my shirt of course. I went to get another one in a few hours and where did that one end up? ON MY SHIRT! Another girl 'ran' into me. And Samson says I wasn't looking. AS IF! This was completely their fault! I really should keep my mouth shut - especially when talking to Samson.

Next time -- remind me not to tell Samson all this. He'll only make fun of me. Some friend he is.

Ruff. Grr. Gosh darn it. How ever you want to show that I'm frustrated works cause I am. It's all because of some snotty nose 3rd year who thinks he's better then everyone else. Yes you guessed it. His filthy name is Samson. What kind of name is Samson anyway.

Anyway, not the point. Ugh. He's so rude it's ridculus, won't acknowledge me and he doesn't even no me, but I don't know for about 20 minutes if you count all the times we actually talked, and I can't just say "Boy. You're the filthiest, rudest, ugliest boy in the world and I'm turning you into a pet frog now." to his face cause Issy has to go and have a "non crush" on him. "Non crush" my grandma's butt. So anything I say to him has to be at least some what polite or I could lose a friend and we already have problems. But I just want to slap him, turn him into a donkey, something, anything to this fugly boy who gets on my nerves.

Samson beware. That's all I'm saying. Beware.

Merlin must REALLY have it in for me this term. Cale frazzling Newell is my co-prefect. I can't even be in the same room with him for five minutes without arguing over something. I've never met a boy who's as much of a drama queen as I am.

I really want to get along with him, though. That's the bad thing about it. His cousin is my very best friend, and she'd be so upset if she found out. What do you do when the one person you want to get along with more than anything else turns out to be the one person you have the most trouble getting along with?

What is it with the boys at this school?

OK what in Merlin's frilly pink underpants is up with all the freaking Weasleys! What are they doing over there at the Burrow! Every time I turn around its another Weasley cousin! I mean honestly is it like the last name Jones or Smith in the United States or Patel in India or Garcia in Mexico. You can't swing a dead niffler without hitting a Weasley.

I mean don't get me wrong some of them, well two of them are my good friends *cough* Monica and Excelsior *cough*, but if I never met another Weasley it will be too soon.

And another thing with it is with the snooty attitudes and the raised eyebrows all over the place. Attitude much? I mean is this a twisted magical version of Gossip Girl or something. Did someone not get a hug today or what.

And more one thing where are all the ugly people at? I mean did someone chop down the ugly tree or something, the ratio to hot guys to girls at this school is driving me crazy! I mean can we get an average looking guy or something. We are teenage girls here! We don't need hot looking guys running around the school. We have lessons to concentrate on!

Ok alright I am done! Just had to say that I still love all of you *smooches*

What is it with flippin girls in this school? Are all of them completely loony? For one, my fellow prefect is completely insane. I thought we could get along after Diagon Alley, but no. The second she finds out I'm prefect, she completely flips. Literally, screaming at me! I didn't do anything wrong...what, am I supposed to be punished for being such an excellent student that I earned the badge?

I'll bet she's jealous of me. I probably threaten her.

Then, just when I'm having fun with a girl that I actually like, my ex-girlfriend shows up. Of all the compartments on the train, she just had to choose mine! Coincidence? I think not. And then, Little Miss Prefect just has to go invite her to sit with us.

I pretty much want to strangle Anna Griengoth right now.

I have the same problem as Tommy.There are too many people who are related to the Weasley.GOSH!!!!

It's like everytime you turn around here's another one.

And also I hate when people you don't know come up and talk to me just like they know who I am.It gets sooooo annoying.

And some of the prefects don't do anything but sit around and talk.I'm not talking about Cale...I promise.But there are a few prefects I am talking about.I will not mention names.Come on people there's a reason Headmistress chose you,but what is the reason...

Okay I'm feel better...

Why are there so many GIRLS in this school?! There we were, having some good old MALE bonding time in our hard earned compartment (wiv a trunk blocking the doorway, which should have been a good hint) when a pack of girls stroll in wiv their girly talk and temper tantrums.

Any bloke would understand the simple rule of: See flyin' jellybean - catch in mouth! But no! They just sat there gettin' angry! Well, don't complain when you get up to find a chocolate print on your bottom, lovie, we were havin' a messiest eater contest when you lot waltzed in.

*shudders* Just fink of all the girly germs they've spread round the compartment now...

