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Sweet.Nightmare · 08-13-2008, 09:00 PM

I can't believe I haven't commented here! It's hilarious, Dani. And Legend, too.

Haha. Mackayla would totally pay money to see Legend in a pink tutu

Kaos.Doodles · 08-21-2008, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by D.A Forever

*Dies* Legend is a riot.

That made me laugh alot!

Legend's being

~~Katie seys Legends roadkill when she gets her hands on him~~

Anywho! LOVE it Twinnie!

He's not being evil he's being LEGEND

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Originally Posted by MUSTANG SALLY

Dude Legend can make me laugh for days!!

I wonder it Katie takes the bait

LOL Thats good

She will

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Originally Posted by Phoenix 8390

This was.....AMAZING!!! Legend is hilarious as usual

That was pretty much my favorite paragraph

Great job Dani

Thanks Shannie

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Originally Posted by Sweet.Nightmare

I can't believe I haven't commented here! It's hilarious, Dani. And Legend, too.

Haha. Mackayla would totally pay money to see Legend in a pink tutu

OMG

NOOOO PINK TUTU

Kaos.Doodles · 08-21-2008, 10:56 PM

June 14th 2066
11:47am

I have realized something. I haven't writen to you in like...months! But thats not my fault. You see the purpose of this autobiography is to tell you all the important and cool things going on in my life. And in the last couple of months....not so important...not soo cool. So that is why I haven't been writing. However NOW I have big news and big updates.

Firstly; soon ended for the summer 3 days ago. Which normally would be pretty cool, but this time it isn't.

Wanna know why?

Huh?

We are at war.

Well....at least me and Jordan against stupid Penguin.

I guess I didn't explain Penguin in here before did I? Well I will now. Penguin = Jones Pingu. I call him Penguin cause his last name reminds me of this Penguin on a old muggle tv show. Anyways Jones is my mortal (I like that word) enemy. Biggest Booger you'd ever meet. He is a year older than me but was still in Katie and my class cause it was split (grade 3/4). So Penguin is like....a giant. He's like a kid wrestler. No one would try fighting with him. And his dad is in the army (which explains whis weirdo hair cuts).

So let's repeat. Penguin = Big Booger.

What does Booger mean you ask?

Brainless
Old
Ogar
Growing
Evenmore
Retarded

(Hehe yeah me and Jordan came up with that)

Back to story...thingy.

Around Penguin you will ALWAYS find Mucus. Hehe ok that's not his real name but again thats what I call him. His name is Markus and he's Jones's like...sidekick. He's a little dinky kid that I could beat up sooo easily without magic or anything! But I'm a good person so I don't.

So are you wondering why I would go to war with the biggest bully of all time and his dinky little sidekick? We'll it all started like this: Me and Jordan were coming back from the park yesterday. It wasn't the park near us though it was the good park. Which is about.....8 or 9 blocks away. Jones's neighborhood. So where was I? Oh yeah! We were coming back and then we saw Jones and Markus messing with Robbie Truong. ROBBIE TRUONG.

Someone has to be INSANE to mess with Robbie Truong.

Lemme explain. Now, did I say Markus was dinky? Well Robbie is about the dinkest kid you'll ever meet! Yet he's really smart and usually keeps to himself. He HAS friends though but....he's in a neutral position. He doesn't so ANYTHING to anyone. He's not a geek either that someone just randomly picks on! He's a NICE person!

So when me and Jordan say Jones and Markus trying to beat him up we were all. "DUDE What are you doing thats ROBBIE TRUONG." And Jones was all ( in his big dumb booger caveman voice) "Well...I..durr..umm..I know man...duurr." And I was like "You better leave him alone!" And Markus was all (in his squeaky little rat face voice) "Whatcha gonna do about it brutto?" (Brutto means ugly in Italian and I can NOT believe the rat face Mucus called me ugly, he should really look in a mirror)

So Jordan was all "You mess with Robbie Truong you mess with us!" (Smart Jordan seriously cool dude) And then Jones was all "Well...duurrrr....ok durrrr....you guys better watch your back man durrr." And Markus was like "YEAH This means war."

