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Old 07-07-2007, 01:21 AM
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The Times has a satirical piece in which Hugo Rifkind writes a weeks worth of entries in J.K.Rowling's imaginary diary.

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“You don’t like the way Harry and all his friends get decapitated with an enormous axe?” “Not so much,” says the publisher.

I put a hand to my hip. “Or the way Voldemort disintegrates the body parts into a fine magic dust, which he sprinkles across time and space, thus eradicating Harry Potter et al from existence for ever?”
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I’ve developed this weird tic whenever I pick up a pen. I sort of stop concentrating and start assuming it is a wand. The actress who plays Hermione Granger hands me a fountain pen and asks me to sign her copy of The Chamber of Secrets. I do, but it’s a close thing. I very nearly flick ink in her face and scream “Avada Kedavra!”
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I suppose there is always crucifixion, I muse, staring at the back of Daniel Radcliffe’s head. That could work. I should rather like to see Harry crucified. Radcliffe sees me staring and goes quite pale.
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That was weird funny! (Not the crucifiction part, that wasn't)

I can't believe I got another first post!

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Old 07-07-2007, 01:33 AM   #3 (permalink)


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I suppose there is always crucifixion, I muse, staring at the back of Daniel Radcliffe’s head. That could work. I should rather like to see Harry crucified. Radcliffe sees me staring and goes quite pale.
Hahaha!! Thats quite funny actually..!
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Old 07-07-2007, 01:35 AM   #4 (permalink)
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*Giggles* That was weird and funny atthe same time.
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Old 07-07-2007, 01:55 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I'm not sure what I think about that.
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Old 07-07-2007, 02:17 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I'm with ^Jordan on that!

Buuuut this,-
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I suppose there is always crucifixion, I muse, staring at the back of Daniel Radcliffe’s head. That could work. I should rather like to see Harry crucified. Radcliffe sees me staring and goes quite pale.
was pretty funny!
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Old 07-07-2007, 02:18 AM   #7 (permalink)
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WOW pretty wierd
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Old 07-07-2007, 03:55 AM   #8 (permalink)
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If I were Jo, I think I'd be offended by that article... he's making her sound like some mad woman! *pokes him*
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Old 07-07-2007, 04:23 AM   #9 (permalink)
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that was weird
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Old 07-07-2007, 08:21 AM   #10 (permalink)

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I agree with Emma; Its very ... violent lets just say. Its very offensive in my opinion.
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Old 07-07-2007, 08:31 AM   #11 (permalink)
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???? whooa there! a bit weird...umm ok...the part about Dan was a bit frigthening!
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Old 07-07-2007, 08:32 AM   #12 (permalink)
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So funny!
Avada Kedavra at Emma?!!?
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Old 07-07-2007, 09:00 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I’ve developed this weird tic whenever I pick up a pen. I sort of stop concentrating and start assuming it is a wand. The actress who plays Hermione Granger hands me a fountain pen and asks me to sign her copy of The Chamber of Secrets. I do, but it’s a close thing. I very nearly flick ink in her face and scream “Avada Kedavra!”
Ha Ha so funny - Poor Emma ha ha - it not like it for real
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Great interview though a bit wierd.
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Sort of violent, but still funny.

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Old 07-07-2007, 10:44 AM   #16 (permalink)
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What a strange article...

Not my kind of humor! Maybe I'm too serious to understand this 'humor'...
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Old 07-07-2007, 11:47 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I thought it was quite comical and sarcastic! I enjoyed it actually! Of course, one must take such commentary with a grain of salt and not take offense when it does not appear to be intentionally malicious.
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Yeh i have nooo idea what that was about!!! lmao
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Old 07-07-2007, 12:48 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Quite funny, actually.
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haha, taht was a good laugh for today. pretty funny!
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Old 07-07-2007, 01:30 PM   #23 (permalink)

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Guys, it's satire, as in a form of humour. Maybe it's too British for some of you. It's supposed to be, and is in my opinion, funny.
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Old 07-07-2007, 01:43 PM   #24 (permalink)
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LOL That is brilliant, I love the bit about crucifying Harry!!
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Ahaha. Hilarious!
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