OOC: *snickers* I love playing an eleven year old boy

Okay can I have a single minute to myself in this place? Seriously, all the time it's this and that, peoples emotions running wild and driving me crazy! Don't they realize there's an empath in the school who's been going through a rough time? No, it appears they DON'T! Please, all I'm asking is to keep your annoying hormones out of the school and leave them at home.

Another thing; is it too much to ask to STOP SNOGGING?!? I understand a little kiss here and there among the older students, but first years with fourth years snogging in the halls, come on! Where's the prefects to stop it, are they all in the tub or something? What's so important about it anyway, it only leads to problems. Like breaking up and starting a huge fight over who gets what. Honestly, give it up epople! Someo f us are trying to learn in this school, not learn how to get a guy in ten days. That movei does not work, believe me!

I think I'm all finished now, but believe me if I see another snogging fest then I'll scream, seriously scream and you don't want me screaming!

*takes a deep breath* Wow, this does work *skips out*

OOC: I love playing an empathic 16 year old girl lol

I need another minute in here...

What is up with the girls???They stay in pack sof three or more and all they do is talk about their hair.It gets so annoying.They crowd up the compartments in the train.And when we're at school,they take up the entire lake.GESH!!!!I'm glad I'm not a preppy girl.I'm just....well....Clumsy.That's about itBut,anyways,these girls are getting annoything.You can never have a good conversations with a guy without a girl standing there staring at you or pointing at you.

Okay,I done...

Just as side note to Reese it is never too late to think about a good hair care regiment. What is with all those greasy haired emo walking around the corridors? I mean I get the whole emo thing but would it kill any of you to lather,rinse and repeat every couple of days? Geez!

I agree with Ariana what is with all the snogging! I mean why is a first year snogging anyone but their pillow at night! I mean is it something in the food!

Okay maybe your right,Tommy.Some people need to wash their hair.

*shakes head*


Ewww...greasy hair is so gross...even thinking about it is gross

OOC: Could we PLEASE try and keep the prefect bashing to a minimum, guys? We're trying our best, we really are, just because we aren't RPing it doesn't mean we aren't watching you guys...just keep in mind who's feelings you might be hurting when you say stuff, mkay? Thanks a bunch

IC: So, I'm back. Strangely enough, to complain about girls. Seriously, they are all driving me off my rocker. I'm sick of girls giving me attitude when I haven't done anything to them. And, what's with Anna acting all weird around me lately? If this is over the whole prefect thing, I'm over this. And drama. Period.

Girls must be loonies. That is the only conclusion I can come to.

I'm over my prefect thing.I didn't mean to hurt your feelings,guysSorry*gives all prefects hugs*I know you try your best


LOONIES!!!

Those girls you hang-out with are loonies!!!!I walk into the compartment and I can feel the anger in the room.Gesh.But you made a good choice to leave the compartment.Good Job!

ooc: Yeah, chill out on the bashing. The prefects aren't superman, cut them a little slack, especially when a few of them are new to this.

-sidles in- I have a rant...it's to do with the lack of acorns around here. How am I supposed to keep a squirrel happy if there are no acorns? Squeaker likes his acorns...I was happy when there was one girl who conveniently had acorns on her in Diagon Alley, but the prospect of finding them has dwindled significantly. But, we should have more acorn trees around here. Perhaps I'll plant a few...acorns are love people. Embrace them, love them, honour the acorn.

Don't give me that look. I like gathering acorns, alright?

Okay. First of all? Why does everyone think I'm so weird? Sure, I like to read palms. Sure, I like tea, not butterbeer. Sure, I have a pet rabbit. SO WHAT?!?!?!!

Okay. Few deep breaths. Alright.

Second. Why does it seem that 'love conquers all' seems to be the main thing here? Please. Keep the flirtiness minimal. It's enough as it is with seeing actors and actresses make out in every scene in movies - but seriously? I bet you that Hogwarts has more 'couple-of-the-year's than Salem did. ARGH!

Okay. Enough ranting. I need some tea.

NO BOYS!!!!

I'm going to die.Most of my friends are boys.And I didn't get to talk to them much on the train and when I get off,I still cannot talk to them.GESH!!! I am not happy!!!!I already miss all my guy friends(you know who you are.)
*stomps off*
What is going on here???

NO BOYS! oh the shame! Just when I finally find a guy that I like and who wont run away to the States and leave me broken hearted we get separated! GRR