And then they left.

(Hoped you liked the description of that day)

Basically we arrived just in time though. Robbie wasn't all that hurt. But this means this summer is gonna be tough. We are gonna need more people on our side! We gotta recruit cause I don't doubt that Jones is gonna be doing the same thing.

So we have to get recruits AND equipment.We can use the Girlimanator for one thing...OH I forgot to mention that!

So Katie came over to my house months ago yada yada yada. And took like a HUGE sip and she basically spit most of it out ( but im betting she drank some) And then started to chase me and Jordan around until throwing the Girlimanator our heads. And let me tell you. That thing STINGS the eyes!

So me and Jordan decided that it probably wouldn't work to get rid of cooties because one; no one would drink it and two; it tastes really bad. So we decided to add hot cause to the formula and use it for something else. A weapon for this war is a great idea. We also renamed it; The Yucklimanator.

So this war would be PERFECT to use the Yucklimanator.

OH We also need a name for our war group..hmm...

Oh well, I'm gonna go eat lunch now!

Peace Around the World for Generations

- Mistah Cool Prince

D.A Forever · 08-21-2008, 11:11 PM

First thing that came to mind reading about Robbie, was Minkus from boy meets world

I am sooo proud of Legend and Jordan! ^____^ Sticking up for lil Robbie

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That thing STINGS the eyes!

Love it twinneh <3

MUSTANG SALLY · 08-23-2008, 02:22 AM

DUDDDDE!!!!

Katie drank it

Oh man that was great!!

And Legend is at war

Go get them Leg!

Awesome post Baby Quad!!

Kaos.Doodles · 08-27-2008, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by D.A Forever

First thing that came to mind reading about Robbie, was Minkus from boy meets world

I am sooo proud of Legend and Jordan! ^____^ Sticking up for lil Robbie

Love it twinneh <3

You ish watching too much boy meets world.

Thanks

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Originally Posted by MUSTANG SALLY

DUDDDDE!!!!

Katie drank it

Oh man that was great!!

And Legend is at war

Go get them Leg!

Awesome post Baby Quad!!

Thanks Steppie!

Kaos.Doodles · 08-27-2008, 11:34 PM

June 19th 2066
7:24pm

Adults are morons. They are idiots. They are fools. They are ignoramuseseseses.

AND

They are just plan stupid.

End of story.

Ok so I'm taking a break from writing about the war to tell you how foolish adults are. Because I got alot of time to write about the war because I'm not going anywhere for the summer like I usually do.

Now, why might you ask am I insulting adults? Well not adults in general....ok maybe just the ones I know. Anyways. My parents (or parent and step parent whatever) have really annoyed me. Wanna know whhhhyyy?

~~Mum~~ Rae is gonna have a baby! Wait no no wait hold on a second. Not A baby but TWO babies!
TWINS!

Do you NOT think my parents are too old to have babies?!? My dad just turned 41! Um hello yeah durrr WAY TOO OLD!

But thats not all. Today I was told that Lorraine (Katie's mom) Is having TRIPLETS. YES you heard right. THREE babies

So what does that equal? 2 + 3 = FIVE NEW BABIES!

Don't get me wrong but, OLD PEOPLE (as in people that already have kids and are over 35) ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO HAVE BABIES! They are suppose sit back get old and watch their children have kids while they become grandparents. End of story.

But noooooooo Dad and Rae and Lorraine and Scott just COMPLETELY RUINED the balance of LIFE.

Did these old people just get together and were like "Hey I'm bored." "Oh me two" "Yeah! Hey you know what we should have babies to make our lives more fun" "Yeah! Even though we already have nice perfect well behaved kids (except for Katie) let's go and cause chaos by adding more kids" "Good idea!"

WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU OLD PEOPLE!?!?!?

And please remember this is all coming from a person who LIKES babies. They are awesome, cute and whatever BUT I do NOT want to be a big brother!! IM SUPPOSE TO BE THE YOUNGEST! It isn't fair!! Not far at all. I'm NOT gonna help with the twins NO way. They can sit in their own poop filled diapers for all I care. I'm not helping at all. I'll help with the Mae triplets because I know i'll like them ~~cause they wont be my little brothers or sister~~ but i am NOT helping with the twins.

I was thinking about going to live with Aunt Vicky again just so I won't see the babies. But then I'll have to deal with JETT ew. Or maybe go I'll live with Amber and her husband Kang. They are soo cool. But....they just had baby Hana....soo they might be busy with her. (I like her more than ill like the twins)

This is like year of the baby or something....stupid stork giving people babies....OH I don't believe that anymore. I really don't. It's....weird. I mean I never see storks flying around giving people babies. Total lie.

I should get going anyways. I'm at Katie's (gonna sleep over) and I should be helping to clean up. And I gotta hid this autobiography so know one finds it.....OH I just got a awesome idea! I'll ask Lorraine where babies come from!!! She has had 11 of them (not counting Gab) and about to have three more! I bet she won't lie.

Peace Around the World for Generations

-Young Lysandeooo

D.A Forever · 08-28-2008, 12:06 AM

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So what does that equal? 2 + 3 = FIVE NEW BABIES!

VERY good math Legend!

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But noooooooo Dad and Rae and Lorraine and Scott just COMPLETELY RUINED the balance of LIFE.

That's where I started laughing. *Giggles*

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This is like year of the baby or something....stupid stork giving people babies....OH I don't believe that anymore. I really don't. It's....weird. I mean I never see storks flying around giving people babies. Total lie.

LMAO!

Stork. I will forever see that smiley, and think 'Legend!'

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I'll ask Lorraine where babies come from!!! She has had 11 of them (not counting Gab) and about to have three more! I bet she won't lie.

Hahahaha!

I can just imagine him doing that. XD Al wouldn't be happy with Raine if she was honest.

Maybe a kiddie version would fly.. like 'from your mummies tummy' Simple. Obvious. Legend should already know. XD

LOVED it Doodlesies. <3

MUSTANG SALLY · 08-31-2008, 03:23 AM

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But noooooooo Dad and Rae and Lorraine and Scott just COMPLETELY RUINED the balance of LIFE.

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Did these old people just get together and were like "Hey I'm bored." "Oh me two" "Yeah! Hey you know what we should have babies to make our lives more fun" "Yeah! Even though we already have nice perfect well behaved kids (except for Katie) let's go and cause chaos by adding more kids" "Good idea!"

Oh man I flipping Love Legend!!

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WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU OLD PEOPLE!?!?!?

Another quote that had me laughing out loud

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This is like year of the baby or something....stupid stork giving people babies....OH I don't believe that anymore. I really don't. It's....weird. I mean I never see storks flying around giving people babies. Total lie.

The stork!! *SNORTS*

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OH I just got a awesome idea! I'll ask Lorraine where babies come from!!! She has had 11 of them (not counting Gab) and about to have three more! I bet she won't lie.

You seriously need to frame this quote!!! I was almost choking cause I was laughing so hard

That was soooo awesome Dannnnnni!!!
Legend is

Kaos.Doodles · 10-05-2008, 10:10 PM

September 3rd 2066
5:14pm

We won.

WE WON.

WE WON THEE WARRR

Like durr. It wasn't even a challenge it was OBVIOUS we would win.

No one can beat Prince Legend.

Anyway I haven't put much in you for a while. Well too bad for you. I got more important stuff to do. And since Im not making any money from this autobiography yet your not really that important now are you?
No.
Duh.

So over the summer I did summer stuff. I went to America with all these people that I consider to be my family but technically if you like took blood test they really wouldn't be my family yet we still call them family for some strange reason.
So yeah.

Annddddd....I made some new enemies!
But first how we won the war.

So it was like a 'showdown'. Me and Jordan against Penguin and Mucas. And it was like..
dundundundun.

THEN me and Jordan took out our water guns. And so did Penguin and Mucas. The only thing is.
Our water guns didn't have water.
They had the Yucklimanator in them.

So we like sprayed their eyes and they started to run around like little BABIES!
and they were CRYING!
It was priceless.
Of course Penguin claimed it was just because the Yucklimanator stung his eyes but of course we knew better.
We know now for sure that NO ONE will mess with us again.

Sooo I should tell you how I got a new enemy huh?
Gabriel Mae.
HE BIT ME!
Katie is turning that kid evil I swear!!!

Thats about it I guess. I don't wanna write about my summer because I DON'T WANT TO.
Too bad for you huh?
Can't hear about the amazingness that happened.

I better talk about the babies.
Me and Lex and Ty and Miguel are gonna get to name them. I don't even want them to be BORN so why should I name them?! Seriously I would rather have another Tyson he isn't bad at all...anymore.Id even rather have another MIGUEL and he SUCKS! But yeah...my grandma was all "Would you rather that the babies died." And that would be aaaa...
No.
I don't want them to die.
Just to be put up for adoption.

But RaeMom (new name for her) wouldn't do that.
So I came up with names for them.
I DO NOT
want two boys OR two girls.
So I am assuming that it's gonna be one boy and one girl. I guess. That way it will be easier to try to sell them to young couples because come couples might not like boys so then can get the girl (who WOULDN'T like boys!?!?) and some don't like girls so they can get the boy.

Simple right?

So just in case you two little boogers are reading this in the future here are the names I have chosen:
Boy = Scott
Girl = Piper

And to me they shall be known and Snot and Pooper?
Got it?
Good!
So if you too little boogers are reading this (when you are older and this is published)
those were your original names before I sold you.

Annd
TWO MORE DAYS!
Until I am officially 9 years old!

Isn't that awesome?
Well until then this Prince has to do some homework that Miss Hairnet assigned.

I seez byez!

- Awesome almost Birthday Boy

D.A Forever · 10-06-2008, 01:52 AM

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Sooo I should tell you how I got a new enemy huh?
Gabriel Mae.
HE BIT ME!
Katie is turning that kid evil I swear!!!

*Falls over laughing*

Legend's set on selling his baby siblings??

Oh boy. That reminds me or something

but I can't put my finger on it *shrugs* Anywho! I LOVE it twinnie

MUSTANG SALLY · 10-12-2008, 07:59 PM

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Sooo I should tell you how I got a new enemy huh?
Gabriel Mae.
HE BIT ME!
Katie is turning that kid evil I swear!!!

I had to quote it too

That was brilliant!

And the names he came up for the names were so normal! Before the real names came out

That was awesome!
Made me laugh

More!!

ZDARDSKY · 12-03-2008, 08:59 PM

*dies of laugher and chokes on my cheez its* xD

DANI, you are a genius. Legend is HILARIOUS, I laugh SO hard everytime I read this.

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So just in case you two little boogers are reading this in the future here are the names I have chosen:
Boy = Scott
Girl = Piper

And to me they shall be known and Snot and Pooper?
Got it?
Good!

I just about died there.

PAMS Partnuh! This is amazing. I can't wait for Cy to meet him.

Kaos.Doodles · 12-06-2008, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by D.A Forever

*Falls over laughing*

Legend's set on selling his baby siblings??

Oh boy. That reminds me or something

but I can't put my finger on it *shrugs* Anywho! I LOVE it twinnie

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Originally Posted by MUSTANG SALLY

I had to quote it too

That was brilliant!

And the names he came up for the names were so normal! Before the real names came out

That was awesome!
Made me laugh

More!!

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Originally Posted by Con Man

*dies of laugher and chokes on my cheez its* xD

DANI, you are a genius. Legend is HILARIOUS, I laugh SO hard everytime I read this.

I just about died there.

PAMS Partnuh! This is amazing. I can't wait for Cy to meet him.

Thanks guys

I'm glad you liked it! *runs off to write a new entry*

Kaos.Doodles · 12-07-2008, 01:14 AM

November 16th 2066
7:13pm

So about two months passed before I remembered that I must write down more about my interesting life.
To start off. MY BIRTHDAY PASSED!

I am officially 9.

Nine.
That means TWO more years until Hogwarts! Better believe it.
It’s been really quite here at my house because Alexis and Miguel are gone. I hang out with Tyson
sometimes when ever he comes over because he isn’t that bad. And on the weekend’s I usually get tortured by Jett (evil cousin) or get to hang with Amber and the baby.

I know what you’re thinking.
BORING!!!!

Well not really. Some really exciting things happened.
Like in ballet class I learned how to do this twisty flip thingy…It's like….a…twisty flip thingy.

I don’t know the read name I wasn’t paying attention. I think It was called something like…something or other full twisting thingy.

All I know for sure is that it has the word twist in it.
Maybe.

BUT it’s cool.
Because Katie can’t do it.
She falls on her butt every time she tries.
HAHA

Then in swimming, well of course I beat people like I always do. But I’m talking a break because my coach doesn’t really like when we have to swim inside. He rather us swim in the season. So swimming will start back in March.

Luckily enough, there’s an indoor skate park close to here so I can still do mountain boarding. Not the kind I would like but it helps me on tricks

(I can’t really do much right now.)
Actually.
I can’t do any.
At all.

BUT IT’S HARD!
Really hard!
WAIT
I do know one!

It’s called an Ollie…basically it’s just a jump *insert sarcastic tone here* Yahoo I can JUMP.
*end sarcastic tone*
But seriously, I’m trying to learn how to do a 180 (spin in the air) and…let’s just say a couple of days ago I almost ended up with a concussion.
Dad was pretty mad, because I wasn’t being careful….

BUT I WENT UP SOOOOO HIGH!!

I know because Jordan was recording me.

Speaking of Jordan!
I was hanging out with him and Carter during lunch time and Penguin and Mucus came and were like staring at us. So we stared back and them. And they were staring at us. And we stared back at them. Then Penguin took a step toward us and then me, Carter and Jordan took a step toward them. Then they looked at us. And we looked at them. And they left.

IT WAS SOOOOO COOL!
You seriously had to have been there to see it. One of the most important moments of my life.
Penguin is scared of us!
The booger.

OHH Did I mention we got a new kid? Well we did! Like 3 days ago!
After that I went to the bathroom and passed the principal’s office and I saw a kid trying to talk to Travis. And Travis (of course) wasn’t answering him.

Because Travis can’t hear. He can only understand you when you make hand signals. He is what people call deaf. I’ve know Travis for about three years so I know a lot of the signals.

So I went up to the boy and told him that Travis couldn’t hear and I noticed the dude had a SKATEBOARD. Before I could get his name though the bell rang so I went back to class. Hairnet was saying some stupid stuff and I wasn’t paying attention but then she said we had a new student! And the dude came in!
Turns out his name is Malachi and he’s a wicked skateboarder! And guess WHAT he also knows how to mountain board, so he’s going to be teaching me some tricks.

He’s a really really really really cool guy.
Only thing is that he actually LIKES to talk to Katie.
Crazy right?

Well this prince has some homework to do

Late dude!

- Mistah almost a Legend

D.A Forever · 12-07-2008, 01:27 AM

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BUT it’s cool.
Because Katie can’t do it.
She falls on her butt every time she tries.
HAHA

He takes pride in this, that he outdid a girl. Not any girl, but Katie. Oh I love that

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IT WAS SOOOOO COOL!
You seriously had to have been there to see it. One of the most important moments of my life.

*Cracks up* Hahaha! Most important moment of his life? That's cuuuuute, in a weird.. Legend sort of way!

LOL!

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He’s a really really really really cool guy.
Only thing is that he actually LIKES to talk to Katie.
Crazy right?

I'm AMAZED that doesn't go against him, in the coool factor.

Hahah, LOVE it twinnie

Legend's.. Legend's gonna be a Legend

MUSTANG SALLY · 12-07-2008, 06:13 AM

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Like in ballet class I learned how to do this twisty flip thingy…It's like….a…twisty flip thingy.

I don’t know the read name I wasn’t paying attention. I think It was called something like…something or other full twisting thingy.

All I know for sure is that it has the word twist in it.
Maybe.

I loved that

Twisting thingy...

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BUT it’s cool.
Because Katie can’t do it.
She falls on her butt every time she tries.
HAHA

Sweet Success!
Something Katie cant do

Kidding Katie! I love you! *Ish scared for my life now*

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IT WAS SOOOOO COOL!
You seriously had to have been there to see it. One of the most important moments of my life.
Penguin is scared of us!
The booger.

Such a big boy moment

That had me rolling

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He’s a really really really really cool guy.
Only thing is that he actually LIKES to talk to Katie.
Crazy right?

And Legend still likes him???!!!
Wow the dude must be reeeeeaaallllly cool

That was awesome baby Quad!!!
I loved it

Kaos.Doodles · 01-07-2009, 12:56 AM

December 17th 2066
5:54pm

Whos the greatest? Uhuh. Uhuh you KNOW that’s me!
Im the greatness man! Of couurseeee!!

Reasons to why I’m the greatest:

ONE:
Im the Prince AKA soon to be king uh DUHHH I’m the greatest I mean COME ON

TWO:
People WISH they were as cute as me

THREE:
You are ALSO in the list of people who wish they were as cute as me

FOUR:
I avoided getting my hair cut for the THRID time thank you very much

FIVE:
Do I NEED a reason?

SIX:
Dude, Brah, Dudette. I’m only 9 and I can already write and speak two languages.

SEVEN:
I can mountain board AND skateboard AND play soccer, football and uh….Legendball

EIGHT:
I’m soo cool I can invent things like Legendball!!

NINE:
If I wasn’t you wouldn’t be reading this now.

TEN:
I entered my first extreme competition!!

Well yeah. That list tells SO much truth but the most important thing on there right now is number ten. See me and Malachi entered a competition which has to do with extreme sports. There’s Skateboading, Mountain boarding, BMX, and rollerblading. In it. So obviously we needed two other people to make a team. And we got them! Me (Mountain boading), Malachi (skateboarding), Jordan (BMX) and Travis (the one who’s deaf, Rollerblading) annd Carter is our manager…or whatever that means.

The contest starts in February and we are gonna have to train like crazy! Because guess what?! The youngest you can be in this competition is 8 and the oldest is 16! So there are gonna be A LOT of kids older than us.

We are gonna have to practice like. Every single day.

And the BEST thing about this is that Penguin can’t EVEN join because if he ever tried to step on a skateboard he’d end up injuring himself.

I know this because that’s what happens when idiots try to do something that takes
SKILL.

So I just came back from practice and I’m gonna go practice some more. Though it’s kinda annoying. No one in this house really cares what I do. It’s all about the stupid babies and they aren’t even here yet.
Stupid.

The only person who has been listening to me has been Tyson. He’s actually cooler than I thought.
I can’t believe I used to hate him.
He’s too cool to hate.

SO before I go I gotta tell you our team name!!
WE are called….
EccENTric

Cool right? Yeah duh obviously I came up with it. Tyson said I was kind of Eccentric and but entertaining and still cool. So I went to look what Eccentric means and its like….different…and we are SOOOO different!

We also have group names.
Malachi is Thunda.
Jordan is Jiro
Travis is Topaz
Mine is Litenin
Carter is Coach Man

And yes we DO know how to spell just in case you’re wondering…we just like those ways better.

Anyways thee Prince has better go before the rest of EccENTric
get mad at me for waiting so long. LATER!

- EccENTric Leada